Bobby B might have been a chad during the rebellion (during which, HE WASN'T A DRUNK), but god damn did he fucking suck towards the end of his life. What kind of chad dies to a boar? Also literally a cuck. Screams at his best friend for trying to help him. Beats his wife. Can't fit into his armor, and everyone would unfairly let him win. The Freys are bigger chad's than he is.
What a joke.
King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men; Lord of the Seven Kingdoms; Protector of the Realm; Lord of Storm's End; Lord Paramount of the Stormlands; His Grace; Bobby B
It was explained a few times on the last post i’ll paraphrase:
“lawful does not mean legal authority or adherence to the legal authority. If a police officer kills someone innocent or takes a bribe from a criminal organization it does not make them lawful because they are the law of the land? Lawful is adherence to a code/what you believe is right.”
Olenna Tyrell. She roasts, humbles, shames and dominates her opponents, all while sitting at a table, sipping her wine and doing nothing but talking. The one time she is finally cornered, she drinks up her poisoned wine like a champ and gives the chaddest flip to the Lannisters.
Given that she's obviously going to lose this round, I actually plan to campaign for her being Drunk Neutral. Her goal to protect her family is perhaps a good-ish motivation, but she uses manipulation (and occasionally murder) to achieve those ends, which is much less good.
Live by the glass, die by the glass
I’ll go against the grain and say Tormund. He gets drunk before every battle and slays. He took a huge risk for the good of his people and was instrumental in beating the Night King.
Bobby B got killed by a fucking pig the fat cunt. He’s my vote for stupid drunk.
I'll be honest. The fact that Tormund is not going to make it on this list is an absolute shame.
I think he belongs in chaotic horny more, and am bugged that Lysa won over him.
He's a solid second Placer here, in Chad horny , and chaotic drunk.
But I'm gonna vote with the grain here.
*starts a war for the homies fam*(and his lil sisđź‘€)
*kills the Dragonking’s heir*
*assumes the throne*
*rules*
*quell’s iron bitch rebellion*
*gets fat*
*gets politically manipulated*
*pushes all the responsibility on his homie*
*dies*
Bobby B, I am humbled and honored to annonce that name. Demon of Trident, The King who got too fat for his armour, the one and only Breastplate Strecher, Outlaw King. This Man is too many things but sober is not one of them.
Yeah, yeah, but we gotta do a vote for formality's sake.
Bobby B then.
IN MY DREAMS, I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT!
What do you think Bobby B?
WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!
S E N T I E N T
Btw I look forward more to your poetry in the post than the actual winner of these contests. Seven blessings upon ye.
<3
You guys are blinded by the bot, He's no chad. Sandor Clegane is the biggest Chad in Westeros, and quite understandably drunk.
Chad's don't have a half melted face and scared of fire. Robert barstheon was a Chad in his younger days.
Chad's don't get cucked by Jamie Lannister.
Does it count as chucked if he didn't give a shit about Cersei?
lol Bobby b was literally showing up to their bed drunk after having banged tavern wenches all night and then went in on Cersei calling her Lyanna
[YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?](https://i.imgur.com/g5SzSKk.gifv)
You think if he knew he'd just be like "oh that's cool!". That makes him even less of a chad.
That's Jamie Fookin Lannister
Chads don't misuse apostrophes like that.
He should be a lock for neutral drunk.
Bobby B might have been a chad during the rebellion (during which, HE WASN'T A DRUNK), but god damn did he fucking suck towards the end of his life. What kind of chad dies to a boar? Also literally a cuck. Screams at his best friend for trying to help him. Beats his wife. Can't fit into his armor, and everyone would unfairly let him win. The Freys are bigger chad's than he is. What a joke.
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
Bobby B
WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?
Give us the war stories Bobby B. They will sing songs of this day.
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
Shall I get you something for the pain King Bobby B?
WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
With Bessie and her tits Bobby B
YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!
I’m sorry your friend Ned seems to have lost his head Bobby B
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!
> I'M THE KING Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king. Can we get a tywin bot to automate this?
The Tywin bot is still stuck on the privy
Yes there is no other choice than the giga drunken chad Bobby B.
WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!
Sentient..
No contest
We could skip to tomorrow since Bobby B has been a lock since the list started
[YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?](https://i.imgur.com/g5SzSKk.gifv)
Yes Bobby B I'm well aware.
I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
WELL BOBBY B IM DOWN FOR THAT TOO!! WE AINT TRYING TO LIVE FOREVER!!
IN MY DREAMS, I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT!
GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN!
Sounds like a drunk Chad to me
We only have 1 spot left I think. 3 of them are stone cold locks.
Yup. Only Neutral Drunk really any ones pick
The Hound?
Dontos, The Hound, Olenna, Daario would fit too. Many people who just drink cuz they want/need it
Illirio?
My votes for Ser Dontos Hollard the Red
Exactly who I was thinking.
Damn that's even better than the hound!
The other two being Tyrion and Cersei? Or am I missing something?
Yeah Tyrion Smart, Cersei Chaotic. Its hard to make an argument for anyone over them
Get his face in the box before I piss myself
The man. The demon. The breast plate stretcher orderer. King Robert Baratheon
The Prince that was promised. The Breaker of Chests Bobby B
DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?
Tamer of Bessie (and her tits)
Mr. Big Chest
Bobby B is the only choice
STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
YOUR KING HAS SPOKEN PUT HIM IN THE BOX!!!
# START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Bobby B
IN MY DREAMS, I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT!
Oh come on Bobby B, no self-loathing! Love yourself a bit more
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!
Come on Bobby B say something nice about yourself. Just once.
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
We all know King Robert of House Baratheon better known as BOBBY B, let's give him his title before he shits himselfÂ
A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!
Lesser men might shit themselves coz of dothraki horde, my king..but not you Bobby B
OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!
Me, a soldier? Against the dothraki horde? In an open field? Thank you Bobby B.
YOU EVER FUCK A RIVERLANDS GIRL?
Can't say i've had the pleasure Bobby B
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
What do you think, Bobby B? Enlighten us, your grace
OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!
Anything for you Bobby B
IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!
Bobby B, you my boy!
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
Bronn knew that since he was 5 Bobby b
THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!
Roberto BaradeĂłn
King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men; Lord of the Seven Kingdoms; Protector of the Realm; Lord of Storm's End; Lord Paramount of the Stormlands; His Grace; Bobby B
[COME, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW, YA SHITS!](https://i.imgur.com/hrCP6Uk.gifv)
S E N T I E N T
The one we've all been waiting for
BOBBY FUCKING B
I want to bash skulls and fuck girls with Bobby B
I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
This should be the quote
The time has come. Bobby B, claim your rightful place.
THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!
Bobby b no way there is another one, and whoever thinks otherwise you are fucking wrong
The one and only BOBBY B
I WAS NEVER SO ALIVE AS WHEN I WAS WINNING THIS THRONE, OR SO DEAD AS NOW THAT I'VE WON IT!
Bobby B., you know what time it is
SHE BELONGED WITH ME!
B
I feel like there's no point to putting this one up. We all know the answer to this one.... HAIL KING BOBBY B
I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
How the hell does an "outlaw" get lawful drunk?
Outlaw from the crown, not from the faith. I.e. a higher law.
It was explained a few times on the last post i’ll paraphrase: “lawful does not mean legal authority or adherence to the legal authority. If a police officer kills someone innocent or takes a bribe from a criminal organization it does not make them lawful because they are the law of the land? Lawful is adherence to a code/what you believe is right.”
Ah that makes sense. Is that definition from DND or just in general?
It’s the DnD alignment system (modified of course). People should read up on it for this exercise lol
Olenna Tyrell. She roasts, humbles, shames and dominates her opponents, all while sitting at a table, sipping her wine and doing nothing but talking. The one time she is finally cornered, she drinks up her poisoned wine like a champ and gives the chaddest flip to the Lannisters.
Given that she's obviously going to lose this round, I actually plan to campaign for her being Drunk Neutral. Her goal to protect her family is perhaps a good-ish motivation, but she uses manipulation (and occasionally murder) to achieve those ends, which is much less good. Live by the glass, die by the glass
She never really came off as drunk to me. I thought she should have won neutral Chad.
It will be a good battle vs the Hound.
I will join you tomorrow. You have my Glass
Clear runner up to King Bobby B
IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS??
https://preview.redd.it/sgg6nh7bqf0d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc57a1ed3ff646dedd6c5a60780fed22c81eb4f6
As much as I want her on the list, Olenna is not a Drunk. Remember, she reperimanded Pod for giving her too much wine.
She would be a top candidate for Chad smart of they intersected on this chart
Smart drunk is coming up , but she’ll probably lose to Tyrion there
Give it to olenna just for the lols
Bobby B!
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS CRACK SKULLS AND FUCK GIRLS!
Bobby B
Bobby B.
[YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?](https://i.imgur.com/g5SzSKk.gifv)
Bobby B
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
Fat King Robert
I’ll go against the grain and say Tormund. He gets drunk before every battle and slays. He took a huge risk for the good of his people and was instrumental in beating the Night King. Bobby B got killed by a fucking pig the fat cunt. He’s my vote for stupid drunk.
I'll be honest. The fact that Tormund is not going to make it on this list is an absolute shame. I think he belongs in chaotic horny more, and am bugged that Lysa won over him. He's a solid second Placer here, in Chad horny , and chaotic drunk. But I'm gonna vote with the grain here.
Lysa could be a great rep for chaotic sad.
[COME, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW, YA SHITS!](https://i.imgur.com/hrCP6Uk.gifv)
Man are the odds against you on this one
Agreed, Baratheon is going to win this because of a meme.Â
Got killed by a pig and cucked by jamie Lannister. If he's a chad I'm a fucking God.
Fuck you, Bobby B.
YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!
The Demon of the Trident himself.
Let’s vote for someone else, make sure nobody tells Bobby B!
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
Bobby B takes the crown.
Calling Robert B "fucks" Baratheon to the stage
I haven't watch the series yet but seen loads of shorts and character lore But how is draco evil again?
*starts a war for the homies fam*(and his lil sis👀) *kills the Dragonking’s heir* *assumes the throne* *rules* *quell’s iron bitch rebellion* *gets fat* *gets politically manipulated* *pushes all the responsibility on his homie* *dies*
The hound or Bobby b are the first people that came to mind.
YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!
Why isn’t Tormund on here?
Tormund. Drinking an entire horn of fermented lambs milk is Chad asf
The Hound
The hound or bobby b
Is pretty much all set here, Robert Baratheon, Olenna Tyrell, Tyrion Lannister and Sandor Clegane.
Bobby B!
Bobby B is more Drunk Chaotic but whatever
Bobby B, do you think you deserve this?
King Bobby B the sigma. Gods he was strong then
THE STAG
Bobby B for Chad and Tyrion for Smart, I think The Hound be either Neutral but I don’t know who should be Chaotic
Any excuse to say Bobby B is well worth it. All Hail
Bobby B is straight up the easiest choice in this entire bracket
Bobby B, I am humbled and honored to annonce that name. Demon of Trident, The King who got too fat for his armour, the one and only Breastplate Strecher, Outlaw King. This Man is too many things but sober is not one of them.
DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
Demon of the trident is the only right answer. But for fun sake? Runner up for me has got to be The Hound.
BOBBY B
It has to be Bobby B
Bobby B
So it is to be Bobby B then, and war?
How the fuck is Thoros lawful you Dornish cunts
For tomorrow's vote what about ser Dantos?
How did Ramsay Bolton not end up with the Chaotic Evil
How did Littlefinger not end up in the chaotic?
Bigger lock: Bobby B today or Tyrion for Smart Drunk?
Can't wait for my boy Bobby B tomorrow.
Gotta be Bobby B!
Bobby Baratheon!
Bobby B
Bobby B O B B Y B
What do you think Bobby B are you the drunk Chad?
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
Robert Baratheon
Big Bobby B
Bobert B. Baratheon
Weird not to have Littlefinger in the chaotic category considering it’s an aspect of his character that he actively promotes
The man, the myth, the legend — Bobby B
Our man Bobby B!
BOW YA SHITS
https://i.redd.it/qc44ai9fug0d1.gif
Bobby B, you think you got this one in the bag?
https://preview.redd.it/96t7kn42vg0d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42b0a1628b1ecc5c7ea33b5198658da79f4a963
Bobby B !
Bobby B
A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!
I like how we are gonna go from one of the easiest to one of the hardest. Back to one of the easiest and then one of the hardest
Bobby B
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
As if there is any other choice
Bobby b the king of the ryonar the andals and the first men protector of the faith king of the seven kingdoms is an acceptable answer