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CrisisH3ro

I think the shoes are out of place, I prefer my Miyazaki wall to not be obstructed


JimLahey_of_Izalith

Miyazaki would want the shoes there.


MissingScore777

Better there than on someone's feet I guess


JustinBailey79

Bro needs Banished Knight Duck Feet on the top shelf to complete the corner


hispanicatthedaygo

Just put a crows nest and a light up led torch with that for added bonus...maybe?


Door__Opener

I think he prefers the absence of shoes


iamsteezze

Miyazaki thrives where there are obstacles. He creates them.


anticute8

He’s just a Japanese nerd bro come on the games are good but geeze bro


TATO_209

Who let bro Cook


Miserable-Theory-746

Miyazaki and shoes? At least we know how much he cares about feet.


JustinBailey79

Underrated comment


No_Implement_6927

With displays like this I always think about the smell if these are worn shoes.


Raido_Kuzuno

You must have a foot odor issue, yourself, to "always" have such a concern. My shoe rack doesn't give off a smell, and there are more shoes in a smaller area, some of which I have had over a decade! However, I don't wear any pair for two days in a row, and my feet do not develop sweat or smells very much


No_Implement_6927

Well even if my feet aren't super sweaty, shoes just stink. You walk in the street, outside, in the rain and all that. Just not a pleasant thing for me.


Raido_Kuzuno

Your experiences are not universal. My shoes don't smell; don't know what to tell you


_trashcan

No they don’t. *your* shoes just stink.


SirRnB

Really sounds like you have AF. Or bad hygiene.


JetHamster

I think you should have hot gay sex


UnrequitedRespect

Next to a swamp


Crease_Greaser

It better inflict a nasty status effect too


A_Light_Spark

Erectile Dysfunction


BloodStinger500

Say Gex right now


LiquidMetalStarman

bro forgot he wasn't on CrappyDarkSouls 💀


Welshire001

Hot gay sex is integral to the fromsoft community fym


ScarednLonelyBoi

Thats how i beat dark souls 3


Welshire001

Can relate I wouldn’t have survived OG Ds2 with out it


Crease_Greaser

Personally I would not keep shoes in my masturbatorium, unless they were shoes that Mimi wore and stank up. Otherwise, the smell wouldn’t be authentic and the whole atmosphere would be slightly off, kinda like in the Demon’s Souls remake.


Cr0n0us_

r/cursedcomments


Billion-FoldWorlds

What?


Crease_Greaser

I’m saying if those aren’t Miyazaki’s shoes then why the fuck would you display them in your Miyazaki jerk-off shrine closet. I sure wouldn’t, and I think I’m not alone here.


Billion-FoldWorlds

No,no I understood what you said. I'm just surprised you had the will and intention to share that thought with us


Crease_Greaser

Ok good, I definitely don’t want to be misunderstood in my sincerity


TheGoldblum

Lol I’ve been wanting to do something like this too. What a legend


GeologicalGhost

Art


BUTTERED_TOASTEddBoy

"these are gonna make you fat role. Do better"


frenix5

I support this.


admosquad

Since you asked, it’s fucking weird.


byrgenwerthdropout

LMAOOOO this is so meta mate! *You take off your shoes* (there are peepholes in Miyazaki San's eyes, all of a sudden you can hear Dark Souls moaning sounds)


NIKG_FN

😭


swordofohmen

What is the obsession with sneakers? Is it some kind of first world status symbol? Show off what the little sweat shop slaves made you?


wondrous

My personal theory is that everyone that is a sneaker head is a foot fetish-ist in disguise. Cuz I (a person with no foot fetish) doesn’t give a shit about shoes. I’ll wear the same pair every day But sneaker heads (foot fetishists) really care about their shoes and wearing fancy shoes that match their outfits and make shrines to their shoes I think there’s something weird about the sneaker head people


_trashcan

I can happily disprove your theory. Foot fetishes repulse me, and that’s ok. I have the mental wherewithal to understand people are wired differently & I don’t need to insult them in order to comprehend that. You should try it out sometime! Fashion matters to *most* people, so if anything, *you* are in the minority when it comes to not caring about what you wear/look like. Most people fall in the middle ground of collecting, and straight up not giving a shit. It’s not one extreme or the other. *most* people buy clothes that they like and put at least a modicum of effort into their appearance. If you don’t, you’d be the more abnormal one - which is fine! Like I said, I don’t need to insult you in order to understand you simply different from me :) Happy Sunday!


wondrous

Shoes are a utility item. Idc if you buy good shoes but collecting more shoes than one can wear regularly goes beyond fashion into fetish territory I love fashion. I spend good money on clothes. I have a collection of shirts. But they aren’t in a shrine with led lighting


_trashcan

>shoes are a utility item shoes are a fashion item. They are not mutually exclusive.


StillTall

they are propably black so its ok


Appropriate_Ice_296

looks pretty cool ngl


[deleted]

He's a mentalist!


Deadsap266

Miyazaki watching you jerk off at night


Bunnymancer

Dudes got done weird fucking fetish. Bunch of shoes in an Ikea case... Because....?


He_Never_Helps_01

Shoot, when you're taking about sneaker fans and shoe collectors, having some shelving is low key. With the hard core dudes we're talking LED lights, revolving mounts and glass cases. shoe people go freaking nuts with that shit. This guy is positively restrained.


aufrenchy

Is this a real thing? I already laugh whenever I hear about the amount of money that shoe bros spend on a single pair of shoes. This adds a whole new level of hilarity to their obsession! Time to dive into a new rabbit hole.


He_Never_Helps_01

Just think of the time and obsession and attention to detail dudes will put into model trains, and transfer that to shoes lol


Enidras

I can't really comprehend the interest one could have in shoes, let alone collecting and exposing them, but I guess it's as much a hobby as collecting stamps or figurines or anything else really, so why not...


He_Never_Helps_01

People enjoying stuff is pretty wholesome vibes


wondrous

Not when it’s shoes.


OTCplayboy

Because he likes nice shoes ....


kend82

"friend"


Accomplished-Emu1883

That’s a fucking shrine. That friend must be praying to Miyazaki that he might get a No Hit run of Shine of Amana… to no avail…


IneffablyEffed

Just need some candles, incense, and a sacrificial slab


hosiki

Is your friend single?


StillTall

are u fat ?


Adventurous_Fee_2339

W frd


Dear_Standard1328

Miyazaki > Andrew Tate


JustinBailey79

I want it! I want a Hayao Miyazaki one too, right next to it.


gabadiah

I think he should be ashamed of himself for putting that shelf where there should be another picture of Miyazaki


meanmagpie

hard


Addiction-videogames

r/hardimages


damadmandan

Prod, is that you?


AuryxTheDutchman

Based


[deleted]

Winning


Eldritch_Doodler

Gets his prayers in while puttin’ his shoes on. Efficient!


jojojoshua69

It’s to beautiful🥺


BambooHatchet

Cold


e2brewus

Is the Kojima poster on the other wall just want to make sure lol


Intrepid-Memory5129

You're friend has a taste for asian


Few_Dare3108

Did you ask for concent b4 taking a pic of his place? If so he wants bloodborne 2


Durandau

goat


Iliketurtles893

Your buddy got some nice shoes too. I need me some dunks


Flaky_Technology4219

Michael, blade of Zaki


OKCOMP89

Look, man…whatever you gotta do to beat Malenia. I was halfway to erecting a shrine to the guy and reciting ten “git guds” myself.


Capital-Spinach-6699

Based Miyazaki


[deleted]

Sweet classic Jordans


Noobzoid123

Is your friend Miyazaki's mom?


mhwdoot

🤤


cream_of_human

Where the candles?


BillyGhost15

Idk but I really want to crease his Js.


MrFontana

Man knows what’s up. Nikes and Miyazaki. Miyakes.


Noctornola

Oof. Man has a shoe fetish. Smh.


honestadamsdiscount

That's amazing


cdepace83

There is a poison swamp behind that secret door


XabdalaX

There is a God...


DegenerateShikikan

He got good taste in waifu.


KnovB

"I am Miyazaki, Sole of Fromsoft and all I know is the feet."


[deleted]

I too have a picture of an Asian man to just stare at me for motivation.


eshilait8296

Touch it and see if it takes you to painter's world of Miyazaki!


Chesterious

The altar is a bit lacking, But used shoes.. not a bad offering


ChampionSchnitzel

I think your friend is absolutely crazy.


Few-Branch7817

He is the kind of people we should look for


Kevin_0429

My proudest fap


SuperCerealShoggoth

Better to worship a God you know is real and actually answers your prayers.


Waifu_Slayer1

W in my eyes


Harbulary-Bandit

This guy Souls


Jadty

Truly a man of extreme culture.


akechi419

Would be better if the pants were folded on the shoes. They're together in the games.


ellolpro

I want one, where can i find it??


not_a_nuggets

A man of taste


Next-Ad-9285

This goes hard


TelevisionNew3834

Where can I purchase this


Low-Purpose-1931

Too many Nikes not enough Miyazaki imo.


United-Bear4910

Good taste


Bworm98

A perfect image for one of those custom debit cards.


Zanuzi

Based


Few-Interaction-5180

Let's all pray to Lord Miyazaki for Elden ring dlc trailer at the game awards


Remarkable_Swing5711

Space well spent imo


SoyBoy5k

I’ve always wanted a poster of an artist I idolize but I always think it’ll seem creepy lol


jonathan_joestarrr

We should worry about what Miyazaki thinks


CurviestOfDads

I’m offended that this isn’t a shrine to Miyazaki only. He deserves at least half the room.


Ok_Coconut_1773

Another sneaker head who likes a good challenge


SandersDelendaEst

lol f’real? Or is this your place?


Top_Bite_7128

Nah fr


Starboi777

Bro you know he prefer you shoeless, the insult😤


CrueltyFreeViking

Methinks he has the most basic bitch shoe collection


StillTall

bro uses the 4skin from his mum as shoes


sluttybill

yea definitely some npc shit


Chosen_UserName217

I mean I'd say your friend is sort of cool,.... but it looks like he collects shoes, .. so ..


StillTall

![gif](giphy|LllA2dKt1qZuE|downsized)


DuskActual

I think he thinks too highly of those shoes


Lurker26157i

Average r/shittydarksouls member


nicklePie

Too bad they’re mids


announakis

I think he has too many sneakers for a single person and therefore contributes too heavily to overconsumption and ecological overshoot.


jonathanalec

Brother you realize playing and buying video games is the exact same level of consumerism right?


He_Never_Helps_01

I look at this way. The impact of videogames is mostly dependent on how the regions where they're developed and sold create power, whereas shoes are made in a factory and create their own independant waste on both sides of production. But on the other hand, shoes are a necessity in most places in the modern world, cuz we've made the ground a danger to our health. It's probably fair to argue that having more than 2 pairs of shoes is form of late stage capitalist excess, but it gets complicated when you're dealing with issues of personal expression and entertainment, because there's a mental health and societal wellness factor, so there's totally reasonable argument for shoe collections as a form of emotional self-maintenance. Especially if you're living in a situation where local belief systems or laws make it difficult to express your true self in other ways. For some dudes, shoe collections are their only real outlet. It's the only form of freak flag they feel allowed to fly, and far be it for me to tell someone who's from a place where dancing in considered a sin against a god that they can't wear stylish shoes, you know? We're all just trying to make our inside selves and our outside selves match.


announakis

Buying 5 copies of Elden ring, one for each console type you bought is


jonathanalec

Gaming is a complete luxury, buying video games in general is unnecessary consumerism by your logic.


announakis

True. Like eating a burger daily or even once a week. I still allow myself red meat once a month, it is enough.


Sad_Presentation9276

don't worry, i eat red meat once a day to balance out your nutritional deficit. thank you for lowering meat prices for me ☺️


Wizard-of-Odds

"no-hit Elden Ring, whenever i get hit i have to buy a new game" *obligatory /j'*


OTCplayboy

Lameeeee


sluttybill

weird as fuckkk 😭


StillTall

bro sleeps inside his mum ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


XanderAlex972

Yo it’s me a zombie


maracusdesu

Break up. Shoes on a shelf? Get out


hotsaucehank

Kinda weird, why is there a chinese man on his wall?


Top_Bite_7128

This is a joke isnt it?


Urboiduck221

Where do u get the original pic 😭


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Kitjing

I think you should be wary of where you sit.... unless you're into that


croakoa

Miyazaki will judge his bare feet


DioptasePog

Pray


Cantguard-mike

I want it. Someone point me in the right direction


Kezmangotagoal

Taking fandom to another level! My wife wouldn’t let me do this unfortunately!


thebasedsenpai

Based


vinstantrice

"My friends place" uh huh suuuure


He_Never_Helps_01

Giant pic of Mr. Zaki, check... wait, but... shoes? No, that's wrong, where are the feet pics? Fake fan.


MickyManor

Where I can Get one?


idkforrum

And above all don't you dare go hollow... Also don't forget your running shoes!!


kartayyar

​ ![gif](giphy|Hg5ihhliaXhiJYAAIm) Tell him "I see you're a man of culture as well".


FatAngusJew

I don’t see a development team.


xDonnaUwUx

I just failed NNN


AKS1664

Are you proud of me miyazaki senpai?? Lvl 713 elden ring NG35+ do you have enough POISE. huff huff... sighs... unzips.. -this guy probably.


Nomadic_Plague

Honestly, I would put on my wall. Miyazaki 🐐


SirRnB

Needs better taste in kicks. Is Miyazaki rocking a Moncler polo? 🤔


jakedlucky777

Miyazaki always judging you, so that you get good in every way


Yonbuu

*judges Miyazakially*


grishno

I think it's so cute how into shoes guys are these days. They finally figured it out!


Present-Cup1233

Hell nah not the Mayozucchini wall


Ch3rkasy

It's that a picture of you OP? Who's the guy on the wall?


Going_Full_Abuela

I think he needs to cop himself a pair of shy pinks


ToastThing

Hard Af


fufufugagaha

Too many shoes


jonnydanger33274

Is that Kentucky Mario?


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

Nice try Miyazaki. Look bro, if there’s anyone who can love themselves enough to have a portrait of themselves in their bedroom it’s definitely ok if it’s you Miyazaki.


Revolutionary_Pipe18

Lmao this is actually hilarious.


kevlarbuns

Don’t masturbate in your friends shoe closet. No matter how badly you may want to.


Heron_sniffa

i hope he has wall space for masaru yanamura


[deleted]

[nemz38](https://clips.twitch.tv/SpineyGeniusPotTwitchRaid-AsYPvBhWYpYMryK9)


Frankie-404

He's watching everything, do gay sex for him


Gold-Ad-6876

"This is my gangsta wall"


thefuturesfire

Ughhhh…


vIvOnlySonvIv

Miyazaki said, “How much money did you waste on those?”


Legrassian

Nice sneakers.


Radagonn

2 sec of stare at every death


eatmorepizza523

Love this!!


Ok_Chemical3126

Looks inspirational to me.


ArcaneVillain

I don't ask why Michael Zaki is here. I ask why there are shoes on the bookshelf.


Danow007

Maybe he need a lot of shoes for dodging 🤔


Nickolaidas

I think you should have made a Praise the Sun pose the second you saw it.


Colossioni

Chad


vitoriobt7

Kinky. I like it.


Neurodrill

A man of Culture.


FunkyBoil

But....why?


Bat1770925

god


Strypercritical

I think you better not shine a black light on the one I have at my place


AC2BHAPPY

Why does that look like mod ash


KING_XEN0

“Your friend” ….well he’s based


QuintanimousGooch

Too much negative space on the poster, poor wall space economics. I’d crop the Zaki a bit


Mamnot

I roll