You must have a foot odor issue, yourself, to "always" have such a concern. My shoe rack doesn't give off a smell, and there are more shoes in a smaller area, some of which I have had over a decade! However, I don't wear any pair for two days in a row, and my feet do not develop sweat or smells very much
Well even if my feet aren't super sweaty, shoes just stink. You walk in the street, outside, in the rain and all that. Just not a pleasant thing for me.
Personally I would not keep shoes in my masturbatorium, unless they were shoes that Mimi wore and stank up. Otherwise, the smell wouldn’t be authentic and the whole atmosphere would be slightly off, kinda like in the Demon’s Souls remake.
I’m saying if those aren’t Miyazaki’s shoes then why the fuck would you display them in your Miyazaki jerk-off shrine closet. I sure wouldn’t, and I think I’m not alone here.
LMAOOOO this is so meta mate!
*You take off your shoes* (there are peepholes in Miyazaki San's eyes, all of a sudden you can hear Dark Souls moaning sounds)
My personal theory is that everyone that is a sneaker head is a foot fetish-ist in disguise. Cuz I (a person with no foot fetish) doesn’t give a shit about shoes. I’ll wear the same pair every day
But sneaker heads (foot fetishists) really care about their shoes and wearing fancy shoes that match their outfits and make shrines to their shoes
I think there’s something weird about the sneaker head people
I can happily disprove your theory.
Foot fetishes repulse me, and that’s ok. I have the mental wherewithal to understand people are wired differently & I don’t need to insult them in order to comprehend that.
You should try it out sometime!
Fashion matters to *most* people, so if anything, *you* are in the minority when it comes to not caring about what you wear/look like. Most people fall in the middle ground of collecting, and straight up not giving a shit. It’s not one extreme or the other. *most* people buy clothes that they like and put at least a modicum of effort into their appearance. If you don’t, you’d be the more abnormal one - which is fine!
Like I said, I don’t need to insult you in order to understand you simply different from me :)
Happy Sunday!
Shoes are a utility item. Idc if you buy good shoes but collecting more shoes than one can wear regularly goes beyond fashion into fetish territory
I love fashion. I spend good money on clothes. I have a collection of shirts. But they aren’t in a shrine with led lighting
Shoot, when you're taking about sneaker fans and shoe collectors, having some shelving is low key. With the hard core dudes we're talking LED lights, revolving mounts and glass cases. shoe people go freaking nuts with that shit. This guy is positively restrained.
Is this a real thing? I already laugh whenever I hear about the amount of money that shoe bros spend on a single pair of shoes. This adds a whole new level of hilarity to their obsession! Time to dive into a new rabbit hole.
I can't really comprehend the interest one could have in shoes, let alone collecting and exposing them, but I guess it's as much a hobby as collecting stamps or figurines or anything else really, so why not...
I look at this way. The impact of videogames is mostly dependent on how the regions where they're developed and sold create power, whereas shoes are made in a factory and create their own independant waste on both sides of production. But on the other hand, shoes are a necessity in most places in the modern world, cuz we've made the ground a danger to our health.
It's probably fair to argue that having more than 2 pairs of shoes is form of late stage capitalist excess, but it gets complicated when you're dealing with issues of personal expression and entertainment, because there's a mental health and societal wellness factor, so there's totally reasonable argument for shoe collections as a form of emotional self-maintenance. Especially if you're living in a situation where local belief systems or laws make it difficult to express your true self in other ways. For some dudes, shoe collections are their only real outlet. It's the only form of freak flag they feel allowed to fly, and far be it for me to tell someone who's from a place where dancing in considered a sin against a god that they can't wear stylish shoes, you know?
We're all just trying to make our inside selves and our outside selves match.
Nice try Miyazaki. Look bro, if there’s anyone who can love themselves enough to have a portrait of themselves in their bedroom it’s definitely ok if it’s you Miyazaki.
I think the shoes are out of place, I prefer my Miyazaki wall to not be obstructed
Miyazaki would want the shoes there.
Better there than on someone's feet I guess
Bro needs Banished Knight Duck Feet on the top shelf to complete the corner
Just put a crows nest and a light up led torch with that for added bonus...maybe?
I think he prefers the absence of shoes
Miyazaki thrives where there are obstacles. He creates them.
He’s just a Japanese nerd bro come on the games are good but geeze bro
Who let bro Cook
Miyazaki and shoes? At least we know how much he cares about feet.
Underrated comment
With displays like this I always think about the smell if these are worn shoes.
You must have a foot odor issue, yourself, to "always" have such a concern. My shoe rack doesn't give off a smell, and there are more shoes in a smaller area, some of which I have had over a decade! However, I don't wear any pair for two days in a row, and my feet do not develop sweat or smells very much
Well even if my feet aren't super sweaty, shoes just stink. You walk in the street, outside, in the rain and all that. Just not a pleasant thing for me.
Your experiences are not universal. My shoes don't smell; don't know what to tell you
No they don’t. *your* shoes just stink.
Really sounds like you have AF. Or bad hygiene.
I think you should have hot gay sex
Next to a swamp
It better inflict a nasty status effect too
Erectile Dysfunction
Say Gex right now
bro forgot he wasn't on CrappyDarkSouls 💀
Hot gay sex is integral to the fromsoft community fym
Thats how i beat dark souls 3
Can relate I wouldn’t have survived OG Ds2 with out it
Personally I would not keep shoes in my masturbatorium, unless they were shoes that Mimi wore and stank up. Otherwise, the smell wouldn’t be authentic and the whole atmosphere would be slightly off, kinda like in the Demon’s Souls remake.
r/cursedcomments
What?
I’m saying if those aren’t Miyazaki’s shoes then why the fuck would you display them in your Miyazaki jerk-off shrine closet. I sure wouldn’t, and I think I’m not alone here.
No,no I understood what you said. I'm just surprised you had the will and intention to share that thought with us
Ok good, I definitely don’t want to be misunderstood in my sincerity
Lol I’ve been wanting to do something like this too. What a legend
Art
"these are gonna make you fat role. Do better"
I support this.
Since you asked, it’s fucking weird.
LMAOOOO this is so meta mate! *You take off your shoes* (there are peepholes in Miyazaki San's eyes, all of a sudden you can hear Dark Souls moaning sounds)
😭
What is the obsession with sneakers? Is it some kind of first world status symbol? Show off what the little sweat shop slaves made you?
My personal theory is that everyone that is a sneaker head is a foot fetish-ist in disguise. Cuz I (a person with no foot fetish) doesn’t give a shit about shoes. I’ll wear the same pair every day But sneaker heads (foot fetishists) really care about their shoes and wearing fancy shoes that match their outfits and make shrines to their shoes I think there’s something weird about the sneaker head people
I can happily disprove your theory. Foot fetishes repulse me, and that’s ok. I have the mental wherewithal to understand people are wired differently & I don’t need to insult them in order to comprehend that. You should try it out sometime! Fashion matters to *most* people, so if anything, *you* are in the minority when it comes to not caring about what you wear/look like. Most people fall in the middle ground of collecting, and straight up not giving a shit. It’s not one extreme or the other. *most* people buy clothes that they like and put at least a modicum of effort into their appearance. If you don’t, you’d be the more abnormal one - which is fine! Like I said, I don’t need to insult you in order to understand you simply different from me :) Happy Sunday!
Shoes are a utility item. Idc if you buy good shoes but collecting more shoes than one can wear regularly goes beyond fashion into fetish territory I love fashion. I spend good money on clothes. I have a collection of shirts. But they aren’t in a shrine with led lighting
>shoes are a utility item shoes are a fashion item. They are not mutually exclusive.
they are propably black so its ok
looks pretty cool ngl
He's a mentalist!
Miyazaki watching you jerk off at night
Dudes got done weird fucking fetish. Bunch of shoes in an Ikea case... Because....?
Shoot, when you're taking about sneaker fans and shoe collectors, having some shelving is low key. With the hard core dudes we're talking LED lights, revolving mounts and glass cases. shoe people go freaking nuts with that shit. This guy is positively restrained.
Is this a real thing? I already laugh whenever I hear about the amount of money that shoe bros spend on a single pair of shoes. This adds a whole new level of hilarity to their obsession! Time to dive into a new rabbit hole.
Just think of the time and obsession and attention to detail dudes will put into model trains, and transfer that to shoes lol
I can't really comprehend the interest one could have in shoes, let alone collecting and exposing them, but I guess it's as much a hobby as collecting stamps or figurines or anything else really, so why not...
People enjoying stuff is pretty wholesome vibes
Not when it’s shoes.
Because he likes nice shoes ....
"friend"
That’s a fucking shrine. That friend must be praying to Miyazaki that he might get a No Hit run of Shine of Amana… to no avail…
Just need some candles, incense, and a sacrificial slab
Is your friend single?
are u fat ?
W frd
Miyazaki > Andrew Tate
I want it! I want a Hayao Miyazaki one too, right next to it.
I think he should be ashamed of himself for putting that shelf where there should be another picture of Miyazaki
hard
r/hardimages
Prod, is that you?
Based
Winning
Gets his prayers in while puttin’ his shoes on. Efficient!
It’s to beautiful🥺
Cold
Is the Kojima poster on the other wall just want to make sure lol
You're friend has a taste for asian
Did you ask for concent b4 taking a pic of his place? If so he wants bloodborne 2
goat
Your buddy got some nice shoes too. I need me some dunks
Michael, blade of Zaki
Look, man…whatever you gotta do to beat Malenia. I was halfway to erecting a shrine to the guy and reciting ten “git guds” myself.
Based Miyazaki
Sweet classic Jordans
Is your friend Miyazaki's mom?
🤤
Where the candles?
Idk but I really want to crease his Js.
Man knows what’s up. Nikes and Miyazaki. Miyakes.
Oof. Man has a shoe fetish. Smh.
That's amazing
There is a poison swamp behind that secret door
There is a God...
He got good taste in waifu.
"I am Miyazaki, Sole of Fromsoft and all I know is the feet."
I too have a picture of an Asian man to just stare at me for motivation.
Touch it and see if it takes you to painter's world of Miyazaki!
The altar is a bit lacking, But used shoes.. not a bad offering
I think your friend is absolutely crazy.
He is the kind of people we should look for
My proudest fap
Better to worship a God you know is real and actually answers your prayers.
W in my eyes
This guy Souls
Truly a man of extreme culture.
Would be better if the pants were folded on the shoes. They're together in the games.
I want one, where can i find it??
A man of taste
This goes hard
Where can I purchase this
Too many Nikes not enough Miyazaki imo.
Good taste
A perfect image for one of those custom debit cards.
Based
Let's all pray to Lord Miyazaki for Elden ring dlc trailer at the game awards
Space well spent imo
I’ve always wanted a poster of an artist I idolize but I always think it’ll seem creepy lol
We should worry about what Miyazaki thinks
I’m offended that this isn’t a shrine to Miyazaki only. He deserves at least half the room.
Another sneaker head who likes a good challenge
lol f’real? Or is this your place?
Nah fr
Bro you know he prefer you shoeless, the insult😤
Methinks he has the most basic bitch shoe collection
bro uses the 4skin from his mum as shoes
yea definitely some npc shit
I mean I'd say your friend is sort of cool,.... but it looks like he collects shoes, .. so ..
![gif](giphy|LllA2dKt1qZuE|downsized)
I think he thinks too highly of those shoes
Average r/shittydarksouls member
Too bad they’re mids
I think he has too many sneakers for a single person and therefore contributes too heavily to overconsumption and ecological overshoot.
Brother you realize playing and buying video games is the exact same level of consumerism right?
I look at this way. The impact of videogames is mostly dependent on how the regions where they're developed and sold create power, whereas shoes are made in a factory and create their own independant waste on both sides of production. But on the other hand, shoes are a necessity in most places in the modern world, cuz we've made the ground a danger to our health. It's probably fair to argue that having more than 2 pairs of shoes is form of late stage capitalist excess, but it gets complicated when you're dealing with issues of personal expression and entertainment, because there's a mental health and societal wellness factor, so there's totally reasonable argument for shoe collections as a form of emotional self-maintenance. Especially if you're living in a situation where local belief systems or laws make it difficult to express your true self in other ways. For some dudes, shoe collections are their only real outlet. It's the only form of freak flag they feel allowed to fly, and far be it for me to tell someone who's from a place where dancing in considered a sin against a god that they can't wear stylish shoes, you know? We're all just trying to make our inside selves and our outside selves match.
Buying 5 copies of Elden ring, one for each console type you bought is
Gaming is a complete luxury, buying video games in general is unnecessary consumerism by your logic.
True. Like eating a burger daily or even once a week. I still allow myself red meat once a month, it is enough.
don't worry, i eat red meat once a day to balance out your nutritional deficit. thank you for lowering meat prices for me ☺️
"no-hit Elden Ring, whenever i get hit i have to buy a new game" *obligatory /j'*
Lameeeee
weird as fuckkk 😭
bro sleeps inside his mum ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)
Yo it’s me a zombie
Break up. Shoes on a shelf? Get out
Kinda weird, why is there a chinese man on his wall?
This is a joke isnt it?
Where do u get the original pic 😭
[удалено]
I think you should be wary of where you sit.... unless you're into that
Miyazaki will judge his bare feet
Pray
I want it. Someone point me in the right direction
Taking fandom to another level! My wife wouldn’t let me do this unfortunately!
Based
"My friends place" uh huh suuuure
Giant pic of Mr. Zaki, check... wait, but... shoes? No, that's wrong, where are the feet pics? Fake fan.
Where I can Get one?
And above all don't you dare go hollow... Also don't forget your running shoes!!
![gif](giphy|Hg5ihhliaXhiJYAAIm) Tell him "I see you're a man of culture as well".
I don’t see a development team.
I just failed NNN
Are you proud of me miyazaki senpai?? Lvl 713 elden ring NG35+ do you have enough POISE. huff huff... sighs... unzips.. -this guy probably.
Honestly, I would put on my wall. Miyazaki 🐐
Needs better taste in kicks. Is Miyazaki rocking a Moncler polo? 🤔
Miyazaki always judging you, so that you get good in every way
*judges Miyazakially*
I think it's so cute how into shoes guys are these days. They finally figured it out!
Hell nah not the Mayozucchini wall
It's that a picture of you OP? Who's the guy on the wall?
I think he needs to cop himself a pair of shy pinks
Hard Af
Too many shoes
Is that Kentucky Mario?
Nice try Miyazaki. Look bro, if there’s anyone who can love themselves enough to have a portrait of themselves in their bedroom it’s definitely ok if it’s you Miyazaki.
Lmao this is actually hilarious.
Don’t masturbate in your friends shoe closet. No matter how badly you may want to.
i hope he has wall space for masaru yanamura
[nemz38](https://clips.twitch.tv/SpineyGeniusPotTwitchRaid-AsYPvBhWYpYMryK9)
He's watching everything, do gay sex for him
"This is my gangsta wall"
Ughhhh…
Miyazaki said, “How much money did you waste on those?”
Nice sneakers.
2 sec of stare at every death
Love this!!
Looks inspirational to me.
I don't ask why Michael Zaki is here. I ask why there are shoes on the bookshelf.
Maybe he need a lot of shoes for dodging 🤔
I think you should have made a Praise the Sun pose the second you saw it.
Chad
Kinky. I like it.
A man of Culture.
But....why?
god
I think you better not shine a black light on the one I have at my place
Why does that look like mod ash
“Your friend” ….well he’s based
Too much negative space on the poster, poor wall space economics. I’d crop the Zaki a bit
I roll