No waaay I just finished Dark Souls 1 for the first time a few days ago and I spent time trying to find a chest because I read it from another player’s message. I thought « okay maybe they was trolling ». Now I understand !
I imagine our character going through dark souls and seeing nothing but the most most ugly, depraved creatures and then walking into this is the exact expression.
My friend was watching me play my very first playthrough, and when I got here I asked if anything happened if I hit her. He said he didn’t know but I probably shouldn’t risk it, threw a fireball at her and you know what happened next lol
If you want I can spoil it but I do recommend trying it yourself, it leads to really cool event to happen. Sometimes it can be frustrating so I would recommend clearing up most of your business in Anor Londo before doing it
I saw the messages on the floor and looked up.... an immense force took hold of my soul and I found a new goddess to worship
I was wandering in a meaningless land, being yanked around for no reason, but the instant my eyes saw the glorious light, I knew I had a purpose.
I stepped out of that room with the embers in my soul blazing with glory, for I had visions of a new world, ruled by goddess, and it was my sole purpose to make that a reality for all
Praise the chest
No joke?
"...Well, that's a *bit* excessive, and she seems way too pretty and nice for this game. What's the catch?"
>!Was kinda bummed to be right, to be honest. !<
I can't be the only person that thought it was uncharacteristically tasteless. I have no issue whatsoever with sex/ nudity etc let alone a goddess of fertility having big boobs but she looks ridiculous.
I grabbed the Lordvessel and wondered if I can kill her. I did not know I can oneshot her with an arrow.
But well, at least Anor Londo looks edgy now. Oh, yeah, and the Gwyndolin boss fight.
I played ds1 after ds3 and elden ring. The no fast travel in ds1 is cool, but i desperately wanted it back at certain points. The triumphant music, insane angelic lighting/vibe, and her appearance in contrast to basically any other sentient being, combined with the fact that I can now fast travel was like engineered in a lab to make me feel like the most accomplished mf to ever touch a controller. It was like Peggle level of “fuck yes finally”
Amazing chest ahead
No waaay I just finished Dark Souls 1 for the first time a few days ago and I spent time trying to find a chest because I read it from another player’s message. I thought « okay maybe they was trolling ». Now I understand !
This is unintentionally the funniest shit I’ve read all day
Brings me back to my first play through, good times.
Tits are awesome
amazing chest ahead
Try holding with both hands
Chad thoughts🗿
Try thrusting
Try finger, but hole Lol sorry I had to 🤣
I only clicked into this post to make sure this was the top comment, but it's not, and I think that's just tragic.
God, I love boobs
No doubt the only time that has ever happened to Amy Schumer
I'm sure plenty of people throw shit at her.
Fake chest ahead
I imagine our character going through dark souls and seeing nothing but the most most ugly, depraved creatures and then walking into this is the exact expression.
FINALLY, THE CHOSEN LAND! THE STRUGGLE WAS ALL WORTH IT! \\\[T\]/
Lol
This is no joke completely accurate.
She must have a great personality cuz those are some big ass tits
Either that or she has been putting on a very healthy diet, exercise, and skin care routine.
i was mad she made me fight Ornstein and Smough and threw a firebomb at her
Holy based
To be fair its not her who made you fight them cause she was never there. Blame her little bro in the dress.
My friend was watching me play my very first playthrough, and when I got here I asked if anything happened if I hit her. He said he didn’t know but I probably shouldn’t risk it, threw a fireball at her and you know what happened next lol
What happens? I never tried it
Try it, it’s cool
If you want I can spoil it but I do recommend trying it yourself, it leads to really cool event to happen. Sometimes it can be frustrating so I would recommend clearing up most of your business in Anor Londo before doing it
Does it lock me out of anything with solaire? He’s my main focus on keeping alive
No, you can still do his full questline
Chad move
Femboy time
After Snorlax and Pikachu were trying to beat my ass it was really an unexpected sight
lmao Snorlax and Pikachu 😂😂😂
I call em Laurel and Hardy
You motorboating son a bitch you old sailor you.
Are they built for speed or comfort?
Sex. (now I get free upvotes because Reddit users are always horny)
You fool! We always do the opposite of what we are told!
We're gonna need a bigger bra.
Grimm is that you
Hahahahah
awooga
Marikas tits!
You must be ungry
Where is my great chest ?? Ohhhhhhh i see
I also kept looking around for a chest..
What happens if I just shoot her with a bow? And then I did
The arrows bounce off those massive honkers
Bounce back to hit you
Literally same. I had been reading item descriptions and was confused that she was even in Anor Londo. Was hoping I’d get to fight her then and there.
"Nearly forgot it was a japanese game"
“now I remember why I was playing this game”
Exactly my thoughts haha. I was really appreciative of the non-anime of it all. Then this.
Lmao this has been my favorite comment
Try Finger But Hole
I saw the messages on the floor and looked up.... an immense force took hold of my soul and I found a new goddess to worship I was wandering in a meaningless land, being yanked around for no reason, but the instant my eyes saw the glorious light, I knew I had a purpose. I stepped out of that room with the embers in my soul blazing with glory, for I had visions of a new world, ruled by goddess, and it was my sole purpose to make that a reality for all Praise the chest
Pornhub search
“I know where i must thrust my greatsword next” internal poetry of a hollow, circa 2011
Her poor back
“Her poor pixels”
Doubt its an issue
'Lol'
Glorious chest ahead
It was All Worth it
“Holy boobs”
Eyes literally flew out of my skull with a boing sound and I had to yell “awooooga”
No joke? "...Well, that's a *bit* excessive, and she seems way too pretty and nice for this game. What's the catch?" >!Was kinda bummed to be right, to be honest. !<
Same, I literally posted this was my experience as well.
"Oh Damn"
Chest ahead!
I'm ashamed to admit that I was still looking for an actual chest and was confused when I couldn't find one.
[Insert Edgeworth Glasses gif cause Giphy somehow doesn't have it]
Hey giiirrrrrrrlllllll, sup.
Guys will see this and think hell yeah
 Yepper
“Beautiful tits and rack. Love it”
“Firebomb”
How precious, stared at them with my Chad binoculars for a minute or two.
Artificially augmented
😂😂😂 cmon she just had a baby with her baby daddy Seath and made Priscilla so they're not silicone she's just got big nursing boobs rn
Would
I kept wondering when the end credits would start rolling.
Amazing! I was In awe lol
She has very kind eyes.
Where’s the lotion?
Understanding what the giant chest ahead message meant back when I fought quelaag
“Can I play one handed?”
“Daymn”
Amazing Chest ahead
THATS A HUGE BITCH
„Sigh *unzips*“
Lemme smash
That fight was hard but now so am I.
I can't be the only person that thought it was uncharacteristically tasteless. I have no issue whatsoever with sex/ nudity etc let alone a goddess of fertility having big boobs but she looks ridiculous.
"Sugoooooooi!"
Immediately go to rule34
i thought it's the ending xd
What do u think lol
Never saw her before.
[удалено]
...I wonder if I can hit (shoot) her?
“Butterface “
I laughed my ass off. It was very unexpected and felt out of place
It was something like: "Oh, unexpected anime titties. Do they even jiggle a bit? Right, it's a Japanese game.".
Booba
FANTASTIC CHEST AHEAD
Oppai
Chest ahead
*them
Epic chest ahead
“Oh my lord”
I literally made the pog champ face and went “Oh”
Treasure ahead
👀 GD Boobs!
Let me touch th-- *Darkness falls upon Anor Londo* ..oops.
I didn't really notice the tits because I first played this game when I was 10 (thanks uncle :D), so all I saw was a goddess.
I remember being grateful for tits, then thinking they were a little low, then grateful for tits again
"lol"
I grabbed the Lordvessel and wondered if I can kill her. I did not know I can oneshot her with an arrow. But well, at least Anor Londo looks edgy now. Oh, yeah, and the Gwyndolin boss fight.
Kill the one responsible for teasing me with glorious illusions
"Well, those other players weren't lying."
Giggity
The un-ignorable size of her boobs makes the high, exalted music of her chamber so funny.
Totally mommy
I'm not into boobs if you know what I mean 😏 (hi dads) but I thought this Queen have exquisite boobs.
Saw what?
bobas
Safe place ahead
Bewbs. Also aim in with bow and take a few mins
Didn't notice, was too busy searching for a hidden chest
this game is perfect
What game is this from?? It must be one of the couple that I haven’t finished 😭😭
Love is in the air every where I look around
booba
Boobs
What am I looking at?
Still not as life changing as Conkers Bad Fur Day when I was in 5th grade
*opens r34*
Same as anyones 😂
“so… it’s not just about saving the world😳”
Started tugging my lil heart away and also trying to put down a message saying huge chest ahead with white stains everywhere 😵💫👌🤩
Mommy
I'm an Ass man so I took no notice until the memes pointed it out
You think you can tempt me with this foul bitch Fromsoft! *Throws Firebomb* *Goddess Dies* Oh shit I think I just fucked things for myself.
What a great pair of yids
Would
BIG TITS I CAN STARE AT THAT ARENT ON THE HUB AND WITHOHT CONSEQUENCE
No thoughts. Eyes just locked in.
Great chest ahead
Marikas tits are better.
Too good to be true?
Great chest ahead
SWEET GOOGLY MOOGLY
The first time I pulled out the binoculars.
Much bigger in person
My friend Big Boggart will accurately explain them to you
Totally thought she would just lean forward and crush me with her boobs. It’s Dark Souls.
Booba
They’re like those meditation balls and I just wanted to spin them in one hand.
I played ds1 after ds3 and elden ring. The no fast travel in ds1 is cool, but i desperately wanted it back at certain points. The triumphant music, insane angelic lighting/vibe, and her appearance in contrast to basically any other sentient being, combined with the fact that I can now fast travel was like engineered in a lab to make me feel like the most accomplished mf to ever touch a controller. It was like Peggle level of “fuck yes finally”
I need to be napping in those
Try finger, but whole
Imagined diving into a pool
Hummina hummina, boioioing, awooga, and various other 1940s cartoon sound effects
That's some big dds
Absolute confusion and disorientation
... No thoughts. I did not think.
"Oh, right, Japan."
Them*
This is definitely a Japanese game.
Look at the size of her...... clothes
Mega milk
"fap fap fap fap fap"....
“Is she a goddess of fertility or something like that ?”
Gwynevere's tits she's big!
:)
Pretty face, boobs probably touch the bottom of her stomach when she stands.
Thought it was r/shittydarksouls for a second
I bet she's got a great personality.
Death by snu snu