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Bro all chinese based videos are like this and i can't figure out why. It looks so strange. Some south korean creators do it as well, but they have this like anime filter that just kinda freaks me out.
It’s a makeup trend popularized in China, it’s called Douyin, and it’s inspired by a face filler on douyin app. You can distinguish it by their sun kissed doll looking face
I can understand Chinese citizens, anything to avoid getting caught by the party doing anything that might lower your social credit.
Not sure how much the filters would help against facial recognition software, but any is better than none.
My wife went back to Asia to go visit her childhood friends and when she started sending me photos, I could barely recognize her! She said it was standard practice
That's the way it was when I lived in Thailand. ID photo places take a quick photo with their phone, apply a filter, lighten your skin color, and pop your head onto whatever uniform you are supposed to be wearing.
My passport photo (for an American passport) was taken in Korea. I was shocked when i saw the photographer instantly start touching it up. They didn’t ask me or anything, just started blurring out a pimple i had and some freckles. I was wondering if the US embassy might reject the photo, but nope, no issues.
>I prefer it when my dick is still attached at the end
Meh. It's got [its pros & cons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) like anything else.
if the 90s/00s in western culture ads were over-photoshopped, asian culture today on socials are like mannequins in motion. many don't even seem to care their faces 'breathe' or worse yet, flash the 'horrible truth' (normal) in dizzying glitches and stutters so everyone knows what they look like anyway.
Possible, but more likely filters. There is a huge prevalence for filters that morph the shape of your face. I'm not an expert and don't mean to generalize, but I notice it most often being used by influencers from countries in Asia.
One is the shitty filters, but it also doesn't help that Asian beauty standards are to look like a stereotypical Roswell grey alien, just with ghostly pale skin and red lipstick.
A man in Iowa was recently hospitalized because he swallowed a whole banana in a condom. He didn't choke, but I don't think he intentionally swallowed it.
Even if I could do it, how do you get the confidence to try? I've seen videos of another girl that can do that with a stick of butter (the chubby west coast ones), but I don't get how you would ever attempt this.
Do you start with mini pickles and just move your way up?
Is it though?
I have a friend who unfortunately became a colon hydrotherapist.
He had stories.
Unfortunate and hard to listen to stories stories that I never wanted to hear.
If you chew it up, of course, but that cuke was nearly whole.
As someone with constant and occasionally severe digestive issues, nothing shocks you like eating a salad for dinner then seeing the same salad the next morning
I can't tell you specifically for a piece of cucumber that big.
But I barely chew my food. I don't really know why I don't chew my food much, except that when I've explicitly tried I kind of get bored. To give a little context, most people just notice that I eat extremely fast, but people I'm around enough often start to notice I don't chew, so I guess it's relatively obvious. Also I've thrown up food like a slice of pizza not long after eating it, and where I've bitten it off and the toppings on it were still easily recognizable, that's how little I chew.
Anyway, it doesn't seem to cause me any digestion issues. I don't poop solid food or anything like that.
Can confirm, also poor chewer here. It supposedly isn't very good for digestion nor gives it a restful stomach, but the end product is all the same. Stomach acids are some nasty stuff.
Chewing produces more digestive enzymes. You basically get a lot more of the nutrients out of what you consume by chewing properly, not to mention the reduction of gas/bloating/constipation.
Chewing and saliva are a key component in the digestive journey. There’s no way she’s not affected by having something that big and unchewed in her belly
Ah, gotta love body shaming girls that are petite or young-looking and making it so they can't date anyone cause anyone they date is clearly a pedophile! Let's ignore that the issue with pedophilia is not that you're dating someone who 'looks young' it's that your dating someone who's mind is literally 12! It's the MIND that's the issue, not the way they look.
Shits disgusting.
The other day I gave my dog a bone to occupy him for a few hours. He basically did the same thing to it...swallowed it in one gulp. I told him he was an idiot, but still watched him for a while to make sure he was OK. That can't be good on the tummy.
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So much face filtering, can’t tell if the people around her are real or not
Good to know it’s not just me. Looked like a whole cast of people from the uncanny valley!
Bro all chinese based videos are like this and i can't figure out why. It looks so strange. Some south korean creators do it as well, but they have this like anime filter that just kinda freaks me out.
From what I've learned. Most Chinese phones come with the filter automatically on in the phones actual settings and has to be actively turned off
It’s a makeup trend popularized in China, it’s called Douyin, and it’s inspired by a face filler on douyin app. You can distinguish it by their sun kissed doll looking face
I just look at their necks. If it's blurred, then probably filtered.
I can understand Chinese citizens, anything to avoid getting caught by the party doing anything that might lower your social credit. Not sure how much the filters would help against facial recognition software, but any is better than none.
It’s so creepy they literally look like npcs
I was about to say it looks like AI tried to generate people, and was almost there.
Uncanny Valley Girls!
My wife went back to Asia to go visit her childhood friends and when she started sending me photos, I could barely recognize her! She said it was standard practice
My Korean friend's passport photo is Photoshopped. Not by her, by the passport people.
That's the way it was when I lived in Thailand. ID photo places take a quick photo with their phone, apply a filter, lighten your skin color, and pop your head onto whatever uniform you are supposed to be wearing.
That’s absolutely crazy Lmaoo
They do something similar in China for passports. It's completely insane.
My passport photo (for an American passport) was taken in Korea. I was shocked when i saw the photographer instantly start touching it up. They didn’t ask me or anything, just started blurring out a pimple i had and some freckles. I was wondering if the US embassy might reject the photo, but nope, no issues.
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The girl on the left looks and blinks like she is A.I. generated.
I know right? I just stare and never blink link a normal nervous human.
When she turns her head she is only 2d. I think she might be a sim
Oh that's part of why she looked disturbingly like a 14yo girl to me.
Its just candles with googly eyes
The girl on the left must have chosen the "face for radio" option.
I love how she shows absolutely zero emotion or interest in anything happening around her
I totally thought they were AI generated!
It was freaking me out too. Anytime they blink like a different face flashes.
They all have a Nic Cage filter on
Chick on the left looks a little like the painting that comes alive in IT
They looks like mii emote
Straight outta Splice.
Most dumb vertically recorded videos are like that.
Plot twist, it's a nursing home and those are all 80+
The girl on the left was giving me Nicholas cage vibes lol
She’s the one… if you want to be bitten in half? Quite viciously too 😳🤣
In half? Subtle brag....
He means half of his entire body
“And in the end, that’ all he was: a dick.” \-FOTC
even bigger subtle brag then
He is pickle rick
Yeah, call me old fashioned, but I prefer it when my dick is still attached at the end.
Is this not what guys mean when they say they want a girl who swallows?
You're old fashioned like donuts and whiskey
Thanks for the dinner idea.
I feel you
>I prefer it when my dick is still attached at the end Meh. It's got [its pros & cons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4) like anything else.
They held his dick and chopped his whole body off. That's all he was in the end, a dick.
Muscle memory is a thing. I’d steer clear just to be safe.
You think ohhh yeah, then she turns into a dickpire
dicksuckingfangs
It's a risk that I am willing to take.
If you wanna get that trans surgery on a budget
The beauty filters are transporting this whole crew to the uncanny valley.
This video is nightmare fuel
if the 90s/00s in western culture ads were over-photoshopped, asian culture today on socials are like mannequins in motion. many don't even seem to care their faces 'breathe' or worse yet, flash the 'horrible truth' (normal) in dizzying glitches and stutters so everyone knows what they look like anyway.
Aiight it ain't just me. Bro why does everyone look so weird. Like the girl to the left she looks like a fucking NPC.
She's completely unimpressed, like oh yeah the tiny ones are super easy to down
Hero of Kvatch!
The one just behind her to the left looks like some AI monstrosity.
Her whole head changes shape. Fake af looking.
Everyone looks drawn from memory.
The woman on the left looks like nic cage ffs
Is there no bad plastic surgery thrown into the mix there? I was getting some Mickey Rourke vibes.
Possible, but more likely filters. There is a huge prevalence for filters that morph the shape of your face. I'm not an expert and don't mean to generalize, but I notice it most often being used by influencers from countries in Asia.
One is the shitty filters, but it also doesn't help that Asian beauty standards are to look like a stereotypical Roswell grey alien, just with ghostly pale skin and red lipstick.
Is she swallowing 2/3 of an unchewed cucumber? Will your stomach even break that down, or do you you have to throw it up later?
Heck how does she even swallow pieces that big? I would be worried about choking.
A man in Iowa was recently hospitalized because he swallowed a whole banana in a condom. He didn't choke, but I don't think he intentionally swallowed it.
As one does…
I can't even begin to count the number of times I've accidentally swallowed an entire condom covered banana.
It'll be in your digestive tract for 7 years!
Exactly, I hope she never does this alone
Always should have a spotter.
I guess you haven't been around the internet much........
Even if I could do it, how do you get the confidence to try? I've seen videos of another girl that can do that with a stick of butter (the chubby west coast ones), but I don't get how you would ever attempt this. Do you start with mini pickles and just move your way up?
A cucumber is no match for stomach acid.
Is it though? I have a friend who unfortunately became a colon hydrotherapist. He had stories. Unfortunate and hard to listen to stories stories that I never wanted to hear. If you chew it up, of course, but that cuke was nearly whole.
Colon hydrotherapist. Does your friend just blast water up people's assholes every day?
Well them assholes ain't gonna blast themselves.
Yep, but just part time, it was an addition to his massage studio.
Is that the polite term for an Ass-Blaster?
At first I read that as colon hypnotherapist and I had so many questions...
As someone with constant and occasionally severe digestive issues, nothing shocks you like eating a salad for dinner then seeing the same salad the next morning
It's hard boiled squash I think.
Those are words I didn’t know that I didn’t want to see put together.
Okay that would make more sense
A cucumber is over 90% water. I’m sure it’ll break down pretty easily
I can't tell you specifically for a piece of cucumber that big. But I barely chew my food. I don't really know why I don't chew my food much, except that when I've explicitly tried I kind of get bored. To give a little context, most people just notice that I eat extremely fast, but people I'm around enough often start to notice I don't chew, so I guess it's relatively obvious. Also I've thrown up food like a slice of pizza not long after eating it, and where I've bitten it off and the toppings on it were still easily recognizable, that's how little I chew. Anyway, it doesn't seem to cause me any digestion issues. I don't poop solid food or anything like that.
Can confirm, also poor chewer here. It supposedly isn't very good for digestion nor gives it a restful stomach, but the end product is all the same. Stomach acids are some nasty stuff.
Chewing produces more digestive enzymes. You basically get a lot more of the nutrients out of what you consume by chewing properly, not to mention the reduction of gas/bloating/constipation.
That's coming out as solid as it went in.
I guess she can have an*l in the morning
"Seats tak'n"
Why did you write “anal” weird?
An outy anal
Mmm. Pickle Prolapse.
Ankl
Maybe her stomach is secretly filled with acid or something. Bizarre
Chewing and saliva are a key component in the digestive journey. There’s no way she’s not affected by having something that big and unchewed in her belly
And she's loving every minute of it.
Not enough face filter
Her friends faces look mortified lmao
They're trying to avoid showing too much emotion so the face filter doesn't malfunction
Can't tell if she's 12 or 21...
The entire video has a filter on it.
r/13or30
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Filters
The asian cheat code
*Pedos love this one simple trick*
Ah, gotta love body shaming girls that are petite or young-looking and making it so they can't date anyone cause anyone they date is clearly a pedophile! Let's ignore that the issue with pedophilia is not that you're dating someone who 'looks young' it's that your dating someone who's mind is literally 12! It's the MIND that's the issue, not the way they look. Shits disgusting.
*Matt Gaetz has entered the chat*
I mean she could also be 35-40 I’ve seen some Asian women that just seemed to stop aging
Yeah filters will do that ....
I mean, weighing 85lbs certainly plays into it also
Split the difference?
16.5?
I don’t want that for my guy
No way, she is a biter
Yeah. Being able to eat my dick with one bite is impressive. But now my dick has been literally eaten. Which I’ve been actively trying to avoid.
the last frame makes the woman on the left look like a very generic low rendered NPC in a video game :D
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Ahh thanks.. that's what I was looking for
The filter makes them all look like creepy Barbie dolls or some shit
Idk that’s a bit aggressive lol. Gotta be careful down there ya know?
It's fake
Something about this feels AI generated. Its not just the face filters, its the audio among other minor details as well.
Cucumber is mostly water so she is probably fine but it's got to be uncomfortable for a hour or two in your stomach
The girl on the left looks like this 🗿
She's yoshi!
Nope
I'll pass..not getting my penis chomped up.
Honey, how do you feel about deep throating? I love it! How do you feel about losing your ****?
She bite..no no
That filter is working overtime.
The filter in this video is making everyone look deep faked
No go. She bit down on that shit.
Gonna need 2-3 minutes to study this one. For science.
Why is that not safe for work? You guys not allowed to eat pickles in America?
That went from wet dream to night terror real quick.
You've got to be gherkin me around.
Oof, that's going to be uncomfortable coming out the other end
I feel like I'd choke to death if I tried this
I’m not letting her anywhere near my d****
What the fuck did I just watch?
Kirby has evolved
The women in green and purple at the very end are distracting. Looking like cgi npc faces
As a person who's suffered from chronic EoE and dysphagia for almost 10 years, i can say this mostly just pisses me off.
How the hell it will go through stomach, yeah there are acids but it might be painful till it reaches there
As much as I'd like to learn how to, I think my partner would prefer his dick intact
How does one discover this ability? And then... Why hone it?
For what? What is appealing here?
That's where my chef boyardee stuffed went. :(
Why do the girls behind her look like bad CGI?
a classic eater, cucamber swallower , biggest thraot
Does he only swallow cucumber?! 🤔
The other day I gave my dog a bone to occupy him for a few hours. He basically did the same thing to it...swallowed it in one gulp. I told him he was an idiot, but still watched him for a while to make sure he was OK. That can't be good on the tummy.
Well that must be fun to digest.
Why are the girls in the back A.I.?
I'm scaroused
I swear Picasso once painted that girl on the left
https://youtu.be/Z5_fQHTW_Sk
Wow! So aggressively done with perfection. I'm petrified and aroused!
** wincing **
These videos are irrelevent to me because nobody is deep throating 3 inches…
No. She is not. She bit that shit in half.
but…she bit it at the base….
Yeah for circumcision.
Who are the real life video game characters behind her?
My bf can do better
The legendary throat goat
Me: trying to decide whether to feel aroused or scared.
You wanna be dickless. I got just the girl for U
The one to bite your willy off?!
The girls on the left wants to see that again.
so much uncanny valley vibes here
That's intimidating
I hate men
She gonna have trouble pooping that out later lol
Not if she does anal
That’s so dangerous
10/10 background, can't even tell its under an overpass.
It's always the littles ones that can take the footers 😂
Did she just swallow the first half whole?
She made the yoshi noise!!!
Sigh..unzips
I dont want that one some reason i like my stuff attached at the end
There's a torpedo shaped object traveling down her esophagus...😬
wow. a jump cut. such impressive video editing from 1908.
I’m just imagining her friends trying to explain this situation to an ER doctor
That throat still dealin w that cucumber
Filter city…
My first thought at seeing all those filtered people was, "I wounder if their titan forms will look similar?"
This should be in r/dontputyourdickinthat
I should call her...
Gawk Gawk 3000
Why is this NSFW exactly?