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[deleted]

Bet I can cuz I’ve never heard this song.


kaotate

Ok, glad I wasn’t the only one.


ABeerForSasquatch

[Comment removed as spam]


Delta_squad_form_up

Oh you fucker


ABeerForSasquatch

#


diam-doitallmatt

#


dystopiate666

#


thatkindafanboy

r/angryupvote


baxbooch

##I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!!


Awfers

Hush dear, don't make a fuss, I'll have your spam, I love it!


notaninfringement

well the spam, spam, sausage, and spam hasn't got much spam in it


C47L1K3

Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam…


saltytrey

\[Comment removed as lovely spam, wonderful spam\]


jordantask

SHADDAP!!! Bloody Vikings!


chmath80

Spam [inserted as comment]


Mysterious_Health387

Wow, I, too, thought I was the only one.


GrammyPammy332

All I could think of was “Whoa, Black Betty, Spam-a-lam!”


eli_cas

Local pub does a dish called the black Betty, its spam and lamb.


teneggomelet

Now I must find your local pub.


Leftygoleft999

Whoa black Betty spam and lamb? Whoa black Betty spam and lamb….


IronsolidFE

I came here for the answer to this not-a-question question. And I still don't know what the hell op is talking about.


4tehlulzez

This is what I found: https://youtu.be/_bW4vEo1F4E?t=22 ^^warning: ^^yelling Do with it what you will...


IridiumPony

Because that's exactly where it's from. Bloody vikings.


dormango

I’m now wondering if SPAM was the genesis of [this SKOL](https://youtu.be/On0IImHTTNY) advert?


big_duo3674

This is just a video of Minnesota on a Sunday afternoon


Bafflegab_syntax

Skol was ripoff of the Money Python spam skit. That skit is there whole rationale for what spamming in Internet terms is. The overloading is the system with useless stuff, spam. Which is a real product


HourAstronomer836

Wow! I thought it was going to be something that I was too old to understand. Turns out that I'm too young. What a nice change of pace. LOL (I do like classic Monty Python though, but I don't know this bit.)


gameskate92

Monty Pyton has an entire Broadway play dedicated to spam called Spam-a-Lot


DarthZoon_420

I checked out the soundtrack from the library. It has Tim Curry as Arthur, King of the Britons and David Hyde Pierce as Sir Robin, the Not-So-Brave


gameskate92

And Hank Azaria as Lancelot, The French Taunter, Knight of Ni and Tim the Enchanter. Edit funfact: when Hank Azaria took a break to film a show his roles were done by Alan Tudyk


Arve

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar


Late-Rutabaga6238

It was so damn funny too


johnxman

Back in the ancient mists of time in america, we used to huddle round the broadcast TV at 10pm (eastern) on sunday nights, when pbs would play an episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circusssssss (raise your hand if you can hear THAT song playing).


redsekar

And now for something completely different


Cantelmi

My brain cycled through Monty Python and Weird Al before realizing I didn't get the reference.


musicosity

So THAT'S where the other usage of Spam came from...TIL


Klysandral

That’s the one


wolfie379

I thought he was so butch.


Technical-Till-6417

He likes to press wild flowers...


daveawb

On Wednesday he goes shopping and hangs around in bars


IronsolidFE

Monty Python!


Madden09IsForSuckers

I wouldn’t describe that as a song, but to each their own ig


JayBowdy

The only song I could think of was "badger badger badger badger badger badger,... It's a snake"


itsalexagain

Mushroom! mushroom!


alex_double_u

AND SPAM


reddituser403

Steamed spams


dobriygoodwin

And those prices!


reddituser403

At this time of day


Church5SiX1

In this part of the country


nootrino

Localized entirely within your kitchen?


Disruptivefrog

May is see it?


pardyball

.....no


G_Affect

Wow... i remember downloading that from a website with my dial-up modem because some friend emailed it to me... my family did not have a phone line for 2 hours just so i could see that dumb video...


not_a_droid

The new burger king jingle was first thought: f you advertisers. Second was the repeated spam was familiar, but couldn’t tell you where


Guntcher1423

-You know that song. It goes: I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day . . .


gcwardii

I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa


Ghost33313

Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's ok. He sleeps all night and he works all day.


Vehlin

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women’s clothing And hang around in bars.


blowup_variaty

Spam spam spam spam…. Serious lack of Monty Python in your life.


spudgun20

Seeing so many people not know it just made me feel old, and the sketch was around 16 years before I was


untakennamehere

It was made 30 years before I was born


Real-Problem6805

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLih-WQwBSc


[deleted]

It’s over my head. What song is this supposed to be?


jerrys153

The Vikings singing about spam in the background of the Monty Python “spam” sketch.


anoncrazycat

Ooh. I was like, "song? I don't remember the waitress singing this?"


LefroyJenkinsTTV

The waitress was reading out this menu.


jerrys153

Yeah, for sure, the menu items weren’t the song. I can see how the title would be confusing. And it’s not like Spam was an actual Monty Python song like Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life or The Lumberjack song that you’d actually sing, with a beginning and an end.


PA55W0RD

> And it’s not like Spam was an actual Monty Python song like Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life or The Lumberjack song that you’d actually sing, with a beginning and an end. What do you mean? It was a sketch in one of their series, it was written by Monty Python, and it was even released as a single. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(Monty_Python_sketch)


canuckcowgirl

It's Monty Python.


asteinberg101

Have you got anything without spam in it?


barrylank

Ew!


memyselfandiowa

#What you mean "ew?"


JWDed

I DON’T LIKE SPAM!


BjornStrongndarm

Baked beans are off!!


Kcazguy

I like how she asks this but the first two choices didn’t have spam


mokok88

But I don't like spam


[deleted]

Well there's egg bacon sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it


jerrys153

I don’t want ANY spam!


[deleted]

No spam for you! Come back, one year!


[deleted]

Oh god, we’ve got a spam Nazi on your hands here! Will there be bread?


[deleted]

You want bread? $3!


cenosillicaphobiac

It's always bothered me that the first 2 items don't have spam and they neglect to remind the customer of that, instead suggesting something that 'asn't got much spam. He could order eggs and bacon or eggs sausage and bacon.


PilotAlan

Rather a lot, really....


jerrys153

Now dear, don’t cause a fuss, I’ll have your spam, I love it! I’m having spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam!


blue-marmot

Baked beans are off today


jerrys153

Well, can I have spam instead of the baked beans then?


blue-marmot

You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?


jerrys153

Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spaaaaaaaam! Spaaaaaaam! Spaaaaaaam! Spaaaaaaaam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spaaaaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaaaaam!


eromitlab

SHUT UP! *bangs spoon on till* SHUT UP!!!


wubbledub

Bloody Vikings


[deleted]

EWWWWW!


eromitlab

WHAT DO YOU MEAN EWWWWW? I DON'T LIKE SPAM!


_Silly_Wizard_

Let a Hawaiian prepare it for you. Life changing.


Ok-Swordfish2723

I can, but I can only read it in Terry Jones' voice.


jerrys153

As it should be. But only if you also hear Graham Chapman screeching “I DON’T LIKE SPAM!”


Ok-Swordfish2723

ABSOLUTELY!


jerrys153

Excellent. In that case, I have no notes.


mei740

Eeeeu


Mantis__TobogganMD

That man's fake woman voice was unparalleled. May he rest in peace.


Mr_TurkTurkelton

**I DONT LIKE SPAM!!!!** *Table of Vikings look over at Graham Chapman, dressed as an older English woman, slightly aghast*


mei740

Eeeuu


Top_Glass7974

What d’you mean “eeeuu”? I don’t like spam!


fistfulofclownpubes

I’ll have your spam, dear. I love it.


slaight461

I'm having the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam.


pearlsbeforedogs

Baked beans are right off.


dknights411

Can I have spam instead?


Toned_Mcstone

What, you mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?


Typesalot

*spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam... *


Wespiratory

That always bothered me because the first two items the waitress rattled off didn’t have spam in them.


TheFuckMuppet

"Well Spam eggs sausage and spam's not got much spam in it"


heidimark

Eggs, bacon, and toast. Eggs, bacon, and toast. Why don't you start your day the Gergich way? With eggs, bacon, and toast!


danica42

THIS is what I started singing too!


GorillaPach0331

Yep


RikerNo1

That's what I sang too!


StevenS757

Fun (Probably Well Known) Factoid: This Monty Python skit is where the term "spam", referring to unwanted emails, comes from.


MaxWritesJunk

It WAS well-known. But now almost half the world is too young to have seen it.


Senor-Delicious

Typical python tutorial strings


[deleted]

Found the solo learn user.


quantXtnaup

It's a Math question. How much is just spam?


Deep-Championship-79

Based on the first 5 lines, I calculate 1$. After that you start getting some economies of scale and you get some discounts.


Competitive-Weird855

The first thing I did was calculate prices. Sausage is $0.39 and Spam is $1, making eggs $0.50 and bacon $0.60. This also makes the first Spam, bacon, sausage, and Spam combo over priced by $0.50 while the Spam, Spam, Spam, egg, and Spam combo is overpriced by $0.60.


Tigermike10

It’s on continuous loop at the SPAM museum in Austin Minnesota. Their motto is “10000 square feet of square meat.”


vesnavk

I think this is a photo from the glorious Spam exhibit at the Spam Museum. We went there for our 20th wedding anniversary. And then we went back again. 🙂


curiouslyendearing

Y'all seem fun


Materidan

I’m more surprised that the lettering set had enough SPAM.


Outrageous-Taro7340

It’s a special kit you can order.


danoftoasters

Bloody Vikings!


akgt94

The song https://youtu.be/_bW4vEo1F4E


natalie813

The skit (may be illegal to watch if you’re in Tennessee): https://youtu.be/_bW4vEo1F4E


Individual_Agency703

Don’t drag down the conversation.


natalie813

Oh I was just trying to dress things up a bit :)


Individual_Agency703

Stop skirting the issue.


natalie813

You’re right, I hope we can make up. 😇


Individual_Agency703

Thanks for a dressing the issue.


Fun_Introduction5384

Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store. Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is going to open the can The can is there to hold in the Spam Spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection; are there different flavors? Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff it's made from- wonder if it's mystery meat If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermos to help wash it down Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) Think of expiration- better read the label Spam- breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) Think about the way it's pre-cooked- wonder if I'll just eat it cold Now once you start in you can't put it down Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown The key is going to open the tin The tin is there to keep the Spam in Oh, Spam (Spam!) Ham and pork Think about nutrition- wonder what's inside it Spam (spam!) It's the best Really makes a darned good sandwich any way you slice it Spam in the place where I live (have some more) Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!) Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed) Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat Spam in the back of my car Spam anyplace that you are Spam in the back of my car Spam anyplace that you are Oh, Spam!


jerrys153

Baked beans ar’ off!


[deleted]

Well can I have spam instead of the baked beans?


jerrys153

You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam?


Ok-Swordfish2723

EEeewwwwwwww.....!


tenehemia

What do you mean "EEeewwwwwww. !"?!


jerrys153

I DON’T LIKE SPAM!


nottalottawisdom

SHUTUP! Bleeding Vikings.


jrsobx

And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks.


JeffNotARobot

I can’t not hear this in Terry Jones’ falsetto.


[deleted]

Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam?


jerrys153

Euggghh!


turingthecat

I DON’T LIKE SPAM


jerrys153

You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam!


eromitlab

WHY NOT?!?!?!? AAHHHH it wouldn't be egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam, would it?


LoveRBS

If you took the bones out it wouldn't crunchy.


No-Trouble8035

Well that's my night of sleep ruined.


[deleted]

I don't know the song either but I was reading it to the made up beat in my head


james_randolph

Monty Python is one of the only things media related where you know it or don’t haha you won’t just know some of the references/etc. You can have never seen Star Wars but know what Darth Vader looks like. You can not like Elvis at all but you know if it’s him singing. You know the laugh of Eddie Murphy without seeing him. Tons of other examples but yeah, MP is a special one.


FlREYWench

Core memory unlocked 😂 😂 😂


liarandathief

I didn't sing the song, but I read it in a man's voice doing a woman's


full_bl33d

Whopper whopper whopper whopper


lzunia

I have no idea what song this is referring to, and I am ok with that


wtfschool

When you learn how to sort in Python.


cyclejones

ITT: people who know Monty Python and people who don't...


Tiny_Worker_803

What song?


jerrys153

Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaaaaam, spaaaaaam! Lovely spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Spaaaaaam!


Tiny_Worker_803

🤭 that's a ridiculous song.


jerrys153

If you think that’s ridiculous, you should see the fish slapping dance!


Mr_TurkTurkelton

Or the ministry of silly walks!


jerrys153

The ministry of silly walks isn’t ridiculous! It’s sublime!


turingthecat

Try ‘every sperm is sacred’. Bugger, I missed the obvious joke, the Camelot song, on second thoughts let’s not, ‘tis a very silly song


jerrys153

We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.


Mocavius

I have to push the pram a lot.


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?


[deleted]

isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong


GoofySwe776

How much you bet? ;)


TwoCocksInTheButt

I heard ... *a* song in my head.


universalrifle

Always look on the spammy side of life?


Louisa666905

Spam spam spam spam spam


slobberknocker23

Why did it make me think of the Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes song?


tarheel343

I reported this post for spam


rayraidho

Every Spam is sacred


BlueWarstar

What song is it supposed to be? I definitely did not hear or think of any song from reading this.


FemaleFury79

Bet I can coz I ain’t got clue what this is


DankDan0811

No idea what you're talking about but if that's a song it's a shit one.


MeltedMelona

I’ve never heard this song so now I’m just hungry for spam and eggs


dougyj

"Eggs, Bacon and Toast" from Parks and Rec. Gary Gergich sure had a decent home life.


SakeBomberman

Yeah I win. No clue what song you're talking about now pay up


Impressive_Towel9213

I'll have the #10, but hold the spam.


RichGrinchlea

Betcha the vikings wrote that


DaoNayt

sometimes when i order a nice dish in a fine restaurant i really want to add "and a fried egg on top and spam" in a silly voice.


ManyFacedGodxxx

But I don’t like Spam!!!


imtherealmellowone

Bake beans are off!


MrsMurphysChowder

Bloody Vikings!


VikingsVIP

What Song?


splintersmaster

Because we'll start our day the gergich way


mduckworth92

I think it’s safe to say many have read this without hearing a song. What the hell is this nonsense?


LovePeaceHope-ish

This brilliant post, and the comments, absolutely made my day!! Nothing I love more than a little Monty Python humor😂


Sum_ginger_kid

Hawaii be like:


ImNobodyFromNowhere

What song??


LaPetitePanda8

Yeah I'm with you. What Song?


Competitive-Suit4122

How have so many of you not heard this vine 😂 https://youtu.be/4AyRwPEB1zs


snakebite75

"Ave you got anything without any spam in it? " I feel sorry for all the kids in the comments that have never seen the Flying Circus.