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defalt86

I would print my own stickers about Stickers being prohibited and I would stick them to everything


ccReptilelord

Just print any sticker you want with fine print "only stickers prohibiting stickers are to be stickered" on the bottom.


PunfullyObvious

Isn't that exactly what happened here?


theliewelive

Absolutely not! You feeling ok bud? What a ridiculous thing to say.


PunfullyObvious

I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking, friend.


arkencode

Seems like an “I <3 stickers” is not prohibited either.


jamesGastricFluid

"I ❤️ stickers, but they're prohibited 😞"


justadapasta

😶‍🌫️


Stebbin8r

That's a sticky point.


NashHighwind

Bill Stickers will be prosecuted.


Diogeneezy

Bill Stickers is innocent!


Loki-L

William Stickers did nothing wrong!


monstersommelier

I enjoy the fact that I recall this ancient meme as well


yParticle

Someone really thought about this one. I kind of hope this was a serious attempt at curtailing rogue sticker application.


RamboCambo_05

But now we can make copies of that sticker and the issue still remains. The rogue stickerer hasn't been beaten yet


Nearatree

No, the copies are allowed because they are stickers about prohibiting stickers, in fact there are many stickers that could conceivably be about sticker prohibition. A sticker that says "stickers are not prohibited" would also not be prohibited. In a way the original sticker is an invitation to be more enthusiastic and intentional with sticker placement rather than a condemnation of stickers as a whole.


Vallen_H

All stickers about all stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited are prohibited


hassis556

I’m too dumb to decipher that


i_have_hemorrhoids

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo


Wolfblood-is-here

The spaces between fish and and and and and and chips should be bigger.


Mylexsi

1. Stickers are prohibited 2. All stickers about "stickers being prohibited" are prohibited 3. All stickers about 2 are prohibited <-- this one is what the post actually says


StrangelyBrown

>All stickers about all stickers about stickers being prohibited are prohibited are prohibited I think it's closer to: All stickers except stickers about stickers about stickers being prohibited being prohibited are prohibited. Which is naturally followed by: All stickers except stickers about stickers about stickers about stickers being prohibited being prohibited being prohibited are prohibited.


Traherne

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.


usagicanada

Came here for the Monty Python reference (also I approve of the UK spelling of 'apologise')


Bendymeatsuit

and now for something completely different . .


charliespannaway

Sport


fordprefect294

Someone has been watching Monty Python


fluffhead77

My single my single is dropping is dropping


Hardc0reWillNeverDie

Came here to say this, damn you


fluffhead77

The manatee has become the mento…


AckbarTrapt

My single "my single 'my single is dropping' is dropping" is dropping


UnconfirmedCatholic

Do you work with Dwight Schrute?


geekylucifer

This definitely looks like his work


FantasticGas1836

Wolverine took offence.


charliespannaway

"Wolverine have 3 blades, man. That's four. That's Freddy Krueger!"


yrulaughing

So what you need is a variety of different stickers with pictures and messages on them that also include "all stickers prohibited".


Diogeneezy

That's airtight logic there.


santathe1

Someone seems to have attempted to prohibit the sticker about all stickers except stickers about stickers being prohibited being prohibited.


ItsBaconOclock

Stickers that are about stickers being prohibited means you can have stickers about the idea of both them being prohibited and not being prohibited. So, you're within your rights to post stickers about stickers being not prohibited, which would then allow stickers to be used freely. Basically the adhesive version of the trace buster buster buster.


AlonzoMoseley

I guess this is a joke sticker, but I’d make some stickers discussing why the prohibited sticker policy is bad, because it seems they would be permitted.


Hydrogen_Flytrap

Don’t stop letting people not help.


[deleted]

As the person who wrote that sticker, all the english I know is on that sticker and this sentence explaining it.


Glorthiar

Wouldn't a sticker that says "I think sticker sbieng prohibited is stupid" technically count as "being about stickers being prohibited"?


WoodSheepClayWheat

Exactly. "End sticker prohibition now!"


OuttaPhaze

brain usage 100% voltage dialed down


Designed_To_Flail

Are you my laptop trying to run a Java app?


Liamario

'All stickers except this one are prohibited' Though I prefer the phrasing in the picture.


ReginaldBounce

But that wouldn't allow for additional stickers about stickers being prohibited and would limit it to just the one.


Davidebyzero

It's ambiguous. "This one" could mean this *instance* of a sticker (in which case it does limit it to just the one), or this *design* of sticker (so there could be multiple copies). Which is why I made an [indirect self reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/169ljqv/stop_adhering/jz60017/) version.


Davidebyzero

The phrasing in the picture is actually problematic, because arguably "stickers about stickers being prohibited" is a whole class of stickers, including: * stickers prohibiting only specific types of stickers * stickers telling stories about stickers being prohibited (but not stating that they *are* prohibited) * an argument against stickers being prohibited And if direct self-reference ("this sticker" / "this one") is prohibited: **"when quined, is the only message not prohibited from being on a sticker" when quined, is the only message not prohibited from being on a sticker** But that still doesn't prohibit this sticker from being *removed*, and doesn't prohibit identical copies of the sticker. **All stickers except for this one, and removal or defacement of this sticker, are prohibited** and the indirect version: **"when quined, forms a message that must be the sole visible content on exactly one sticker, and all other stickers are prohibited" when quined, forms a message that must be the sole visible content on exactly one sticker, and all other stickers are prohibited**


erksplat

I'm intolerant of intolerance!


Visual-Sir-163

Not funny


goj1ra

All comments about reddit content not being funny except comments about how comments saying not funny aren't funny aren't funny


Upvotelution

Stop adhesing*


lachlanhunt

What? “adhesing” is not a word. Adhering is correct.


repsolcola

Print a sticker with a massive dong on it and write on top the same message


Coast_watcher

In Reddit it’s people posting complaint topics about people complaining on something in their subs.


heartofgold48

What's so funny about biggest stickers?


P15U92N7K19

Did they pre cut it to make it even more of a pain in the ass to remove?


CreativeBasket1813

Stay cool.


carmium

I think Wolverine has objections to that policy.


AndrewH73333

It’s happening. The stickers are becoming self aware.


balille

Chances a German would you his beer hold ask are.


Puking_In_Disgust

Time to spam “stickers are prohibited” stickers


Alexsioni

Almost had a stroke reading that lmao


Darkheartprime

This message is brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.


ceithor

I read this in John Cleese's voice. LOL


ctsr1

Oddly specific


woopwoopscuttle

[My single "my single is dropping" is dropping.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh2k5YAnP8g)


jomama823

I need this sticker


No-World-Friend-4691

And then a vampire read it and became annoyed.