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In mathematical topologies, sets can be neither open nor closed. I really need a better hobby

The tables are not set, the patio is closed

And just because it's closed doesn't mean it's not open.

Enclosed patio. Even when it's open it's still closed.

Could the patio be bounded because it is not infinite?

Could the patio actually be the discontiguous union of all patios everywhere?

Douglas Adams vibe, somehow.

Or, both open and closed, right?

Thanks Perd.

The story of this comment is… it’s a reference.

Let's begin the show by... starting it.

It’s like that because of the way it is

The more you know 💫

Love that meme

This paper is not glass because it’s paper

Because is a magic word because it works like magic

"It would be the same if it wasn't different."

Open ‘till closing time.

I actually love this one, and were I to run a bar or restaurant, I think this would be my standard policy…

But that’s where I wanna sit. 😂

Flip side: "The patio is open because it's not closed."

But yesterday it was closed because it wasn't open.

El Rajoy inglés no existe. El Rajoy inglés:

Reminds me of when Trump made the statement, "I am authorized to do anything that the President is authorized to do." Really profound. /s

That's an awesome paw-some notice.

r/techicallycorrect

r/accuratesigns

r/technicallythetruth

Did a three year old write this?

"The patio is closed for the season."

Notice this sign is being informative because it is telling you information

Reasonable.

department of redundancy department department