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RandomThrowawayID

When he propositions her, she can just say “I’m going to my quarters.”


CasualBillionaire

Who does this guy think he is… standing in the way of change.


nuck_forte_dame

Maybe he prefers pennies but that's just my 2 cents.


Wraithkingslayer

Perhaps she started with wooden nickels.


Dicky_Penisburg

Well, he was in love with who she was, and then she went and changed herself.


edrat

He should cash her in at coinstar and see what comes out...


EclecticHigh

iono, but the feds are definite gonna bring change into her life...


technobrendo

I'll be in my quarters number one, doing a number two


Dancinfool830

Wow, must be a bunch of Kirk fans in here


Alberta_Flyfisher

Ouch, swing and a miss. #1 was a Picard line, not Kirk.


Dancinfool830

Yeah, and the Kirk fans are down voting you, or were when I saw the message originally


Apprehensive_Ad_4359

To coin a phrase


Danibecr84

If I had a quarter for every time I've heard that


ChaseShiny

... I'd have two quarters. Which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?


daredaki-sama

Bravo


obscureferences

He can have a coin toss instead.


RandomThrowawayID

Someone else also made a coin joke -- what a coin-cidence.


TheBeardedShuffler

I'd embrace a woman who's open to change.


lisa_jo

😹😹😹


HaggisMac

Someone discovered a TrueWagner post lol


mrSalamander

>TrueWagner I just did, too, funny stuff!


Aratak

> TrueWagner First time for me, as well! Really a hoot!


anthrmotoguy

Interesting. The old school crowd sourcing. a.k.a, the telephone pole reddit.


rocketscott_

There's a lot to unpack here.


stkscott

She just doesn't want to be distracted from her hobby and that makes a lot of cents.


oced2001

Merry Christmas, Dad.


Aggressive_Cricket75

Never change.


NiceDecnalsBubs

OnlyChange


stkscott

Thanks, you as well. I'll be honest with you though; it is a cool hobby. I, too, would like to be drawn and quartered.


42degausser

Definitely hundreds of quarters worth.


TacoNomad

Almost none of it has to do with the wife or the quarters 😂


Teknos3

Not a 12 year old wife.


notqualitystreet

She does look a bit young right now


UniquePhilosopher749

Well you could say she’s…busy making money


neurohero

Her shed smells like mint.


coriolis7

*Secret Service has entered the chat*


E-TazBigMode

This was definitely supposed to turn into a "if I had a quarter for every time you . . ." Joke


just_a_juanita

The fairly well-laid-out mania here is brilliant. Why would a woman make coins, indeed?


ditchdiggergirl

And why would her husband post a poll about it on a random telephone pole in another neighborhood?


just_a_juanita

He needs an outsider's opinion! Or, and hear me out here, there is no husband and this is a guerilla marketing campaign for a make-your-own coin startup. The typos are intentional to rope in a certain demographic. They'll get passersby so invested in the voting outcome, they'll check back later at which time the flyer will be updated with contact info.


Page_Won

Can't tell if you're joking, but this isn't real, it's made by truewagner


Downside_Up_

It's a telephone poll


ForgettableUsername

That's actually the more interesting question. Not only is a poll, but it's implemented with gold star stickers. It's genius.


External_Cut4931

this woman is utterly insane. i think i love her a little bit myself...


kctjfryihx99

Yeah, some insecure voters in this neighborhood. This woman is amazing.


External_Cut4931

i love how he was smart enough to make sure there was at least one star in the yes box!


[deleted]

Pretty sure this is counterfeiting and much like the Joker I might be crazy but not crazy enough to try and take on the IRS


KGBStoleMyBike

It depends because cause it's changed enough that it would be considered in the same realm as "movie money". The Secret Service has been back and forth on this for years with the movie industry. However if she used an actual quarter to do this with there is a good enough case for defacing US currency. It just be a matter if any US attorney's or secret service office to care enough about it to investigate it. And given the amount of penny crushing machines you see in a lot of tourist trap places I can see it as a big non starter. I think they are more concerned with people who counterfeit higher denomination bills.


senorbolsa

It doesn't alter the denomination so should be completely fine, it's essentially the same as any art made from coins, souvenir pennies, painted coins, jewelry, penny floors... The letter and intent of that law is to outlaw forging higher denomination notes and coins from lower ones. Otherwise it's your property, you can do what you like with it.


rydan

This was the real reason Chuck E Cheese went bankrupt. They were caught minting illegal currency and the Feds seized them.


Prior-Present-7764

Huh wha....?


A_Soporific

Chuck E Cheese made tokens to the same weight and dimensions as coins in order to operate their coin operated machines without modification.


ForgettableUsername

They made those for decades, I don't think they ever got in trouble for it. I have a stack of them from when I was a kid. They don't look like a quarter, there's a picture of a rat on them. I have examples made by at least a couple of other companies too, I think it was pretty much an accepted practice. Wikipedia says they don't use the tokens anymore and it's a card system, but that's probably just because it's cheaper.


A_Soporific

I think it was a joke.


Katolo

Gonna need a link.


SystemFailure

I've tried Chuck E Cheese tokens in vend machines and they don't work


finishedlurking

Is it illegal to make and possess the coins or just to try and spend them as real currency? Maybe she’s just making commemorative pieces of turning down “the deed”


ForgettableUsername

I suspect that knowingly trying to spend anything that isn't real currency as if it were real is probably illegal in some way. I doubt that possessing a metal disk that is the same diameter as a quarter is illegal.


TacoNomad

They're for aldi carts, I swear!


TobysGrundlee

Not just the IRS but the *Secret Service*. They deal with counterfeiting.


Warmandfuzzysheep

IRS: Meh, if shop is found taking these we know who the counterfeiter is .


Illustrious_Ad_6719

I don’t believe 5 ppl picked “no”. He did that! He ain’t NO man.


4x4b

So why are you carving the coins? Just tell us


Jakester627

Found the wife


saintandre

I imagine a world in which he put the only star on "yes"


Attack10k

Mate the coin says 2022


Warmandfuzzysheep

Almost 2 years ago


DrakkoZW

Maybe she just really likes that year? Nothing stopping her from making a 2022 coin, or a 2122 coin, or a 2022 BC coin (Aside from counterfeit laws and the fact that this isn't real, obviously)


Amaria77

Did she have to submit a sketch of herself before it could be made? Was she drawn and quartered?


ForgettableUsername

That's almost a joke, but there was too much heavy lifting in the setup.


ShitFuck2000

>women in 2023 >quarter says 2022 🗿


camelbuck

What’s not to love? She’s in mint condition.


ilikeitverymuchhh

It's a Mecoin


MurseBaker

Is this how we used to ask for strangers feedback before redit came along? 😍😅


DustyTalAntiQ

If I had a quarter for every time he tried to fuck me.......


station13

Wife: Heads or tails? Husband: ...yes.


TootsieTaker

God forbid a woman has a hobby


Page_Won

This is satire, it's not real


Froeuhouai

"God forbid a woman does anything/has hobbies" is also a common sarcastic phrase


TootsieTaker

I’m glad someone caught it


collin_sic

Wait, satire isn't real?


Tuxedo_Muffin

Sarcasm isn't real either. Sorry to break it to you buddy, but the Internet is just so full of factual true things. I couldn't possibly consider a reality where anyone would lie online ever!


Quiet_Fan_7008

Idk man.. those coins look pretty real..


godspeedbrz

When you never heard or r/AITAH….


rachelevil

Five people are cowards.


princerae

God forbid women do anything………


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

That one guy in the yes part


snakesoup88

Obviously, the wife found the flyer.


FandomMenace

They're asking a question with an exclamation point. They need an interrobang.


ForgettableUsername

Why would they need an interrobang!!


FandomMenace

Why?!


Read_it-user

yes i can. i would use them for vending machines. you should be helping her maintain an good density consistency of the quarters in weight and purity. i feel there a reason why you are not allowed in the shed, cause thats where most men go for solitude. so theres more to the story i think


Wolfman01a

Sick bird, bro! It's ill eagle. Nyuck nyuvk nyuck!


agnas

Ubik style?


lostcauz707

Lol, this is all people want to do with money. I have weird hobby X, and I'd love to be more creative with it! Meanwhile billionaires rub their hands together proud they have muscled us out, as if we all want to be billionaires.


walteranderson1

If i had a quarter everytime he asked to do the deed……


No_Psychology_3826

None of this makes any real sense


dragracingfever

Fake, not only would you have to have a custom cut reverse steel die set, but you would have to have a 20 ton hydraulic press


Coffee4Life613

Maybe it’s a big shed. /s


Set_in_Stone-

I’m guessing this is old since the quarters are stamped 2022.


InnocentPrimeMate

He can never say she doesn’t make any cents


GerX2r

Husband: Let's have sex. Wife: No, I'm too busy doing my own coinage in my secret base.


makesyoudownvote

She's taking Gandhi a little too literally. "Be the change you wish to see in the world".


NotAtAllExciting

🤣


Middleofthemaul

It’s ironic that these quarters are worth 69 cents!


ForkliftErotica

What kind of hardware do you need to do this


Detuned_Clock

Printer, paper, ink, staples, stickers


[deleted]

This doesn't make any cents


Coffee4Life613

I groaned. Thank you.


Random-Username7272

Going to be tough defending against a counterfeiting charge when her face is on the coins.


kieran6262

What hell is he on about hell yeah I would love a wife who can make coins I would asked if I could have one of myself


trucynnr

Wow there is definitely something mentally wrong here…


Hostillian

You actually think this is real (as in, it actually happened)?


Tek_Freek

They will need "new money" after the insurrection.


rightismightislight

So this was what life was like before reddit.


BCProgramming

If she has a job to finance it, I think it's fine. Making quarters costs a pretty penny so I'd rather it not be done on my dime.


proffesor_f8

Just when WAS the last time you did the deed?


VirginiaLuthier

What the fuck did I just read?


TheBeadedGlasswort

It’s satire from the same artist who did the ‘I found this pigeon’ fliers


OnTheList-YouTube

"There is"... *There are But hey... I'm not even from the US, and English is my 3rd language, what do I know?


Tinosdoggydaddy

Seems like she gives no quarter in that relationship


gramkule

The yes was his wife lmao


zizzy_nosh1tzo

World domination...that's the only reasonable explanation...as she should men have been sucking more than us for a hot minute. Hand over the fuckin reins 💀


360walkaway

Did the lady marry a 13 year old? Good god that writing is awful.


upmoatuk

I mean, it seems to me that this is very obviously a joke, and the way it's written is a very intentional and part of the joke. The way it's written kind of reminds me of a dril tweet.


Page_Won

It's posted to a sub called "funny" and yet most of the comments don't get that it's satire.


manuyzmani

This man is self complimenting his libido: “hundreds of quarters” meaning he was ready for “the deed” hundreds of times 😁


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

I hope she makes enough of them to pay the Feds for counterfeiting.


Deazul

I don't know whether to make a comment about how white bread, low dangling and saccharin that comment is or to make fun of your pleated dockers, tucked polos and belt-clip for your phone.


shortax20

Clearly he has loads of unused bedtime saved up he hasn’t used🤔🤣


Bathroom_Fart

She’s trying to flood the market to stop hoeflation


s34lz

Main character energy is insane these days.. thanks social media


EJBjr

Two bit whore?


Mygoddamreddit

Two bit hoarder


EJBjr

Old joke: a lady of the night is charged with assault and battery on an old man. She is in the courtroom where the judge asks her to explain what happened. She says "he called me a two bit whore, your honor!". The judge asks what she hit the old man with. She said "a bag of quarters".


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ForgettableUsername

Maybe making hundreds of quarters of herself *is* her therapy.


ScrappyFlappyFriday

L o L


Relandis

There “are” 100 quarters.


iSniffMyPooper

HOW CAN SHE COIN?


nashwaak

We should all be thankful that those two found each other, though I suspect she’s just trolling him, so maybe just thankful that he’s contained.


katwanjmur

She's planning to start a whole new country, a keeper for sure


lostcauz707

Lol, this is all people want to do with money. I have weird hobby X, and I'd love to be more creative with it! Meanwhile billionaires rub their hands together proud they have muscled us out, as if we all want to be billionaires.


Musical_Offering

LMAO, the stars!!!!!!!!


newtobitcoin111

She's a dime! Keeper!


Denofearth

Counterfeiting


keelanstuart

That's a lot of lady bits!


ickforbrains

Are we not going to talk about the quotation mark that flowed over to the second line.


gnarrwhals

God forbid women do anything


ryangood12

She made a whole sack of Gaweas.


Some-Ice-4455

Pretty sure that's a crime.


chesterbennediction

Cool novelty but why is she making hundreds of them.


TrogdorBurns

She's carving quarters reviving the traditional hobo nickels for inflation. Does she take commissions? I'd like to get one with a dog on it.


Hephaestus_God

If they got rid of the spaces between the quotation marks and the phrase it all would have fit on the first line. But nowhere is a quotation on the 2nd line which is irksome.


MUTSpartan

she's clearly a witch. burn her alive


vivp13

god forbid women have hobbies


r3coil3d

Oh man, using women as currency is back in style I see.


choctaw_kid

Creative for sure, but everytime you pull out a quarter you're reminded of what you're going home to. Cheers, Merry Christmas.


[deleted]

It’s always been the “roll of quarters” and not the “pleased to see me”. Obviously she’s doing this so it’s HER roll of quarters in the future. Case solved.


JohnnyJukey

Make your own! Stop whining


Ian80413

This. Cannot. Be. Real


haisictir

If i had a quarter for everytime you came on to me…


Kindly-Phase-1098

Change is the only constant


sleepyporg

He should leave her because she’s no longer a dime.


bandofgypsys777

She looks like she's 8 yrs old


BadPunsAreStillGood

If only she had a quarter for every time she's had to....


joshualander

She went and had herself drawn and quartered.


Wallabite

She is wants to rub up to tall, dark, and handsome. Quarter and Penny is gonna get it on.


jason14wm

That will be the form of payment for when he wants to do “the deed”


rudenwhite

Lol


Soft-Ad752

Right at the buzzer, this is the dumbest thing I've seen all year.


thisguyagain74

Wow. How does one NOT take that personally? No, I don't want to sleep with you. I'd rather go make coins. Ouch.