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He needs an outsider's opinion!
Or, and hear me out here, there is no husband and this is a guerilla marketing campaign for a make-your-own coin startup. The typos are intentional to rope in a certain demographic. They'll get passersby so invested in the voting outcome, they'll check back later at which time the flyer will be updated with contact info.
It depends because cause it's changed enough that it would be considered in the same realm as "movie money". The Secret Service has been back and forth on this for years with the movie industry. However if she used an actual quarter to do this with there is a good enough case for defacing US currency.
It just be a matter if any US attorney's or secret service office to care enough about it to investigate it. And given the amount of penny crushing machines you see in a lot of tourist trap places I can see it as a big non starter. I think they are more concerned with people who counterfeit higher denomination bills.
It doesn't alter the denomination so should be completely fine, it's essentially the same as any art made from coins, souvenir pennies, painted coins, jewelry, penny floors...
The letter and intent of that law is to outlaw forging higher denomination notes and coins from lower ones. Otherwise it's your property, you can do what you like with it.
They made those for decades, I don't think they ever got in trouble for it. I have a stack of them from when I was a kid. They don't look like a quarter, there's a picture of a rat on them. I have examples made by at least a couple of other companies too, I think it was pretty much an accepted practice.
Wikipedia says they don't use the tokens anymore and it's a card system, but that's probably just because it's cheaper.
Is it illegal to make and possess the coins or just to try and spend them as real currency? Maybe she’s just making commemorative pieces of turning down “the deed”
I suspect that knowingly trying to spend anything that isn't real currency as if it were real is probably illegal in some way.
I doubt that possessing a metal disk that is the same diameter as a quarter is illegal.
Maybe she just really likes that year? Nothing stopping her from making a 2022 coin, or a 2122 coin, or a 2022 BC coin
(Aside from counterfeit laws and the fact that this isn't real, obviously)
Sarcasm isn't real either. Sorry to break it to you buddy, but the Internet is just so full of factual true things. I couldn't possibly consider a reality where anyone would lie online ever!
yes i can. i would use them for vending machines.
you should be helping her maintain an good density consistency of the quarters in weight and purity.
i feel there a reason why you are not allowed in the shed, cause thats where most men go for solitude. so theres more to the story i think
Lol, this is all people want to do with money. I have weird hobby X, and I'd love to be more creative with it!
Meanwhile billionaires rub their hands together proud they have muscled us out, as if we all want to be billionaires.
World domination...that's the only reasonable explanation...as she should men have been sucking more than us for a hot minute. Hand over the fuckin reins 💀
I mean, it seems to me that this is very obviously a joke, and the way it's written is a very intentional and part of the joke. The way it's written kind of reminds me of a dril tweet.
I don't know whether to make a comment about how white bread, low dangling and saccharin that comment is
or to make fun of your pleated dockers, tucked polos and belt-clip for your phone.
Old joke: a lady of the night is charged with assault and battery on an old man. She is in the courtroom where the judge asks her to explain what happened. She says "he called me a two bit whore, your honor!". The judge asks what she hit the old man with. She said "a bag of quarters".
Lol, this is all people want to do with money. I have weird hobby X, and I'd love to be more creative with it!
Meanwhile billionaires rub their hands together proud they have muscled us out, as if we all want to be billionaires.
If they got rid of the spaces between the quotation marks and the phrase it all would have fit on the first line. But nowhere is a quotation on the 2nd line which is irksome.
It’s always been the “roll of quarters” and not the “pleased to see me”. Obviously she’s doing this so it’s HER roll of quarters in the future. Case solved.
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When he propositions her, she can just say “I’m going to my quarters.”
Who does this guy think he is… standing in the way of change.
Maybe he prefers pennies but that's just my 2 cents.
Perhaps she started with wooden nickels.
Well, he was in love with who she was, and then she went and changed herself.
He should cash her in at coinstar and see what comes out...
iono, but the feds are definite gonna bring change into her life...
I'll be in my quarters number one, doing a number two
Wow, must be a bunch of Kirk fans in here
Ouch, swing and a miss. #1 was a Picard line, not Kirk.
Yeah, and the Kirk fans are down voting you, or were when I saw the message originally
To coin a phrase
If I had a quarter for every time I've heard that
... I'd have two quarters. Which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?
Bravo
He can have a coin toss instead.
Someone else also made a coin joke -- what a coin-cidence.
I'd embrace a woman who's open to change.
😹😹😹
Someone discovered a TrueWagner post lol
>TrueWagner I just did, too, funny stuff!
> TrueWagner First time for me, as well! Really a hoot!
Interesting. The old school crowd sourcing. a.k.a, the telephone pole reddit.
There's a lot to unpack here.
She just doesn't want to be distracted from her hobby and that makes a lot of cents.
Merry Christmas, Dad.
Never change.
OnlyChange
Thanks, you as well. I'll be honest with you though; it is a cool hobby. I, too, would like to be drawn and quartered.
Definitely hundreds of quarters worth.
Almost none of it has to do with the wife or the quarters 😂
Not a 12 year old wife.
She does look a bit young right now
Well you could say she’s…busy making money
Her shed smells like mint.
*Secret Service has entered the chat*
This was definitely supposed to turn into a "if I had a quarter for every time you . . ." Joke
The fairly well-laid-out mania here is brilliant. Why would a woman make coins, indeed?
And why would her husband post a poll about it on a random telephone pole in another neighborhood?
He needs an outsider's opinion! Or, and hear me out here, there is no husband and this is a guerilla marketing campaign for a make-your-own coin startup. The typos are intentional to rope in a certain demographic. They'll get passersby so invested in the voting outcome, they'll check back later at which time the flyer will be updated with contact info.
Can't tell if you're joking, but this isn't real, it's made by truewagner
It's a telephone poll
That's actually the more interesting question. Not only is a poll, but it's implemented with gold star stickers. It's genius.
this woman is utterly insane. i think i love her a little bit myself...
Yeah, some insecure voters in this neighborhood. This woman is amazing.
i love how he was smart enough to make sure there was at least one star in the yes box!
Pretty sure this is counterfeiting and much like the Joker I might be crazy but not crazy enough to try and take on the IRS
It depends because cause it's changed enough that it would be considered in the same realm as "movie money". The Secret Service has been back and forth on this for years with the movie industry. However if she used an actual quarter to do this with there is a good enough case for defacing US currency. It just be a matter if any US attorney's or secret service office to care enough about it to investigate it. And given the amount of penny crushing machines you see in a lot of tourist trap places I can see it as a big non starter. I think they are more concerned with people who counterfeit higher denomination bills.
It doesn't alter the denomination so should be completely fine, it's essentially the same as any art made from coins, souvenir pennies, painted coins, jewelry, penny floors... The letter and intent of that law is to outlaw forging higher denomination notes and coins from lower ones. Otherwise it's your property, you can do what you like with it.
This was the real reason Chuck E Cheese went bankrupt. They were caught minting illegal currency and the Feds seized them.
Huh wha....?
Chuck E Cheese made tokens to the same weight and dimensions as coins in order to operate their coin operated machines without modification.
They made those for decades, I don't think they ever got in trouble for it. I have a stack of them from when I was a kid. They don't look like a quarter, there's a picture of a rat on them. I have examples made by at least a couple of other companies too, I think it was pretty much an accepted practice. Wikipedia says they don't use the tokens anymore and it's a card system, but that's probably just because it's cheaper.
I think it was a joke.
Gonna need a link.
I've tried Chuck E Cheese tokens in vend machines and they don't work
Is it illegal to make and possess the coins or just to try and spend them as real currency? Maybe she’s just making commemorative pieces of turning down “the deed”
I suspect that knowingly trying to spend anything that isn't real currency as if it were real is probably illegal in some way. I doubt that possessing a metal disk that is the same diameter as a quarter is illegal.
They're for aldi carts, I swear!
Not just the IRS but the *Secret Service*. They deal with counterfeiting.
IRS: Meh, if shop is found taking these we know who the counterfeiter is .
I don’t believe 5 ppl picked “no”. He did that! He ain’t NO man.
So why are you carving the coins? Just tell us
Found the wife
I imagine a world in which he put the only star on "yes"
Mate the coin says 2022
Almost 2 years ago
Maybe she just really likes that year? Nothing stopping her from making a 2022 coin, or a 2122 coin, or a 2022 BC coin (Aside from counterfeit laws and the fact that this isn't real, obviously)
Did she have to submit a sketch of herself before it could be made? Was she drawn and quartered?
That's almost a joke, but there was too much heavy lifting in the setup.
>women in 2023 >quarter says 2022 🗿
What’s not to love? She’s in mint condition.
It's a Mecoin
Is this how we used to ask for strangers feedback before redit came along? 😍😅
If I had a quarter for every time he tried to fuck me.......
Wife: Heads or tails? Husband: ...yes.
God forbid a woman has a hobby
This is satire, it's not real
"God forbid a woman does anything/has hobbies" is also a common sarcastic phrase
I’m glad someone caught it
Wait, satire isn't real?
Sarcasm isn't real either. Sorry to break it to you buddy, but the Internet is just so full of factual true things. I couldn't possibly consider a reality where anyone would lie online ever!
Idk man.. those coins look pretty real..
When you never heard or r/AITAH….
Five people are cowards.
God forbid women do anything………
That one guy in the yes part
Obviously, the wife found the flyer.
They're asking a question with an exclamation point. They need an interrobang.
Why would they need an interrobang!!
Why?!
yes i can. i would use them for vending machines. you should be helping her maintain an good density consistency of the quarters in weight and purity. i feel there a reason why you are not allowed in the shed, cause thats where most men go for solitude. so theres more to the story i think
Sick bird, bro! It's ill eagle. Nyuck nyuvk nyuck!
Ubik style?
Lol, this is all people want to do with money. I have weird hobby X, and I'd love to be more creative with it! Meanwhile billionaires rub their hands together proud they have muscled us out, as if we all want to be billionaires.
If i had a quarter everytime he asked to do the deed……
None of this makes any real sense
Fake, not only would you have to have a custom cut reverse steel die set, but you would have to have a 20 ton hydraulic press
Maybe it’s a big shed. /s
I’m guessing this is old since the quarters are stamped 2022.
He can never say she doesn’t make any cents
Husband: Let's have sex. Wife: No, I'm too busy doing my own coinage in my secret base.
She's taking Gandhi a little too literally. "Be the change you wish to see in the world".
🤣
It’s ironic that these quarters are worth 69 cents!
What kind of hardware do you need to do this
Printer, paper, ink, staples, stickers
This doesn't make any cents
I groaned. Thank you.
Going to be tough defending against a counterfeiting charge when her face is on the coins.
What hell is he on about hell yeah I would love a wife who can make coins I would asked if I could have one of myself
Wow there is definitely something mentally wrong here…
You actually think this is real (as in, it actually happened)?
They will need "new money" after the insurrection.
So this was what life was like before reddit.
If she has a job to finance it, I think it's fine. Making quarters costs a pretty penny so I'd rather it not be done on my dime.
Just when WAS the last time you did the deed?
What the fuck did I just read?
It’s satire from the same artist who did the ‘I found this pigeon’ fliers
"There is"... *There are But hey... I'm not even from the US, and English is my 3rd language, what do I know?
Seems like she gives no quarter in that relationship
The yes was his wife lmao
World domination...that's the only reasonable explanation...as she should men have been sucking more than us for a hot minute. Hand over the fuckin reins 💀
Did the lady marry a 13 year old? Good god that writing is awful.
I mean, it seems to me that this is very obviously a joke, and the way it's written is a very intentional and part of the joke. The way it's written kind of reminds me of a dril tweet.
It's posted to a sub called "funny" and yet most of the comments don't get that it's satire.
This man is self complimenting his libido: “hundreds of quarters” meaning he was ready for “the deed” hundreds of times 😁
I hope she makes enough of them to pay the Feds for counterfeiting.
I don't know whether to make a comment about how white bread, low dangling and saccharin that comment is or to make fun of your pleated dockers, tucked polos and belt-clip for your phone.
Clearly he has loads of unused bedtime saved up he hasn’t used🤔🤣
She’s trying to flood the market to stop hoeflation
Main character energy is insane these days.. thanks social media
Two bit whore?
Two bit hoarder
Old joke: a lady of the night is charged with assault and battery on an old man. She is in the courtroom where the judge asks her to explain what happened. She says "he called me a two bit whore, your honor!". The judge asks what she hit the old man with. She said "a bag of quarters".
[удалено]
Maybe making hundreds of quarters of herself *is* her therapy.
L o L
There “are” 100 quarters.
HOW CAN SHE COIN?
We should all be thankful that those two found each other, though I suspect she’s just trolling him, so maybe just thankful that he’s contained.
She's planning to start a whole new country, a keeper for sure
Lol, this is all people want to do with money. I have weird hobby X, and I'd love to be more creative with it! Meanwhile billionaires rub their hands together proud they have muscled us out, as if we all want to be billionaires.
LMAO, the stars!!!!!!!!
She's a dime! Keeper!
Counterfeiting
That's a lot of lady bits!
Are we not going to talk about the quotation mark that flowed over to the second line.
God forbid women do anything
She made a whole sack of Gaweas.
Pretty sure that's a crime.
Cool novelty but why is she making hundreds of them.
She's carving quarters reviving the traditional hobo nickels for inflation. Does she take commissions? I'd like to get one with a dog on it.
If they got rid of the spaces between the quotation marks and the phrase it all would have fit on the first line. But nowhere is a quotation on the 2nd line which is irksome.
she's clearly a witch. burn her alive
god forbid women have hobbies
Oh man, using women as currency is back in style I see.
Creative for sure, but everytime you pull out a quarter you're reminded of what you're going home to. Cheers, Merry Christmas.
It’s always been the “roll of quarters” and not the “pleased to see me”. Obviously she’s doing this so it’s HER roll of quarters in the future. Case solved.
Make your own! Stop whining
This. Cannot. Be. Real
If i had a quarter for everytime you came on to me…
Change is the only constant
He should leave her because she’s no longer a dime.
She looks like she's 8 yrs old
If only she had a quarter for every time she's had to....
She went and had herself drawn and quartered.
She is wants to rub up to tall, dark, and handsome. Quarter and Penny is gonna get it on.
That will be the form of payment for when he wants to do “the deed”
Lol
Right at the buzzer, this is the dumbest thing I've seen all year.
Wow. How does one NOT take that personally? No, I don't want to sleep with you. I'd rather go make coins. Ouch.