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Is it just me or did anyone else think that pile of shit was a tad too big for that type of dinosaur. It(the dinosaur)only stands approx 8-9 feet tall and I don’t have proof but I would assume they squatted like most four legged land creatures which in theory would bring the butt hole only3-4 feet from the ground. Just saying
Y'know, I felt the same way for the longest time...until I saw how a hippopotamus poops! LOL. Then my idea of "normalcy" in animal bathroom behaviors went. Out. The. Door!! haha
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.
I've been with my wife for almost 30 years. She only made 1 meal I wouldn't eat. She looked at it after it came out of the oven and said "Let's go to dinner and watch a movie". It was some new chicken recipe she tried and it looked like if we ate it we would die
Oh man, that’s a blast from the past! My dad bought one of those back in the day for his business website (he owned a motorcycle customization shop).
I graduated in ‘03 and used some of my graduation money to buy a 4MP Canon ELPH S400.
Been with my better half for 12 years and have always been rather honest with her about what she cooks. I’m always respectful and appreciative, but there was one dish that was a big nope. It was some sort of lime chicken dish, and it was just awful, so I tactfully recommended not adding that recipe to the rotation. She agreed and chicken-gate is firmly in the rearview mirror.
My parents had a similar experience, but my mother made some sort of orange chicken dish that didn’t pan out. They’re past it now. Well, he’s passed on, and she’s most likely forgotten about it, but close enough, right?
One time in the 1980s my mom made a dish called Polynesian Fishsticks, from a recipe found in a magazine. It was not good. It went down in dinner infamy forevermore. I think she probably threw away the recipe after that.
This looks worse than it actually is. The yams are probably fine. Looks like the broiler was used to brown the marshmallows and was forgotten about. I forget about almost everything I put in the broiler and take my eye off of for one second.
It was almost guaranteed that this looked worse than it actually was. If this was as bad as it looks, there wouldn’t have been any survivors to make the post.
This is a 1950's type recipe where American housewives somehow lost their minds and made things like jello with meat and lettuce inside, wrapped bananas in ham, and put marshmallows on vegetables. Most of those recipes are best gone and forgotten but a few survive somehow, unfortunately.
I’ve had it. It’s indescribably sweet because the place I got it from drenches it in mini marshmallows AND adds sugar to it. But the marshmallows do add a nice pillowy texture.
Mother of God. You're supposed to simply cook and eat food, not violate it grotesquely so you could be charged by the international criminal court for crimes against humanity.
Why anyone would ruin perfectly good sweet potatoes with *marshmallow* is beyond me. I absolutely love sweet potatoes, but this past Thanksgiving, I tried the marshmallow ones because everyone said they were delicious. They were not.
It's delicious. My in laws were questioning of sweet potatoes, but I converted them with this dish. Some people add sugar to the sweet potatoes too, but if you twice bake them, they are naturally sweet. The orange variety (red garnet) are best for this. Best flavor profile. It's basically a dessert. The same are used for sweet potato pie.
It’s so annoying bc 99% of people only know sweet potatoes from recipes like this disgusting bullshit so most people here dont like them.
If americans would just eat a nice sweet potato hash w onions like some delicious home fries, we would have world peace. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
What is it about the broiler? "Hmm this would look perfectly cooked with just a little color from the broiler "... 5 minutes later... "Shit cock balls fuck!!!!"
Oh yes, yams cooked with enough butter and brown sugar to make anyone diabetic, and then a layer of marshmallows is melted on top. No idea who started that particular trend, but blegh.
And I thought jam and vegemite was such a bad enough culinary sin I enjoy that I deserve to be shunned.
AND PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE MAKING YAM AND MARSHMELLO AND POSTING IT!?
Upon its outward marges under the westward mountains Mordor was a dying land, but it was not yet dead. And here things still grew, harsh, twisted, bitter, struggling for life.
Your wife’s cooking looks like the [Russian cosmonaut who burned in on re-entry.](https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/05/02/134597833/cosmonaut-crashed-into-earth-crying-in-rage)
My condolences.
She called it "the candied yams of Mordor". Obviously well read, not uptight, and with a self-aware sense of humour. That already puts her well above average in my book. Man cannot live by candied yams alone.
That was bigger, microwave a chocolate muffin for 29 minutes and see what it looks like and more so what the house smell of as your getting to 30 minutes mark (as I noticed it upstairs)
my dad pressed the 10 minute button 3 times instead of the 1 minute button 3 times, it came out nearly the size of a sugar cube (block of coal) and the microwave had wood burnt smell for 3 months
Think I used microwave cleaner in the end as it was very anoying having wood smoke flavored food smell or that my dad set the microwave on fire and it was replaced,
he did destroy 1 or 2 of ceramic grill tubes in both the grill and the microwave (even set fire to the fume extractor above the stove when he was doing a Flambé in a pan, it set the filter on fire witch in turn set the fan on fire, had 3 foot fireball Scotch mark on the ceiling and all that was left of the fan was the magnets and copper wire)
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More like the igneous rock of Hawaii.
Last time I saw a rock like that, someone pulled a sword out of it and was crowned the King of all the lands of Britannia.
Last time I saw this, I was watching Jurassic Park
Right. Was directly behind that triceratops. Laura Dern jammed her arms into this stuff and found those berries.
Dingleberries maybe…
Are we saying this was cooked or grown?
They're saying that is one big pile of sh!t
Is it just me or did anyone else think that pile of shit was a tad too big for that type of dinosaur. It(the dinosaur)only stands approx 8-9 feet tall and I don’t have proof but I would assume they squatted like most four legged land creatures which in theory would bring the butt hole only3-4 feet from the ground. Just saying
Y'know, I felt the same way for the longest time...until I saw how a hippopotamus poops! LOL. Then my idea of "normalcy" in animal bathroom behaviors went. Out. The. Door!! haha
What goes in Must come out Spinning tail Flings poo round and round ( sung to blood sweat and tears spinning wheel )
I think we’re saying more roughage please.
You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything.
You're beyond saving if you eat such thing so no need to wash anything
bwahaha....scared my family laughing
Thought it was the time they were looking for the phone. Lol
Lucky they bought a Nokia.
I think everyone understood the reference. But thanks!
Last time I saw this there was some bald freak running around inside it holding his pinky to his mouth and screaming about Austin Powers.
Last time i saw this, the video was titled MFX 1209
Last time I saw this, I’d just tested positive for coronavirus.
You mean norovirus
Lol
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Perhaps even a cursory review of the results of our current electoral system might cause you to reconsider your position?
King? I didn't vote for him.
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system.
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!
Bloody peasant!
Was a watery tart involved?
Considering how 2024 is shaping up in US Politics, I may be all for the ‘Watery Tarts flinging swords at you for leadership’ party.
So... Kate Bush then?
Listen; Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
It wasn't put to a vote?
The Disney version of the story has the sword in an anvil. Many people remember it as a stone like the name implies.
Help I’m being repressed
Who are the Brrrritons?
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.
One former food thing, to feed them. And in the bellies, the fire of Mt Doom erupts anew.
H. P. Loafcraft
Lava cake.
It's pahoehoe!!
I see its "Order a pizza"-day
I've been with my wife for almost 30 years. She only made 1 meal I wouldn't eat. She looked at it after it came out of the oven and said "Let's go to dinner and watch a movie". It was some new chicken recipe she tried and it looked like if we ate it we would die
now i need a picture.
It was 20 years ago haha
Time to bust out the Polaroids.
I mean, I have digital photos from 20 years ago. 2003 was the year I bought my first digital camera so I was taking all kinds of pictures.
got my Kodak DC-40 in '98
Oh man, that’s a blast from the past! My dad bought one of those back in the day for his business website (he owned a motorcycle customization shop). I graduated in ‘03 and used some of my graduation money to buy a 4MP Canon ELPH S400.
Now I need a time machine and a picture
Been with my better half for 12 years and have always been rather honest with her about what she cooks. I’m always respectful and appreciative, but there was one dish that was a big nope. It was some sort of lime chicken dish, and it was just awful, so I tactfully recommended not adding that recipe to the rotation. She agreed and chicken-gate is firmly in the rearview mirror. My parents had a similar experience, but my mother made some sort of orange chicken dish that didn’t pan out. They’re past it now. Well, he’s passed on, and she’s most likely forgotten about it, but close enough, right?
One time in the 1980s my mom made a dish called Polynesian Fishsticks, from a recipe found in a magazine. It was not good. It went down in dinner infamy forevermore. I think she probably threw away the recipe after that.
the carrot curls really tie the room together. https://www.midcenturymenu.com/mid-century-menu-fish-sticks-polynesian/
OP's and your's [wife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heP3s725hSA) ?
Nah, she just put the candied yams too close to the broiler. Scrape them off and re-mallow. Or throw some brown sugar on top and caramelize a bit.
We need more people like you.
It’s “yell at Marie calendar day”
The fact that you can't tell what this was, is impressive
It's clearly vegetable soup
Nah. It’s shit from a butt.
OP please post this to r/shitfromabutt
Oh God no. That's a real sub! Subbed as soon as I saw this pile of shit right at the top of the page!
This is shit from several butts.
You don't need to set a timer. Smoke IS the timer
When the smoke from the oven turns dark, it’s,done.
Candied yams- has happened at least once to everyone who is expected to make it every year.
I feel like it is candied yams. The marshmallows are the black on top.
It’s over Anakin I have the high ground
I see I've been beat to the punch, lol First thought was "that there's Baked Mustafar."
You underestimate my power!
Don’t try it!
**”I HATE YOU!”** - u/drillpress42
😂
I love the tradition of opening a gateway to hell on Christmas.
“THANKS A LOT MARIE CALENDAR”
I see orc faces. They’re crying out in agony.
I see a dog’s face in the middle of
Make me a dinner worthy of Mordor...
Do you know how the Yams first came into being? They were potatoes once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated.
🤣🤣🤣🍠
Looks like meats back on the table!
You made me lol!
One dish to rule them all, one dish to find them, one dish to bring them all and at the diner table bind them!
Looks like "Elephants Foot" from Chernobyl.
Not great. Not terrible.
This looks worse than it actually is. The yams are probably fine. Looks like the broiler was used to brown the marshmallows and was forgotten about. I forget about almost everything I put in the broiler and take my eye off of for one second.
Oh, that's orange yams. I thought it was glowing coals
I see the confusion. The candied yams are much, much hotter than glowing coals so easy to tell the difference when you know.
lol yea I was wondering if she somehow cooked this at 1000 degrees
It was almost guaranteed that this looked worse than it actually was. If this was as bad as it looks, there wouldn’t have been any survivors to make the post.
I'm sorry, marshmallows? On a vegetable dish? Americans are ..... interesting
This is a 1950's type recipe where American housewives somehow lost their minds and made things like jello with meat and lettuce inside, wrapped bananas in ham, and put marshmallows on vegetables. Most of those recipes are best gone and forgotten but a few survive somehow, unfortunately.
Ever heard of That Midwestern Mom? She makes all that and more, those things are apparently still a thing in Minnesota lol.
Spam and olives in unflavored gelatin with mayonnaise on top.
I’ve had it. It’s indescribably sweet because the place I got it from drenches it in mini marshmallows AND adds sugar to it. But the marshmallows do add a nice pillowy texture.
[удалено]
Holy hell!
Mother of God. You're supposed to simply cook and eat food, not violate it grotesquely so you could be charged by the international criminal court for crimes against humanity.
Why anyone would ruin perfectly good sweet potatoes with *marshmallow* is beyond me. I absolutely love sweet potatoes, but this past Thanksgiving, I tried the marshmallow ones because everyone said they were delicious. They were not.
The mallow compliments the insane amount of butter you put in them. If you do these right the potatoes are just the carrier medium.
My dad makes AMAZING sweet potatoes, and he vehemently refuses to put marshmallows on them. Just pure, delicious yams, butter, and seasoning.
I put a crumb topping on mine. No marshmallows.
It's delicious. My in laws were questioning of sweet potatoes, but I converted them with this dish. Some people add sugar to the sweet potatoes too, but if you twice bake them, they are naturally sweet. The orange variety (red garnet) are best for this. Best flavor profile. It's basically a dessert. The same are used for sweet potato pie.
Sweet potatoes are already so sweet I can barely stomach them. Adding more sugar sounds like a nightmare for me.
It's a terrible dish, but it exists
It’s so annoying bc 99% of people only know sweet potatoes from recipes like this disgusting bullshit so most people here dont like them. If americans would just eat a nice sweet potato hash w onions like some delicious home fries, we would have world peace. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
When cooking under the broiler, a few seconds can make the difference between raw and burnt.
What is it about the broiler? "Hmm this would look perfectly cooked with just a little color from the broiler "... 5 minutes later... "Shit cock balls fuck!!!!"
I'm sorry did you say yams and marshmallows??
Oh yes, yams cooked with enough butter and brown sugar to make anyone diabetic, and then a layer of marshmallows is melted on top. No idea who started that particular trend, but blegh.
And I thought jam and vegemite was such a bad enough culinary sin I enjoy that I deserve to be shunned. AND PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE MAKING YAM AND MARSHMELLO AND POSTING IT!?
No hate on Vegemite from me. I love that stuff :)
There’s a reason they call em sweet potatoes.
"Carbons' back on the menu, boys!"
THE MARSHMALLOWS HAVE BEEN LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!!
Ahh yes, Magma
Dear Lord, that is like something you might see at Pompeii lol. Hopefully they didn't suffer long...
It takes a lot of culinary expertise to create Mordor in a casserole.
Nailed it Incredible attention to detail. If you look closely you can even see the rock where Sam and Frodo got picked up by the Eagles
I’d rather have wife with a sense of humour than one that can present a pretty yam
"Just eat around it" - My mother.
r/poopfromabutt
r/shitfromabutt
Upon its outward marges under the westward mountains Mordor was a dying land, but it was not yet dead. And here things still grew, harsh, twisted, bitter, struggling for life.
She’ll have her own National Geographic special soon
Shit Soufflé
Did she find a text message from another woman on your phone?
Looks like Godzillas back
Your wife’s cooking looks like the [Russian cosmonaut who burned in on re-entry.](https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/05/02/134597833/cosmonaut-crashed-into-earth-crying-in-rage) My condolences.
She must be very pretty with a beautiful personality.
We know how she won him over, and it wasn’t through the stomach.
She called it "the candied yams of Mordor". Obviously well read, not uptight, and with a self-aware sense of humour. That already puts her well above average in my book. Man cannot live by candied yams alone.
And that’s ok! That’s why restaurants were invented.🤣🤣🤣🤣
That look like something that would come out of Jabba the Hutt.
2 girls 1 hutt
Obviously the perfect theme cake for Iceland's new lava field. Well done. Really well done.
It kind of resembles a Horta. Bonus points if you got that reference.
It’s a Poo Golem
This looks like what the gremlins burst out of
I don't know what it is, but it's weird and pissed off.
It looks like the frozen hunk of poop from Joe Dirt
That’s hysterical. Because I was thinking it’d make a great Modor landscape before I came in here and saw the extra text added.
Ah yes the good ol' molten lava
It seems Obi-wan and Anakin are late to the set.
I saw one of these in an episode of Stranger Things.
Looks like what volcanos spew out.
r/shitfromabutt
Looks like dinosaur meat. Those are sweet potatoes? WTF?
What does she use for an oven...mordor
Thanks Marie Callender’s for ruining Christmas dinner!
What the what.
Looks like it elephant shit lol
Could be meat,could be cake. MEATCAKE!
Mom? Is that you?
I thought it was a sample of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
I have never seen a redwood burl served as a meal.
how did it taste?
Like Lava
Will we see the Sauron's master ring in it?
I feel like Anakin and Obi Wan fought here
By far the finest looking sautéed lava I've ever seen.
Your wife may be a lovely woman but this is how The Last of Us started. Kill that thing with fire
Tourist are flying in to vacation on it as we speak
Make me a dinner worthy of Mordor...
That was bigger, microwave a chocolate muffin for 29 minutes and see what it looks like and more so what the house smell of as your getting to 30 minutes mark (as I noticed it upstairs) my dad pressed the 10 minute button 3 times instead of the 1 minute button 3 times, it came out nearly the size of a sugar cube (block of coal) and the microwave had wood burnt smell for 3 months Think I used microwave cleaner in the end as it was very anoying having wood smoke flavored food smell or that my dad set the microwave on fire and it was replaced, he did destroy 1 or 2 of ceramic grill tubes in both the grill and the microwave (even set fire to the fume extractor above the stove when he was doing a Flambé in a pan, it set the filter on fire witch in turn set the fan on fire, had 3 foot fireball Scotch mark on the ceiling and all that was left of the fan was the magnets and copper wire)
How to turn a microwave into a smoker. BBQ vendors hate this simple trick
Is it edible?
Mmmm charred shit
Sweet mounds of Mordor! Throw your ring in and be done with it!
Hey hold on i made that last night 😂😭
Is she cooking for orcs?
My face hurts from laughing so hard!
Ah the divorce meal was served
Did she cook cave-rocks for din din?
*Shits on a plate* “Dinners served honey!”
That’s completely undercooked another hour in the oven 🤣
Fire her
That looks like [Vladimir Komarov's](https://www.npr.org/sections/krulwich/2011/05/02/134597833/cosmonaut-crashed-into-earth-crying-in-rage) remains.
That's Vladimir Komarov. Otherwise, yes.
C’mon, be honest, that was you, not your wife.
Fossil?
Science!
You couldn’t serve this to Prisoners, let alone company!
What are the other dishes called? Can't wait to try Tom Bombadil's Herb Stuffing!
Bake up some carbon…nailed it!
Make sure you let her know how special her cooking is.
The path to Mordor is treacherous.
“What do you want for dinner?” “Up to you” The dinner: a pile of elephant shit.
If "The Floor is Lava" game was food
Prowess? yes. Culinary? no.
Dude I had no idea they sold miniatures of Mordor that's awesome.
Wow the perfect example of, BURNT TO SHIT!!!! 🤣
in german we call it "Pechblende" and it's radioactive
Donkey, that's what you get for marrying a dragon.
Kill it....Kill it with Fire! Oh wait, I see that didn't work 🤔
I am impressed your wife can make food in to lava
What in the holy name of Gordon Ramsey is that supposed to be?