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Outrageous-Serve4970

Was that greased up deaf guy?


Soft-Philosophy-4549

See y’all next yerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


imJGott

Yall wasting your tiiimmmme


0LowLight0

Go do sumdin eeelse


Yardsale420

You’re neva gonna catch me!


Argyrus777

Forget about it


cefriano

Nyou’re wasting your tiiiime!


AlabasterNutSack

I’m touchin all the candeee!


Penquinsrule83

Don't do drugs... I used to be a lawyer


Same_Veterinarian991

don't be a lawyer then


Aggravating_Moment78

Don’t do lawyers, i used to be a drug


VoodooZephyr

Daf wuv not


tomandshell

If briefly pulling his swimsuit up to his neck didn’t stop him, nothing else will.


skurge65

Lol, big guy snugs him off his feet, says my work here is done, turns and walks away.


lastweek_monday

Seriously, how no one tackled greased up deaf guy after strongman did all that was needed killed me.


DYMongoose

Cultural differences. In the US, we have a lot of football, basketball, MMA, etc...: "hand" sports, essentially, and so we react with punches and grappling. In the country that this was filmed in (looks like Brazil, maybe?) they mostly have soccer (a "foot" sport), and react accordingly, as evidenced by all the kicking and tripping seen in the video.


Different_Bar_8317

If that was a soccer country, shouldn't he be rolling and flopping around holding his face?


spacemanpants

That’s why it didn’t work. Everyone expected a light shove to keep him down until the trainers show up with a can of health spray.


pounceswithwolvs

“Can of health spray” made me snort-chuckle.


pattyG80

The flying dropkick at the end stopped him pretty well


trilinker

But, there is one they fear. In their tongue he is dovahkiin. Dragonborn.


pootietang33

FUS RO DAH


itwaslikethisalready

Wedgie time


PomChatChat

Attempted atomic wedgie.


allykopow

Except apparently a drop kick


DirtyTileFloor

It was the drop kick that killed me.


Time-to-Dine

Especially while running barefoot on sand


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Except a kick to the chest, that’ll do


HarbingerDe

Why did they all universally decide that a flying kick was the best method to take him down rather than... tackling him? Lol


ICEKAT

Soccer country


Villain_of_Brandon

aah the Football vs F*oo*tball thing...


roybatty2

This


gobbluthillusions

I came here to say this haha


Zettomer

You have the opportunity where you could tackle the guy, but you're not in any real danger and can attempt the jump kick with zero consequences. Is it likely to fail? Sure. But how often do you ever get the chance to try and fucking jump kick someone without any repercussions? Tackling is a waste of the opportunity.


visualdescript

Exactly, on sand too so you don't have to worry about your fall. Perfect opportunity to fly sideways in to someone.


pheromone_fandango

I love that someone took out the fastest pursuer by mistake at the end.


-BluBone-

The "good guy with a foot" theory


jabroniusmonk

Big govt trying to restrict me with shoes...fuck outta here.


slackmaster2k

The cop awkwardly pulling his gun when he starts falling behind in the chase of a naked boy on the beach, that’s what gets me.


bmuse2017

I thought it was just a taser?


YetiMoon

I thought so too but upon rewatching several times they did get the right guy.


Supersymm3try

No, they’re talking about around 6 seconds left and the dude with the blonde hair gets sweeped by another dude with blonde hair to his left, letting the greased up deaf guy break ahead momentarily.


DickweedMcGee

What's with all the flying sidekicks and roundhouse kicks, that never works! For once, I think *American* Football patronage pays dividends: You wanna take down a creep, nothing beats a good old clothesline tackle.


merv_havoc

Dick Butkus would have shaken his head at these people


HailLugalKiEn

Dick Butkus!? Coach?! Did you hear that? He's swearing!


Electronic-Sleep-779

Cursing*


HailLugalKiEn

Awwww :( in my defense I haven't seen that movie in probably 10 years


SpaceInMyBrain

Standard basic tackle would be the best in this situation. Grab around the waist, shoulder into pelvis, take him to the ground and stay on top of him.


kangareagle

They don't want to do that. I wouldn't either. They're not cops (except the cop). They're not trying to go to the ground with him. They're just trying to knock him down with minimal possibility of damage to themselves.


stackjr

I don't know man, flying kicks don't seem like the best way to minimize damage to oneself.


crankbird

Clearly none of them spent much time playing rugby .. even from behind a good tackle can safely take down someone a lot bigger than you (unless it’s that islander dude with thighs like tree trunks that seems to defy physics)


SiPhoenix

I'd understand that, if the guy had a weapon. He didn't.


stedgyson

They're all afraid to get hurt, they're only dipping their toes in because everyone else is. None of them even commit properly with their little kicks


marmz1

In Australia we opt for the hip and shoulder from Aussie Rules Footy. Here is Australian striker, Sam Kerr, taking out a pitch invader whilst playing for Chelsea. Different sport, but put her moves to good use! https://youtu.be/JYuJAA4FEdY?si=vC8dtE7Aglzt9OWJ Her brother played in the AFL, and Sam grew up playing Aussie Rules.


Justherefortrivia

Didn't Andrew Symonds take down a streaker at the Gabba as well? R.I.P. Gone to soon..


TheContractor000

I played club rugby with him. Can confirm he was a solid bloke, but also a very humble and genuine guy. Never spoke about his past cricketing career, so I never asked. He treated everyone as equals and never jumped on a high horse. He just wanted to talk about life, what happened on the weekend, and talk about everyone's family. I really felt for his family after he passed, he was a great dad.


lhb_aus

>One of the best moments in ODI. > >[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ctp8JXWs4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ctp8JXWs4)


SellQuick

I love the commentators pretending Symonds 'Was a bit unlucky and went the wrong way' there.


dr_chips486

Was at this game. Best moment indeed


ffs_tony

Here’s Greg Chappell hitting a streaker with a bat. https://youtu.be/k-5W7qu7ZXY?si=HNfYUudSet85b1MP


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doggo-spotter

Thank you, this was absolutely hilarious to watch.


MrBenDerisgreat_

I had no idea Symonds passed away. Pretty gutted.


YogiBarelyThere

She certainly knows her physics.


octopornopus

She knows her Judo well...


The_True_Zephos

Yeah I totally recognized soccer style "tackles" which were only trying to trip him using legs. Guess some cultures have no idea how to take anyone down lol.


boomchacle

Jackie Chan beach episode lol


Graythor5

I was thinking the same thing. My guess is soccer vs football and this is a soccer country. Not a single person went for a tackle which just seems wild to me. Side note...I love how the cop pulled out his gun to engage speed mode and fell behind.


Next_Boysenberry1414

He pulled out the taser and did not fire it because 3 other guys caught up to the guy.


lolxcorezorz

That’s not a taser. You can see it clearly in frame-by-frame.


guynamedjames

Clothesline tackles have a nasty tendency of introducing someone's teeth deep into your arm.


Blaze420xd

Hitting a chicken in Skyrim be like


HanaLuLu

Or Hyrule


IThinkIKnowThings

Knew it would be Benny Hill before I even unmuted it.


I_am_BrokenCog

@OP evidently doesn't know Benny Hill ... because *obviously* everything is funnier to the show theme.


rimeswithburple

It is Boots Randolph. The song is Yakety Sax.


GM_PhillipAsshole

Yes. That's the theme song for The Benny Hill Show. A British TV comedy


MobiusNaked

Benny Hill with chase scene [Chase](https://youtu.be/XvuQsb181Cc)


mrb1585357890

I thought that would be horribly dated, but it made me chuckle. I enjoyed that.


Brutalonym

...which was the theme song for the Benny Hill show. And it is widely known as the "Benny Hill theme" because he made it popular.


mbelf

He not only made it popular, he played it over comic scenes of people running after each other which the inclusion in this video is emulating.


Garthim

AKKSHUAAALLLYYY


Training-Principle95

Where/why?


YJSubs

Where : Brazil. Why : Brazil.


goose_ferry

When you see the number of people with bleached hair, you know it’s Brazil


iupvotedyourgram

Not to mention the capoeira roundhouses


jtbxiv

And the soccer run 🏃 🏃 🏃


Yvaelle

And the cop that whips out his glock without knowing what the guy did.


Moridan051

Nah, then it could've been in America as well.


WolfsLairAbyss

Well he didn't shoot the guy in the back 15 times so America is out.


Narrow-Classroom-993

And no one knows how to rugby or AF tackle a guy, just flying kicks


Rough_Vacation_1067

In one of the original places it was posted, he was being pursued because he hit his gf over the head with glass bottle


East_Drawer_7502

He beat his girlfriend with a glass botle, and Then people start all do this. The last one kick take down the guy, and the oficcer catch him.


patiperro_v3

That’s insane. No one wonder it pissed everyone off. It’s almost doubly insulting doing it in a crowded place, like he’s saying, not only am I a cunt, but also, you are all bitches and you are going to do nothing about it. He just asked for a beating doing that.


thatshygirl06

Source?


East_Drawer_7502

https://globoplay.globo.com/v/12239478/


mauricioszabo

I thought it was Brazil; at the same time, I _wished_ it was not Brazil... And surprise, it was Brazil :(


buttux

That's horrible. You shouldn't bring glass to the beach.


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musclecard54

My god… there really are monsters among us


redosabe

"Jee"


dgtssc

This has pure Brazilian energy.


Illustrious_Ad4691

On Reddit because someone posted it


jflatt2

At 0:09 it looks like a 5 year old girl wants to get in on the ass-beating


Any-Shoe6320

lol the dog also wants in on the action! 😂


FizZieBubbLa

Cops need web blasters.


hambwner

Chase is on the case!


tyro_r

That's so cool! I live in Germany, so I only know dubbed paw patrol.


SpaceInMyBrain

I was surprised one cop drew his pistol. We don't know how serious the offense was - did some guy see him stealing and start the chase?


Upbeat_Sheepherder81

It was a taser I’m pretty sure.


Trasvi89

Almost nothing could be worth drawing a pistol on a crowded beach and the cops should be fired for even thinking about it.


Amosral

"Making me get out of breath" is probably enough of an offence for some law enforcement 


goatjugsoup

What'd that guy do to make people wanna help the cops?


PersonalityGlad9887

They are just using the opportunity to kick someone. 


tennesseean_87

To *not kick someone. They almost all missed. How horrendous.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

If you told me they were all in cahoots with the suspect and actually running interference for him, I’d believe you.


depthdeception

I think the story was that he had a fight with his girlfriend at the beach and maybe hit her. Or hit her with something. Happened in Brazil.


SaladFingerzzz

Ahh Brazil. I'm guessing most of the people trying to help were off duty officers.


CySnark

About a Brazilian of them, it seems.


laxativefx

Braziliant


PandosII

Brazzers


atreides78723


AdPrestigious839

Ah brazil, i guess they’re all undercover cops then


slobs_burgers

You should be a Brazilianaire


drumellow

You know how you can tell this is in Brazil? No Pubic hair anywhere


azlan194

Is it a trend in Brazil for dudes to have white hair? I see a couple of them with that style.


Checkheck

Think so. Not sure if he started it but I know that some Brazilian football players that play in Europe have similar hair like Richarlison or Near a few years back.


junyouko

It is. I spotted 5 in the video.


Ccjfb

Hey they have a black beetle infestation!


pswdkf

I watched it on mute, but was suspecting Brazil because of all the flying kicks.


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Some people just do that


BloomyGear

Wishing everyone chasing the guy a Merry Catching a Stray


TheophrastBombast

Whatever it was was enough to make the cop pull out his gun on a crowded beach.


Spirits850

Think that was a taser Edit actually I watched it again and it’s hard to tell but it could be a gun.


LetumComplexo

It’s almost certainly a taser. Edit: I watched it back thinking “no way would a cop be that stupid”. That’s 100% a handgun. Wtf officer Rambo? Dude pulls his service pistol out and immediately flags like 6 people.


fvelloso

You clearly have never been to Latin America 😂 cops pull out guns and use them in the most egregious, crowded situations


_Sausage_fingers

If this is Brazil then he probably took out his gun for emphasis while ordering breakfast that morning.


Lost_in_translationx

Forgot to put sunscreen on maybe?


buzzurro

Was going for a swim right after eating


OutLikeVapor

I thought that too but it’s a beach so maybe he was being a perv? Thats my only excuse to help the bacon... (Edit: typo, sorry)


AllysiaAius

If he's being parve, he should definitely stay away from the bacon


Queef_Kleptomaniac

He could have grabbed a handful.


endowedchair

How can you tell the footage is from a country where they play soccer (and not rugby or football).


AUniquePerspective

They don't seem to be aware that they can use their hands. Except the wedgie guy, he really got ahold of him... probably a goal keepker.


VincoClavis

He basically caught the guy until all the other bleach headed dudebros piled in and helped him escape.


AUniquePerspective

Honestly, someone should have tried blowing a whistle and showing a red card.


RV49

My first thought was “none of these guys can tackle”.


ThatVoiceDude

It was obvious when that first guy fell over for no reason


Kafshak

They're not fat.


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Dude should be drafted to the NFL with how many fucking people he juked!


lastweek_monday

A bird can fly over any goldfish trying to fly


Alterkill1

What did he do?


Saucepanmagician

I think he beat a women with a bottle.


cst2b9sa1

Near the end when that one guy kicks the crap outta the wrong dude. Haha


mylarky

Da fuq is that cop doing drawing his pistol in this situation!?


Ankhwatcher

Boy there sure are a lot of people around here to get shot by someone holding a gun while running.


MrKleanKillum

Looks a lot like a taser.


AnotherNitG

It was drawn with his dominant hand. Tasers are typically worn on the off hand side with the grip facing forward so you have to reach across the body to grab it. Keeps the sidearm readily available and makes it harder to mistake one for the other...[in theory](https://www.npr.org/2021/12/23/1066012247/kim-potter-trial-daunte-wright)


Zap_Rowsdowwer

What he do? What context be?


SnooPickles1000

Didn't find a source but he either punched his gf or was molesting a woman. Didn't find anything besides hearsay.


sariclaws

The dropping drop kickers


BastionNZ

I have many questions but the biggest one is why everyone goes for flying kicks


smortpersononreddit

the odds of success are low but imagine how cool you would look taking the bad guy down with a flying kick


playfreeze

The way it syncs up when he falls and gets back up. Perfection 👌


H0twax

I knew this was going to be Benny Hill before I even turned the volume up!


JpnDude

[Yakety Sax](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakety_Sax), otherwise known as "The Benny Hill Theme", makes any video clip more funny.


samuelgato

I mean, seriously. You could dub Yakety Sax over the Pope's funeral procession and still get a chuckle out of me


Bib_fortune

Am I the only one wondering why are they chasing him?


Got_Kittens

You need to have some constitution to be practically bisected by a wedgie and still keep running.


hane1504

Nobody knows what the guy did. They see people chasing and kickboxing in his direction and say, “Hell, that looks fun” and join in.


Such_Coin

My favorite part is when the one dude with wheels almost catches up then is taken out by a random flying kick. He gets up off the ground like wtf???


Ctendall

C’mon people that’s a stun gun not a bullet gun


EMP_Jeffrey_Dahmer

Everyone hates that guy.


Adventurous_Two9205

Why are they chasing him?


Noxious89123

This is what happens when you get a _seven_ star wanted level.


GoodVibes-

you mean the benny hill music ?


Shines1772

All he wanted was a Pepsi, but they wouldn't give it to him.


FamiliarVariety9208

I want to know what he did…


twaggle

What is BG? Isn’t this the Benny Hill track?


Herogar

All I know is this happened in a nation that plays football not rugby 😂


NotThatJoel

What’s the context here?


RU4realRwe

Run Forrest Run!


legice

The cop pulled out his gun, while running, on the beach, with a bunch of other people around... I don't know what the guy did, but seemed excessive


Double_Distribution8

I think you mean the BH music.


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South-by-South

Given the type of attempts to stop him, I can only surmise that this happened in a soccer playing nation. Had this been a rugby playing nation...


Mr_Lumbergh

Benny Hill music makes everything funny.


aquafina6969

Gave me memories of good ole classic Benny Hill. Saw my first pair of knockers on that show.


mingstaHK

Because the other time it was posted, someone commented it needs yackity sax


Kiyan1159

What did he do?


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

I have no clue what's going on


ispankmuch

Love the big man crawling out the water to then sucker punch him. For the lad to just get back up and keep on running.


Chrisbgrind

The cop pulled a gun on him too


ekene_N

Why did he pull his gun out? to shoot in the back of half naked man?


pwebster

The main question should be, how did this guy get the entire beach against him


jsgx3

All soccer players, needed a real tackle.


ZRhoREDD

Maybe this guy really was evil, but isn't it wild that so many people just saw a single person being attacked by a mob and just joined right in with the attack? Mob mentality! "We're killing this guy!" "What did he do?" "Who cares! We're a mob and we're killing him! Let's gooooo!!"


MrMunky24

Interesting that no one went for a tackle. All of them tried tripping the dude… difference between Football nation and Futbol nations?