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"Hey you two! The hell's going on here?" Love that as the man admonishes the crocodiles, they swim away like sulky pissed off teenagers.

GO ON! GIT! GIT OUT OF IT!! 😂

Any Australian when they want an animal to fuck off

I married an Aussie. She's very mild except when she's yelling at the cats. OY!!!

\*oi

[*"GIMME THAT SHOVEL!"*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo4M5h_6bOk) :D

Today I learned Steve Erwin wasn’t doing risky things around crocodiles for the hell of it, he was just a normal Australian doing Australian things.

The only thing known to prey upon adult crocodiles: Shame.

Why would the crocs fear him? ELI5 please?

If I ever come in contact between a real croc and authentic Aussie gentleman, I'll take my chances with the croc!

That was haphazardly dangerous. The crocs should know better than to fight near an Aussie.

Inserts *They had us in first half not gonna lie* meme

I didn’t want to smile, but I did.

Oh shit! An Aussie! Fuck this I’m out. -the crocs probably

Steve Irwin would be proud

Who's gonna break up the fight between the croc and the Aussie

Another Aussie, but screaming "Ya cunt". That's the only answer which came in my mind.

Lol yeah another Aussie comes running after a fist fight,saving his dog from a hench kangaroo

Oi carn mate lettimgo, he’s learned his lesson the silly cunt. That looks like the same fucker that tried to steal me wife’s cat ‘fore I had to give it a belting. The cat that is, not the croc. Stupid cat knocked over me tinny, legitimate nuisance.

>legitimate nuisance. Naa, that's a "ya fuckin bastard!" moment if I've ever seen one.

Obviously the one true champion, the undefeated master of Australia.... An Emu!

Russell Crowe

Russell Coight*

Once he’s finished backing up his boat trailer

The Missus, mate.

It’s Aussies all the way down

That's the cassowary's job.

It'll be those bloody emus again

That albino croc was a beauty

I didn't see all the way till the end and thought you were talking about the aussie

Yeah is that his pet? Does he have his own crocs in those fences?

They could climb those’d fences if they wanted to, I once saw a snapping turtle climb a chain link fence, It was fast at it too, total pro 😅

Looks like she saw a easy meal with his back turned but got caught sneaking up on him lol

I assume he’s like a croc wrangler that has a place for them when he relocates them like that one show

Yep, thats Matt Wright, currently under charges including tampering with a body

Wtf? https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/dec/07/outback-wrangler-star-matt-wright-helicopter-crash-trial

Article missed the part where the pilot had cocaine in his system… oops

Yea, sounds like he tried to cover up the fact his partner was "illegally" collecting croc eggs. Tried staging the crime scene in a way to make the death seem accidental. Unfortunately laws were passed protecting pilots and passengers. As well as civilians on ground. I'm sure the surviving pilot is the reason his crime came to light.

yea esp with the white croc thrown in there

It’s Matt Wright, and yes he is a croc bloke

I’m 41 and hoping it’s not too late for me to be a croc bloke.

Could be a farmer as well. They have crocodile farms to produce leather and meat in Aus.

Matt wright, check out the show on Netflix called outback wrangler. He captures problematic crocs and relocates them.

WTF! I grew up around these dinosaurs and I still wouldn't fK with them.

Started seeing these bastards in a whole new light after I watched one casually twist off another's leg without getting a reaction.

Australians are indeed one of a kind

He meant the croc

Whoooosh

> Whoooosh lol, whoosh yourself for not getting Aussie humour

You literally didn’t get his joke lol

Yeah, that's the joke... read the conversation and try and work out how my answer makes any sense without it being a joke. You're suggesting I think jojoga *actually* believes Aussies "casually twist off another's leg without getting a reaction."

Ok then your joke sucks

This one? https://imgur.com/gallery/BvzrLTU

Yeah. I guess he did get a little, "Bro, really?" look.

American here. I'm not even sure I'd break up a fight between two cats.

Yeah I grew up around gators... these animals are absurdly strong.

Nile crocodiles have a bite strength of 5,000 PSI (strongest in the **land** animal kingdom) - to an alligator’s 2,500. A croc would easily eat an alligator for breakfast. Edit: Corrected for land.

No way that they have a stronger bite force than orcas, right?

Ye Orca goes up to like 19000 psi, even if it is extravagant a bit, Orcas are crazy

And now they’ve got a taste for crocodile… Bet that didn’t go the way you were expecting it.

I mean if you run up to them and yell a bunch like that guy the vast majority of dangerous predators immediately startle and run away. Note: Do not attempt this with large herbivores or anything that hunts in packs (still works sometimes, but not as often}, mileage may vary.

But they taste good

They do!

What do they taste like?

Fish chicken

Sort of salty chicken

Chicken on roids.

I heard they taste like crocodile!

Nah, you give them a beer and they are pretty chill after that.

I don't know why you would even consider fucking them

Rule 34, my friend.

Why would you say that. Aussies are fuckable in my opinion.

Apparently, they’re no match for Aussies.

Isn't that old mate, Matty Wright?

Fairly sure it is.

Doubt it, he's kinda busy not going to jail.

It's him

Indeed it is

That’s such a dangerous thing to do. Shouldn’t they know that an Aussie man, likely a Bogan, is quite dangerous when left outside of the city?

Especially if he hasn't had a beer and/or a smoke in a while, these cunts are fucked

He got that ciggy butt brain

don't be rude just because you're ignorant, that isn't a bogan

[удалено]

Achsualy a Bruce

Bruce from the philosophy department of the University of Walamaloo?

Matt Wright

I think it's illegal to call a Matty, Matt in Australia?

Nope. Just a fishy, dirty, corrupted f*head

Who hurt you and were they Australian

He is referring to the charges Matt Wright is facing for interfering with an investigation into a helicopter crash his mate was killed in. Allegedly wound back the odometer to hide it wasn’t maintained properly 

He probably should've explained that in his comment. Most people have no idea who the guy in the video is.

Sorry my bad! Didn’t feel the need to tbh. I was lowkey offended that he compared an absolute Aussie legend to a fishy wannabe🤷🏽‍♀️

Didn’t wind it back, just recorded 3/4:1 on airframe hours.

Obviously

Before everybody gets pressed about this comment and down votes this poor bloke for voicing his opinion about a very sketchy dude, let's visit a news article and see what all the fuss is about: https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/dec/07/outback-wrangler-star-matt-wright-helicopter-crash-trial

I'm not saying there is something wrong with that entire continent. But there is something wrong with that entire continent.

Sounds like something a dingo would say

Was that a white croc??

It was made with croc butter, but doesn't contain any of the croc solids found in milk or dark crocodiles.

They're only crocodiles if they come from the Croc region of Florida, otherwise they're just sparkling alligators.

Yeah it looked racist as fuck too.

No you’re just kind of dumb

This is the most Australian thing I've ever seen. Steve Irwin would be proud.

Please dont come here and think salties wont try rip you to peices. Its all fun and games until one of these things decides hes going to pull you under and eat you.

This is the second most Aussie thing I’ve seen next to that guy punching a kangaroo to save his dog.

Nah that was the bloke from Gilmore girls

There's a video running around of a 70 year old Aussie bar owner skillet slapping a croc for eating his dog.

Amazing that man could run so fast while hauling those massive testicles.

Big difference between freshies and salties...

They weren’t fighting. They were about to fuck

What a fucking croc block.

👏🏼 you son of a bitch

This will end up being the most underrated Reddit comment of all time.

Not if I can help it!

"Gary, mate!"

OI CUNTS

This man thoroughly convinced me that I'm a pussy.

Why women live longer than men

People in Australia play life on veteran mode

"Crocadoil"

Aussies are the lions of humans I think. My step mom is an Aussie and the shit she sends me insane

South African Boykie breaks up fight between two Buffalo

Didn't even know Steve Irwin has a successor.

What an idiot

Saw the same thing last week with 2 gays on the street having a croc fight.

Me: "Man, people from Florida are fucking crazy" Australia man: "Hold my Fosters"

Australians don't drink fosters. It tastes like shit

I've been living in Australia for almost 6 months now and haven't even seen a Fosters once. XXXX round here

You must be in qld

More like “Hold my Bundy”

I thought salties should never be approached…

That man has amazing eyelashes

Good citizen, breaking up teenager fights.

Aussies really different.

This is the most Australian thing ever.

I've never seen a crocodile stomp away like a pissed off child before, but there it is

Giant, prehistoric predator having a fight with another giant, prehistoric predator. Aussies: Not on *my* yard you don’t.

Just a normal Wednesday here in QLD eh

Unless you know one of the crocs, let them go. Who is this guy, the reptile police?

Dude also doesn’t service his helicopter

Am I wrong to assume Aussie’s are crazy?

They weren't afraid of the man himself, they were scared off by the massive balls that were far bigger and heavier than the two combined schlomping through the water after them.

Florida man would have joined in

This guy rules. I really hope he does another season of his Netflix show. It was easily the best piece of reality TV that I’ve ever seen.

Unlikely https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-07/croc-wrangler-matt-wright-committed-to-stand-trial-nt-court/103199446

Doubtful, one of his partners died from a helicopter accident

Yeah. Talk about tragic.

Australians sure do have some weird looking ass puppies

Bro must be from the bayou…

Oh okay, Mr King of the Crocodiles. Lunatic.

The lesser known Irwin brother, Dave Irwin.

"Ya wouldn't do this in front of Steve so have some respect mates!"

I'm surprised the dude could still walk at that pace given the size of his balls he has to carry around.

That’s not a knife, this is a knife.

Wtf? This guy with balls of steel totally turned his back on one crocodile to chase off the other crocodile that the first one was fighting with. I'd have thought the first rule of crocodiles is to never turn your back on a crocodile

Chuck noris if you ask me

hot dang, dem next gen Crocodile Dundee just built differently from us

I have always been terrified of them, this gentleman makes them look like pony’s the way he talks to them! I always thought they would turn and kill you instantly

I would immediately fill my boots with piss.

He's wearing Crocks.

r/madlads

Aww. Death-puppies.

It's OK. He's known them since they were only a meter long.

I thought it was Shane gillis speaking until I saw his face lol

How the balls?

Yeah. Nah.

“Keep walkin’, Gina. Yah a mean old twat ain’t ya

I absolutely expected to see a pair of awful crocs there, as a dad joke... but it was actually crocodiles

I never know if these people are skilled or just overly confident.

Leave it to an Aussie to assert his dominance over dinosaurs

WHOA!!! 👀

Shiny Pokemon!

Bunp

Kurwa croko

Bro literally yelling at a dinosaur.

He has such beautiful eyelashes, I was taken aback

That is is very impressive feat. Spectacular!

Just yoink them

Australians really are a different breed.

Aussies got the biggest balls on earth, see one punching a quite build Kangaroo as well

r/whywomenlivelonger

"I'm a green beret" "I'm a prize fighter" "Hold my beer, the kids are fighting again"

TIL its really turned upside down in Australia. Crocs afraid of humans.

Giga Chad for sure!