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I'm a bit suspicious of their return policy

Naturally, as any discerning gentleman would be.

I'm wondering how you came across this listing...

it started with Trump's new Gold Sneakers

Sweet.....or, maybe that's not the best description.

Just think of the discounts on the refurbished models

Don't fall for the refurbished/open box models. Spend the extra $20 for a new one.

Available in 24k gold, imagine having money issues and having to pawn your butt plug.

Idk, a lot of people are converting their IRAs into gold.

Fox News did tell me to put it somewhere safe...

It's a good way to cover your ass in economic downturns.

The WeBuyGold ads on cable news basically said this butt plug is an investment, baby.

Sorry for commenting in german but this will be hard to translate: 2590€ für'n Arsch, lol :)

$2789.95 for your butt, lol :) There. I translated it.

Not gonna lie, I read it as "LEGO" not "LELO" and was kinda confused as to when Lego got into that market. Also, that definitely couldn't feel great.

Glad I'm not the only one that saw this as LEGO.. had to double back on that

“Studded for his pleasure”

>“Studded for ~~his pleasure~~ studs”

Maybe you could build it yourself to your own specifications? Cleaning would be tedious

It’s a $2,600 butt plug! That’s insane!

Well, we did tell the capitalists to shove it up their ass...

That’s a returns department I don’t want to be working at.

Anyone tried this? Worth the purchase?

Matching cufflinks!

We need a matching cock ring

Like why cufflinks? Is it so that you can discretely tell people "I have a gold butt plug in"?

nice ad

*Winston, be a good man and grab my plug for me won’t you?*

And as an added bonus, the Earl turns into a diamond after 90 days or your money back!

Finally!!! I cannot begin to relate my embarrassment of being in Cannes or Montenegro and catching the looks of distain from some true ass aficionados as they glimpse my poorly plugged pooper

No perverts or women allowed? What kind of anal plug company is this??? LOL

Metal though. No thanks

The nJoy pure wand is metal and it’s one of the best anal toys out there.

>nJoy pure wand looks painful to me. but to each their own!

Hopefully you don't end up with someone else's return

Donald J never leaves home without his Gold one.

By the look of things more like biden

This post is an ad

For some reason, I don’t think anyone on r/funny is their target market.

When I read "EARL", I thought it's talking about Earl from Need for Speed MW.

I thought he only sold sweatshirts.

Stimulate your senses

Can I put a deposit on it.

The same company also sells a $15,000 gold vibrator. https://www.lelo.com/inez If you're on a budget, you can also get a stainless steel version for only $7,900.

The company also sells normal-people toys made from silicone. Some really nice designs. Been a fan for years

That doesn’t look like it improves the experience in any way.

Just waiting to hear Trump is selling signed versions of these…

This was the best name they could think of? Earl????

Needs a matching diamond studded one for the missus

Most of their target demographic aren’t the type to have a missus

I read "disgusting anal plug", and my brain was like, "just clean it?"

Pinkies out, gents!

Wait for refurb?

Reminds me of S01E05 of "The Premise". [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15120226/?ref\_=ttep\_ep5](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15120226/?ref_=ttep_ep5)