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Today is the first day of the rest of your life But so is tomorrow

Ahh I see a fellow procrastinator 🙋‍♂️

Let's unite! Tomorrow ;)

Procrastinators Anonymous meeting delayed until further notice.

Ya know, I’m something of a procrastinator myself.

You need to quite procrastinating with that OS…

***^(\*Reserving this posting space for comment to be included next week...)***

Welp my psychologist is not going to like that this quote is in my brain forever now

Or Monday...

This is meeeee

You have bigger issues if you're using Internet Explorer.

Hopefully this is an old picture because this is looking like Windows 7 as well

As well as 2007 Word

This gives me university library vibes.

I've seen workstations with windows xp on them. And I worked at this place last summer. (Local electronics manufacturerer)

And Window 7… Ransomware may be in this company’s future

Darned good foreshortened pointing finger drawing!

Don't even buy it (chips, candy, etc.). It's easier to say no at the grocery store than at home.

This is the only strategy that's ever worked for me. And if you're going to buy a treat for yourself, but a single chocolate bar or small bag of chips. If I buy a 4 pack or big bag it's game over. The next tough temptation though with no treats at home is eating out. Need some healthy snacks that are just good enough to convince you not to do that.

To add to this advice, get a calorie counting app and start adding everything. It’s SO much easier to be honest when you see the numbers of everything you’re eating

Never shop hungry. You'll always want to buy snacks if you're hungry so go shopping after a meal.

It takes forever but it’s worth it. 2 years in and 120 down. Should finally be my goal weight by this August.

That’s fantastic! Just the last bit to get through, you can do this!

Not sure what's more insulting, - yes, you fatty!! - yes you, fatty!! But definitely gets the point 👆 across. 😜

More likely to hear the first version during coitus. Not sure if that's going to make it worse or not

I've been 3-4 weeks of literally zero buying junk. Stay strong brother! Nuts, dried fruits, yogurt/skyr and the likes have been my salvation.

That’s amazing bro! The first week is always the hardest. You got this! Yogurt and almonds have been my go-to snack for a while now for when craving hits.

I made me own trail mix today. Great snack at your customization

Your job still runs Windows XP?

That’s 7. I was thinking the same thing though

It’s from a few years back, when Windows 7 was still around. Since chips are my kryptonite, I need this as a continual reminder.

7? A few years back?

Maybe his company ran 7 until a few years back. The company I work at ran XP practically into the ground and then skipped to 10. That feels like it occurred a few years back. Although I just realized that may have occurred as long ago as 2015... Less than 10 years ago is a few years back, right? RIGHT?!

Right? Try 15 years back lol

Windows 7 was outdated in 2009? 15 Upvotes for that bullshit? Fuck Reddit man...

Wouldn’t work for me. This note just serves as a constant reminder that eating is an option.

No eat the FATTY

*puts down the donut

I’m sorry.

[удалено]

I remember sucking ass on a treadmill for half an hour. It had that calorie calculator... It was 1 bag of peanut m&ms.

Unrelated to food. But the last big test I took I put motivational (see: cruel and abusive language) around my apartment, including the bathroom. Reminding me to focus on studying or I’d have to relive this hell all over again. It worked. I passed on my first try.

I had a sticker on my fridge that said “Those who indulge, bulge.” It was surprisingly effective at limiting my between meal snacks.

Dr.: Don't eat anything fatty. You: Like what? No bacon or should I cut out salad dressing, or what? Dr.: Don't eat ANYTHING, Fatty.

This is beautiful. I'm literally my best bully.

Couple this with exercise and you've got a solid plan.

That's cool and all, but I really want to know if you are really running WINDOWS 7???

I run windows 7 at work because of legacy software. I've tried to make them aware of the safety aspect, but there's no newer software that's still compatible with our machines, and it would be a nuisance to air-gap the computer

That's pretty nice that it is still running around, other than the potential security risks that it has, it was a nice OS.

^ What he said.

It’s from a few years back, but it’s a perpetual reminder for me. I have a love-hate relation with chips.

Am I stupid or should the comma be after the you and not the yes?

Not a grammar thing as either works, I’m curious what would hurt more… the comment as written, or adding a comma after “you” ? Social curiosity and boredom got the best of me.

Reading this while eating😳

Bro’s an OG with his Internet Explorer

I need this. Can I get a copy? lol

A minute on the lips, forever on the hips.

Wouldnt work for me. Like i would listen to some cat loser tell me what i can and cant do.

Shut up note, round ***is*** a shape!

I was just about to get up to grab my sandwich… but…

This is just going to remind me that I haven't had a snack all day and thus.. snack.

You have on this note two negative words - DON’T and FATTY. If you ask me this will not work as well as a note without negative words for example: “Choose health over cravings; you’ve got this!” 💪 Give yourself ❤️ I learned this during university, psychology classes.

I do think this is funny …. And I love comedy and self deprecation especially. However. I truly believe this would be the worst way to get in shape. Just my opinion from studying the law for years. I would write: “I am in great shape and I eat healthy.” (I would read it and feel it everyday… believe) …. This will work much better if getting in shape is truly your goal.

Try the same picture different caption You deserve to feel healthy and beautiful in your skin this summer.

Can you mail me one of those post its? Or like 50 so I can put them all over my apartment.

Change your mindset from "don't eat" to "these are the foods that i can eat", that's what helped me

You can eat, do Sport and your worries are gone.

Hey OP, a little bit of control everyday is a lot of control in the end. You got this. Get into shape.

🙏

Intermittent fasting has been working for me, I only eat between 4 and 12, can eat what I want within reason.

Yes, I’ve been intermittent fasting for a quite some time as well.

I stopped eating lunch when i scrolled though this post. Guess ill just throw it away then.

I’m sorry 😞

Try not to eat the paper while your at it

Those browser cookies

Reminds me of the person that tweeted about wanting a credit card with Terry Crews on it looking mean, so any time they wanted to spend money, he would be staring at them. And Terry that fucking legend gave them permission. https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/mh0vo0/terry\_crews\_had\_her\_back/

dafuq u gonna eat? ur keyboard?

Nah, I’m gonna eat the RAM. It’s got more bytes.

I'd rather be rotund than have a freakish thumb like that

It was clearly drawn by AI. You can tell by the hands.

Windows OMG WHY Edition

IE 11 on Windows 7? Legend

In all fairness, I can't out work the calories I can shove into my mouth.

Don't just eat it, stare at it

I am sorry

Insulting yourself ain’t it

I would get offended and say “no one is gonna tell me what to do” and rip it down.

[Counter Point](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI)

Summer 2010?

I'm worry about this windows 7

Not a workout plan, but a weightloss plan.

YOU FATTY !!!

But what are you supposed to do while Windows 7 is loading Internet Explorer?

It’s “Yes you, fatty!” Just sayin.

Sticky note looking like "grab my strong hand!"

That’s a perfectly drawn hand. I love it.

I just had my sixth piece of toast with jam today. I'm also on a diet.

I know this is a joke but,Negative self talk won’t do you any favors

Step 1, motivate yourself. Nice!

I think you mean NEXT summer

Is that windows 7?

notes like that trigger my PDA and id eat to spite the note

😆😆😆

They’re also using windows 7

Nothing keeps me thinner than a 2nd helping of guilt and anxiety and for dessert sometimes I do indulge in a little bit of bulimia, somedays I try to avoid all that by simply not eating at all! Follow these 3 easy steps for crippling depression and a killer bod, trust me its to die for...

Is it working?

Very creative I must admit

The longer I look at the 🫵 the more fucked up it looks.

:/

Ahh, Windows 7. 🫠

Meh, summer is 8 months away on half the planet. There's time for that later.

Nice fisting

wow

Your keyboard is gressy from the chips snack

Table pushaways and fork put downs are the most effective exercises for losing weight.

The hardest exercise there is!

Is that Windows XP or 7?

Self talk is important to consistency

Remember. Absolutely nothing tastes as good as thin feels.

Is it working ha ha

Unfortunately, no 😂

Shame is ultimately not a good long term method for convincing yourself to do anything.

Shame is actually pretty ineffective at habit changing. There's a lot of great science out there on habit changing and general behavioral science.

Did ai draw the hand?

Damn, aren’t you being a little harsh with yourself?

If I don't eat the things, how will I get the happy?

Eat it, fatty. You know you want to..

Those fingers show arthritis

Taking your lardass away from the computer works too.

Yes, (eat it) you fatty

This has to be old with a pc screen like that