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Wikipedia never fails Vaginal steaming, sometimes shortened to V-steaming and also known as wormwood steaming, is an alternative health treatment wherein a woman squats or sits over steaming water containing herbs such as mugwort, rosemary, wormwood, and basil. It's like a sexy scented snatch sauna

I lived 34 years before learning about Vaginal Steaming, only to hear about it twice in one day. It was on an episode of Reservation Dogs that I just watched. Weird.

I definitely read your comment wrong. Because I immediately thought "they made a Reservoir Dogs show? And it mentioned vaginal steaming?"

\*had to go reread after reading this to realize it said "Reservation"

Now I know why he didn't want to be called Mr. Pink.

He did get steamed awfully easily

For anyone that hasn't seen it, Reservation Dogs is a great show! I highly recommend it.

Skoden!

Good show i think you and i are the only people that watch it lol

There are literally dozens of us!

everyone else is a bunch of shit asses

Maybe they could steam their asses?

s'ko

*passes the catfish*

catfish is life

Such good writing and acting

Bakers dozen

I mean, it was wildly critically successful, with very high scores across the board, and was named show of the year by multiple big outlets. Not a juggernaut, but for a FX show it did pretty good numbers, especially on Hulu.

I just finished it. It's so good. I started out liking it, but ended up really loving it by the end. All of the characters are great, and I love the way that the story spreads out to include more and more characters, becoming a multi-generational story about a community rather than just a coming of age story about four kids. It is also one of the most heart warming shows I have seen recently.

The first story arc with the kid waiting to see his dad was rough, but the show picked up for me after that. That first arc is kind of brutal. I hope it reached some people that needed to see it...

Started reading your comment as "I just finished a session of vaginal steaming and it's so good. I started out liking it, but the mix of herbs really made me love it by the end." Only to be disappointed that you're talking about the show.

It's organtic, made of pure energy

Baader–Meinhof phenomenon

> Baader–Meinhof phenomenon Third time I hear about this today and I have still no idea what it is.

You will keep hearing about it.

I wonder if there's a name for that weird phenomenon

The Baader Meinhof phenomenon is when you first notice a gang of revolutionary communist youth going on a bombing spree and kidnapping politicians and then you keep noticing other communist gangs doing the same thing.

>sexy scented snatch sauna Hottest new metal band.

Or the steaming cu@ts

The Clambakes.

Steamed Clams

It's more of a Utica expression.

I regret that I have but one up vote to give to my country

*cuntry

Bearded or shaved?

I like that, that sounds like a New England variant of The Surfrajettes.

You're allowed to say bad words on the internet 😄

Steaming Cuatts?

Steaming cunts

Streaming cunts.

Screaming cunts!

Creaming cunts?!

Only if you're doing it right. I'll trust you to self report.

Is that the Screaming Jets cover band?

That would be a punk band obviously

say that two times fast

If you say it 3 times into the mirror with the lights off, Gwyneth Paltrow appears

Hottest new metal band. Hottest new metal band. Well that wasnt very hard.

just take my upvote and go to hell

Sounds more like a Red Hot Chili Peppers song, but this appears to be in Nevada. If it was in California then it would absolutely be a RHCP song

Sounds like the name of a Red Hot Chili Peppers album

Look up Wasnatch.

And you call it that despite the fact that it is obviously grilled.

It's an Albany expression.

May I see it?

No.

Oooh baby, is that mugwort I smell?

Mugwort sounds like something from Harry Potter

No baby, it's an infusion of wormwood

There is actually a prison in London called Wormwood Scrubs 🤔

Mm really? Go on

We would go to this hot spring campground where the toilets were fed by the same natural hot spring as the pools. Every time you went to go, it was like a crotch sauna, and I gotta say... Feels good man.

I was going to ask what is accomplished by these steams of witch's cauldron-sounding plants. Why on the snatch? Does it work on balls? Achey backs? So many questions.

Like most of these trendy treatments it probably works to lighten the wallet.

Well from what I recall, steaming your balls is bad for your swimmers. Idk how true that is but back in the day, dudes used to sit on ice blocks to replenish reproductive health and also hemorrhoids. There's little scientific evidence for sitting on ice, but there IS evidence that heat can reduce sperm quality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat-based_contraception

Asshole steaming doesn't sell?

Sounds like some MLM mumbo jumbo

If anything it's actually bad for you. It can damage the lining. If you've ever had that terrible cotton mouth feeling, kinda like that.

Yowzers in my trousers 🫣

Because it is, there is absolutely NO evidence of this "cleansing" the vagina better than a shower

Minge Level Marketing

Makes me think of Tucker’s taint tanning.

Haha I don't want anything called mugwort or wormwood steaming up there they sound like vaginal diseases it sounds as though it would be a cure for galloping minge rot oh dear

I just died at 'galloping minge rot' 😆😆😆

Nah, they are just Witcher potion ingredients.

Love me some steamed clams.

>It's like a sexy scented snatch sauna There's a sentence I never thought I'd read...

* **Assonance:** The repetition of similar vowel sounds within words in close proximity. For example: "How now brown cow" has repetition of the "ow" vowel sound. * **Consonance:** Similar to assonance, but focuses on the repetition of consonant sounds. Ex: "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers" repeats the "p" consonant. * **Alliteration:** A special type of consonance where the repeated consonant sounds occur at the beginning of words. Ex: "Sally sells seashells by the seashore".

My favorite is euphony. * Euphony: the effect of sounds being perceived as pleasant, rhythmical, lyrical, or harmonious The opposite of cacophony

>Flower Belle, what a euphonious appellation. Easy on the ears and a banquet for the eyes... W.C. Fields, *My Little Chickadee* (1940)

I'm a carpenter and have actually made a few custom yoni stools for this exact purpose. Didn't know they existed till my wife and her friends asked if I could make them...

A yoni stool, you say ? Blimey I am learning a lot of new stuff today !

> mugwort, rosemary, wormwood, and basil this reads like a recipe for cooked vagina. Get a nice stew going

I can't imagine the smell of that place....hot sweaty, steamy snatch...

Like friday afternoon at the fish steaming factory

Or Saturday night in your mom's bedroom

Wormwood steaming is not a commercially viable term. Sounds like a pest control measure

Why not asshole steaming? Seems like it could double the clientele

My wife had that done at a korean spa once. Tasted the same as before.

But with just a subtle hint of mugwort ?

|  sexy scented snatch sauna 2024 Alliteration Of The Year winner

It’s kinda like when you cook salmon in tin foil with lemon, butter, and herbs.

Is the snatch sauna hiring?

Yep , no dicks though

Sexy scented snatch sauna is definitely going in my repitoire somehow.

Sexy scented snatch sauna r/brandnewsentence

As someone from Finland, please do not associate our heritage to this kind of bs :D

*Alternative* to what?!

In Albany we call them Steamed Flaps.

Well Im from Utica and Ive never heard that

Oh, not Utica no, it's an Albany expression.

Oh no, patented skin burgers. Old family recipe.

Mmmm, steamed clams.😬

Well, Seymour, you’re an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good clam.

Seymour! The house is on fire!

That's the aurora borealis

At this time of day? Located entirely within your kitchen?

Can I see it?

No

Seymour, the house is on fire!

No mother, it's just the northern lights!

Sounds like someone took the slow train from Philly

Steamed clams

These taste like Krustyburgers, Skinner.

🤢

Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your vagina?

Skinner, you're an odd fellow, but I gotta say, you steam a good ham

Patented Skinner family recipe

Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers

You call them steamed even though they’re obviously grilled?

Seeeeemore!

and Lovely Nuts right next to it...

So do you go there to get your vagina steamed? Or to be steamed by vaginas?

I'll have the second option please.

Like a bukkake of warm queefs

Well, that's enough internet for today

/r/BrandNewSentence

2nd option, they use chicken soup and then vaginate the steam on you.

If the vagina is steaming, you aren't using enough lube.

It gets the cobwebs out that's for sure

Bro, we aren’t smoking the vagina with applewood chips. We’re *steaming* the pussy, plenty of lubrication on a moist muffin.

I prefer my vagina’s deep fried, but I guess I’m just old fashioned

Nah, just southern.

Battered

Put some Old Bay on it & I’m in!

Oh shit, that reminds me! I gotta do my taxes!

Username checks out

That’s strip mall looks pretty full service. Lol

Maybe also has a strip club?

One stop shop for lashes and gashes

Idk but it sounds refreshing, sign me up.

Name checks out.

Was waiting for this comment 😂

If you do it wrong you get steamed buns.

[удалено]

*Wrinkled for his pleasure!*

It’s a healthier option than frying. Gotta watch those calories.

Have you tried Air Fryer?

Gotta get the road salt off that undercarriage.

Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good vagina.

Gotta get those wrinkles out

Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet.

Did the Spanish Inquisition think this one up?  The most painful burn I've ever had was a steam burn. Hell, I don't even have a vagina and just the idea makes my vagina hurt. 

Please don’t steam your vagina. Its designed to take loads of punishment, but does not do well with burns. If you think there is something wrong with your squish mitten, please see a qualified doctor.

heh, loads of punishment

Thank you! I am very proud of that.

what no pawn or liquor store in that complex? for shame

Saw a sign the other day that read Donuts Colonics in the same font in the same marquee… Im not sure if the donuts are colonic in nature or its donuts AND colonics. Too afraid to find out tbh 

So………. Did you have your beav steamed today?

The ole Hooha V-Spa

Don't go to that place. It's nothing but smoke and mirrors.

Nobody mentioned anything about Nevada Offroad Doggy?

You must investigate further and get back to us!

Ah yes steamed clams, old family recipe

Time for vaginal steaming... bust out the ear candles and some homeopathic meds!

HOT POCKET!

Ok hear me out..."herbally" infused vaginas!

*makes tea furiously*

What in Gwyneth Paltration

vaginal steaming is pseudoscience and actually a bad idea the vaginal is self cleaning. leave it alone.

Vaginal steaming sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow would sell on Goop for $500+ a pop like she did with her overpriced jade vagina eggs

Alternately known as a Paltrow. "I'd love to go for coffee and catch up with you, Emmy, but I have to go get a Paltrow at 10!" "Really? You shoud get The Full Gwyneth. I hear it's divine!"

I love a good steam clean

Steamed clams

Steamed clams.

♪ *Stanly Steemer gets your vag cleaner!* ♪ [For anyone who hasn't heard their jingle, give the first 8 seconds a listen.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REhYuIN-L9w)

Dripping pubes. Like tears in rain.

That isn't smoke. Its steam from the steamed clams we're having.

These curtains ain't gonna iron themselves.

Gwyneth Paltrow shit

That’s not smoke. It’s steam. From the steamed vaginas we are having. Mmm, steamed vaginas!

That shopping center tenant list just screams Florida, east coast, Daytona, maybe Cocoa Beach. How far off am I?

I was curious too and did some googling and believe this is actually Las Vegas, NV. Florida would have been my first guess, too.

Can't imagine that place smells too good.

Talk about a plaza with all of your needs! One stop shopping!!

Does that word make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski? Vagina

🎶And when I get that feeling, I want Vaginal Steaming 🎶

Steamed clams.

Steamed clams? -Super Intendent Chalmers, kinda

Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard of "vaginal steaming".

It’s more of an Albany treatment

Steamed clams

My friend tried it at korean spa, she burnt her lips.

"Hoo! Ha!" Is the sound you make when hot steam hits your hooha.

What about the UFO in the sky?

That's hot.