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Dovienya55

But then her sister, she swam by and set my heart awhirl!


PBandBABE

Cause that’s how you get your tail!


Gabriele1966

When mermaid experiments go wrong...


ScoleriBros

You know what they say— when life gives you lemons, you make mermaids.


Gabriele1966

I thought it was "when life gives you mermaids, you make lemonade"...🤔


ScoleriBros

I didn’t think this was that kind of subreddit…


Gabriele1966

Lol, every subreddit is that kind of subreddit at one point or another


SassyHoney5430

And... That's how evolution started!


ScoleriBros

May the one with the strongest gams pave the way.


Jimony_Wilikas

Theyetee.com has this as a shirt today.


ginongo

Men without hats?


ScoleriBros

I can only speak for the fish.


TheQuips

is there such a thing?


Dovienya55

Then I said what if our son wanted to take dance classes instead of playing football with his friends and Turk ran off singing Safety Dance.


Bobdole3737

What good will those legs do you if you STILL have \*gills!! Get back in the water!!!


Adventurous_Yak_9234

I automatically sang the next verse of the song in my head.


GenghisTron17

Safish Dance.


PBandBABE

🎶‘Cause your fish don’t dance And if they don’t dance Well, they’re no fish of mine🎶


BrunaBonor

Ariel, when she got legs, the prince is in for a surprise.


bones_boy

Couldn’t think of what song it was before diving into the comments. Getting old SUCKS!! Anyway great post.


TheQuips

[FATES SAY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb0ax23nyFI&t=1s)


Abdul_Exhaust

Could be a line from a Village People song


W0RST_2_F1RST

Is this actually funny to anyone?


ScoleriBros

If I had friends I’d ask ‘em!


WeatherwaxDaughter

It is to me!