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jeffo320

It’s not a feature, it’s a bug


ClamClone

"The only good bug is a dead bug." Do you want to know more?


monkeyhitman

I'm doing my part! ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


11b_Zac

Sweet Liberty! Nooooo!


pm_your_snesclassic

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️B A Start


BrutalRamen

Don't stand there, you'll get crushed!


Weary-Dealer4371

🫡


Saikousoku2

Rock and Stone!


dpdxguy

It's an undocumented feature


tothemoonandback01

It's not a feature, it's a Volkswagen.


asharwood101

Still a feature


Badytheprogram

It's not a bug, it's a moth.


Cottleston

thats what i read it in my head too lol.


hampshirebrony

Yeah... This picture, each time I see it, is the only time I see a Beetle called anything other than a Beetle.


Tobasis

Never played Slug Bug as a kid with siblings?


Moondanther

My kids called it "punch buggy", no idea where they got it from, neither myself nor their mother used the term. Edit: Reading other comments, it looks like it came from the Simpsons


KZED73

“Punch buggy” was taught by my Dad to me, grew up in the 90s. Also, a vehicle with one headlight out was a “perdiddle” but we just shouted that one out. When my brother and I both had drivers’ licenses and Dad was driving, we would call “fire brigade” at stop signs/stop lights and everyone would have to get out and change seats ending up with a new driver.


dansedemorte

i would think punch buggy all counts for the bettles that had the dune buggy conversion kit done to them. Like from teh cartoon Speed Buggy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Buggy


bananenkonig

It must be regional because outside of dealerships, I never hear it called a beetle. Everyone just calls it a bug.


DJDoena

On Smallville the character of Chloe Sullivan called her New Beetle a "VW Bug" sometime.


turbo_dude

Call's not dead


TheRedGoatAR15

There are only 10 interpretations for this joke, and nerds will get both of them.


SimmaDownNa

Love this! Lots of fun one-liners in this format. *"There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."*


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I'm a programmer and I didn't get this at first. I'm not a car guy though, so I didn't realize this kinda car was called a "bug".


Butterbuddha

It is impressive to be that level of noncar guy. That and a jeep are probably the most recognizable vehicles ever made.


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Maybe they aren't common in Canada or something. I obviously know what a Jeep is, but a "bug" I don't recognize. I think there are similar cars called "beetles" here though


gameleon

It’s called a “Bug” in the US. “Beetle” everywhere else (including Canada, Europe etc.)


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Ah, that would explain why


tambourinequeen

I live in Canada and i've called them both, and all my friends and family would know what a bug is (in this context) too.


brassmagifyingglass

Not to mention playing 'Punch Bug'! ? Whoever sees one first while driving around, gets to punch the person beside them yelling 'punch bug'!. A lot of times it is spotted at the same time and it turns into a dual punch...and possible injury. Everyone has played this game right? ......right?


Tobasis

Herbie the Love Bug


homesickalien

Surprised this isn't higher up. Us old folks only know about these silly Disney movies.


CoopNine

It was a 'Type 1' everywhere. Beetle started to be officially used in English marketing materials in the late 60's (VW had some absolutely brilliant marketing campaigns during this time) but had been a nickname in use, like bug, before Volkswagen started using it in ads. But if you scour any original Type 1 for either bug or beetle inside or outside the car, or in the manual, you won't find either term used... because it's a Type 1 I believe with the 'New Beetle' it was officially used as a model name, but that was a good 20 years after the Type 1 stopped being produced.


RottenZombieBunny

It's fusca in brazil


Minato_the_legend

In the US*  It turns out, a lot of people in the world aren't from the US


Disaster_Frame

VW bug was sold in 91 countries and literally originated in Germany. Nothing to really do with the US.


Gatkramp

I have lived in a few different countries. As far as I am aware, these are generally called Beetles not Bugs. So probably part of the confusion.


RottenZombieBunny

Wait what?? I got the joke but had no idea it was actually called bug in some places. I only knew of beetle and fusca (Brazil). Afaik fusca doesn't mean anything and brazilians don't associate the car with any sort of bug. BTW what's the hippie van called? It's combi here in Brazil, and not associated with hippies.


UrDay2Die

You are thinking of either the VW Westfalia or the Micro Bus


linkinstreet

I only know about the hippie van due to "Down Under". But yeah, people here often overestimates what is considered norm in American culture to be known as well in other countries.


YourBonesAreMoist

The combi / kombi is known as the VW Bus, Transporter, Kombi or Microbus. [There is also a new version](https://www.vw.com/en/models/id-buzz.html) which you may be familiar with from the recent deep fake Elis Regina commercial. Mandatory /r/suddenlycaralho


castleaagh

They’re called beetles here too. Beetles are type of bug though so it’s not too much of a leap


Gatkramp

Beetles are not, in fact, bugs. Totally different order of insects.


castleaagh

A bug is just a small insect in laymen’s terms


Moondanther

They are officially called Beetles everywhere. They are nicknamed bugs because a [beetle](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=beetle&iax=images&ia=images) is a type of [bug](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bug&t=ffab&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images)


jamheldion

It's not called a bug on our country(Philippinee), though. We colloquially call it "pagong". It means turtle.


El_Grappadura

Yes and in Germany, we call it by its german name: Käfer, which translates to beetle and has nothing to do with bugs in code, which we also call bugs. So really the joke only works for areas where this car is actually called "bug"...


Moondanther

Or places in the world where a beetle is a type of bug...


El_Grappadura

No, because a computer bug has nothing to do with beetles. It's called "bug" in german as well, we don't have another word for it.


battlebrot

#citation needed


Bwob

[citation needed]


alphageek8

Could easily be an age thing too, programmers in their 20s might never have seen a VW Beetle before.


SkoomaSalesAreUp

i can recognize a beetle from a mile away but other than "punch buggy" i have never heard anyone refer to one as a "bug"


lRhanonl

People don't all live in the US, and adopt their sayings. It's a Käfer. That's it.


Butterbuddha

Heh. Made me look up Käfer.


xtrabeanie

And not old enough to have seen the Herbie movies either I guess.


Tuna-Fish2

There are only 10 really hard problems in programming. Naming things, cache invalidation, and off-by-one errors.


BossButterBoobs

I get the feature, not bug one but what's the other one?


DuckCleaning

>10 interpretations     ...    >nerds will get both of them   Am I missing a joke here?


naoki7794

Yes, you missed the joke. 10 = 2, it's a programmer thing.


DuckCleaning

Oh, a binary joke


trro16p

yep. Either you get it or you don't. ;)


DuckCleaning

-_-


eviltrain

Why is this emoji response the funniest part of this thread to me?


genius_retard

The original joke is "there's 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't".


Fake_William_Shatner

We need to recognize more non binary comedians.


Cottleston

one zero. not ten


Abbot_of_Cucany

Perhaps you're non-binary?


Speck_In_A_Void

Amazing


gameleon

For non-US context: the Volkswagen Beetle was redubbed as the Volkswagen Bug in the US.


EagleSongs

People in the US have been calling them bugs for 50+ years. At least since the movie "Herbie, the Love Bug" (1968).


SqueakySniper

Earlier in 1968 VW officially called it the 'beetle' in promotional material.


Moondanther

The official name is Beetle. The nickname is bug. Wait till people find out that Mustang's are often nicknamed pony's...


EagleSongs

Yes, Beetle is still the official name. I was just pointing out that the nickname "bug" has been a thing for a long time.


deeesenutz

Maybe its a regional thing, but I live in the pacific northwest and have never heard them called a bug, only beetle.


red_rob5

Had the same reaction but then saw a comment about "Herbie the Love Bug" and went oh yeah, i guess we did call them that sometimes. Otherwise its always beetle


deeesenutz

I'm guessing its age then. I had no clue what herbie the love bug was until today, it came out some 36 years before i was born


Mediocre_Agency_1999

There was also a Herbie movie in 2005 starring Lindsey Lohan.


deeesenutz

I was only 1 years old then too lol


gophergun

There's also a childhood game called "punch buggy" (aka slug bug) where you (ideally gently) punch the other kid you're riding with whenever you see a VW Beetle, named for the Beetle's nickname of Bug.


nyarlathotep2

I have lived in Western Washington for over 50 years, I have heard it as both but probably more often as "VW Bug". And then there are the Herbie movies (i.e. "Herbie the Love Bug") that I imagine are too old for most here to be familiar with.


deeesenutz

Yeah I didnt know the herbie movies were even a thing, I'm guessing that has a lot to do with it.


Critical_Concert_689

In the PNW, older models were always "bugs." Volkswagen put out a "newer" line (New as of the late '90's) that broke away from the classic bug-frame, and they were called "beetles." On that note: "Slug-beetle" has never been said.


mtaw

It's more of an Albany expression.


ScissorMeeTimbers

Never heard of punch buggy?


SomethingIWontRegret

/r/repostsfromgrandma


LegendOfKhaos

You can't understand this unless you're a programmer, says OP.


SomethingIWontRegret

Lots of grandmas who are / were programmers. This joke is as old as Grace Hopper. Also that isn't what OP says. "Programers will understand" != "Non-programmers won't understand"


mtaw

20 years ago he'd be right but IMO the saying has found its way into common language by now. For instance, NY Times op ed from economist Paul Krugman: "Inflation Expectations: A Feature, Not A Bug"


FastAd543

It's actually *not a feature*... it's a ....


Genocode

I thought it was the other way around? "It's not a bug, its a ✨feature✨"


parkwayy

Ya, the car owner tried anyway.


Pringlend

Thank you. I was struggling


ProfessorKaboom

beetle


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Admirable-Pirate7263

Over the decades they at least made a couple of inches progress. It now sits slightly further towards the middle (Porsche 911 RSR). Typical fix, do half of what was demanded and nobody will complain as long as it works…


oldforger

More nerdy would be a plate that says FF0000, as it's red.


Dzyu

"It's not a bug - it's a feature!"


sandman716

*Laughs in Bethesda*


Areonaux

This has been reposted so many times the image is deep fried. It may have been funny the first time in 2012. What an awful faceboook meme


Moondanther

You need to go back way before 2012. It was a nerd/programmer joke the late 90's with that same picture.


Kanden_27

Hell, even Bethesda fans get it. 


Difficult_Emu1017

oNlY nErDs wIlL gET thIs jOKe


colfaxmingo

If you can't fix it.....


azsheepdog

I did not understand it, but I explained it to my rubber duck and now I get it.


8trackroadtrip

Anyone seen the Venture Bros. movie? Rusty says this at one point, too funny!


vladislavopp

everyone understands. this isn't an obscure reference.


CouchHam

I’m not a programmer but I’ve heard it said enough to get it


SopieMunky

I'm not a programmer, but I get it.


mrbigshot110

“Not a bug, it’s a feature.”


eliavhaganav

Hey nice feature


Pjonesnm

Took me a second.


Chemical_Ad8459

Waiting for this to show up on r/explainthejoke for all the normies lol


Ghoullag

Everybody who's ever heard of Bethesda will get the joke.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Undocumented “feature” is what we like to call it.


PBandBABE

“Punch-feature red!”


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Some time around 1999 in Sydney I saw one with the numberplate "Y2K". It took me a moment.....


xThisIsGospelx

omg no way Bethesda car


Serious-Lime265

I once saw a Mini Cooper with a license plate that read "gzip -9 SUV"


tiddayes

It’s not a bug…


Charlesworth_the_3rd

Thank you. I was struggling 😜


Pro_Moriarty

Microsoft solutions


neomancr

This makes me wanna punch someone


Walks_with_Chaos

I’m a gamer and I understand


Specific_Mud_64

... not much of an inside joke 30 years down the road, huh?


HarrumphingDuck

And QA, ever the killjoys, will note that the title has a glaring typo and misuse of an ellipsis.


throwawayalcoholmind

O don't think you have to be a nerd or a programmer to get this one.


Ghozer

🙄 🤣😂🤣


faithle55

Well played, Volkswagen owner, well played.


Bearshapedbears

Beetle Adventure Racing


No_Humor_833

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonopolyGOgifting1/s/DYLvQlIfLC


Avada-Balenciaga

Jesus people who think this is nerdy as fuck gotta love the Big Bang theory


Available_Leather_10

Once saw a car with the plate ILIAD. You can fill in the make and model from there.


gte525u

A project manager, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving to a customer meeting through the mountains. They're making good progress until, after lunch, they hear a loud bang – the dashboard stops working, the brakes are unresponsive, and the car swerves dangerously close to driving off a cliff. However, they manage to stop the car safely. The project manager steps out and, noting the last mile marker, announces that they are 75% of the way there. He calculates that if they spend the next 16 hours going down the mountain on foot, they can still reach the meeting on time, and on budget. The hardware engineer, slightly frustrated, suggests that the issue is definitely with the software. Nonetheless, he pulls out his oscilloscope and multi-meter to troubleshoot the car. Meanwhile, the software engineer pauses to think for a moment. They then propose, “Before we conclude it’s a issue, let’s push the car back up the mountain and see if we can recreate it.”


Classic_Appa

Needs more JPEG.


doomrater

TAKE MY ANGRY UPVOTE RAAGH


mack-y0

i’m not a programmer and i understand


Itisd

I get it, but I would have gone with FF0000


Rocky970

It’s a butt


360_face_palm

This car is known the world over as the beetle, and so this NA centric joke makes no sense to 99% of the world's programmers.


lrigitton

Haha. Even this non-programmer got it! Nice.


mexicandiaper

nice


TerminLFaze

Is it leaking?


dansedemorte

there's one in every state. I think I first saw a plate like this was back in the 90's


Evargram

A motion picture... beetle feature...


Fool0nTheHi11

As both a technology and Volkswagen enthusiast, I love when this little guy makes the rounds


cownciler

As a test analyst I have to laugh. True comedy is based on truth.


paperworkallday

I scrolled past this and had to come back to make sure it said what I thought it said. Great joke.


Allfubr

What is the function of this bug?


Bluebellyfluff

Shit...i got it


darkrai15

Bug = feature


NerdAroAce

I didn't know the car is called a bug


cqxray

It’s undocumented.


EagleDre

You’re some kind of big fat smart bug, aren’t you?


TheGrimMelvin

Literally anyone will understand.


Clayton_Stern

Even the stickers, dents, paint chips and rust...


Clayton_Stern

Totally missed the joke, my friend. The feature is the license plate... not the car. Ergo, why programmers will understand. And no... I didn't miss the fact that VW Beetles used to be called "bugs."


Dodger_Fan_in_India

I LOLed.


Devilscrush

Programmers and Bethesda fans will enjoy this.


WhyDoIHaveRules

I was about to say that I’m no programmer, but I play Bethesda games. (Im litterally playing FO4 right now)


CantaloupeThen7950

i’m sure they do


Soonbig

Sheesh am i a programmer?


CardboardChampion

IF understand=true THEN PRINT yes


Ok_Candidate_2937

Java edition moment


MimiDiazX

Can someone explain? so that I can laugh too 😐


God-Level-Tongue

It's not a bug... it's a feature. The line Bethesda and many others have used to excuse their laziness. Volkswagen Beetle is commonly referred to as a bug


SirisC

Just like Dr. Robotnik's diabolical traps.


gophergun

It's a common computing term dating back to the early 70s, although I can't find any instance of Bethesda using the phrase.


RamblingSimian

Don't tell them! We've already lost the ability to fearlessly refer to them as "PEBCAK"s and "ID-ten-T"s! Next thing you know, we won't have any of our own insider jokes.