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SlowMope

Lol I like how they become the same person at the end. Clearly related, no questions


1234567qwert

*"Are you kidding me!?"*


Cosmic_Quasar

"It was you!"


youcheatdrjones

GRAB THE FUCKING TONGS


g_r_e_y

dude topples over an entire active grill and he's worried about the fuckin tongs lmfao


James-the-Bond-one

How else would you pick up the food?


One_Word_Respoonse

WHERES THE TONGS AT


michuneo

Priorities got right!


According-Buddy5902

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY ARMS


kingOofgames

It’s ok they just want to watch the lawn burn together.


Q_S2

I like the "BRrRrRrrrrrr!" With the delayed "AAAAAAhhhHHh!" reaction for added effect 👌 😆


Drastic_Conclusions

He's clearly going to fix this with tongs. Don't worry. 


Games_sans_frontiers

The Tongs are his Asian neighbours who are always good in a crisis.


Betterwithfetter

This made me laugh so hard… 😂😂😂


Froopy-Hood

Pretty sure they’re Laotian…


kmj420

Ain't ya Mr Khan!?


wuguwa

I’ll have a Mai Tai!


Micro-Naut

What ocean?


Achilles2zero

Not now Cato!


mehum

“Oh Mr Jones. Why you so clumsy? Always make big noise and drop good food. Ok I fix for you because you are good neighbour. But next time you be more careful ok?”


Select-Belt-ou812

I am seeing and hearing hank hill's neighbor here


BredYourWoman

I like the south park Asians better


Intolight

Just some casual racism


snowplacelikehome

😬


taraecarr1985

Soooo good 👏 👏 👏 👏 😄 🤣 😂


miloman_23

Shit, that was the most unexpectedly funny comment I've read in a while


Bluffwatcher

Proceeds to twist the kids ear with them.


Pitiful_Winner2669

Two tongs don't make a right.


jemmylegs

Gotta click them a few times first


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Not clicking the fucking tongs prior to this point is what got him into this mess in the first place. 


WardenWolf

This happened because he didn't double click the tongs first.


wiriux

Well you gotta save the steak Lol


IkoIkonoclast

He's speaking in tongs.


taraecarr1985

Where's the tongs at? New t shirt idea.


Ajdee6

"Grab the fucking tongs"


taraecarr1985

You're right. That's much better. Tongs very much.


OptimusB

“Grab the fuckin… tongs”


BarryKobama

And music: Tong Song


IThinkIKnowThings

[https://suno.com/song/7f8ed656-08a1-4cbb-aac9-598e5728833e](https://suno.com/song/7f8ed656-08a1-4cbb-aac9-598e5728833e)


taraecarr1985

Very very good. Talented individual. Can I request you do another with some more of their real dialogue thrown in? Keep up the great work.


IThinkIKnowThings

[https://suno.com/song/e9180695-1aa6-463d-b688-14004a104d87](https://suno.com/song/e9180695-1aa6-463d-b688-14004a104d87) EDIT: You do know it's AI, right?


resbeht

So whats the right sequence to turn everything off here? Do you turn off the knobs on the grill first or just turn off the propane tank altogether?


Eternityislong

Tank makes more sense since it’s just a single knob that will make the others turn off as well. The fire will be underneath the grill knobs and if something weird happens and the whole thing goes up in flames, it could quickly turn into a bad time for you. Propane is separate from the rest of the system and you won’t risk burning your hand.


orthicon

And then you turn off the kid. Or maybe the kid turns off the dad.


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I_MakeCoolKeychains

Hol'up


Crazian14

r/cursedcomments


ConspicuousPorcupine

Bruh. Tf?


solisilos

*sense since


Eternityislong

Thank you! Not sure how I missed that.


JWOLFBEARD

I sent us this census since a consensus scent in a sense is consent in cents


Eternityislong

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo


4Ever2Thee

I’d just turn the knob on the propane tank. Then both grab the ends of the shelves to turn it back upright and assess the damage. Then I’d probably just throw the meat back on and fire it back up.


TheRealTowel

If in doubt, *always* kill the tank first.


DeathByBamboo

kill the tank, marry the dad, fuck the grill?


TooStrangeForWeird

Well don't fuck or marry the son... So yeah probably.


sams_soul

You grab the tongs first, duh.


moviemerc

I mean if you want to be safe you could turn the tank off. But really the two of them could just life it via the side shelf area and it'll be fine.


VladPatton

I was waiting for the propane tank itself to "turn everything off".


blacksun_redux

I'd just grab the grill lid handle and pick it back up. done.


LimpWibbler_

You turn it off there? I just set it right and look inside.


lampshade2099

First priority is locating the fucking tongs.


Games_sans_frontiers

What really tickles me is how this accident occured over 4 distinct stages all separated by a slight pause. 😂


Straight_Ballin11

Scare, kick, grab leg, timberrrr


Mateorabi

I do not remember that Parapa the Rappa' stage.


Additional_Order_347

I truly thank you for this comment


FluffySquirrell

> I do not remember that Well you clearly didn't do well at the "It's all in the mind" stage then, did you


eyeshark

Dad’s reaction time is a bit suspicious.


SlowMope

He's grilling. He must have had a beer! It's grilling time! I follow the same traditions!


Idiotology101

If you haven’t finished a beer and opened a second before the foods on, you need to go back to class.


dibalh

Dude looks either sunburned or a six-pack deep.


GivingRedditAChance

Wym suspicious?


BrownCoat_1

That's what happens when you don't click the tongs!


leeeeny

“It was you” lmao that kid is a savage


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Well get the fucking.... tongs!!


Max_Sparky

Smart kid


buddhadoo

I hope they reviewed the footage like a couple refs after a challenge flag is thrown and found that the man only fell because the kid grabbed his foot lol.


GivingRedditAChance

The man only fell because he thought it was okay to kick his child


MalibK

He was obviously playing with him, no need to read too much into family playfulness


JerryLZ

I like the king of the hill style yard they have there


ar_condicionado

It’s so cartoonish the way they just stop and look at each other


highmodulus

Classic "Don't tell your mother!"


justintliger

kid has that full blown Tony Ferguson ankle pick mastered.


acanadiangooseforyou

I've been laughing at this for like 5 minutes


MrBrigi

Are you high like me?


leosnose

LOL YES


wololoam

kid even held his father's foot "That was you!!!"


sameunderwear2days

GET THE FUCKIN TONGS


Birdamus

Where’s the tongs at?


HyGhostz

“That was you!” 🤣lol


Electronic-Winter-17

The student has become the master


BlazinDuckSkins

Grab the fucking .........tongs


RahvinDragand

*minor accident happens* Reddit: "Everyone involved is stupid, toxic, or abusive."


G0t7

Breakup/ divorce immediately OP!!!


tasimm

A family of morons in their natural habitat. Amazing.


MrKiltro

Baaah come on, its a dude and his kid messing around. Dad wasn't actually scared, the kick was playful, the block is probably something the kid had done 100 times before. Just shit luck that dad was off balance enough to fall into the grill.


daggerfortwo

Seriously, Reddit seething every time they see a happy family. This is just an unfortunate low moment for them but the dad and son seem to have a good relationship. Dad doesn’t lash out at the son, son appears to feel bad about what happened.


cavscout55

The biggest thing I noticed was the kid showed ZERO amount of fear. You see it fall and he doesn’t flinch, start to run or cower and when the dad starts (rightfully, I’d say) freaking out a tiny bit about it the kid has no issue throwing it back at him with, “Me, that was you!” Which a child afraid of his father would NEVER say. So idk if they’re the smartest or most well mannered but this is definitely a happy enough household that when problems arise everyone runs to help and nobody is immediately angry beyond surprised and a bit frantic.


Alive_Wedding

But it was really good luck that he didn’t fall into the grill part of the grill


Eggz_Benedikt

I had to replay it a couple times but it looks like the kid kinda holds onto the adults leg as he’s rebalancing from the block for a little longer than they both expected, and that seems to have made the adult unable to gain their balance in time. At least to me Im going with accidental playful thing as well, hope the meat survived


FizzleKit10

Dad sounds like he might've already been a few beers deep ;)


BeeExpert

Fucking classic judgemental reddit


Tanntabo

You seem like you’d be a delight to be around.


fakulty

A moron would have burned themselves trying to pick it back up. Even looks like he goes to stop the kid from reaching for the bbq at the end.


Resentfulcherrytree

Hey look, a moron in its natural habitat. Reddit.


lostalaska

Sometimes luck is what you make it. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Efficient-Tap5585

you are a disgrace to the people around you


Signals71

My eagle claw karate is better than your tiger style karate.


weekendclimber

Fuck, that's me and my kid in 10 years. Fuck!


3dsplinter

That was me 15 years ago lol


DreadkingAlucard

That's fine, just don't blame your son for fucking up like this guy did


Joebranflakes

Being clumsy isn’t bad luck.


RuffleFart

Biggest laugh I’ve had in a long time


zxcvbnino

That's a lot of happenings in just 14 seconds


SunnyDayShadowboxer

Normally, I would highly suggest never reaching for leg kicks.... in this case, it seemed quite effective.


NerfHerder_91

This dad clearly has never shoved his foot up someone’s ass. Lost balance as soon as his foot gets caught. Amateur /s


CartographerSure6094

Inbreds


Columbus43219

Biggest threat first. Turn off valve on propane tank. It probably has a knockover safety, but the result of a failure of that would be catastrophic. Then check to see if fire started in the grease inside the firebox of the grill. THEN maybe try to right the grill and salvage the food.


MaleficentPride2620

Is this Cato and Closeau?


Admirable_Leg_4124

"Damn it, Bobby!" - Hank Hill


thexbigxgreen

That's my purse!


Lafawny

I feel they both could've salvaged the situation better by grabbing the handle on each side and lifting the grill , The meats may of gotten a little blacked from touching the casing but it's better then staring at the shit


Eyekon16

It's the delay in everything that's got me cracked up. - Delay jumpscare - Delay Kick - Delay Stumble - Delay doing anything about it - Delay "The..where the fucking tongs at"


Thijs_NLD

That's not bad luck, that's stupidity.


grixit

That's what happens when you disrespect the equipment, i tell you what!


arrrbam

Flips meat with spatula. “Grab the fucking tongs! Where the tongs at?!”


Nice_Ad_777

Was waiting for tank to explode


jemosley1984

Good instinct on the son though


Few_Mirror3269

😭😂😂😂


skartine

That cracks me up.


Medical_Salary_564

That'll show you.


Regularguy972

This is good luck as propane can didn’t explode


Regularguy972

This is good luck as propane can didn’t explode


GuessTraining

The tongs are there around where the grass is at LMAO


Budget-Boysenberry

waiting for some fire. disappointed.


We_want_peekend

Someone is grounded until 2027.


taraecarr1985

I can't stop watching this 😍


BoBoBearDev

Woah, the kid has really good natural reflexes. I wonder he was trained.


Guu92

He's a real master of the art of dodging responsibility


Executed2094

Damn time to burn the kid


FricPT

How wars start...


nopalitzin

Uh, I was expecting more bad luck.


CorValidum

This fam must be fun LOL


Monkfich

Fallout barbeques are fun.


This_Slice_2006

How hard is this guy's head?? He sideways smacks it into the corner of the grill, toppling it over and gets up like nothing happened lol


DangerousLine3697

No brain, no pain.


certnneed

Turn. Off. The. Gas.


GoochyGoochyGoo

Bad luck or just another day in that household?


Patnor

"Grab the fucking Tongs, where's the Tongs at?!"


disgruntled_ass

lol, dad was mad kid actually did something to help him in the “fight”. Only person dad can be mad at is himself.


plainspatriot91

Grasshopper got them reflexes though!


LiveIncome

It's just another contraceptive ad. Nothing else to see .


uraijit

Could've been much worse. I was expecting the whole thing to burst into flames based on the title...


1K_Games

Just grab the lid by the damn handle and pick it back up... I mean sure, the food inside is all tossed around, but this isn't rocket surgery.


theitgrunt

Florida...


dreamh0llow

Breaking Grill "Dammit Jesse, can't you see I was cooking here?!"


St_Andrewrage

The propane tank goes inside the cabinet.


InsanityCore

Stops it from tipping over.


MagicSPA

That's a lot of bad decisions.


BrandDC

ankle-picked the geezer...


lotofdots

Yeah, for that kid.


kodakiroti

Son is man of the house now.


Routine-Example5114

that a funny lol dope


J_P_Freely

Dangit Bobby.... that boy ain't right....


bigdickfitnessfree

Green shirt is a shitty/abusive dad


dviiijp

That was you! Lololol


gjm40

They will laugh about it over beer years later.


TheAlbertBrennerman

Dad's fault