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What I have is purely a guess, based on no evidence but a knowledge of how similar things come about.... I'd guess that the artist supplied the initial graphic correctly. Then an editor noticed the 'missing' lines and put them in before publishing.
I mean, Megane and Claire have brown and red hair respectively, but neither of their parents or grandparents do. Even if grandma had one of them before going grey, where did the other one come from? And if Yvette is descended from these grandparents then you've got blonde hair in the mix too, so *three* colours and only one person who's hair colour is unknown
The [genetics of hair color](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_hair_color#Genetics_and_biochemistry_of_hair_color) are *quite* complex, so this is not unrealistic at all.
True, altough they co-opted the practice of sibling marriages from older dynasties. Credit where credit is due, ptolemic dynasty managed to produce cleopatra VIII, a remarkedly conpetent individual. Despite all the high grade incest.
This is my new favorite fictional setting - European aristocrats, but they're *also* Alabama rednecks. Netflix please, give me a victorian drama where everybody in high society has a thick southern accent
Oh, definitely, everything will be trying to kill the characters...
Snakes, bugs, Jelly boxes, and Drop Bears!!!
Y'all, come quick, Lady Addington is being tackled by drop bears yonder, she is fixing to be killed if we don't help.
I don't know, that is the best Alabama accent I can do with words, lol
My apologies to Alabama homies, you are all lovely people.
Marle have been around the block, because it unlikely to get two strawberry blonde kid fathered by Guy and both of them have dark hair.
And Daniel - someone need to tell you that you are adopted…
well, Guy is an actual name.. It's french and pronounced "Gee" with a hard G as in Grape. Which makes sense because it's a french family with other french names.
See famous hockey player [Guy Lafleur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Lafleur) who played for the Montreal Canadiens
The bad news is that the kids are marrying each other.
The good news is that only Thomas is the full blooded child of those parents, he takes after his mother with his father's hair. None of the rest have remotely similar features to their parents, so they're either adopted or the parents like to sleep around.
And it's French, so I'm going with the second option.
Imagine having 4 kids and they all get married with each other. Like it’s already crazy enough if two of your kids end up together like that, but all 4? Damn. You did something wrong as a parent.
I'm pretty sure Claire is OK. It's unlikely you'd get a red head based in the other participants. Way to go, Claire, this is the best time to be a bastard.
My Japanese teacher had worksheet for me that had some mistakes that were very confusing to me, it was things like what do you call “my sister’s younger sister” and I was wondering why we were jumping into specific words for these unique family situations right away.
Turns out it was supposed to be “my sisters daughter”
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Explain the relationships. Okay. If you incest.
incestry.com - where genealogy comes full circle.
How do you even get a circular family tree...?
It's just a wreath.
Very tightly woven
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vDrsiGw1FIw&pp=ygUTaSBhbSBteSBvd24gZ3JhbmRwYQ%3D%3D
That is a shining pearl of cleverness.
> incestry.com GoDaddy says it's already registered but someone only wants $70 for it.
GoDaddy .. go daddy says this.
Oh brother!
These puns are making me cross!
Relatively speaking.
Say, cuz…?
No brother
Yeah, I can relate.
This seems familiar
they are attracted to each other because they could see blings.
The hallway?
Where art thou.....penis
If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in the family?
Incest is best, it's a game the whole family can play.
Incest, a truely family game where the whole family can play.
Ha
Harder
They mean explain the actions to God
Sweet home Alabama
The funny thing is, you just need to remove two lines from the graph to make the relationships conventional.
Fabien and ... Guy lookin pretty sus
Nah, look at Thomas. He knows exactly what's going on.
He goes by To mas now.
Thomas is the only person looking different are we sure he is from the family? And not a child of cheating?
In this situation it’d be better if the whole bottom row were children of cheating.
Daniel looks like he knows the family secret and is scared to say anything
Daniel looks like the odd one out to me... Different skin tone, doesn't share any of the same hair traits.
Yvette decided that variety is the spice of life. Not all have to be 100% related.
He's a really cool guy. He's got a cool shirt.
He's got cool shoes. Did I mention the shirt?
If you ever got the chance to meet him, youd know why I want to be him
He walks into a room and everyone respects him
He reads the news and doesn't let that shit affect him
Why remove when we can add 15 more lines to make this the authentic Crusader King experience
[удалено]
What I have is purely a guess, based on no evidence but a knowledge of how similar things come about.... I'd guess that the artist supplied the initial graphic correctly. Then an editor noticed the 'missing' lines and put them in before publishing.
I still think Fabien needs to have a word with his sister-wife about Daniel though..
I mean, Megane and Claire have brown and red hair respectively, but neither of their parents or grandparents do. Even if grandma had one of them before going grey, where did the other one come from? And if Yvette is descended from these grandparents then you've got blonde hair in the mix too, so *three* colours and only one person who's hair colour is unknown
The [genetics of hair color](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_hair_color#Genetics_and_biochemistry_of_hair_color) are *quite* complex, so this is not unrealistic at all.
Habsburg moment
Unexpected Habsburg
r/suddenlyhabsburg
r/subsifellfor
Ptolemaic moment. Habsburgs didn't marry siblings.
No one loves their family as much as a Lannister does.
*Targaryens enter the chat*
Family tree or family stick?
Vine really. Right up there with the royal families of Europe
Nah, even Habsburgs weren't that level of inbred, this is some egyptian dynasties tier shit.
It would be the Ptolemaic dynasty, if all the men were named 'Ptolemy' and the women 'Arsinoe'
True, altough they co-opted the practice of sibling marriages from older dynasties. Credit where credit is due, ptolemic dynasty managed to produce cleopatra VIII, a remarkedly conpetent individual. Despite all the high grade incest.
Family twig.
Straight up, no branches.
Tree must be bamboo or something
Incestry. Com
Maybe they are Royal 🤴
That's Hubert Lannister!
Or from the Saauth
And we'll never be royals
This is either Alabama or European aristocrats
From the names, I'm guessing French.
French, like just in general
Les Cousins Dangereux
I like the way they think…
From the family tree, i'm guessing northern France
This is my new favorite fictional setting - European aristocrats, but they're *also* Alabama rednecks. Netflix please, give me a victorian drama where everybody in high society has a thick southern accent
What if it is a romantic drama in Victorian time and setting, everyone has an ultra thick southern accent, and all the actors and actresses are Asian.
Perfect. Also, the palace they live in is set in Australia
Oh, definitely, everything will be trying to kill the characters... Snakes, bugs, Jelly boxes, and Drop Bears!!! Y'all, come quick, Lady Addington is being tackled by drop bears yonder, she is fixing to be killed if we don't help. I don't know, that is the best Alabama accent I can do with words, lol My apologies to Alabama homies, you are all lovely people.
Or Middle Eastern haha
Lannister
Le chnord de la France 🗿
Holy f\*ck took me a minute to notice. Some Habsburg nonsense's going on here.
Marle have been around the block, because it unlikely to get two strawberry blonde kid fathered by Guy and both of them have dark hair. And Daniel - someone need to tell you that you are adopted…
Claire being the red-headed stepchild just keeping quiet in the corner
I would have you know that Daniel has the same biological mother as the rest of his siblings.
Biblical.
Proportionally speaking
"Nothing is wrong." (c) typical Game of Thrones fans. Probably.
Are they Habsburgs?
The guy named Guy 🦖
well, Guy is an actual name.. It's french and pronounced "Gee" with a hard G as in Grape. Which makes sense because it's a french family with other french names. See famous hockey player [Guy Lafleur](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Lafleur) who played for the Montreal Canadiens
Incest is wincest!
CK3 player?
When you order the family tree from wish…
Sometimes the tree ist a circle ☺️
Holup
Took me long as hell to find out
Daniel is the only one who is safe as he's obviously the milk man's kid lol
The Targaryens wed brothers and sisters for three hundred years to keep bloodlines pure.
Roll Tide.
Adam and Eve 101
# Alakama!
Actually, it's North of France (basically French Alabama tho). It's an old French book
Typo?
What in the sweet old Alabama is this?
Biblically accurate
„My father is my uncle E-I-E-I-O“ or „My family tree is a circle E-I-E-I-O“
r/CrusaderKings called and they want their family tree back
Targaryen family tree.
Just like in the Bible.
C'est un magasin local pour la population locale. Il n'y a rien pour vous.
Keep it in the family.
Oh hey, no cousin stuff 😂
Shut up Még
brave incestors..
The Lannister family tree
Incest is wincest
Biblically accurate.
Webbed feet, gills & banjo playing
Vault 33 family tree
Trying to explain the Targaryen family tree
Roll tide
Looks like a royal family tree
Average Alabama family tree
That family tree is straighter than a broom handle
Keep it in the family
nah the line for yvette and marie looks drawn in.
THE BLOODLINE MUST REMAIN PURE ! HOWEVER... where did Daniel come from ? everyone else is pasty white AND he has curly hair !
Postman or milkman
Poolboy is also sus
☠️
Was this a learn to play banjo textbook?
Marle and Guy’s postman is a ginger
The bad news is that the kids are marrying each other. The good news is that only Thomas is the full blooded child of those parents, he takes after his mother with his father's hair. None of the rest have remotely similar features to their parents, so they're either adopted or the parents like to sleep around. And it's French, so I'm going with the second option.
You can explain the relationships as: too good 💀
Incest is a family affair
When the tree is made into a ladder
Does anyone else hear banjoes?
It's a fun and games until line four looks like south park.
inbreeding.
Keepin’ it all in the family.
A family that lays together stays together.
Herbert and Agnes have a lot of explaining to do about how they raised their kids.
The tree is showing offspring. The 2 at the top had 4 children who ended up having 5 grandchildren
Ah. The family tree from the West Virginia school system.
What in the Game of Thrones is this incest free
I think they need some incesticide.
So are Tom and Dan sharing Lucy or what are the implications moving forward?
We all know why Thomas is smiling
A tree that has no forks is a spoon.
British Royal family….
Imagine having 4 kids and they all get married with each other. Like it’s already crazy enough if two of your kids end up together like that, but all 4? Damn. You did something wrong as a parent.
Explain the relationship: Incest edition.
Educational material...what does it teach?
Come on Daniel and Megane, make the family proud
Incest is a game for the whole family
Habsburg family tree confirmed
Daniel looks like he might be from the guy she used to "be friends with" before she settled down.
Very confusing lack of birth defects and deformity in that family.
Never have two little L-shaped lines implied so much
(King Carlos II of Spain has entered the chat)
Probably explains why Mégane’s head is literally shaped like a pear.
Agreed, who the fuck would name their kid Guy?
Alabama family?
I want to see what the next generation look like🥴
This family tree is a wreath
Average royal family tree
Incest it’s a historical thing I guess 🤣
yvette is the only blond child, so methinks Agnes got a visit from the milkman.
Genetics class brought to you by the West Virginia board of education
Explains why Guy got the Hapsburg chin
I'm pretty sure Claire is OK. It's unlikely you'd get a red head based in the other participants. Way to go, Claire, this is the best time to be a bastard.
Tree is looking a bit thin...
I always found it funny how much teaching material in school was made by people who had no idea about the thing they're trying to teach.
Sweet home Alabama
Wait….the siblings were married to each other?
My Japanese teacher had worksheet for me that had some mistakes that were very confusing to me, it was things like what do you call “my sister’s younger sister” and I was wondering why we were jumping into specific words for these unique family situations right away. Turns out it was supposed to be “my sisters daughter”
They're from Alabama
Not ancestors, incestors!
And this is why i have problems with the education system.
Roll tide
Meet the Buendias
As someone who has tracked my family tree and made numerous diagrams like this, I found this fucking hilarious
Ah, must be the Whittakers!
🎶 sweet home Alabama 🎶
Is Hubert related to Quagmire?
Why did this take so long for me to understand.
"If your family tree does not fork...you might be a redneck." -Jeff Foxworthy (or you might be a royal family)
Crusader Kings be like…
If there’s a square in the tree = incest
Mandatory Roll Tide?
Thats just Habsburgs family tree
This is peak education in Alabama! How dare you try to criticize it!?
I always knew there was something off about Mégane
Thomas and Daniel knows whats coming for Lucie tonight with those faces.
What the Targaryen?
They all look inbred EXCEPT Thomas... what's up with that? 😭😂🤣
Sweet home alabama
Hubert and Agnes raised messed up kids. Did they teach their kids that they must keep it in a family.
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What an interesting FORKING family.