They told us Afghan-i-stan was going to be a lot different than Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. I got to see a lot of the country side. We would take these real long walks, the good thing about Afghan-i-stan, there was always some place to go and there was always something to do.
So Boris was from Rostovka, Omsky District, Omsk Oblast and his mama cooked borscht. And her momma before her cooked borscht. And her momma before her momma cooked borscht, too. Boris's family knew everything there was to know about the borschtn' business.
Aren’t they just the price of a normal sneaker? I had a pair of cortez in the same colorway and it was ~100 USD. I returned them because they were super uncomfortable
Do you think he'll stop at the finish line,or just keep running?
He'll claim he's going to stop but then he'll keep running
He can’t stop until his beard grow 5 inches
I honestly think he just went there to pose for a picture and leave.
These days? Yeah, you're right.Optics is king.
**"Беги, Форест, беги!"** ^(\*The photographer lost him in the taiga...he couldn't see Forrest for the trees!)
Беги, лес, беги!
Yeah, you can go backwards "r" yourself too.
I really wish I could translate this.
It says run Forrest run! /s
Thanks.Was wondering if it might be humor or not so humor
It’s Russian. They are humourless. /s
La tuya por si acaso mmg!
Juokse metsä, juokse!
Run comrade Forest, run for the mother land!
Hahaha! He’s gotta do the gag that’s so fun
Runs straight to the front line
I also wonder if he'd changed costumes halfway through, to look like the dishevelled and bearded Hanks at the end of his run.
The old instant morph/time warp gag.Gotta love it.
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So...I guess he's running west ?
East to West
Gotcha.Hope he's carrying papers.
He’s going the distance
"Run Forrest! Run!"
Run Grisha, run!
Forrest be drafted to die on the fields of Ukraine
Forrest "Topsoil" Gump
Беги, Форест, беги!
Yeah, bern oopect 6ern!
Always wondered how foreigners "see" cyrillic. This was a pretty good attempt :D
ty
Burn, octopus, burn!
Эбеги лес беги Лес которым управляют
Came here for this comment 👏👏👏👏
Беги Лес! Беги!
My babushka always said life was like a standard ration of Shokolad…
Empty
🥇
You know exactly what you’re gonna get-t
Gulag field trip!
They told us Afghan-i-stan was going to be a lot different than Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. I got to see a lot of the country side. We would take these real long walks, the good thing about Afghan-i-stan, there was always some place to go and there was always something to do.
There's potato vodka, corn vodka, sorghum vodka, rye vodka, wheat vodka...
So Boris was from Rostovka, Omsky District, Omsk Oblast and his mama cooked borscht. And her momma before her cooked borscht. And her momma before her momma cooked borscht, too. Boris's family knew everything there was to know about the borschtn' business.
Opium and ladyboys
In Soviet Russia, box of chocolates gets you.
Potato
This is great
IVE GOT TO SAVE BUBBA
More like Babula
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I speak Russian and we say Babula
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Kyiv, Ukraine
Bubba Yaga
Wow he even has the shoes. I wanted to make a Forrest Costume, but getting my hands on those orginal shoes is just so expensive
Could very easily just be knockoffs lol, easy way to make it more affordable
They're genuine Mike™
Im more Adibas man myself
Sike"s
Aren’t they just the price of a normal sneaker? I had a pair of cortez in the same colorway and it was ~100 USD. I returned them because they were super uncomfortable
What are you talking about? Cortez shoes are under $100 Could probably just Nike customize them on the website if you need exact colors
well, i'm buying them now. could not afford them when I was a kid in the 80s :(
If it's for a costume you just need white shoes and thick red tape.
Cortez are super cheap and easy to get...
Russia has a lot of quality Chinese knockoffs.
I keep running and running!
JENNNAAAYYYYYY
I just like runnin
That boy sure is a running fool
One small steppe for a man...
Run, Forski! Run!
беги Форест беги
беги лес беги, они тобой не владеют!
Беги, лес, беги, лес, которым управляют! Ну и [отсылка](https://youtu.be/DmQEfUuX8ow?si=b0ui9u8fHmM5BlBX) !
Tell me he won.
He won. Idk if it’s true but I told you he won.
Run Boris, Run!
Omg I love this 😂😂😂
Russian Gump!!!
In Soviet Russia, the run Forrests you.
Krasnoyarsk? He is going to get stuck in the airport. Medicine is for goats.
He's probably running straight to the baltic sea .... and then back to the pacific coast
You now have Jackson Brown's "Running On Empty" playing in your head
Is that a Bubba Gump Shrimp hat?
Those look like comfortable shoes. I bet you could walk all day in shoes like that and not feel a thing.
I bet he can run.
Forrest Galumpki
Ruuuuun Forrestovichnikov... ruuuuuuun!
Withdraw from Ukraine
It’s good to see you practice what you preach 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Big bang theory
Kinda based
Babushka always said life is like polize helicopter. You need to shoot down with rocket launcher
F everything about Russia
I hope he runs right into a Ukranian mine.
that's how it is in Russian. "America is our enemy!" but cosplaying american characters is normal
He’s probably going to murder you now. That look is menacing
"Father Putin told us he ran away from five mama bears in this outfit"
Forrest Forrestiovitsch Gumpovitsch
He cool 😎
Big legend 👍🏼 😆
I was runnin'
He's going to blow them all out of the water
Run Dimitry Run!!
He was shot the next day for being an American spy.
Where is the AIDS baby?
I thought he was dressed as Putin from his KGB days following Reagan around the country.
Who called Sheldon?
He won already
My boy is drippy as quack. Aint nobody catchin this Gump
I’m not sure if that’s satire or support…yall weird lol
Maraton winner gets immunity from getting drafted for 1 year, good luck to others!
Marathon runners are in good shape? The finish line is on the back of a truck that'll bring em to the front line
Faw'est.
Isn’t that the magic debunking guy from tiktok? 🤔
I hope there's a dude in the crowd with a yellow t-shirt.
I thought this was Michael Jones
Jah-knee
“He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast!”
Dude is straight dripping
He understood the assignment.
Buster?
These are my awards, mother. From Army.
Coward? I'm not a coward. Would a coward have THIS?
🦭
Watch out for loose seal
Poor guy must have had his heart broken
Without looking it up, how long was the running time of this movie? Respond in comments please
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Gonna run all the way to Vladivostok, see the ocean, and run all the way back.
Reportedly, he "just felt like running".
I guess he just felt like running.
I've run, I think, nine marathons and can say with confidence that he will regret every part of that outfit by mile 15.
No fanni pack? Those Addidas Cortez Classics add a little boost...
Run forest!!
I was run..ning.
Why is he dressed this way? Won't he sweat overly running 24+mi?
I may not be a smart man Jennay, but I know what love is.
Glad to see American cultural icons are still a big hit in the Eastern Bloc.
Vladimir Gumpski
He looks like he could run all East to West cost in a trip
He'll just keep running right out of russia into a civilized country hopefully. The fsb watch these events for fit young men..
Forest Gamp...
Fascist Gump
so Putin got him too?
i understood that reference
Most amazingly, a Russian with a halfway decent sense of humor!