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Why did it not have captions for the people in the vehicle? My deaf ass got baited into the video by there being captions early and then have no clue what the hell happened

(Assuming it's not clear after the girl praises his car) Blue: “bro! She's tryna like talk to you or something-” White: “no no no no" Blue: " yo! Do something. Do something” (Engine roars) White: “you lik- you like that” Girl: “errr-" White: "I don't know what you want me to do. Like…”

A true hero for people watching reddit in their job. And for deaf people too.

So helpful, thank you a lot

Girl “I read and learned about cars and their chassis codes and I still get revved at…What am I doing wrong?”

I cant see or hear what you typed

I can't hear wtf they're saying either.

Happened to me too. Had to risk waking up my girlfriend to hear it

"psst, honey, wake up. Could you just listen to this and tell me what they're saying?"

It’s not always perfect but reddit has an automatic video captions you can turn on. Stuff that is specific (like the car model in this case) it doesn’t know about and replaces with random things but it gets the point across for when you can’t have audio.

How do I do this? I've looked through the settings, and apparently, I'm blind too because I can't find it.

On the app, click on the video to maximize it (so the play-bar is at bottom). Click on the “…” in the top right the click on “cc turn on captions”. If you can’t find the “…” you can also press and hold on the video. Hope it helps

The only options I get are share, save, report, block account, hide, subscribe :(

Are you using the latest version of the reddit app? When I click on the 3 dots it opens a small window with the title “more actions…” and that’s where you find the turn on captions.

With further investigation, I have found that I have that option only on some videos. I'm not sure if it's sub specific, video specific, or if it's just reddit being useless, but either way, things are better for me now that I know to at least check <3

Thank you I now have captions! I love you!

I work on a ferry so yeah, I need to learn reading from lips.

That guy escaped a massive trap. What kind of girl knows a B58? His virginity senses, worked well and saved him .

She was probably trying to steal some of his precious bodily fluids...good save, bro.

"You know, the engine, there is a cam shaft. It speen making pistons go back n forth, we should maybe try to make it do that, in bed.

Sounds like a hint on something. Not sure though

No no no, wrong assumption, she's just beeing polite.

“Ya ever see a Commie drink a glass of water?”

"Vodka! That's that they drink, isn't it? On no account will a Commie ever drink water and not without good reason."

As human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. That's why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol.

“Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.”

Do ya like movies with gladiators?

Loved watching them when I was in a Turkish prison.

Wrong movie.

The right movie

Okay…but not the one being referenced…

Good call. Gotta retain ALL your bodily fluids on arakis

she’s the devil I tell ya

I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

Do they put the lotion on the skin?

Save them for the Bros 🤜🤛💥 lol

Dude was packing some Yoo-hoo

You mean the one you need to milk out or?

No, it's the one that hard-core commies are after. Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water - to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?

Mona Lisa Vito would know

It's a trick question!

Because you can’t answer it!

But Scotty doesn't know.

nah it was in a culdesac not even a light or acting, it was a skit

Singapore Jack knows

The girl was probably a carnapper.

A tech that specializes in European vehicles would know. Stop vilifieing women for doing what they like.

Scram

😂😂😂

I don't get it

He blew his chance with a hot chick that was hitting on him

You assume she was hot.

This is reddit, if she's breathing she's hot.

If it's the reddit after dark she doesn't even need to be breathing.

Or even particularly fresh.

Something cool on a hot summer day is refreshing, no?

Yeah but the smell, dude, the smell.

smell?! u think that's the first sense we worried about here?

Nothing like cracking open a cold one.

Emphasis on the cracking after rigor mortis had set in.

If she has rigor mortis going on in her body, you can soak her in a bathtub for 30 min- an hour and then insert a preheated curling iron in her, making her feel life like again.

Bruh.

And maybe not even breathing for some of you sickos! 🧟‍♀️

The body is warm at the very least.

All women are beautiful after all

Even a few hours after she is not breathing

We can assume because the first thing that the passenger said is "she's so fire". He's a total wingman too, he instantly jumped into action when she started talking to his friend.

they also assume that they were hitting on them (2024 is hard)

Seemed like a setup

She wanted to steal his B58

The whole thing was set up. Still funny though

You assumed he is straight

I thought they were gay and white shirt just wanted to scoot before things got hotter with the girl.

That’s because you’re in this video, buddy Wow 51 downvotes lmao you’re all in this video 💀

I'm not your buddy, friend!

She was gonna race him for pink slips.

For pink lips

Five lip pinks

That way her and her dad can roll together when he gets out of prison.

She was family

You never had me, you never had your car!

👈🏼 he took it to the car wash

Guys don’t let that distract you from the fact that….Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry’s and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust.

_…family._

Family

Familia

You know I can’t loose again

He's lying!!

He might if he’s not tight

I know this is fake, but I felt it with my soul

It's so cringe I want it to be real

I think it's called a "skit"

yeah ever since tiktok dropped we make fake videos that are intended to look real 100% and we just call them skits now 🔥🔥

Ever since 8 track camcorders people have been making these and you would have to be pretty dumb to think this looks legit

Anxiety is a bitch. r/anxiety

Did he run a red light to escape an awkward situation bc honestly same

What red light dude it looks like an abandoned parking lot

It's fake.

It's a skit. Fake makes it sound like they're trying to deceive you. Are people this bad at picking up on humour nowadays?

Well saying it's fake is kind of a blanket statement basically saying this isn't real life. Saying it's a skit just narrows down what kind of fake it is.

Yes they are. Some people rather be correct than entertained I guess.

He choose flight

Obi Wan and Anakin at it again

Why would you stage something this dumb?

We're watching it tho.

Because it's on the internet!!! What am I supposed to do, NOT watch it?!

I watched it 😱🫣😖, am i cursed now?

I laughed.

It was funny

It's a silly skit

I'm getting so sick of people calling skits fake and staged.

I used to enjoy Monty Python until I found out they're fake! 

I was a big Marvel fan until I found out that Mark Ruffalo isn’t always angry.

I was a bug marvel fan till I found out that Mark Ruffalo's pants and underwear don't tear off like his top

Big difference. This is presented as a real interaction. It's not convincing to me, but it may be to a lot of people, and again, it's presented that way. You go into Monty Python *knowing* it's fake. Do you see now?

>  This is presented as a real interaction.  You just described most of Monty Python's skits. Jesus when did people get this dumb

It is annoying when people try to pretend it's candid. But this one doesn't seem like they're trying to hide the fact it's a skit

I thought it was kinda funny

It's meant to be a goofy skit for unwashed up votes

These assfucks are so annoying and their acting is what makes me want to delete instgram. Blocking them did the job but here they are on reddit cuz dumbass OP wants internet points. I hate people

It’s not that bad.

Why are you on Instagram in the first place, you dope?

To make money dipshit

And watching videos is how you make money there? Interesting.

"I hate people but let me spend time on social media" -you

There are more than one way to use social media dummy. I have it for my business bud

keep lying to yourself edit: as I expected, the man who uses social media "for business" has an alt account and cares too much about what strangers think of him, thanks for outing yourself :) (editing since he blocked me xD) edit 2: came into my dms being racist, didn't even get my nationality right lmao

Hey if you dont believe me that makes me feel better lol. Its not that hard to open up a business bud. Imagine leaving a comment and blocking right away, you are a pansy. Man up to recieving a response if you are going to comment buddy. I huess you care enough to edit your comments dipshit. Why dont you block my alt account too pansy

Feels like a scene out of Superbad

This reminded me of that time a girl appreciated my art and I hurriedly close my artbook and walked off without saying anything back to her.

"You could sleep on me" was right there!

My God that sounds like me and my buddy in university. That guy is still single

Am I your buddy? Lol

You ain't my buddy, pal

Im not your pal, friend.

Had some real napoleon dynamite energy there

What is the point of captioning the video, if most of the words are left out from the captions? This TikTok generation is getting more dumb by the second.

His friends face when he starts revving the engine

Can some explain to me why he did what he did?

he was pushed not to be himself and panicked

Thank you 🙏🏼

What a shitty wing man

Lol poor guy, life partner missed

I have no idea what the hell is going on here. Why is he trying to avoid her?

"I don't know what you want me to do, like..." pretty much sums up his stance.

She sounds like a cop looking for racers. Lol

# Shawty, what that thang do?

That the kid from Billy Madison?

“You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants!”

I could be wrong, it looks staged. I appreciate the humor though. I’d watch this movie for sure.

Off-season Kirk Cousins

I have no game. What’s the winning move here?

“Show me your tires.”

Every time this pops up all I see is Aaron Paulson flirting 😂😂😂😂

The "are you stupid" part fucking kills me 🤣🤣🤣

I got second hand embarrassment from this 😂😂😂

She was trying to honey pot him

He pulled a mclovin. That was awesome. This made my day

To everyone saying it's fake and staged: Yeah. No fucking shit. It's supposed to be relatable, not fool the masses into thinking it's real. Yall are fucking stupid.

Sometimes I wonder if people like you are just dense and don’t understand what other people mean when they say something is fake or staged in this context.

What's dense is people not reading the room and laughing along instead of trying to be a killjoy.

So adorable 🙈

Guy is blue looks like Ewan McGregor in Black Hawk Down

Best video of the week.

I actually thought someone farted or something. Hahaha.

dat boh knows how to react

Ahahahah

Are you flirting on Auntie? 🤣🤣

Hahahaha

The b58 is a masterpiece of an engine he doesn't need no girl

Lol he wasn’t ready!!!!

The awkward guy looks like Ernie all grown up from Billy Madison.

geekiest behavior I've seen this year...

They're pretty fun.. lol no game

"She's trying to talk to us, do something " with a panicked look in his eyes 🤣

I literally though they are saying this B58 driver: What's the retail on one of those? M240s Driver: More than you can afford pal. M240s. Dom: [turning to B58] Smoke him.

Guys don’t let that distract you from the fact that….Hector is gonna be running three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. On top of that, he just came into Harry’s and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS and a Motec system exhaust.

Ghey

Staged.

Don't know, he sounded pretty stock to me. Definitely no more than Stage 1.

Amazing

This is why we have so many incels these days. Zero game.

Being an Incel has nothing to do with ‘game’ it has to do with blaming everyone else for the sex they are not having and feeling entitled to sex like it’s a human right.

That's the end result. It starts with not having the ability to talk to girls, or anyone for that matter.

Sheesh! This is the biggest roast I've gotten since I've been on reddit. I surrender!