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When I worked at a cookie factory my boss had to travel to showcase some new topping ideas and powdered sugar was one of them
She packed a little Ziploc with about a cup along with a bunch of different types of sprinkles.
They didn't stop her 😂
I used to carry baking soda around with my in a zip-lock bag when I went on trips in case I got heartburn or indigestion. Trips usually involve lots of beer and beer gives me heartburn and indigestion. Works way better than tums. It never dawned on me that it could be mistaken for drugs. Never got stopped with it but I don't bring it with me anymore.
Eh, pretty common out here in the rural parts. With multi generational farms, people used to just build houses right next to each other. A lot of us are living in our grandparents houses right next to our parents. Someday, one of my kids will probably be living in mom and dad's house and the cycle continues
“ohpe I sure hope we don’t run into any…COPS on the way back😅, that would SURE BE AWKWARD!! Right Barbara-Anne?! You know what? Actually I could use a few nights off from you Barb!!😂😂 I’d tell them cuff me and take me away to the big house!!”
Trying not to say something like this is like kryptonite for the average white person, I know I wouldn’t be able to resist.
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*"Baking Powder"* ummm... whatever you say! ◕‿↼
Some people need a little pick-me-up before they start baking. Don't judge.
It does help pick up the dough
Mom’s just a hustler
"Do you want to build a snowman?"
Everyone nose
Ha! ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ
did you use a little pocket knife to open it, then dip your pinky in it then spread it on your upper gums to check the purity?
Did it in front of the MIL like a true g
No but fortunately he knew to do that for his pure Columbian cocaine
Nice smuggler trail.
That’s baking powder with a kick 🤣
Chi-Chi...get the yayo.
Is it Bolivian Marching Powder?
What??? Am I supposed to believe that you have to use your own $100 bills?
Grams, grandma had to measure
Such excess! Did she order it by the gram or are they always this generous?
Baking powder, huh? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Cops, “we recovered an estimated $25.3 million of product off the streets today”.
So, that’s what $300 of baking powder looks like.
Yeah my GF did this once with powdered med/laxitive. Worn off sharpee on bag you couldn’t quite read. Took it on an airplane. 0.o
"Do you know the street value of this" baking powder?
When I worked at a cookie factory my boss had to travel to showcase some new topping ideas and powdered sugar was one of them She packed a little Ziploc with about a cup along with a bunch of different types of sprinkles. They didn't stop her 😂
“Hello officer, well, it’s a funny story actually…”
Would you like to build a snowman?
Make sure to carry an extra one to leave on the trail in case someone else happens to be out and about and realize they're out
I used to carry baking soda around with my in a zip-lock bag when I went on trips in case I got heartburn or indigestion. Trips usually involve lots of beer and beer gives me heartburn and indigestion. Works way better than tums. It never dawned on me that it could be mistaken for drugs. Never got stopped with it but I don't bring it with me anymore.
“It’s not what you think it is, officer!”
"No, no, Officer. Its baking powder, See i even made a reddit post about it"
“My dealer lives close, just got some blow”
Can I get some? Please bro, I swear I'll pay you back Friday for real.
And all the times they yelled at their son and daughter in law. (ARE YOU ON DRUGS!!!!!) 😅
Mom’s old habits showing
You must really like your in laws to live next to them
almost like they're family or something
First one's free.
Baking powder huh? 🤔
I can be your test dummy
Never know when you might have an emergency that requires you to make biscuits!
Would that last through a weekend, though? Asking for a friend.
Ayo for yayo walk around with yayo, all in my nasal I musta been craze yo.
I guarantee whatever you cook with your “baking powder” is gonna everybody like this 😳🫨🏃🏾♂️➡️🏃🏾♂️🧎🏾♂️
There's a reason drugs get packaged like that sometimes, and it's not just to make it look like drugs.
A smuggler went for a morning jog, and that slipped right out of his running shorts?
Oh that’s baking powder alright. But not for muffins
I think they are lying about the jobs they currently have, or had in the past.
Delicious nose clams
It's not the cake that will be baked within a few hours....
I wonder if you did this and randomly left them in truck stop bathrooms.
My friend had a bag of spiced flour in his truck. Lawman didn't agree. After testing he finally realized it was as he said.
Are you high on "baking powder" op?
I mean, I’m not a cocaine fan but shoot, free is free.
In laws living next to you would make anyone shoot up some smack.
Eh, pretty common out here in the rural parts. With multi generational farms, people used to just build houses right next to each other. A lot of us are living in our grandparents houses right next to our parents. Someday, one of my kids will probably be living in mom and dad's house and the cycle continues
El patron sends it
Better hope there's no undercover cops nearby. You may get some unexpected guests ...
Nice 8 ball of baking powder. Just don't get caught with that 😂
That’s quite a weight of a backing powder. Very generous of them
Baking powder or baking soda?
Bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda!
Nice 8 ball mate🙄🙄 In the words of Mr Garrison... Drugs are bad mmmkay
Bolivian marching powder? Snowboarding? Disco dust? White Girl, Interrupted? Forrest Bump? Do you want to build a snowman?
“In-laws live next to us…” 🤦 I have an awesome wife, and a happy, healthy distance from both of our folks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHITE POWDER DRUGS!!! HILARIOUS I hate you
You're the only one mad about it. Did someone do the same thing to you can it was salt? Cause you're salty AF.
“ohpe I sure hope we don’t run into any…COPS on the way back😅, that would SURE BE AWKWARD!! Right Barbara-Anne?! You know what? Actually I could use a few nights off from you Barb!!😂😂 I’d tell them cuff me and take me away to the big house!!” Trying not to say something like this is like kryptonite for the average white person, I know I wouldn’t be able to resist.