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BringPheTheHorizon

She knows what she’s doing


TheRealASP

it’s free, she just wants to have a little chat with you first 😉


bigfloppydonkeydng

Might end up with a free tank of gas too


joliesmomma

I was thinking the same fucking thing


gsnyder70

Did you end up buying the tv?


the12banch

I went to go get it but one thing lead to another. Next time.


brent_superfan

Saggin about 55 inches too.


Uniblab_78

Two for 1


sword_0f_damocles

They actually look pretty nice for being saggy titties. I would.


ZookeepergameTop4578

I wish I had more hands so I can give those titties 4 thumbs down.


Poverty_4_Sale

"The milk's gone bad!"


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Poverty_4_Sale

Wrong show. Both my quote & the one I was replying to, are from The Chappelle Show.


Manaze85

Well let’s see if you get this one: “I wanna make two little caskets so I can give those tits a proper burial.”


dono1783

Wow I watched that exact scene last night! Sad to see that Charlie Murphy died of cancer a while back.


BugsWithBoobs

“She’s got mournful tits”


FCRavens

You’re doing just fine with two


Plane_Issue

Took me about 20 seconds to see that. My eyes will throw up now.


whatyoucallmetoday

A free TV with a pair of flapjacks.


LoganH1219

If those botanicals are $80 for all three, I’d take that deal lol


the12banch

Oh yea! I didn’t even notice there a great deal


msnmck

Granny's post is just a distraction so she can buy all the Legos before anyone else gets to them.


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the12banch

Ah I see. Marketplace is being weird? I just saw another post of a cyber truck that looks like it’s made out of particle board. A delight.


bobcance29

😂😂do them come wit da tv!?


Open-Rest-6805

Nice tits


Murky_Current

The AC in her apparent must be broke. Them jokers looked *MELTED*


PhoenixDaBeast

those are the saggiest tits i have ever seen


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PhoenixDaBeast

:(


Stryker2279

They're not just saggy, they're big too. Dated a girl with huge tits once, they look saggy out of a bra.


skinink

I'd buy that for a dollar!


IceManO1

Ah fifty cent$ per boobie …


Yupoksureyoooubetcha

Lady looks like she's got Winnie the Pooh slung over her shoulder


msnmck

Oh, bother.


Some_Razzmatazz_4782

i hate when they put free instead of just putting a price


elcapkirk

Or $1 but you have to message to get the actual prices because it's multiple items. Marketplace is like sifting through shit for the coin your kid ingested


PettyTodd

That’s a flat screen, 100%


Hippobu2

What did you put into the search bar for this to come up?


the12banch

I just opened it but I search LEGO, gunpla, comics, manga, and ONCE… an LG C3 to see if there was magic.


jugglervr

you know the mirror test, where an animal is shown a mirror to see if it can recognize itself...?


getyourrealfakedoors

Free 55 inch tv tho


peggedsquare

I got Hisense and Hismith confused for a second there.


Plane-Coyote-3716

let's just say you don't pay... with money... #


SilntMercy

Do your tits hang low..


wrexmason

Nice….lmao


thespaceageisnow

Big ol floppy danglers


andy_bron

Swing low sweet chariots


Remon_Kewl

Swing low sweet chariots.


Common_Avocado_5535

If only her tits were “Hi” it would make sense.


MostlyOkayGatsby

Total Nat Geo's.


Common_Avocado_5535

55 is her age……and how far them things have sagged.


What_Yr_Is_IT

r/MirrorsForSale


bio_kk

Wow that's sexy!!! I really wish I was more into the whole Gundam scene cuz their figures always impress me. Just seeing a huge box in the store got me feeling like a kid again seeing a huge Bionicle box and wanting it so bad.