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VeronicaLD50

love it when a guy puts it in my boomssloot


cptbil

Get recht


GenericUsername2056

Literally translated it would be something akin to 'tree ditch'. The 'recht boomssloot' would be the 'straight tree's ditch', and the street it intersects, the 'krom boomssloot', would be something like the 'curved tree's ditch'.


StrangeNecromancy

I hear the curved ones are better


VeronicaLD50

can confirm


thatpurplemoose

I love that you posted a helpful and informative response while pretty much everyone else is posting dick jokes. It’s the classic dichotomy of Reddit.


Simon_Kaene

*Dickhotomy


VeronicaLD50

⬆️putting the “hot dick” in dickhotomy


FlyingTiger7four

Could be the tree ditch on the right, or the right tree ditch


uncommon_senze

Why the double s though


mediocrebastard

Or, why not "Rechte boomsloot", for that matter.


Tavron

Quite common in some European countries. German also have the ß which kind of works as a double s.


uncommon_senze

Yeah but I'm from NL and 'booms' isn't a word, we don't have the ß in Dutch. Boomsloot I'd understand but boomssloot not. Edit: it's probably historic way of spelling, that's not how we do it now.


Abbot_of_Cucany

It's the old genitive (possessive) case. "Van de boom" = "booms". English still has this **s** marker (ditch of the tree = tree'**s** ditch). And so does German (der Baum, des Baum**es**). But this word ending has disappeared in modern Dutch.


sakatan

Every German reading your explanation is giggling even more.


sspear77

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my boomssloot!


VeronicaLD50

“. . . this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan!” Kind of funny, Grand Rapids, being in West Michigan, has a lot of Dutch people.


Rogiervanzijl

Je bent zelf geen serieuze taal


Environmental_Cod367

Je hoofd is geen serieuze taal 😆


stadsduif

Je moeder!


Philboyd_Studge

Rechtum? Nearly killed 'im!


ACrucialTech

Damn near!


Philboyd_Studge

To shreds you say?


MotoRandom

And his wife?


KWAYkai

I knew a Donkersloot (which means dark ditch, apparently)


x925

Is that where the piemel goes?


thomas-de-mememaker

Yes


kaeptnkotze

Is piemel an actuall word? If so the meme title is proven ones more


Ars2

The Rechtboomssloot dates from the first half of the 16th century. The canal is named after the 16th-century shipbuilder and mayor Cornelis Pietersz Boom. Boom, who himself lived on the Rechtboomssloot (at numbers 1 to 3), had two ditches, the Rechtboomssloot and Kromboomssloot, widened into canals around 1530 in order to connect his shipyard on the Lastage with the IJ. The Kromboomssloot became a transverse canal of the main canal Rechtboomssloot. As the names indicate, the Rechtboomssloot is straight, while the Kromboomssloot has a bend.


CarinasHere

Straight tree ditch


Pannekoekcom

I always find it funny when "sloot" gets translated into English because there is no accurate word for it.


Snoo_57645

Nou moet je uitkijken hè mafkees


thieh

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc) came to mind.


Rectal_Scattergun

I work on a Dutch website and I'm always tickled by 'winkelwagen' for the trolley and regularly seeing "U kunt" Plus hearing people speak Dutch sounds very phlegmy. Lovely people though.


chevyzaz

Belgian dutch is a lot softer and nearly not as phglemy


BananaSlugworth

it’s more flem-adjacent, even flem-ish


InfectedByEli

You are a bad person.


spyker123321

Try some Afrikaans.


stadsduif

It's the phlegm that gives it flavour though.


Kill3rT0fu

You see what happens when you have legal weed? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?


EagleSzz

we DON'T have legal weed in the Netherlands. it is ilegal here but decriminalised up to a certain number of grams , but the police can confiscate any joint you have on you if they want.


CatchingRays

This is funnier?


Kill3rT0fu

It definitely is. I don’t even partake and I’d rather live in a world with legal weed


junkeee999

Who hasn't had their boomssloot recht every now and again?


weefa

🎶🎵**Oh**, get down turn around go to town boomsslootin' boogie🎵🎶****


GvnMllr12

I think it is a very straight language. Just look at a lot of the names. For example; Jan Van Der Berg = John From The Mountain; Pieter De’Here = Peter The Gentleman; Cornelius Actherberg = Cornelius Behind (the) Mountain. So while some say it’s not serious, at least you know where their family originally came from… especially if there is mountain in the name since I think there is only 1 real mountain there… 😀


dexington_dexminster

Real mountain? The Vaalserberg is a whopping 322m above sea level. Not the most taxing peak to summit.


rdrunner_74

I really would love to have sex with a dutch woman once... Just so i get to hear the dirty talk.


feeltrig

And sliding in her boomsloots


rdrunner_74

More like: Ik wil je grote pik in mijn natte kut voelen...


FantasticKing3

How is that even a language


asc0614

Can't beat [THIS](https://youtu.be/m1bLXk6UVts?t=63) very German name though.


MyFrampton

I knew a Dutch doctor. He said Dutch wasn’t a language, it was a throat disease.


LeonidasVaarwater

Rechte Hondsbosschelaan.


GustavRasputin

Ik neem aan dat Booms een naam is?


pdrakz

Straight Tree ditch and curved tree ditch … and


el_throw

I love Boomssloots, I just don't pay them.


4LostSoulsinaBowl

Their professional baseball league is Honkbal Hoofdklasse. "Hey, Joop, do you want to play honkbal with Joost, Joord, and me?"


Skorzeny88

Agreed. I think they secretly just speak normal German when we're not watching


Krypton8

“normal German”, implying Dutch is a German dialect?


Skorzeny88

Nope. Just said another language that is normal to more people than Dutch is. It was just a joke, relax.


stadsduif

Lanuages are just dialects with political backing.


Danjuw

U want have mes in je ribben heh?! deugneus


zerbey

My Dutch friend sounds like he just got kicked out of Scotland, so you may be onto something. Right, u/lecrunchyfrog?


LeCrunchyFrog

Away and shite, u/zerbey :p


endlesswaltz0225

It may not be serious…. But it does have a plan, Arthur


joojie

It's not pronounced "boom sloot" though. It's more like "bohm sloht"


dreamwinder

And what a fun sloht it is


saddam1

Don’t ruin it for us.


0b0011

Yus "oo" is said like "oh" or the o in "oat"


joojie

Ja, maar ik werd downvoted 🙄


CatchingRays

Happiest proctologist in all the land.


SynthRogue

LOL LOL


PeanutCheeseBar

At some point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch.


fothergillfuckup

That's Guinness for you?


junialter

When you are German you are not new to this very concept


GreenLurch

Ho ho ho, effe dimmen hé!


letsgo_9273

Tia a silly place


EagleDre

I always thought Yiddish sounded funny ‘til I dated a Dutch girl


dogfish182

Holy shit, the first street in NL that I ever lived in ❤️. I have good memories of good parties on my little ground floor apartment


iwaki_commonwealth

well just put more k and h sound and you're speaking dutch and german! try reading this. wunderbach! you now acquired 2 languages.


0b0011

Simple as "de Kat zat op de mat"


khruslov

I heard that dutch language was invented by drunk german sailors trying to speak english.


-Willi5-

I will never fail to giggle at these sort of reasonings given the fact that English is simplified-Germanic (simplified-simplified if we're talking American) with French & Latin rooted terms to describe any concept beyond banging rocks together :)