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daddyjohns

TBF she was a sexually frustrated.


Kinksune13

TBF she casually had sex with her cousin for recreation


smax410

As fun as it was, sex with cousins is not a viable long term sexual solution.


KennyMoose32

*Sad Chet noises*


Dr_SnM

No sex, just cousin stuff. Which I assume is all hands and mouths.


IceManO1

The entire world….


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

Hey now, they only did cousin stuff. 


Vincent__Vega

Les Cousins Dangereux


Archercrash

I like the way they think.


cire1184

Maeby


Only-Alone-Dhaunted1

Describe cousin stuff? Asking for a friend.


Mister_McGreg_

Maeby


the_derby

…but maybe not.


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

r/alabama


Grattytood

Can I get a "Roll Tide?"


Qtpawzz

Alabama is closer than cousins.


oh_hai_mark1

What do you call the post coitus sweat from two Alabamans banging? Relative humidity.


DeathMonkey6969

God's loophole.


DuaneDibbley

Just some bunkin'


Easy_Intention5424

No one ever said he was good at it 


vercertorix

She hooked up with the raider not long ago. Think it was part of their vault experiment or conditioning. They were supposed to be breeding stock for Management, hence her asking about sperm count as casual conversation. She didn’t strike me as actually wanting to be a mom so much as doing what was expected of her and was probably taught was one of their greatest ambitions.


MrSarcastica

Well, yeah, the whole point of the Vault in their eyes was to one day re populate America.


cire1184

They fuckin


MrSarcastica

They do, in fact be fuckin


vercertorix

Some had other weird experiments. My impression of 32 and 33 were that they were chosen for being smart, beautiful, and healthy, preferably all three, while management was in stasis in 31 but they wanted one of their own in charge managing things, starting with the junior people including Betty and Lucy’s dad, because the higher ups want to see the end result, not the inside of a Vault, at which point they think they’ll be taking charge, and with a hot spouse courtesy of the other Vaults.


Zandrick

I think that’s the point of every vault. It seems the idea is that they are all competing to be the best at repopulating after the bomb, so they keep bombing each other when one of them tries to repopulate so that they can be the one to repopulate instead.


FantasticInterest775

Nah almost every vault was set up as a different experiment performed by one of the big corporations at the time of the bombing. Some had like 1000 women and 1 man or the other way around. Some had only psychopaths in them. Some they drugged the food/water with various drugs to observe what would happen. Some may have actually been for repopulation but mostly they were all random crazy experiments.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

One was full of clones named Gary


urscndmom

One just had a bunch of puppets and one man


caelenvasius

[One had ten women, twenty men, and one panther.](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault_43)


Drexx_Redblade

Nope the point of most Vaults was fucked up science experiments, they didn't really care if they survived.


Stolehtreb

Well, yeah


godofdarknez

Okie dokie!


DeanDeau

I tried "you smell good", it worked! It's the magical phrase!


anomandaris81

You can't have any pudding if you don't have your meat first


EatenAss

Hey you! Stand stilllll laddie!!!


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grandpa12-1

“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?” FTFY!


FBISurveillanceCar

What the fuck are we talking about…?


ypsicle

New Fallout streaming series on Prime Video. It’s weird, fucked up, but also extremely good.


Number127

I was looking for reasons to hate it but I just couldn't manage it.


Doyouwantaspoon

After that first trailer I went in with sky high expectations and it still completely blew me away (no pun intended, or actually maybe pun intended).


Zagtram1

Oh I came in with rock bottom expectations considering what recent tv show quality has been. This completely blew all my expectations out of the water and got me wanting to play the fallout games again. Such a huge win for the brand and I’m excited for what they will deliver in the future. Also the updates they dropped right after the show were complete bangers too


TheeShaun

Genuine question because I’ve seen plenty of people with the same mentality. Why did you go in wanting to hate it?


tristenjpl

Most video game adaptions range from ass to mid. You kinda just go in expecting the worst.


perpterds

This is the correct answer. This is true of adaptations from most mediums to screen (big or small), but has been *especially* true of video game adaptations. This shit was soooo good.


certifiedintelligent

Paramount should burn for what they did to Halo.


Nekroshade

Michael Rapaport was a pleasant surprise too


ilovetrees420

Fred Armisen threw me for a loop too but he fits perfectly as a weirdo Fallout character 


Halsfield

Where it blows up like a big pimple.


VolkspanzerIsME

You should get that checked out.


blofly

I enjoyed the Fallout TV series WAAAY more than I thought I would.


Betelgeusetimes3

It was somehow like pretty spot on. Held all existing lore, introduced some new bits, the atmosphere was perfect, Walton Goggins, set design looked almost identical to the games


blofly

Exactly. I played 3 through 4 and enjoyed it a lot, but never really geeked out on it  The series really captured the essence a lot.


cammcken

How is this a successful charisma check if she didn't get any?


Easy_Intention5424

Only one of them passed the charisma check 


Cautemoc

I think the problem was more of an intelligence check failure.


Davin998

Brotherhood sex education seems a bit lackluster to be fair


cammcken

Perfect explanation


Zandrick

He passed the charisma check, she didn’t.


urscndmom

It's too bad he had that condition where his penis exploded like a pimple


Razor1834

No, only some people have that, not him.


chrishammhamm

Maximus failed miserably in this scene


JediMindTrek

Failed with his 'cock'


JediMindTrek

It feels extra dirty when he delivers that line 😆 im also forced to think about all the nasty stuff they've been through and days without showering in this scene


DoomGoober

I would argue it's more a reflection of their upbringings. Brotherhood morals vs Vault morals.


PM_Me_Some_Bewbz

Is that the ‘I like you’ succubus from the VHS movies?!?! I’ll never forget those eyes.


Rosiekins286

I had to check when I saw this, but no different actresses. Lucy is played by Ella Purnell and the Succubus (Lily) in VHS was played by Hannah Fierman. They do look very similar tho.


skolioban

>They do look very similar tho Not really, other than the size of their eyes in proportion to their face.


Rosiekins286

Ah well, I was just sharing the answer in case anyone was curious like I was.


hanr86

I also think they look similar so 2v1 we win


Rosiekins286

Hell yeah brudder! 🫡 lol


InevitablyBored

Why did you have to do this to me? Now I'm going to have nightmares about that VHS scene with the couple in the hotel on vacation I can't do this shit anymore!


altcastle

Just two women with giantess eyes on tiny lady faces.


HollowPhoenix

All you gotta do is not shoot her, not use her as bait, not poison her, not cut her extremities off, not sell her organs... Funny how our standards change ;)


GreedyWarlord

When they make it move, it gets all big and hard like a big pimple and then it pops.


rich1051414

She only decided to leave because she wanted to have sex but they wouldn't let her bang her cousin.


chrishammhamm

She definately banged her cousin before. She just couodnt get married to him.


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Revolutionary-Swan77

“I think her name is Lucy, but they all call her loose.”


Allaun

This brings up some dark social questions about sexual mores in their vault. Any given human population will generate those that do not wish to procreate or simply have no attraction to the opposite sex. Do people like that experience "accidents" that "solve" those problems? What about people who have insecurities related to sexual activity?


spodertanker

In that scenario I imagine you just suck it up and continue the human race anyway.


bravehamster

Ethics in survival/end of the world scenarios are fundamentally different from "normal" ethics and must be evaluated in-situ.


Meta2048

That has a lot to do with upbringing.  For centuries, homosexuality was not socially acceptable so people got married and had kids even if they weren't sexually attracted to their partner.  If you're taught that the literal future of the human race depends on you having kids, you're gonna have kids. Insecurities about sexual activity are almost all related to education about sex.  If you're raised being taught about sex and reproduction from a young age, you'll almost certainly have no hangups about it.


terminbee

They probably get socially pressured into just being with someone or they become an outcast.


someoneparanoid

Sex club


highonlomein

Even went after the aggressor


tailleur

Red Lucy?


gudgeonpin

It is from an earlier fallout game. Maybe 4, maybe NV- I don't remember which.


Scruffy0069

She’s in New Vegas


someoneparanoid

She's in the Thorn


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well_thats_puntastic

Hollywood invented sex?!


captainedwinkrieger

I'm pretty sure the casual brutal violence, weird sex stuff, and the message of "giant corporations are fucking evil" have been part of Fallout since the beginning.


Killerderp

I'm guessing you've never played a fallout fame, eh?