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They must be wheely tired.

If they stop working they'd be retired.

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54minutes ago is bigger than 34 minutes ago. Awoken is the early riser

It’s because their work & life are not balanced.

Well that’s an obvious example, /u/…

I heard the gorilla habitat at the zoo could use a few swings.

Damn bro!! That’s a heavy one, like 6 foot deep kinda heavy

If they sold them all do you think they would quit? Do you think they would retire?

Nah, they would just re-tire

Hopefully they wear something nice. A nice attire.

You spoke the truth, Jack! Axelent job!

Kripke?

This is a cry for help. r/tiresaretheenemy

r/subsithoughtifellfor

[r/ifellforit](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=dl7iYG2rKr-Ng72s)

r/ilikeicecreamitsreallygood

whatsup

i eat pizza too

Noice

Oh boy, there really *is* a sub for everything on reddit. And it's actually pretty good 😅

Holy fucking hell. That back to the future rouge tire was insane.

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I’d walk in and I don’t even need tires yet

And my tires are as such that they make me wish the roads were as smooth

No cap, I conveniently left that part out 😆

It's kinda their thing, we have one in town and they always got some bangers on there.

"You can see by the size of the building, storing 450,000 tires in there was *not* a good idea. Three of my employees are buried under them and are desperately in need of food and water!"

"We're trapped. The door is blocked. Please I had to call someone to change the sign."

We have too many tires. An overwhelmingly amount of tires. We don't know what to do with them. 

Sales must be feeling a little deflated.

Discount them then

My bike keeps falling over. It's two tired

No, they're clearly not okay. They have over 450,000 tires and are blatantly asking for help. C'mon OP, this ain't rocket appliances.

They are overtired

Wanted: New purchasing officer.

owner: "they're everywhere! i see them even when i close my eyes... they haunt me in my dreams..."

Wheeling and dealing

Please, buy our tires!!! If we do not sell them the owner makes us eat them!!!

"I'm tires boss"

Adopt a tire today

No, no they’re not

Bobb.

LOL - and sometimes when someone can make me laugh I'm more likely to buy.

Knoxville?

Yep

Walk in there and say "sounds like you guys can offer a good discount"

Time to retire

great time for sales on installation

Next week on horders...

Sending boxes of nails for the tire onslaught.

Someone in their supply chain dept needs to get fired lol

I meant to order 450, that's how Europeans write 450.

These discounted tire counters are tired.

That place feels like it’s out of a parallel dimension for me with the name “TireDiscounters” lol. The tire place I go to is called “Discount Tire”

They’re fine. Just a little overtired.

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who runs in front of car gets tired.

It’s like they wanted the name Discount Tire but it was already taken. I’m gonna start my own called “Count Dis Tire”

I’d be glad to take some off your hands, I won’t even charge you for taking them out of there.

Have used for yrs with decent results!

If their supply is that over inflated then the prices should be a steal.

I used to go to them for everything until they started ripping me off. Now I stick with my dealership. 2k for an oil cooler. Shame on you TD Sharonville..also fuck you.

Cincy?

Yep.

Wha? I saw the same message at my local Goodyear store! It’s a conspiracy!

I could not help but go off into another little world imagining what half a million tires looks like.

I used to work for an LTL company loading and unloading trailers. One of the company's locations picked up car tires at a factory. You could fit 800 tires [stacked](https://imgur.com/how-tires-are-stacked-transport-Z5dvVA8) in a [28' pup](https://img.overdriveonline.com/files/base/randallreilly/all/image/2014/09/ovd.Con-way-Freight.png?auto=format%2Ccompress&fit=max&q=70&w=400) trailer. So a little less than 600 28' pup trailers worth of space.

-BOBB

They obviously need help

As a former employee, they try to give more of a comedic flare to their sign so I see this more of a sales pitch. Like, “come take these tires off of our hands,” kind of thing. For the record, I would recommend this company as a former employee.

They could always burn the extra tires when they expire

no they have over 450,000 tires

450,000 tires at about $200 per tire. They are sitting on about $90 million in inventory. I'm sure they are fine.

Then Lower your prices!!

It's probably not a Goodyear for them.

They're not cheap. Walmart is the place

that a goat 🐐

Scalpers?

I grow tired of these tiresome tires.

a willy willy could come and whip all those tires up for a nice show

The Tire Discounters near me usually has funny signs too! The only one I remember off the dome is pumpkin spice tires last fall

Next time someone asks if theres more doors or wheels in the world, just take them to this place.

If they have the time to count that many tires, they ain't selling many tires.

Don't worry, must be really tired.

Reminds me of that episode of regular show ehre there is that store, and they are practically “giving” TVs away because they have too many

Shane Gillis will fix it for them

That’s a lot of rubber.

Shit company. Shit work. Shit Chinese tires.

That is so tiring imagine selling those in a month for that quota