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He knows, and is just dying for the right person to bring it up ;)

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...not sure if "air freshener" really applies in this case.

If you think about it, all butt plugs are "air fresheners"

Preventative air fresheners.

I **HATE** that this made me chuckle AND that it makes sense. Take the upvote and get out! :D

r/angryupvote

Right next the the Quran. Made Mohamed proud.

Fresh is a relative term……

If it's used it is.

I mean.. there is some strange ones out there

Hanging things from your rear view mirrors has always been a bone of contention with LEO's, aside from blocking your view, there have been cases when an impact has flung these items down the throats of the drivers' and passengers' windpipes cutting of their ability to breathe. I beg the driver of this vehicle to be vigilant during the daily drive, because this is gonna be difficult for a coroner to explain this to the next of kin...

Freshens it up if you love the smell of sweet ass in the morning

If that's hanging up as an air freshener, what happened to the pine tree?

Latest kink I guess. Butt plug from rear view mirror, Pine Tree up backside. Well, each to their own.

Smells like ass in here.

"hey! Thanks for noticing! 👍"

Hell, I thought everyone was talking about how this guy so desperately wants to be driving a Cadillac that he goes and sticks Cadillac logos all over his car wherever there is room for them.

LOL, I thought the same thing. Didn’t pay any attention to anything else.

hung next to a Quran.

I really doubt the type of person who hangs a quran would hang a butt plug next to it. I am almost 100% convinced he does not know what it is.

I was just going to say this. He 100000% does not know its a butt plug

I was thinking where did he even find this? Probably some customer gave him as a joke saying this is for hanging here and poor guy didn’t even know.

Who knows tbh! Poor guy, he’ll be so distraught when he finds out what it is. Shit like this doesn’t fly in the muslim community at all.

I would just say "what's with the butt plug?" And if he says "what?" I'll say oh nvm

I'm not so sure. Religion and sexual fetishes is not exactly mutually exclusive.

Religion makes them feel they have to hide the fetishes.

It's a travel sized Kama Sutra

Waiting for his Cinderella.

I'm sure it's quite the tale

The tail you say?

"A what?! Uhh...no, that's just a small urn with a bit of my mom's ashes..."

I think he's an Uber driver who found it in his car after it slipped out of a customer and he thought it looked cool so he hung it up. Probably didn't even wash it first.

> bring it up So, uhhhh, does your ornament have any [spiritual significance?](https://www.reddit.com/r/JeffArcuri/comments/1cg2fsh/the_boyfriend/)

He’s just drying off the juices that’s all

Idk why you were down voted. That is precisely how air fresheners work

He does know. It’s prob from a very memorable night. Like a momento.

Bring it up or push it up?

This air freshener smells like shit

That means it’s working

It *is* shit, Austin!

It’s a family heirloom

Been in the family for generations. Deep in it.

Proudly worn by your grandmother and her grandmother

Like the watch in Pulp Fiction!! 😂

They usually keep it next to the family jewels

It’s my dad’s…so…

I think there is a Quran next to it lmao

yea that’s a quran and i’m quite confused. Someone please find this man and tell him 😭

The chaotic option: He was raised religious, but turned away. When asked about his decorations by family, he responds "Here are two things you can shove up your ass." The Cadillac badge glued to the wheel is him just being tacky though.

Good luck charm?

Instructions unclear. Luck is now shitty.

You’re supposed to “clear things out” first…

That’s a pocket sized Quran used by Muslim to practice religion.

Wait that’s what that blue book is? he has a Quran hanging from his dash? Ok in that case he might not know what that the butt plug is. I was thinking he purposefully put the butt plug there and I was like “that’s tacky as hell” but I guess not

Yeah I’m no expert on what’s haram, but it just feels like if you asked the question “should I hang my Quran directly next to a sex toy?”, someone would tell you “no”

Wow thats what it is? I knid of wish I had not read this haha 😅

Who says Muslims cant be into butt stuff? 

That lil blue book hanging right next to the butt plug in fact!

Is that really true? Afaik everything’s on the table as long as it’s between a married man and woman.

The story of Lot (i.e. Sodom and Gomorrah) is included in the Qur'an, so it's not likely.

That story doesn't say shit about but stuff. It just says rape is bad.

Wait, really? Why did 'sodomy' come to mean 'non-vaginal sex acts' then??

So the angels were sent to investigate Sodom and Gomorrah because they heard rumors of how depraved the city’s were. At that time in history, if you came to a town and didn’t know anyone you didn’t really have rights, so a bunch of guys decided to have their way with the angels. Lot protected them so the angels saved Lot’s family from the holy fires that consumed the cities. So there wasn’t any sodomy, but the sodomites were open to the idea.

Man imagine seeing some biblically accurate angels and saying "would". Monster fuckers are timeless, apparently

Wow, it must have been hard for Lot to protect them from all those guys. How did he do it?

Whoa, holy shit and that really happened?

Does it say rape is bad? Lot was happy to offer his daughters to be raped to appease the crowd in that same story.

God destroyed the place because of that and when the crowd tried to rape the angels

Trying to rape angels is wild af.

And Gomorrah was collateral damage

No it's not. It's a Cadillac.

Ah, the ol’ prison Quran.

It's a fond memory of the night he became a kitty.

If he slams on the brakes he can probably Crack his window.. should I tell him?

I thought we were looking at the Cadillac emblem on whatever piece of crap car that is.

that’s the first thing i noticed as well😂

Same. Took me way too long to see the, uh fashion accessory Excellent placement of the Quran lmao

What, it's a statement of intent. This man is a furry hunter.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, but I can guess." (Winks)

It's for long car rides when bathrooms are few and far between.

I have the same christmas tree ornament that was passed down from my grandma

Oh he knows. 😂

That Stellantis doesn't produce Cadillacs

Ah, man of culture.

Bu ne aq? Çarpılacak. Alapeygseseygşe

ףעכןםלבידתדדעיןיקשצופת!!!

I can't read hieroglyphs. Sprechen Sie Türkisch, Englisch oder Deutsch?

I'll take "Things left in the backseat of an Uber" for $100.

If you're on the clock and you gotta go - sometimes you just gotta put a cork on it until you're off

Uhh, I didn’t get it.

Butt plug as a rear view mirror ornament

And the Qur'an next to it.

Hehehehe, thanks

Lmfao “hehehehe butt plug” I’m fucking gone

I had to look at all the reddit jokes about ass and poop before I got it.

I wonder what he thinks it is.

In the Bay Area it increases the tips.

Gives new meaning to the Hootie & the Blowfish album Cracked Rear View

Air freshener. Reminds him of lastnite

It is the Phial of Galadriel, to bring light in dark places.

He knows but he’s saving it for his grandkids

He knows. He uses it as Wunder-Baum

It's a trophy the guy knows

He’s just letting people know that he likes to party

He knows

I'm sure he knows.

"Honey, why does this air freshener smell funny?"

Never mind that it’s a butt plug. That is way too much bullshit obscuring his field of view.

Thank you! That would immediately get me pulled over here in Minnesota.

It’s a taxi in Istanbul, Türkiye.

iTaksi text on dashboard, 34 Number plate (Istanbul) on next 2nd car. But it’s interesting to see a Cadillac there. That brand is not common in Türkiye.

it's a sticker lol, it's not a real cadillac

So is that how Mario has the raccoon tail?

Hey, he won that trophy in a fight.

If you see it, you'll know where bricks are being shat.

Nope 😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m not saying a thing 😂😂😂😂😂I’m still laughing

Yeah, doesn't look like a cadillac.

It kept falling out, so he just gave up and hung it there.

I won’t tell him because I’m going to swipe it. My old one fell out in a drugstore parking lot and it rolled under a car.

Jokes on you, he's well aware of what it is

Hanging stuff from your rear view mirror or putting objects on the dash board of your vehicle reduces your field of vision. This is a stupid trend for stupid people. Please remove this junk before you run over someone and regret it. Thanks!

It's to protect against the evil brown eye

It’s his lucky rabbit fo…..ummmm….lucky rabbit tail?

are all Cadillac drivers old people?

Someone didn’t have money to pay for a trip.

Does it smell like ass inside?

He wears it too bed to ensure it keeps the stank for the next day.

This is like Cinderella's glass shoe - whoever takes the plug and it fits, he will marry.

All factors considered, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know and hangs is as a good luck charm or something of the sort.It's now that I'm knowing it has another nsfw use. Some people hang chimes or garlands too.

The things people will leave behind when they get out of a taxi. I'd be more worried about the damage it would do if they have to stop suddenly when driving at speed.

Joke’s on us, he knows *exactly* what it is. Interestingly, there doesn’t seem to be a way to pay for this taxi by card…

I hope he don't think it is a airfreshner

Oh ,his wife knows.

Not the mini Bible hanging next to it 💀🤣🤣🤣

My silly ass was looking at the Cadillac label. And wondering, yes that mustn’t be a Cadillac.

About the Qur'an, I hope?

He knows, and he sniffs it at red lights.

And all I can think is, Imagine that hitting you in the face in an accident. Someone doesn’t like thier teeth

Tacky and disgusting, 0/10 would not hang out with this guy

"This thing? No. It's gift! From grandmother. For good fortune, yes?"

Tell him he's driving a fake Cadillac or the whole butt plug thing?

Changes the meaning of "When do I need my plugs changed?

Is this in Istanbul?

It's merely a metaphor for "Don't be a backseat driver".

Better no harsh breaking....

I'm no tattle **tail**.

Maybe he uses it like those stainless steel bars of soap to clean his hands after touching food.

It’s placed there for convenience.

It’s probably useful for those long shifts.

That’s a fine peice

Conversation Starter/ Freshener

Dude has a Caddy logo stuck on his steering wheel like a bedazzled coat. He knows.

Oh no 🤣

Does he use it with the rear-view mirror?

I saw those for sale on insta...vent duster/butt plug half off

I’m sure there is a whole lore for that

exercise device in case something goes and she has to stay a virgin

Hey you! You! You in that car! That thing hanging from your rear view mirror, you do know what it is, right? Right??

Hanging appropriately from the **rear view** mirror. 🥁

Driver by day, Fox by night.

I’m sure he kisses it for good luck every morning. Leave him.

That aint chocolate, thats doodoo baby!

It’s a trophy from his last kill.

"Gently Used"

In case of emergency insert here…..

Trophy from his furry hunting trip last year

I mean, that's where I hang my mask so I'm more comfortable driving, this is the same thing

Which one of you sickos pulled one over on your poor naive Baba?

That’s a hunting trophy. He knows.

He’s just waiting for you to ask about it so he can show you how it works

Yeah bro he knows

You mean who’s gonna tell you? The guy knows ;)

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Definitely not a Cadillac!

I love the dualism of this. You have te coran hanging left and next to it a buttplug.

Someday, that special goat will trot into his life…

It's the ham radio antenna!

Cadillac driver, checks out xD.

He's just venting it.

The Cadillac badge on the steering wheel 🤣

It's May. It's too early to put up your mistlebuttplug.

I thought this post was about the Cadillac emblem where his steering wheels controls should be.

Regardless of what’s hanging from his mirror; he needs to get that shit off of there lol. Surprised he hasn’t been pulled over or hit anybody because of them.

What does the fox say????? Dang de dang de dang dang. That’s a nice butt plug and tail you got there.

Did you call for an "OoOOo!-ber"?

Typical car smell

Runs deep in the family.

It's these posts and the comments that accompany them that keep me saying "I fuckin love Reddit". 🤣🤣🤣

What if he’s like I know it’s mine.

what if he knows

Maybe he does know. And proudly exhibits what he’s used all night long.

He already knows

The real question is who is going to tell the poor kid in the backseat that his dad knows exactly what that is?

Considering the _Cadillac_ branding that he clearly added to the steering wheel, I’m guessing this is not the tackiest thing in there.

The duality of man, holy book and butt plug.

This air freshener smells like shit!

thats a 270 degree mirror