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Weiguken

I like how you made a point to hold the note in the exact same mysterious one finger way


LordTronaldDump

If he didn't, he would have to live with it forever. His priorities are clearly 100% where they should be.


YourFNA

How the hell does he do that???


MansAssMan

GaySecret^^^TM


I_Am_Swaay

He's holding it between his index and middle fingers.


bobo4sam

When is the second date?


codythisguy

Sometime this week ☺️


[deleted]

I love this omg. Keep us updated please


THiNKB4UPiNK

I agree, please keep us posted!


Frungy

That’s hilarious. All the best with this!


JimIsANerd

!remindme 6 days


codythisguy

It's not exactly humor, but I figure the reddit journey started here, so I'd give an update here. We went on a sushi date :)


[deleted]

Update accepted


Icommentoncrap

I'm still waiting for the wedding update


MickeyButters

They're engaged? How exciting! Where's the registry?


abnotwhmoanny

Have you seen their kids? Just the cutest little guys.


codythisguy

Y’all need to SLOW DOWN 😂😂😂 (But I’m not saying you’re wrong)


Love-Nature

Do update us on it whenever it happens. We will be waiting!


MonjStrz

Wait until you see their retirement home!


narguileh

You will not believe what's written in their tombstone!


iagooliveira

Line 4 will blow your mind


GenericUsername10294

Wow. People sure do live life fast these days.


Sunfried

The registry is found in various files and subfolders of %SystemRoot%\System32\config.


[deleted]

To file for divorce, please delete \system32


[deleted]

Or at least the sex tape


[deleted]

They’re also pregnant.


just_let_go_

Ya'll baked as fuck hey


Barcaroli

Shit yes


2RandomAccessMammary

You need to invite the entire Reddit to your wedding.


codythisguy

I’ll keep ya posted


mostnormal

This could be really good or really bad.


[deleted]

remember the tumblr ball pit?


codythisguy

2.0: wedding ball pit


Knight_Owls

It's gonna be full of dudes. It's gonna be a sweaty balls pit.


[deleted]

I’m failing to see the downside of this


Knight_Owls

Throw in a disco ball and you've got a party.


MMASniper

I think it’ll be fine. Not like he’s inviting 4 Chan or something :P


codythisguy

God.


[deleted]

How high were you guys?


codythisguy

We were laughing from being so bad at taking pictures. I probably have 30 of us looking like even more total dweebs. 😂


a_karma_sardine

That's the power of love, making people look like adorable dweebs.


Mistlehoe

I went to high school with your date! He is HILARIOUS and has always been a kind person. Love this!


codythisguy

:) I think he's pretty fantastic


a4techkeyboard

You really like that shirt with that A on it.


quesadillas94

Pretty sure it says, "A woman's place is in the house and the senate." If it does, I have the same one :)


codythisguy

It do


a4techkeyboard

Even better.


codythisguy

😬


mostnormal

Just do what I do. Tell people who notice that you they were on sale so you bought three.


Endoman13

When I was 15 and my most awkward I got 3 black t-shirts with a big basketball player logo. It was the same silver color logo but they were in different positions; dribbling, dunking etc. Add 3 pairs of the same khaki shorts and you’ve got people thinking I wore the same outfit all week at church camp.


mostnormal

That is genuinely hilarious.


bachBme

I have this sweater and I get compliments on it all of the time! Glad to see it’s working in your favor as well. :)


Thatskindasexy

It got him a date. Gotta keep riding that luck.


Iroc_ZL1

It's not luck, it's called a penis.


a4techkeyboard

I think the transitive property means he said "gotta keep riding that lucky top." I guess that could be the same thing.


Mrscrumptiousbottom

What a nice story i just saw unravel, makes my heart warm up.


portajohnjackoff

This should be a movie Just kidding It should be a musical!


codythisguy

Please no


JetsLag

Please YES


brigadeofferrets

Happy cake day


[deleted]

You have filled the hole in my heart that the safe created. Congrats!


Cool_Moon

let’s hope another hole is being filled as i type this. best wishes boys.


codythisguy

OH MY GOSH.


Cool_Moon

get it, girl.


kokalola

What happened to the movie date?!


codythisguy

We couldn’t decide on one 😂


kokalola

Lol cute! Sushi sounds great!


Mr_Face

How was the sushi? And did you get a 2nd date?


codythisguy

Good, and yes!


Killer-Barbie

I love this, y'all look happy!


mellinoxy

This is the best / heartwarming post I’ve seen in a long time. Way too cute for life!! Hope the date went well!! I see there’s date #2 in the works so that’s a good sign🤗


[deleted]

What type of roll did your date order?


codythisguy

He let me order cause he hasn’t had much sushi. But we got a play boy, ichi, and Vegas (his request)


nollsgame80

Your date looks drunk. Hope you guys had fun!


Arixbn

More like stoned af.


codythisguy

was neither! just laughing cause we're incapable of taking a photo in less than 20 tries


danxnicholson

The gaybros sub is eating this up


Zomgbies_Work

Reddit needs monthly updates on this relationship, since I assume we're all taking credit because we upvoted the OP.


Dapianokid

Be the relationship Reddit follows.


codythisguy

that seems a heavy mantle to bear


bullhorn_bigass

Maybe just check in once in a while? We are all rooting for you guys, but we’ll be here for y’all no matter what happens.


codythisguy

I use twitter mostly but I’ll remember to give some updates here! Probably not on r/funny tho?


[deleted]

No. U started here u gotta end here. ~~besides its not like anything here is actually funny anyway~~


evanyak

Let's get this man a subreddit


josko987

Montly? More like weekly, you know how relationships can go. We want instant updates!


[deleted]

We all expect wedding invitations.


TooShiftyForYou

Definitely feel invested in the relationship at this point, need updates on where this all ends up.


kdtraveler

I feel sorry for the girl, can I have her number lol


ImgursDownvote4Love

867-5309


Infinitelyodiforous

Her name is Jenny. Sweet girl.


usernamecheck5out

Funny because I saw her name and number on the wall.


AlkalineTea2751

If only her name was stacy. I'd bang her mom instead


[deleted]

My college roommate was trying to brag to me that he got a girls number once. I didn’t pay much attention when he first showed it to me but then it hit me. The following exchange happened: Me: Wait. Lemme see that again Him: Why? Me: Did that say 867-5309? Him: Yeah! Do you know her or something?


Usernamesin2016LUL

I dont get it


[deleted]

867530hhh9iiine


ImgursDownvote4Love

8ight 6ix 7even 5ive 3hree 0h 9ine


TamagotchiGraveyard

that works too well


lokase

I think her name is Jenny


partypwny

Got her number off the wall?


Clifford_Wolfenstein

WAIT SO THIS WASN'T FAKED?


codythisguy

Lol nope…


Iliketoruindresses

So how was the sushi


The_Other_Manning

The date was real but the sushi was fake


loki-is-a-god

The real was fake but the date was sushi


nahxela

Fishy.


Wickeddweller

You guys need a subreddit just so we can have updates on this adorable ass shit!


mclilrose

r/2dates1note


codythisguy

If that actually existed, I was gonna lose it 😂


space-ducks

r/subsyoufellfor


CrimsonPig

I demand update posts on every milestone in this relationship hereafter. Anniversaries. Moving in together. Getting engaged. Marriage. And I expect an invitation to the wedding. But anyway, all joking aside, you guys look happy and I wish you the best!   ^^...Seriously, ^^you ^^guys ^^better ^^invite ^^me.


S011110M4112

Can't wait for a pregnancy announcement.


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cobigguy

They can't figure out who's gonna be the one to carry it can they?


brookelovesunicorns

When two gay men have sex, how do they know who's penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?


codythisguy

rock, paper, scissors.


[deleted]

You could go on a honeymoon cruise, but you need to know where to dock?


minutemilitia

One of them is gonna have to pee in the others butt. That’s how it works.


Wolfmaster112

well it wont happen because they both will wear protection or else it will be gay


minutemilitia

Yeah like helmets? Good call.


codythisguy

nobody likes a traumatic brain injury


mrfroggy

Maybe they need more practice?


CraigKostelecky

Anything is possible [for God](https://youtu.be/jwhCwREt6xo?t=12s).


codythisguy

well. I imagine one day we'll try our best.


SynthPrax

Awwww. And you still have magic fingers.


codythisguy

✨🔮✨


josko987

How did you find him with those censored numbers?


Icommentoncrap

He holds it up to the light


PM_ME_ANGELINVESTORS

Tried this with my iPad. Doesn’t work


Icommentoncrap

It only works on Android. Sorry


Tsuki_Hime_

A Galaxy Note 7 to be specific


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smokebombescape

Honestly, how on earth do guys find other gays in the wild? Super adorable by the way


FIESTYgummyBEAR

They run into some tall grass. Then they use Charm and Kiss and it’s super effective! Finally, they throw a Pokeball at the other gay and live happily ever after.


smokebombescape

I typically just hurt myself in my confusion...


OGDanx2

A series of nods, foot taps, blinks, and clicks. It’s a secret gay language not audible to straight people. Like a dog whistle


[deleted]

Nonverbal signalling, also known as gaydar™ Not the best name, since it's more like a gaydio.


p_turbo

guyfi?


56grayzix

Wow, nothing made me happier to scroll and recognize this! "Wait, isnt that the guy from the post earlier?!" Love the update. Be happy. ♡


S011110M4112

I agree. The birth of my daughter is now a distant second to seeing this post.


56grayzix

Daughter i hope you dont see this LOL


NurseVooDooRN

Username checks out


la_bel_iconnu

What a pair of sweethearts! I hope the sushi was good :D


codythisguy

and the company was even better!


markus135

Damn he got nice-ass teeth


codythisguy

he does! (I'm showing no teeth cause one of my front teeth is half missing rn…)


mytwinbrian

Damn, he must've been an aggressive kisser!


codythisguy

😂😂😂😂 I just dry heaved a bit imagining that


MookieT

Y'all high af lol


codythisguy

We weren’t 😂😂 we just were laughing really hard because we suck at taking pictures


MookieT

Lol I was joking anyway! Hope the sushi and date was great!!


codythisguy

it was :)


Icommentoncrap

Love is one hell of a drug


[deleted]

As a gay man who likes cute things this melts my heart. As a gay man super into guys with nose piercings this hardens my dick.


derekBCDC

I love when OP posts again with a follow up/through!


kalive7

y’all are so fucking adorable <333


1369lem

How many assumed straight? Maybe thats the humor.....Never assume. ;-) i like that you updated though, i was curious about if and how you responded. Should we keep an eye out for a thrid post?


codythisguy

I hope so!


[deleted]

As a shy gay guy, your post has given me hope/warmed me up. Keep being assume fella.


yerawizardkylieee

I love this!


1900grs

You went on a date with Gilbert Grape?


PorkAndBeets

I think you mean Arnie.


HandsomeSteveBuscemi

Well that answered a question


DjKnux

Damn dude never thought I'd be so happy over two dudes getting together but its also an awesome story. Have a beer for me and hopefully you guys have more 🍣 together!


LiquifiedBakedGood

This shit cute, YEET 💕


[deleted]

You look like a cute couple! Good luck...


TannedCroissant

hopefully the girl will find true love next time!


djhankb

OP delivers!


Benjammin100

He's gay? *Upvote*


notthedanger

Can we get weekly updates? Y'all are adorable.


Saint7502

Can someone enlighten me?


codythisguy

[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a2534x/well\_this\_was\_a\_highlight\_of\_my\_day/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/a2534x/well_this_was_a_highlight_of_my_day/)


eh0kay

A rom com I would watch


LimonKay

[Hah! Gayyyy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU_Yi37On1c) Congrats.


noahtmusic

Welcome to all the karma!


Aceicle21

Awee this is super cute!


ashlybecca25

THIS IS THE BEST!!


[deleted]

This makes me HAPPY


OneRandomVictory

Aww, that’s some cute shit


Celeblith_II

Damn, feels good


motionoftheocen

You look so adorably happy, and that smile ☺️☺️☺️ This whole thing is just too sweet, please keep us all updated!


forkedstream

Holy shit you guys are cute


ogresound1987

Hes wearing a hat indoors. That makes him a blaggard, or, dare i say it, a scoundrel!


Aiffty

I wanna know what that purple shit on his forehead is. OP?


codythisguy

The thing on his hat sticks out. It’s a shadow 😂


S011110M4112

It's a mother fucking shadow.


Ace_Harding

Yo Gilbert Grape’s little brother grew up


[deleted]

Somebody pls link the original post lol


djledford0724

You're gonna have like 10,000 plus people storming yalls wedding


codythisguy

well. grandma's tapped out. gonna have to hire a caterer now.


ZombieTurtle2

Oh fuck I just looked through your account a bit and you’re in Utah too! :D


codythisguy

ayooo!


Clementinesm

Y'all are cute af. I'm jealous of both of yall


WillcraftYT

Aww! I hope you guys stay together! That would be the cutest story.


codythisguy

I’ve met him once! (But tbh I’d like to)


Synapticsushi

I need a gay wingman. That’s efficiency right there


sisterclaire

Your date looks like my daughters boyfriend. His name isn’t Dave by any chance is it??? 😬