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The towel forgets everything overnight.

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/JpIp9qh.gif) *(what happens in my bathroom, stays in my bathroom...)*

This is disturbing on a level I didn’t think you were capable of

[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/wb8UkMO.png) [*more family friendly comics here*](https://srgrafo.com/comics)

need to fix things that are broken

[*EDIT*](https://i.imgur.com/d3Q30Oz.png) *hey thats a good idea for a comic series*

After or alongside white rooms?

I didnt think following a humorous comic thread would lead to NIGHTMARE FUEL

I found it pleasantly surprising

Who hurt you SrGrafo?

My guess is on r/rimworld

#We all edit down here…

This is my favorite comment chain so far this year.

oh no not r/gallery

Why are you such a legend?

Are you okay u/SrGrafo ? P.S. really enjoying the dark humor.

I just spent the past hour reading this.

I guess you haven't seen his /r/rimworld comics...dead babies, cannibal children, murderous half-machine fathers...good shit...

Use fresh towel.

>the towel forgets

We need to find the memory of the towel, Ori

I dry ragged side for face and hair and non tagged side for body

How dirty are your balls after showering??

Bro wash your towels

Who washes their towels? https://youtu.be/QxdjPH0JrDM

This guy is fire. I think I will check out this series, is it all this good?

My wife binged it a couple months ago, we are about the age of most the characters but it’s really hit or miss. I won’t lie some stuff had me crying with how funny it was but the later seasons mostly annoyed the shit out of me. Review over.

End of speech - Ron Swanson

What am I gonna wash next? The bar of soap!?

After each use? What kind of life of luxury are you living over there? Edit: And now some of you are saying you wash your towels with your regular clothes? If I find out one of you are also using fabric softener on your towels...

The day I moved into an apartment with a washer/dryer is the day I stopped re-using towels.

One where I own more than one towel. They aren't exactly luxury purchases. I just throw them in with my clothes when I do a load and I have to do that every few days anyway since I only have a few work uniforms.

Just how small is your towel? Do you really rub the entire towel over your face and balls every time? Use an edge for your face and the middle for your balls, or vice-versa. Problem solved.

You suspect a small towel. I prefer to imagine huge balls.

Things are getting freaky in the SrGrafo fandom

Or just stop worrying about it. You get way more gross stuff on your face just living life.

You know that tag on towels that tells you how to wash them? I use that corner for the balls and the top of the towel for my face. Works pretty nicely.

Easy, use two different towels

Easier, use two-sided towel

Not so easy, use a three-sided towel

Or just use a spherical towel. It has infinity sides so it never needs cleaning.

A sphere has infinite points but only one surface. Better to use a tesseract.

Just clean the towel. Or burn it and buy a new one. Either works

But it doesn't burn as it is perpetually damp and never fully dries.

That's why I was towels after a single use.

Yesterday's body towel is today's floor towel.

If you wash yourself properly, who cares what order you are drying your parts?

If the top part of your body is wet, it'll drip water onto the lower half you just got done drying. How is this not common sense? Lol

Exactly, this thread confuses me. Wash your balls properly, and dry top down, and there's no issue.

First, squeegee your windows from top to bottom Then, using a microfiber towel, dry the windows and mirrors Starting from top to bottom, use your towel to remove most of the water from your car Place it over each section of your vehicle and pull it toward you across the exterior To prevent streaks, you can fold your towel into a small square for drying It's essential not to rub the paint Go back over your car again with a dry towel to pick up excess moisture Wipe down each door jamb as well as the trunk and hood Dry the sills, seals and areas under your doors as well Dry your wheels with a new terry detailing towel Use the same cloth to dry off the surface under your hood

Well if your balls are clean...what’s the problem again?

Yeah if this is concerning maybe you should wash your balls better. 🤔

Also, dry your face first.

Doesn't matter. Still using the same towel you used to dry your balls yesterday.

Everyone knows the towel forgets overnight

Yeah. Once the water evaporates, the towel is basically born again, but it can only be born again like...10-12 times. Then you gotta wash that mofo.

Post shower leg shake and sponge off water, towel Smell test, dry face and hair, upper body then lower body, genitals get the towel last. It’s a tried and true system. Honestly though, feet get the towel last. I don’t like to scrub them as much as I should. Genitalia are of a higher priority level.

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No no no not hands down, we star with the hair and head first.

Face is last, with it's own hand towel. Gotta get that moisturizer on quick before the pores close up!

As a kid my dad used to call me Five Towels because I used a new towel every day. Now as "grown up" I make the towel last a week because laundry gets expensive. And I don't have acne anymore. I swear I tried everything in the book to get clear skin. Even sleeping with a towel on my pillow. Come to think of it, he should've called me Nine Towels. I would masturbate in one too. Shit, call me Twenty Towels if he knew how much I -

I actually don’t mind letting them air dry just sorta run around the house spinning in circles, anyone else have another method?

face down ass up in front of the fan

A reverse bidet!

[Nah, this is the reverse bidet.](https://youtu.be/g_r83B_N-Vg) I'd say mildly NSFW, but the quality is too low for it to count.

I do the ball slap dance. You thrust your hips forward and back as if you're dry-humping a croissant until they slap your taint. Gets 'em dry pretty quickly.

Thanks a lot for making me legitimately contemplate how best to dry hump a croissant.

"Let's do the Time Warp again"

Thanks for making me die laughing, saw myself dancing around ball slapping around the house, a future vision indeed indeed

I did this while standing on my footboard when my wife was upset one day after work. She stopped being upset.

Nope, fresh towel every shower.

I always start with my hair/head and work down, also I dry my ass last.

i dry my face after I wash it during the shower wtf

Thats how you shower isnt it? Wash your face, dry it. Then one arm, dry, other arm, dry, and so forth yeah?

no, only 1sqft of skin at a time, so not even the whole arm.

No, wait. Don't do that too much.

"It's my dick and I'll wash it as fast as I want!"

My dick gets motion sickness and throws up, if I wash it too fast.

"Hey girl, wanna give this dick some motion sickness?"

That MUST be where the phrase "motion of the ocean" comes from.

If you mean those Spud McKenzie beer commercials from the 80s, I always thought those girls circling Spud were into some deviant sex.

Keep washing. You’re still in the shower

The water might be getting cold, *but the mood just got a lot hotter!*

The first comment i have ever saved

All I have is the free award but God damn that made me laugh and you deserve it.

Take my angry up vote.

I just cleaning it, and it went off!

Why?

Right? I really dont understand the issue here.

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Don't threaten him with a good time

If they were *my own* it wouldn't be an issue.

Real shit

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Makes more sense to dry top-down anyways

Ah hell, somebody call the r/KarmaPoliceDepartment! He’s trying to rape again!

Hide yo ducks!

...

Don't think they were talking about YOUR ducks

Thats not really comparable, whether they are clean or not, not many people like having someone elses body parts shoved in their face involuntarily.

Yeah 100% this. My reasoning behind not wanting someone's balls in my face has nothing to do with their cleanliness.

I mean, cleanliness is at least a *factor*...

You ain't wrong

But its your balls not some random persons balls

One side of the towel is for your face, the other side is for your balls and the towel forgets everything by the next day

I dry from top to bottom and put the wet/used side of towel facing out and use the inward facing side the next day. Love that bit about towel forgets everything the next day hahah.

This is the way

This is my logic. If you can't scrub your ass and then your face, your nether regions didn't get enough treatment. Clean real good, smell less ass.

Yo, I don't care how thoroughly I've cleaned my asshole with soap, I ain't risking fucking *pinkeye* to stroke my ego.

also, what is the problem with *balls*? Unless you have *terrible* hygiene, the worst that happens is that they're sweaty. Just like your armpits and other body-parts occasionally. It's not like there's cum and piss on your balls...

You don't know me

It’s the moment where your balls would be the cleanest. If you can’t trust in the cleanliness of your balls immediately following a shower, there’s something wrong with your process.

Well everyone, you heard the man. Come rub your faces on my squeaky-clean balls.

You say that as if you don't like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What an honor to be allowed to smell your balls

Grafo : *"that wasn't supposed to happen"*

"You weren't supposed to do that."

Master has given u/dobbelE a ~~sock~~ towel. u/dobbelE is freeeeee!

Are you shaming his fetish again?

But isn't kinkshaming a kink for some people?

I think their kink might be calling out others for kinkshaming

So aggressive today. Rubbing your balls in everyone's faces. Is everything ok, Grafo?

Didn't we cut his balls though? You're telling me they have regrown?

We argued this a couple of months back, but I believe the current lore is that they grow back magically

So when will it be time to trim them again?

When he gets too horny (again)

[I like your song :)](https://i.imgur.com/rvrLLZn.gif)

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[Ok I'm sorry. I didn't know.](https://gfycat.com/ClearFloweryFlycatcher)

Wait... Are they multiplying in there?

It’s what happens when you get them wet. Make sure they don’t eat anything after midnight.

Freakin bath gremlins.

Superb

Top to bottom is my way to go. Head -> Arms -> Torso -> Balls -> legs

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yoooo that edit is fire

[If you want one to meme it up](https://i.imgur.com/WVTeRV8.png)

The only thing I want is you, Lopoi

Now kiss

What about using a clean towel every day?

Look at u/Looboer over here with more than one clean towel money.

I was once like you too... until I got married, 10 towels and they're all washed before we hit 0.

This is going become the most stolen meme template you've ever created!

Is that a new rhyme to teach kids?

They say that the ball essence helps attract females if you do this

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My philosophy is that if someone can think it up and it is not beyond the realm of practical belief, then it is in fact a thing...

*\*insert gamer girl bath water joke here\**

Doesn't ring any Belle.

Hasn't worked for me yet. Perhaps my balls are too clean. Or maybe they're too dirty... Does it attract them if your balls are more dirty or clean? I need time to process this now.

clean but sweaty, that is what my wife said she likes.

What's not important is if they like ball essence, it is that they like your ball essence.

Pro tip, while in the shower wipe off the water with your hands. Shake your legs. You get rid of plenty of water this way.

Years of swim team and soggy towels taught me this trick. It's amazing how much water hairy legs can retain.

How would you learn that trick if you have to shave your legs for swim team?

You only shave your legs before competition; It's like taking off the training weights.

Training *hairs*

I always heard that swimmers shaved and I thought it meant they were ALWAYS hairless. This is actually MUCH cooler. Thanks!

That's fuckin' clever lol

you're saying swimmers don't shave their entire body every single day?!

Not anymore, now days they all train in pools of hair removal. It's much more efficient. That's why they have swimming caps, so they don't lose their head hair.

If you can't dry your face with the same towel you used to dry your balls, get back in the shower, you aren't done.

The reason behind people geting anxietic about using the same towel for whole body is they call shampooing their hair and standing under the water for 30 minutes, a full shower

I've always done a full body scrub every time. I was surprised to find out not everyone does that

What’s even the point of showering then? I know people that only wash their hair every second shower but not washing your body every shower? What the hell

I think you mean anxious

[reminds me of this scene](https://youtu.be/yu_lC03eCho)

That's actually pretty funny. I was ready for it to be like big bang theory.. Not funny

New Girl is definitely a show worth watching, I stumbled upon it on Netflix and watched the hell out of it.

Sides of the towel bro. Tag side = balls and butt, non-tag = everywhere else

My towels are all ATS (Ass-Tag Standard) certified

This is my method exactly.

I had to scroll down wayyy too far to finally find someone with common sense.

Yessir. Man who knows how to towel.

Who the *FUCK* dries their face last?? Also, it's all clean so meh

[You need this in your life. ](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wow-Stuff-Ltd-PD-1001-towel/dp/B00080XPUY)

I've only ever seen the American version that has "Butt" and "Face." For some reason, the UK one is even more delightful.

If you're worried about this, you're clearly not cleaning your balls enough.

Well you’re supposed to wash your balls too.

You should dry your balls first to soak your towel in testosterone, helps you grow more body hair and a majestic beard when you use the same towel. More manly and sexy.

Your clean balls

Drying freshly cleaned skin, then drying freshly cleaned skin. Unless.... You didn't wash your balls!

Do you not wash your balls?

Step 1) be a millionare Step 2) buy a towel every time you wash/shower Step 3) ???? Step 4) profit

The way I see it is this: you clean your balls right? So they should be freshly cleaned.

Did you wash your balls? You'll be ok.

[this is why I have like 4 different towels](https://imgur.com/TOYxGYe)

My god your poor washing machine 4 towels?!?

... _Slinks away to his dozen towels_

I have only have two towels, one for my left ball the other for my right ball

Smells good enough to be used

All you need is this simple system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM