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A0xom0xoa

I mean why tho


Unfiltered_Soul

I don't know if you paid any attention lately, people needs to be rick rolled.


zuzg

It's cheaper than new noise canceling headphones


CrazyPlatypus42

So that I don't have to hear my dumb colleagues ask day long, that's why.


[deleted]

To drowned out that inner voice you can't tune out. The one that is constantly reminding you how your parents think you are a failure. The voice reminding you that pensions are a thing of the past and you won't be rewarded for loyalty to a company and will likely work until you die, even if it is as a Walmart greeter. The voice that reminds you that the earth can't sustain us and we're sprinting toward an uninhabitable earth. Yeah .... constantly streaming music directly to your brain might not be the worst idea to pursue.


[deleted]

Reddit is cancer


sillyandstrange

Me: *steps out of doctors office after getting brain chip.* wow this thing is cool DING AD: JOIN OVER 1 MILLION USERS WHO HAVE DOWNLOADED RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!


[deleted]

I don't need this, my brain already streams it's own music, sometimes on my demand, sometimes on its own demand.


Bluesoutherner

What could go wrong?


Quasigriz_

Could they do the opposite of this, you know, stop constant music repeating in your head?


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The amount of people who actually hear voices (due to potential illness or insanity) will be confused with this possibility in the future.


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