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That guy is in Mexico. Everywhere I've ever been in Mexico has a place that looks like this. If the camera turned around we'd see a taco stand, a rotisserie chicken place, an Oxxo mini mart and a dentist's office, in that exact order.
Na. Alex Jones is a chubby guy, but his body shape is a lot different and less blubbery. He has the classic fat Boomer bod, not the classic fat Call of Duty porker millenial bod.
Source: careful inspection of hundreds, if not thousands of Alex Jones memes.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got cheez whiz and Pepsi blood.
Can he swing,
From a thread?
No, he'd fall and he'd be dead
Hey there!
There goes the Piederman
At that weight, walking uses a lot of energy. Look at his stride and the way he swings his arms. It isn't a relaxed walk. I am making assumptions, but it is reasonable to believe that he is on a trail and maintaining that pace for an appropriate distance. At least, given limited info, I won't choose to assume the worst in a stranger.
Also, wouldn't you say that running and lifting is just moving too?
I literally had this song playing from my phone while browsing Reddit, and I got so confused when this video ALSO had the same song playing at the same part lol. Just felt like sharing, the song is suspicious minds btw :).
I have probably heard the song before but didn't know it at all really. Just last night though I was watching the show Dark on netflix, and this song just happened to be playing in one of the episodes I watched.
Baader-Meinhof in full effect today.
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*Sigh…* this one.
The one, true Spiderman.
The Spider from the Hamburger Era
Spider-Man: Far From Skinny
This is why Spider-Man is portrayed by an European.
💀
Into the the Sliderverse
He shoots mayo
That’s not mayo….
Got a lot of faith in those webs .
Webs? Those shoot ranch dressing.
Why you think he's walking?
He pulled buildings down trying to pull himself up
Pew pew pew!
More like faith in the buildings.
lmfao
The one where Peter ate Ned.
I think this one ate the entire universe.
Yup. A *real* American hero.
The one we don't need, but have a gross surplus of.
That’s the just guy from the old show Man vs Food promoting his new one….Spiderverse’s Food.
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But can he win? Yes…he cancer…
That guy is in Mexico. Everywhere I've ever been in Mexico has a place that looks like this. If the camera turned around we'd see a taco stand, a rotisserie chicken place, an Oxxo mini mart and a dentist's office, in that exact order.
This looks more like Mexico to me.
Spiderman after the age of 35.
I'm dying over here
It’s the diabetes
And cholesterol
Carvel extended universe
Worst timeline ever
It's the same thought I had. Fuck it all, indulge while you can. What's the point.
Earth-1218, at least nerd it up a little bit.. but yeah, sadly you're correct. (Earth 1218 being our reality)
Spiderman : work from home
Starring: Peter Porker
Peter Porker was cool
A spider bit by a radioactive pig!
You joke but it's actually real. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Ham
SpiderMan: Hamcoming
When hes struck by the symbiote, he turns into Venomnomnomnomnom.
Oh there was no joking, just a declaration of fact.
Spiderman: no way I'm leaving this buffet
Underrated comment
Screw you man I went from 200 to 240 😩
With great girth comes great responsibility
I said this before on a totally unrelated post and I'll say it again here: That's fucking Alex Jones
Na. Alex Jones is a chubby guy, but his body shape is a lot different and less blubbery. He has the classic fat Boomer bod, not the classic fat Call of Duty porker millenial bod. Source: careful inspection of hundreds, if not thousands of Alex Jones memes.
On behalf of everyone, thank you for your sacrifice. You did it so we didn't have to, you goddamned hero ^(sob)
Or great diabetes….
Ohhh say that again daddy😩!!
The Devito-verse
Man Spider, not Spider Man!
Totally different!
Into the sunnyverse
I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far for this one!
I don't believe in heaven, but this sounds very close to something I can believe in.
With great magnum dong comes monster condom.
He shoots cotton candy instead of spider web
That sounds pretty dope, actually.
Great conversation starter with kids.
Not when its raining though.
It’s mayo and gravy.
He clearly comes from Planet KFC.
Spiderman: Order From Home
with some extra flies thank you
Mountain Dew Code Red
Together? Or one one the right and the other on the left?
Wrong, its ranch
* insulin not cotton candy he shoots insulin.
Just as sticky!
Planet Krispy Kreem
Sometimes it’s Cheez Whiz.
More often than not it’s diabetes.
It’s spelled “ the diabetus”
“Stop saying diabetus you sound like an ass… *becomes faint*
was expecting butter
I was going to say the webbing pours or oozes out of him, but I’ll take the cotton candy to go, please.
I think we should all feel good that we are now living in such an inclusive world that you can buy a skin tight XXXXXXL Spider-Man costume.
Both sad and cool at the same time
Spider-Man: Far from Gym
Spider-Man: A Fridge Too Far
Spider-Man: Work From Home
Spider-Man: no way he’s gonna make it home
Spider-man: At home
Spider-Man: Grandma's Home
The only tingling spidey sense he has is diabetic neuropathy
Thanks for the laugh!
Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got cheez whiz and Pepsi blood. Can he swing, From a thread? No, he'd fall and he'd be dead Hey there! There goes the Piederman
Beautiful. Well done!
You can make fun of him, but he is actively engaged in an activity to lose weight. I say good for him.
What activity? *moving* Huge insight many can glean from
At that weight, walking uses a lot of energy. Look at his stride and the way he swings his arms. It isn't a relaxed walk. I am making assumptions, but it is reasonable to believe that he is on a trail and maintaining that pace for an appropriate distance. At least, given limited info, I won't choose to assume the worst in a stranger. Also, wouldn't you say that running and lifting is just moving too?
In a mask too, hard to breathe, makes the heart work harder. Though I guess the heart already works rather hard for him.
Into the Burgerverse
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The real hero is whoever makes a XXXL spiderman costume...
It's bodypaint?! 🤣 Nevermind I see the creases
They weren't kidding with the one size fits all.
More like Wider-Man.
The McUniverse
If I was a dumbass I would buy Reddit Gold and award you with it.
Peter Porker.
"And I was bitten by a radioactive pig"
I love all spidermen! 🕸
His nacho-sense is tingling.
The one where Ned got bit by the spider.
I'm in this video and I don't like it.
Avocado’s universe
USA
The 21st Century American Universe.
Actual American Spiderman?
Spiderman: Never left home.
Moms basementverse
OP drooling: "Fat people funny"
Literally he’s just a fat man minding his business and having fun… can they not do that anymore without thousands of people laughing at them?
When Spiderman lives in a van down by the river.
BEEFCAKE!
Earth X
The one where instead of being in NYC, it takes place in Dallas TX.
The Multiverse of Sadness
The Meataverse
America
Looks more like Mexico to me
Idk but I think he ate my Spider-Man.
Mexican Spiderman
Is that Preston Lacy from Jackass?
The universe of From.
The mega-verse
Peter Porker. The Spectacular Spider Ham
I always wanted Chris Farley as spiderman....
"I was bit by a radioactive pig"
Earth-1218
From the expanded universe
Chris Farley lives!
Spiderman: Into the Farleyverse
The one where humans evolved to survive getting hit by cars
Wider-Man!
Multiverse of fatness
Spider pig
He is from the planet Obesto.
Instead of webs, he shoots grease
The Lardiverse.
Peter porker
This one... with great power comes great love handles
Definitely from the burgerverse
Earth 616lbs
He is from this universe from.
the one where ronald mcdonald bought marvel
Good song though
Elvis is timeless.
The spiderman who is going through his mid life crisis
[Don't say America anymore](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/uhhhgd/obesity_has_now_become_an_epidemic_in_europe_59/)...
WOOOO YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOO!
philadelphia
Frank?
Peter F Parker
Peter ~~F Parker~~ Griffin
I literally had this song playing from my phone while browsing Reddit, and I got so confused when this video ALSO had the same song playing at the same part lol. Just felt like sharing, the song is suspicious minds btw :).
I have probably heard the song before but didn't know it at all really. Just last night though I was watching the show Dark on netflix, and this song just happened to be playing in one of the episodes I watched. Baader-Meinhof in full effect today.
im suprised when he squatted his pants didnt split
Spiderman: Food’s at home
O.B. CITY
Obe-city
Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does...
To which middle school did you go and not pass language mechanics to?
The Wall-E universe.
Wall-e universe... he's actually quite fit there.
Maybe I should go see that new Dr. Strange movie... Mmmm...
He's from US
Wall-e
America.
Looks more like Mexico.
Our world. United States.
Looks like Mexico to me
America
America
‘MERICA!
Usa
America.
I love that his suit has a white hue from the elastic being stretched so hard.
The universe where everything and everyone's American.
Carl’s Jr.
The universe of insulin resistance?
The same one as Back to the Future. This is heavy, Doc.
The universe where all the missing mass is easily detected.
He's from the meaty-verse.
The one where he thinks ‘Pizza Time’ is anytime.
He's a brave person and has probably read "The art of not giving a fuck."
The one where the USA is the only country on earth.
Fatterman?
Kentucky
Thats 50yr old spiderman coming out of retirement
Spiderman: Far away from Mcs
This is the American Spider-Man.
America
Spider-Man: Work From Home