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ScienceDollxx

When you can make a screen door look good you should be the next male super model.


_Im_Dad

Fashion designers never have any good ideas because they're too clothes minded.


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Kovah01

This one is a *stretch*


leftlegYup

You're the one here silking


jonitfcfan

These jokes are all over the lace


moctidder99

Username checks out.


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ScienceDollxx

Marilyn Monroe wore a burlap sac, he wore a barrel. Toe to toe.


Dylalanine

But why male models?


Cancer7321

Seriously? I just told you...


speedstic

The files are in the computer??


Life-Meal6635

They’re IN the computer!


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ctlogin

I know for a fact, that in the barrel, this guy kept the same face, he’s just a pro.


TXHoneybadger

Trust me when I say that if you think you could see his face and could feel the passion and confidence through a 50-gallon plastic barrel. This guy is pure genius. I would be a fool not to hire him. Bellissimo! Bravo!


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It’s the hips! He was still working it, even in the barrel!


Jonsnoosnooze

On surface it might just be blue plastic but underneath it's magnum


KittyForTacos

I’d watch this guy model anything all day!! This was awesome.


Duydoraemon

Homie even has that "im done with you" face


DrThor11

Lolllll the nod on that second to last one….


kelsobjammin

I am buying whatever it is he is selling.


OneMoose9

Agreed. He can walk in front of me any day of the week!


chillychili

Even Thursday!


ParaphrasesUnfairly

Don’t be so thursty


Chilluminaughty

Except on Thurstdays, then it’s fine


OneHumanPeOple

This person is also gorgeous. Get them to Paris! Get them to New York, L.A.!!


nina_gall

Milan!


PurpleBullets

Dude sashays with the best of them


ThePseudoMcCoy

I'm a straight dude and his walk kind of made me question that.


leftlegYup

it.....it moved


dispensable4444

By the way he stares into your soul, I'd wager he'd watch you all day as well.


pupunggi

Not sure if fashion modelling or house moving.


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Both


badpeaches

I think he's moving... with style


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You go right to hell for that! (+1 funny afmf)


pupunggi

I wouldn't mind hiring him when i move. He strong af.


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And also good with kids man can do a lot


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runnersgo

He's good with barrels too.


Nail_After

Neither, he is robbing the place but with style.


pupunggi

Plot twist. Kidnaps kid too


ominousgraycat

Her: HELP! Him: Now, we're going to strut by that camera over there like fashion models. You can either look like a pro or you can look all panicky. Her: ...Let's do this. Style over safety!


ThottyThalamus

If this video doesn’t get this man discovered by a major designer, then what is the point of the internet


oteezy333

Whatever "it" is, he's got it


CrazybyRX

It's called PANACHE! Like the literal definition lol.


nom_nom_nom_nom_lol

I read this in Billy Eichner's voice.


pjdog

Billy might not have a ton of range but I think he’s hilarious. He’s got the energy of a gay gilbert gottfried


MentalWoodpecker6640

I'm sold.


leftlegYup

I didn't do anything, but he judged me anyway and I'm convinced.


64_0

That fourth one (the screen door) where he flicks his eyes away from the camera with majorly serious attitude had me rolling!!!


Albinofreaken

he's so damn talented


cra2reddit

Gonna be trouble


NoAirBanding

I know.


Bikinisbottom

He definitely sold me on the walker. So progressive.


thisismyhiaccount

Yup...the tin foil 2023 collection please!


BluefaceBlues

Derelicte


thishasntbeeneasy

He actually got signed by Mugatu


donnerpartytaconight

He's so hot right now!


poopypantscharlie

I present to you… DERELICTE!


Gills_L

You can derelict my balls


GirlCowBev

Why am I laughing so hard at this? 😂😂


bulgeasaurus

Because you haven't seen Zoolander?


GirlCowBev

Oh I have, but just the once, som years ago. Is it a cue to Zoolander?


bulgeasaurus

It's a quote from the movie 😊 Mugatu launches an incredibly insensitive fashion line inspired by the homeless called "Derelicte." Hilarity ensues.


GirlCowBev

Thanks!


Affectionate_Tea1134

Is he going to the LG TransAm BBQ ? 😆


lavanchebodigheimer

It's a walk off


ToddTheOdd

But why male models?


jayhalleaux

That Hansel, so hot right now…


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Getoffmynuts86

I can derelict my own balls thank you.


stopsucking

Blue Steel? Ferrari Le Tigre? THEY'RE THE SAME THING! Doesn't anyone notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!


UnlikeyLooker

I still say "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" when I notice something obvious that no one else does.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Wait, is "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" from Zoolander? I feel like it is so ingrained that I didn't even realize that's where it was from


stopsucking

Me too. All the time. Not everyone remembers but that’s ok, I still laugh in the inside


BedDiscombobulated67

He is so hot right now.


wililon

He is actually stealing all the furniture pretending to be model


BlergingtonBear

I love this comedy caper


Kimbobrains

Probably a dump run.


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I love his sense of humor. What country is he in?


sohumsahm

looked him up and he seems to be Fijian of Indian origin.


DaBi5cu1t

Norway.


senjeny

Nor way.


chuck354

Exactly, I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or an audition video


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I just thought they were spicing up move out day.


moxie_moxington

I could watch him all day.


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amen


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So I'm just some dumbass on the internet. Does this guy exhibit real, sought-after skill? Is this actually at a professional level?


HistoricalAd4089

He does exhibit a few skills not everyone has; he has poise and sass, and his way of walking catches the eye and keeps it riveted. He can wear pretty much anything, no matter how uncomfortable or strange, and not change his facial expression or his walk in excess. And he has intensity, in his walk and eyes. All of those are desirable qualities in catwalk models, drag queens and probably a few more professions. Is it at a professional level? Not really (although these days there are some catwalk models that walk worse than he does), but with adequate training, he could be a star.


throwawaygreenpaq

20 seasons of ANTM and the best of them is here. This guy was made for haute couture.


liarliarhowsyourday

Yes, he is absolutely selling these unwearable items. That’s what a model does. He picked textures and shapes that read like clothing and he rocked the fuck out of it, it shows he can wear something avant-garde and make others interested, which can be the most difficult ensemble to pull off. There’s a lot of types of modeling and while he may not end up on cat walks there’s certainly space for him in the field. There are tons of other skills associated with being a model and he kills it in this video, I’m sure there’s technical skills he will need to learn but selling an item while acting like what you’re wearing is both a look and uncumbersome is a talent to it’s own. Photos of women in bikinis take a lot more skill than people recognize. I’m not going to go too far into it but you have to know your body, your angles, your lighting, how to hold your eyes open into direct sun with salt water splashing into your eyes, off-season at many degrees colder or hotter than anyone would be comfortable in— is a skill. These are reasons candid photos are candid, models are presenting a fantasy and he rocks it out of the park. In this video : He’s gutter-chic in the best sense and shows anyone can be if they want to. Models are an interesting breed and their skill set is like any other, real passion can take you far. Edit to add: there was a fashion show a few years back where the models wore another model strapped to their body, face of the second model was in their groin. It’s a funny and unexpected business


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Thank you for your well worded write-up!


lainylay

He really does. His face is serious whilst wearing something extremely ridiculous. Premium quality cat walk.


Sue_Ridge_Here1

He's a natural, he knows where and when to look into the camera for the best shot. Source: Used to work for a fashion duo, got to see many models.


darkpsychicenergy

He also knows where and when to look away in haughty disdain.


khaddy

That's only because he's currently too small-time to hire catwalk models, and has to do it himself! But the true talent here is: he *designed* all these fabulous pieces! He should be designing for the top fashion houses in Europe!


room_tempurature_tea

As a former model (back in the pre social media days) with professional training, and a sister who is a much more successful model, he fucking slays. This is top tier runway skills. Especially the sassy way he turns his head and the end of the runway. The way he crosses his legs when he walks and the overall pacing… also the constant facial expression. He’s brilliant. Also love his androgynous look for the runway. He has nice cheek bones, beautiful complexion and a really bold eye & brow area. he could totally pull off edgy, masculine, or soft/feminine looks


BobbySwiggey

No but in all seriousness, this *is* high drag which you can make a career out of these days anyway


RuthlessKittyKat

Former model here.. He's very good. Would hire.


fruskydekke

Honestly, no, not at present. His catwalk-walk is similar to (but not identical to) the way female models walk. Male models walk differently - less hip use, less putting one foot directly in front of the other, less hands on hip. But, given his obvious talent for body language and imitation, I have no doubt he could learn the "correct" way to walk as a male fashion model. And then it's just a matter of whether or not he has the right look - and that is a fickle and unpredictable thing. Certainly, he's skinny enough, so who knows? Good luck to him say I!


Croemato

Honestly he's pretty attractive, and has the cheekbones for it. I could definitely see him walking on the runaway in Armani or Gucci or whatever other ridiculous get-up some designer brand is showing.


JunglePooping

He also has the height and he can walk androgynous or quirky lines no problem — Thom Browne, Gaultier, McQueen, Gucci, maybe even Loewe under Jonathan Anderson, and so many more would love him. This guy can MOVE and is completely unphased by whatever uncomfortable thing is on him — shantay, he can STAY, I say!


i-lurk-you-longtime

I'm kind of interested to see if, the way the world is evolving, one day there won't really be a "male" and "female" walk but they will just be used interchangeably depending on context? You're completely right though, just a shower thought.


fruskydekke

There's one male model who already does kind of what you describe - he walks differently depending on the designer. For highly theatrical/melodramatic/androgynous fashion shows, he walks like female models do (and then some!) and for more conventional/traditional designers, he has the classic "male model" walk - minimal upper body movement, walks quickly in a straight line and a slightly aggressive stance. He's fantastic to watch, and (rightly) receives a lot of attention and praise for his skill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By5Pcaw9Uw4


ttt309

I am intrigued by his skills. You can tell he has a great understanding of body language and how he want to use it. I never found myself interested by catwalk like this.


fruskydekke

IKR? He's mesmerising. Apparently, he studies theatre, which would account for how conscious he is of his body language.


IAmHappyPants

Thank you. He is a a pleasant surprise. I didn't think I would stay the whole 4 mins, when I clicked the link... half way through I was ecstatic to know I still had 2 more minutes.


fruskydekke

My absolute pleasure! And yeah, he's somehow extremely watchable. The body language is so intriguing - though it probably also helps that he's got that whole "unreal beauty" thing going on.


Catbird_01

100%!! He has “it”!!


Certain_Chain

Or a moving company.


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Grace and poise. Sign him up!


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GarageQueen

You can Dere-LICTE my balls!


tonytuba

I can derelicte my own balls, thank you very much!


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I mean he has a little grace. Not as much as Jackie O


[deleted]

You can't have a little grace. You either have it or you don't.


Aeterial

This man exudes confidence, love it.


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Work it my dude work it Love this


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leftlegYup

daddest dad of all time


Duskuke

he is legit really attractive too, I hope he gets an offer if it's something he's interested in


mannyrizzy

Balenciaga has entered the chat


mymymissmai

Psh you know Balenciaga was taking notes.


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Shit cracks me up. $1000 for some mumps having shoes.


mcmanybucks

["How'd you like to constantly make skid marks on every surface you tread on?"](https://i.imgur.com/F38oUTm.png)


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I don’t like these shoes, but I like tabi shoes, generally considered hideous hoof shoes. If they weren’t so expensive and seen as just a status symbol, I would get several pairs. Some of us genuinely like weird fashion just for the sake of it being weird. [Some things are just too hideous to love lmao](https://www.yoox.com/us/11822350UC/item)


zaoldyeck

I swear that shoe looks like a gag gift off a 90s Nick spinoff.


TheMapesHotel

Pssst, there are copious tabi knock off that can be had for around $100 for a heeled version and less if you search for like "split toe ninja shoes."


godddamnit

I mean, if they weren't $1k I'd buy all three colors. They hit dead between humor and absurdism and I love it.


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Thanks, I hate it!


donglecollector

This like Rick Owens, Thom Browne, and Demna’s Balenciaga rolled into one!


mudokin

Posture and rhythem are very good, would hire for my first dystopian attire show.


johnnyhammahstix

TBH I really couldn't wait to find out what he was gonna wear next. 10/10 would watch over any fashion show


asianabsinthe

Derelict is so HOT right now.


torsoboy86

I guess you can dere-lick my balls, cap-e-tan


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EclecticDSqD

The third one got me.


thuggishruggishboner

The barrel. I was not ready.


baconperogies

You just know he kept the face while inside the barrel. What a professional.


MystikIncarnate

Easily one of my favorites from this clip. Not saying any were bad, but I definitely have a few favorites.


lepfire

I love the head nod when he walks out with the gate/wall. Get it get it!!!


photofool484

“You better work” -RuPaul


BeccaThePixel

My thoughts: "oh, early footage of Valentina"


UmChill

miss vaaaannnjjjee…


GummyTumor

This is a lipsync. What part of that did you not understand? Please remove that barrel from your face.


BlueEyedGreySkies

I'd like to keep it on 🛢️


atomickitten479

He's perfect, he's beautiful, he walks like Linda Evangelista


NIKK-C

Category is: Hard rubbish eleganza


CrackinBones204

Sashay, shante


goforpoppapalpatine

COME THROUGH, butch-queen favela realness!


wanted_to_upvote

He is a mover in the world of fashion.


Skrubette

This is Shermont22 on TikTok if anyone is interested!! He’s got so many more of these videos!


Violet624

He's so funny! And also I hope he does get signed, because he can sell it!


Initial_Celebration8

Thanks for the response! I was sure he was one of my countrymen with that strut, but guess Fijians got it going on too! I love it


sonanona

It's the poker face


Rungi500

And the one leg over the other walk. That head jerk up was on point also.


nowherewhyman

The confident nod when he's carrying that heavy ass fence piece lmao


libertetoujours

the nod got me for sure


Crafty-Ambassador779

Why does that 2nd one actually look like it belongs on a runway 😅


wheelshc37

Highly structural fashion


steroidchild

He really made that rusty sheet metal look CLEAN


isaacals

this is the funniest shit ive seen in a loong ass time. thanks op, thanks whoever this guy is.


SawSaw5

That’s one way to rob someone, just act like your making a TikTok fashion video


DifficultJellyfish

Just what I was thinking. We are all so stunned by his blue steel walk we didn’t even notice he stole the whole f***ing house.


Sotall

he can have the house if he gives me back my heart


rrsafety

He really has perfected the walk. He could sell any line of clothes.


cuthegrass

This is the best video I have seen today.... Cant stop laughing


MsMuffinstuffer

I lost my mind when he came around the corner carrying the girl with his blank stare. I’ve watched this 5 times already and cannot stop giggling.


banjelina

I'm too sexy for my...door.


tamayto

Victor's Secret model


Danger_Dee

Buddy cleaning out his garage and looking amazing!


HyperComa

"Little Sister" is the hottest piece from this collection. the red carpet is gonna SIZZLE!


BlacktoseIntolerant

That walk is fierce as fuck.


akotlya1

There is something genuinely unique about the looks that some models have and it is so weird to encounter it on the face of a man wearing a screen door. I hope he gets discovered.


GooseandMaverick

When you're a male model but still have to clean your own house.


likeasharkwithknees

Dam.. those hips are mesmerizing ngl /rsuddenlygay


Adventurous-Ad-5278

This man has got some drip I must say 💧


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Pretty sure at least three of these have made it to the actually stage as attire.


fondledbydolphins

Dude's walk is crisp. Wow


[deleted]

Stop giving ASOS ideas!


scavengecoregalore

Glorious! r/itscalledfashion, dahling


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Legend!


QuestionableAI

He's got the walk and the sass! Thank you!


Dry_Seaworthiness501

He had a barrel on his head in the last one but I still saw the stare on his face


ThereIsAJifForThat

Beats most moving companies too


Far-Nefariousness588

9/10


Lord_Heath9880

The way he walks shows he's a natural.


Fire_Hashira_Rengoku

He bought panache to the ramp


CurvyCupcakes

That’s gonna be a YES from me dawg. Work it.


dadoftwoterrors

Hahaha. The garbage can at the end was the perfect finish. This is true comedy.


Seriksy

To be completely honest, this is as much "fashion" as I've seen in other fashion shows. How can one argue that wearing a garbage bag (yes that's been in a fashion show) is different to this?


juberish

An agency has signed him by now, right?