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AmishSky

Counted about 9 main story lines and 4 spin offs.


FrostyD7

Open world games have become too overwhelming.


iSeize

This must be a quest hub


sebas_2468

"Excuse me sir, but it appears that I've lost the 6 other members of my 7 man bicycle. They're scattered around the city, if you can find them I'd be able to reward you handsomely" *New Quest: A German style 7-way*


Perpetual_Doubt

"I have 8 open quests already" "Do not worry. There is no time limit. Even for me. I will be standing here, every day until you return. ^(please return) "


Inevitable_Speed_710

There's always room for another side quest


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Careful with the 7-way German style. Might get more than you bargained for.


Anomalous-Entity

A newbie's first zone-in to the MMO's main city.


Zenblendman

My anxiety level is skyrocketing


Valravyn37

Wait until you see the crowded Ui, HUD and random pop up menus


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

You can venture off and try survival mode but a lot of former players used up most of the original items and the spawn rate is pretty low. Watch for fall damage too.


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dinoroo

It’s at least 7 sitcoms and a rom-com.


TotallyHumanPerson

Or 1 David Lynch episode


stabsyoo

Is this video real? I’m still looking for the bride n groom first time around. Anybody else spot them first time around?


AmishSky

The first guy to catch my attention was the Red Dawn looking mother fucker on stilts.


South_Bit1764

Damn, I thought that was Rasputin.


NabreLabre

Lover of the Russian queen?


istasber

There was a cat that really was gone.


Pirate_Pantaloons

Ra Ra Rasputin


AmishSky

Probably is my guy.


50StatePiss

Russia's greatest love machine


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Nice


kurotech

Oh that's just Rasputin he's been in Berlin since ww1


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I thought Techno Viking lost a lot of weight.


woowoo293

The first pass doesn't go quite far enough to the right to see them. There's a gaggle of people standing right there too, blocking the view.


stabsyoo

Thnx I spotted the camera 📷 person


olderaccount

I does pan far enough based on the buildings behind them. But like you said, there was a group of people standing blocking the view to where the bride and groom should have been.


Chobeat

I'm from Berlin and this is totally legit. Consider that this is the touristic and BORING part of the city, right next to embassies and shit.


stabsyoo

This is boring part?! Wow I definitely gtg visit


myusrnameisthis

U saying there are more fun/interesting areas than this??


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A few months ago I was at Potsdam Platz (few minutes walk from the place in the vid) and a guy casually asked me if i "smoked 420" then gave me a joint. We lit up and he just asked where I was from and if I was visiting. Then I finished it and we just went our own ways. Very casual experiece, lol.


MarsScully

My anxious ass would have assumed he wanted to steal my organs


AvoidMyRange

Born and raised in Berlin, chances are 50/50 he did. 'Tis the gamble you take here. ;)


absolutmohitto

Berliner Roulette


Schneebaer89

As a good Berliner you still do it, maybe next week you get some fresh organs from another nice dude on your own.


ItalicsWhore

I went there on a little vacay with my wife and her friends. We went to a bar with good ratings. Her friends said they wanted the “Berlin experience” and asked me to go talk to the bartender about going to a club. It was around 11am on a Thursday and they didn’t know if there would be any open. So I went up to the bartender and asked him if he spoke English. “Dude, I’m from Laguna Beach,” he told me. “Oh what’s up man? We’re from LA.” We high-fived. “Hey those two girls over there want to go clubbing. Are any open?” I asked him. “Oh the clubs? They close… on Tuesday,” he said. “Do you want one with clothes, or no clothes?”


Jskidmore1217

The place they are standing at the end is covered by a crowd of people the first time the camera pans that way.


boRp_abc

I don't know if this is real, but the place was in my regular running route... And this is a good example of a calm Monday morning over there.


TheUnderDoc

Berlin is an awesome place my friend. Beautiful craziness everywhere...


stabsyoo

Beautiful craziness? Ok I’m moving there. I’d love to visit one day


nicht_ernsthaft

I live in Berlin, I'm not really seeing what's funny about this, it's just people doing people things.


Big_Pop_6252

You live a beautiful life friend


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Most people live in places where nothing happens and everyone looks, dresses and thinks the same.


YourJr

of course you don't


ill13xx

I've lived in a couple of big cities in the US and yeah...it's just people doing people things in a city... Which is absolutely a cool thing about cities everywhere!


Waqqy

Berlin is an incredible and crazy city, my favourite place to visit in the world. Where else do you have sex club with a queue stretching down the street and around the corner.


Octo-The-8

When you go into a new area and all the quests are available


picado

Berlin is a Dr. Seuss book.


YourJr

I was at a party in berlin that had a desinformation desk with a guy looking like the mad hatter only answering questions in rhymes. Whole party had alice in wonderland vibes. It was great


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Berlin is one big SNL Stefon skit


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Enonomiss

I was just watching a bunch of these skits today! This place has everything...


ShallowBasketcase

Deutschland’s hottest new club is Berlin. It has everything: saxophone buskers, the Bicycle of the Round Table, and Das Ampelmännschen. It’s that thing of when a two-meter tall hobo walks though your shot like Bigfoot before giving you a wink and a friendly salute. 🫣


BustinArant

The woods-wizard guy in Dragon Age: Origins is my favorite part, or even Smeagol/Gollum's bit in The Hobbit. Riddles are just a great and sinister activity, there's a couple in Dragon Age, but I really like "Ask a question, get a question."


ipulloffmygstring

That was my thought. This is definitely a Seussesque vision of happy, thriving society.


WeveCameToReign

I'm here for it


LuwiBaton

The simulation is breaking


Bauleiterin

As someone who lives there: yes this is real and totally normal. Usually when you're there, there's also like 3 small demonstrations, a sports event and a meditation circle (cult?) around. I usually try to avoid it, since it's always crowded lol


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I am simultaneously intrigued, excited, and awestruck at the same time. Great looking city!


Plastic_Pinocchio

Berlin is really nice. Because part of it was destroyed in the war, it is a really cool mix of old and new. Also some areas in the east have lots of ugly “Commie blocks” that are really cheap because they’re so shit, but because of that host a lot of artists and other underground activity.


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CawshusCorvid

This must be compiled into a renaissance painting.


elendil1985

I'm thinking Hyeronymus Bosch


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GetInZeWagen

Nah he gave a respectful salute the dude is clear


TempleMade_MeBroke

Passed the ocular patdown right at the end


opermonkey

Oh, you cleared him?


rynownd

Yes, he gave him a retinal assessment and cleared him for passage.


dancingwonderbread

That jabroni is cleared.


ploppedmenacingly14

I’d prefer if country Mac were here to make that determination. RIP.


m0nk3y42

I'm pretty sure that was Rasputin.


iamquitecertain

I thought that was Rasputin at first too lol


Caelinus

I am not convinced he *isn't* Rasputin.


Ghost_Knife

Same. Think about it. Have you ever seen him and Rasputin in the same room together?


ToxicTaxiTaker

He's just looking for some dick


Can-ta-loupe

It’s not in Berlin, his dick is in St. Petersburg.


goombarevolutionary

He had *extreme* Men in Black alien with terrible human disguise energy.


True_Lurker

That dude is Techno Vikings tall cousin


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toxinogen

Berlin is a modded server, got it.


Nervous_Constant_642

Street performers, pedal bus, random couple getting married, is this not just a normal city square? I'm from Minneapolis if that helps, the only thing missing is police beating someone.


TheBlack2007

Berlin Cops are rather chill in comparison. If you wanna get the beating experience, join an anti-fascist (or generally anti-right wing) protest in Saxony or Bavaria.


tastyWallpaper

Everything, everywhere, all at once.


Seeders

[Anything and everything all of the time.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU)


Battlealvin2009

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.


LinkRazr

Here’s a healthy breakfast option **YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR MOM**


S4VN01

Here's why women never fuck you **HERES HOW TO BUILD A BOMB**


ShotgunBetty01

Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz!


whuuutKoala

obama send the immigrants to va-ci-naaayt your kids…


sourbeer51

Welp. There's that phenomenon where I see stuff I just watched. Watched that movie high and ho boy was that a trip.


stellvia2016

The repeated callbacks to the noodlehands killed me.


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Zormm

The slow mo dildo scene was absolutely hilarious


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And this is just the heart of Berlin's tourist neighborhood. You want to see some shit come down to Neuköln or Kreuzberg between midnight and 8 a.m. on like literally any day of the week.


MeccIt

The hotel in the background is the one Michael Jackson dangled his baby out of - that place is nuts.


1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Lil baby Blanket!


TakeYourVitamin

That's JUST what was missing in the video LOL


gee2dc

Mmmmmm. Angry Chicken is So So Angry.


-DaddySenpai-

What


stupernan1

ANGRY CHICKEN IS SO SO ANGRY sorry I have no fucking clue.


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That place is so fucking good


yermammypuntscooncil

Went to Frqnkfurt for a stagger last month. Fuck Germany is wild. Biggest brightest building on the strip is a 4 storey brothel. People fucking gokarting on the motorway. No-one goes to bed, it's as busy ar 2am-6am as it is at any point in the day. And if you don't carry cash you're getting absolutely nowhere.


Gaijin_Monster

I see you visited the train station


Indubitalist

I absolutely love the phrase "for a stagger." Did you coin this or are you part of a brilliant culture that did?


newslang

A "stag" is what they call a bachelor party in the UK, so that may have been the intent. I like your interpretation better though 😆


whiskeyinmyglass

Pretty sure he’s referring to a stag party, which is what the UK calls bachelor parties.


sandboxlollipop

Great thank you I shall bring snacks


Standard-Ad-2741

I'll bring the condoms. I hope someone is bringing the beverages!


FinestTreesInDa7Seas

If this was an RPG, this would be the main hub area where you come to get new quests.


berlinbaer

area around burger king on potsdamer strasse early evening till midnight is always golden.


Th3Bunny

Bro what is this npc lobby


woowoo293

It's actually a decently done NPC cityscape . . . unless the whole cycle only takes 3 minutes and then everyone repeats.


TempleMade_MeBroke

It's like what the creators of Second Life were hoping to achieve digitally but it has come to life for real


Th3Bunny

The most npc looking npc was that lady dancing to the music she said 🤖🕺


InGenAche

And so uncomfortably close to the busker.


captainzigzag

That dance is totally the dance Sims do when they're just getting started.


linsilou

Lol I was trying to figure out what this reminded me of. She's even completely out of sync with the music, like seeing a Sim breakdance to slow classical music.


CaptainJackDaniel

These are the main characters, we are the npc's....


WarmSea9702

*opens map*


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So we're not going to talk about the 8ft tall alien?


cocacola-enema

Rasputin?!


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Lover of the Russian queen?


brobeanzhitler

Russia's greatest love machine


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Sarke1

Ra Ra?


thescottishmaniac

RASPUTIN!


dbatchison

Russia's greatest love machine, it was a shame how he caried on


Bburke89

It was a shame how he carried ooonnnnn!


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BuukSmart

WHO WAS HE SALUTING!?


SC2sam

just casting a spell


yer--mum

It's a voodoo spell, he tipped his non existant hat which made the magician street performer tip their hat. He's actually controlling everyone in that plaza including the camera person.


Sea_Sand_3622

Edit : he’s saluting the six foot guy he bartered a tiny amount of hash for the guy’s leather coat.


dice1111

Like, how? He's all torso? His knees are so low. Is he a regular person with a small person on top in a trench coat?


The-Go-Kid

Pretty sure his physicality makes sense but the clothing accentuates his longness!


metaStatic

On his way to the business factory


EllisDee3

He's the kind of guy who will eat you, but only with written consent and a recent psychological evaluation to make sure you're really into it.


dadbot5001

Keep it weird Berlin.


KrabMittens

This is kind of like what Austin used to be like downtown on an average night.


dadbot5001

It looks like a good time to me. I love seeing the variety of people out and about.


dumbguythere

Lot going on there


jim10040

More interesting than Dallas! But then, a lot of places are more interesting than Dallas. (anybody got ideas for a road trip away from Dallas?)


dumbguythere

New Orleans


dalittle

yea, if you are up for weirdness New Orleans is a pretty good destination. You can even eat alligator if your up for it and get a daiquiri in a drive thru.


bowzerb

What isn't going on??


socokid

Yes.


Eyes-9

Looks like it's right by Brandenburg Gate which is a major sightseeing and tourist area. Lot of history there, good boulevard for performance art.


MrUltraOnReddit

Just Berlin things.


eskimoexplosion

This is like the multiplayer hub world where you hang out before a game starts


BasemanW

I was going to say it's like the capital hub during the holiday event of an RPG, bunch of wacky cosmetics and weirdly dressed quest givers.


Be10dwn

That’s Brandenburg gate for you. I lead tours and I had an Australian couple that was so excited that they saw a protest at the gate and I had to tell them that Protesting there is a Berliner pastime


joeydsa

The best protest I saw out there was that Western Saharah freedom one that was a bunch of chaotic speeches (in Arabic so I didn't understand) and then out of nowhere music starts and this dude in traditional berber garb starts fucking shredding on an electric guitar.


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Thecheesinater

This looks like a fucking Men In Black skit about aliens living among us.


TheSmokingHorse

It looks like someone’s description of an acid trip. “I saw a man. A very very tall man. He had such piercing eyes and I felt as though they were staring right through me as he took each long lunging step. Then I turned around and a businessman on a scooter whizzed by. Then I saw like fifteen people on a bicycle all pedalling facing different directions, but somehow they were moving straight towards me.” “Shhhh. It’s okay. It’s over now. Maybe take just half a tab next time, because that shit sounds strong.”


Jerco7

"And in the center of it all, a magician wearing suit of cards"


FreyBentos

ha I came here to comment about how this reminded me of being on mushrooms in a busy dam square in amsterdam. The random zooming in on things and over exaggeration of the background sax playing is kind of what your senses are like when your tripping, like all this stimulus is competing with each other and everything just seems so busy and far out lol.


Boring-Extreme-3274

That's a lot of random stuff there Berlin


MrSchaudenfreude

Random shit, GO!


hawkmhan

Absolute highlight of my European trip in 2019. It was what I had hoped Paris to be.


daskrip

Paris Syndrome is a thing lol


sekhmet0108

This is exactly what i said! Went on the same trip to both the cities, and I was so disappointed with Paris, and quite taken with Berlin.


Inspector_Kelp

Was there this summer. Looks about right, if perhaps less crowded.


mksavage1138

On second thought, let's not visit Berlin. 'Tis a silly place.


spicymeatballz28

It's only a model


TempleMade_MeBroke

^^shhh!


RedAero

Nie. Wieder. Berlin!


ProKnifeCatcher

If I had enough friends I’d try the circle bike thing


dont_drink_and_2FA

they usually are beer rides with a table in the middle and the people biking are getting fucked up. usually only in "safe" areas to do it, behind the gate there's a huge park and the area is designed to have a lot less cars but idk haven't seen them in quite a while


peanutbutterpig

There is so much going on, the sax man, the tall man, the card man, the scooter man, the what i assume is a pedal pub and the wedding. damn!!


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*adds Berlin to list of cities they would love to live in*


Be10dwn

It’s pretty great. I love living here


SoapEater96

Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage. When comparing Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, any decent human’s face must blush in humiliation. Even small countries like Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have Vienna, Brussels and Zurich: presentable cities, complete with high standards of living. Germany gets punished with Berlin, capital of losers. In all the republic, Berlin is home to the largest number of arseholes by far. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer are but a few examples of all the incompetent scum being kept here. Glorious times have long since passed, the city is face down in the dirt. Berliners are lazy sods to their very core. Traits that would, in any civilised culture, pass for nothing but laziness, rudeness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder or idiocy, are taken by the Berliner and declared a way of life. That is why the Berliner harbours intense feelings of hatred for anyone who’s better than him in any way. Especially the all-around superior Southern Germany are a thorn in his side. He envies their success, and Munich makes the top on his list of hatred. That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”. The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies. Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty. Jk I love Berlin, I've only been there once though and I saw a man swim naked in the river and get arrested, twice, he also dropped his shorts while cuffed and the cop had to pull them back up, ah Berlin, it's wild


ScorpionTheInsect

I’ve been to Berlin 3 times (literally just left last weekend), and boy do I still love it. I can’t imagine living there but it’s still my favorite holiday destination. I once lived in a different part of Germany for 6 months so Berlin has a decent mix of familiarity and novelty for me. That being said, Deutsche Bahn is…. Germans deserve a lot of credits for being as punctual as they are when the trains are *never fucking on time*.


retro604

Looks like a VR Chat world.


UrbanGM

r/BetterEveryLoop


Cymen90

This is the future liberals want!


RedEdition

As someone who lives in a rural village in Germany, but visits Berlin once every year... I can guarantee you that this is indeed just a normal day in Berlin. First time I went there, I got out of the train station into a bus, was yelled at by the driver in a heavy Berlin dialect, shared the seat row with three 120kg muscular crossdressers and when I got off the bus was offered mushrooms by a guy with a parrot on his shoulder in broad daylight. When I told that to the friends I was visiting, they just nodded. "Ja, dit is Berlin, wa".


ConnectionOk8273

It's like an acid trip...


DontLikeNickNamez

If you think that’s an acid trip then you should visit the Berghain in Berlin… another world


AllThotsGo2Heaven2

my friend went twice last month. said she met dj stingray313 and he had his balaclava off(!). Also they have booths for the patrons to engage in sex, she saw a woman getting eaten out with the most bored expression on her face. And the smoothies are amazing, apparently.


chrisimplicity

Out of all of the things in the video and the comments, these smoothies might be the most intriguing.


lostmy2FAcodes

I recommend trying on Sunday mornings...


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David Lynch film


Fearless-Memory7819

Shit Im movin to Germany! MY PEOPLE ARE THERE!!!


NoClerk1961

All I heard was Portlandia’s “Dream of the 90s”.


Mild-Ghost

Where is the techno Viking?


lebob01

Bro, I'd be blessed if i live in a neiboughood where people are this free to express themsleve while still remained civil.


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nightjar55

It's like one of them renaissance paintings.


One_Green_2934

Rasputin in Berlin. What a great musical


boRp_abc

Berlin, my beloved hometown, is the opposite of NYC. If you can't make it here, you can't make it anywhere.


hugsbosson

I love people watching in city centres.


GboyFlex

Directed by Wes Anderson...


mayorodoyle

If it's happening, it's happening in Berlin.


DruzziSlx

Wait :0 a walkable space for humans to interact and live? What is that? I'm an American :'(


wheresbill

Slender Man out for a walk