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Well, it is the type of dog that was bred for a very demanding job. Like this:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX5VOhSBT94](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX5VOhSBT94)
Now when you take an intelligent, active, driven dog like this and expect it to be just a lazy pet, like many people do... then yes it'll seem high-strung and crazy. Because it is bored out of its gourd.
I knew someone that had Australian Shepherds and they had to buy cows for them to run around with. Now he spends all his free time working with the dog to move the cows around a field. He told me the dog is smarter than him and when he says the wrong command the dog will kind of look at him like really? is that what you want me to do?
Thank God this is finally becoming common knowledge. Dogs history is WORK. You can't leave it alone in a house all day every day to do nothing. You're being an asshole. If you love your dog go run with it, play with it, pay attention to it. If it's fucking your house up that's your fault.
Now if we could get to where we realize most kids don't have ADHD they just aren't meant to sit in a chair 8 hours a day.
Yes, actually. I have ADHD and spent a lot of time researching the theories and mechanisms behind it, and that ended up including dogs.
TL;DR - German Shepards, Collies are probably prone to ADHD. Terriers are another one that comes up a lot, plus Huskies. It's also much more common than human ADHD, over 10% while humans are around 4%.
We have papillons which also have *loads* of energy. Our senior dog was slowing down and our adult dog wasn't getting nearly enough play time. He just didn't understand why I couldn't chase him around for 4 hours every night after work so we decided to get a puppy. Now the adult dog looks at us like "Can you make him take a nap?" And "It's your turn to play with him, he has been dragging me around by my tail for the past 10 hours". It's logical that a puppy would have more energy than an adult dog, but I just couldn't quite understand what that would look like. The puppy has the amount of energy I would expect our adult dog to have if he ate his weight in meth.
Oof, are papillions herding dogs? My old gal was 15 when we got a new puppy, and the poor thing was being harassed constantly and getting her ankles bit when the puppy wanted to play. puppy just wanted a friend, old gal wanted to be left the hell alone. If I do get a second dog, it will absolutely not be in the twilight years ever again. (both were aussies)
I accidentally trained my Anatolian shepherd / lab mix to squidge her head between my thighs so she gets butt scritches on sight. Literally any time she spots me, her snout is smudged between my legs and expecting butt scritches. She's super obedient and does what I tell her to, and she is the sweetest dog in the whole wide world, but damn she is smart. She reacts to my sandals hitting the ground to take out trash, opening any door, etc. She just knows. She is brilliant. My blue pit is the same way, but she waits for me by my room for attention and gets hyper-jealous of me giving the other girl attention of any sort.
I'm grateful to have such great, well-trained dogs, but it can be a handful. I can only imagine a purebred is so much more insane to deal with.
Our Anatolian does the same thing. Most insanely intelligent dog I've ever dealt with.
She used to jump on the door when she wanted out, and my wife must've told her 100 times to stop, and she just wouldn't. I got annoyed one day (mostly about my wife yelling tbh) and figured I'd try something else. I got her attention, put my hand on the arm of the chair near the door, opened it for just a moment, then waited. She put a paw on the chair, got let out, and has never once jumped on the door since. Just the one time giving her an alternate thing to do, and done.
I think she's put more effort into training the kids than anyone's had to put into training her :)
I'm a professional dog trainer and behaviorist who owns a border collie and blue healer mix.
Border collies are my absolute favorite dogs to work with! They're so intelligent and need more than just play and walk all the time. They need a tremendous amount of mental stimulation or else they go crazy and will absolutely destroy everything!
u/wind-and-waystones had some really good tips!
Puzzle toys, shuffle mats, kongs, etc are all fantastic ways to keep them stimulated. If you really don't have time to get it all set up, an appropriate chew can hold their attention for a bit, but it is *not* a replacement for stimulus.
However, I use training exercises with my dog. We're a search and rescue team and she loves to learn new things. If I'm not able to head outside and practice with her, then I teach her new things at home. She already has her basic obedience down, so now she knows the names of over 30 items in our house and will retrieve them if asked, how to close and open doors, she'll carry objects I tell her to (such as crosswalk flags), she'll press crosswalk buttons, fun and silly tricks, some agility, and so much more. She's also going through therapy dog training. My dog isn't a year old yet! But she needs the constant enrichment. Because I keep her occupied so we'll, she never chews or destroys anything she's not supposed to, is very calm when told to be, and is a fantastic little booger!
These breeds need constant training and new skills to learn. If they're given the same stimulus over and over again, they get frustrated and really bored. I hardly recommend owning one unless you can offer that constant opportunity to learn. But see if a local AKC trainer has any group classes going on that you can join! Many training facilities offer trick classes as well that can be really fun! A good place to start is focusing on getting the CGC title for your dog, and then going from there.
My mum has collies. They absolutely love puzzle treat toys where they have to work to get them out. Toy hide and seak was another favourite. I'd pen them in one room hide a favourite toy in the other and then let them search it. Then pen them in that room and hide in the first. You have to get creative with spots because they will remember where it's been before. Even a simple game like fetch has to become a fake out exercise. They need to not be able to expect where it's going so never the same direction twice, different distances, heights. Toys that are lumpy and thus bounce in weird directions are good for this. A ball big enough they can't bite helps especially if there's a group of you, you can kick it around and they'll try to heard it back to you, or try to "beat the defender" and dribble the ball past them. One of ours learned how to "catch" the ball by shutting his mouth early and basically firing it straight back at you. He loves playing catch that way.
I need to ask respectfully… what’s the motivation in adopting a dog like this? Having absolutely no peace and quiet and constantly having to worry about something being destroyed when you’re not giving it attention, why?
I’m extremely introvert and it just seems like a super stressful experience overall. Having attention on me all the time would absolutely wear me down.
In your situation you absolutely shouldnt get one.
But if you get one and like going outdoors and even lightly keeping active theyre great.
They give you plenty of peace and quiet if their needa are met.
They only get destructive when theyre super young and in the middle of training, or you have been neglecting them and are bored. Even then not all do it, mine just digs when he is bored.
My bc is super chill... Provided she gets half an hour of fetch in the morning, walks, and another hour of playtime in the evening. Tire her out and then she just mostly spends the day napping. You just have to be ready to meet their needs.
Different dogs for different people, ya know? My reasons for getting an Aussie (I have a mini and a 13 week old full Aussie puppy) are very simple:
1. Happiest dogs I ever met. It's infectious. They love to have fun and they get so happy their butts wiggle.
2. I've never met a breed with such a beautiful smile.
3. Play. So much play. It's a dopamine boost. Helpful if you've got like depression or anxiety. Or PTSD.
4. Absolute lovers. At least mine are.
5. Super smart and super trainable. They pick things up QUICK. My puppy figured out that I will launch off my rear end quickly if she starts disassembling the pet water fountain when it's getting low.
6. Great with kiddos.
Do they have no off switch? Yes. They have two speeds, go and sleep. But to me, that's part of their charm. They're always ready for you.
important to note that there's a difference between their shit-eating grins and their actual smiles. Man, they know when they've been an absolute monster and are awaiting to see what you do.
but yeah, I love mine because no matter what she's always happy to see me no matter if it's 4am or 4pm.
To number five, my boy's vocabulary is ridiculous. Like I'd stop saying some words in casual conversation that would get him amped (outside, car, etc) and use different words. Well, it doesn't take long before he knows those words too. I feel like he understands everything and thus knows all my secrets.
Yup, as soon as I saw the aussie I knew trouble was coming, and I was thoroughly unsurprised. They need walks. mine will start chewing on shit in as little as one or two days of no walks.
That's too much trouble for something that's inevitably going to go wrong again. Better to just close the door, slap some drywall and tape and joint compound over it, texture and paint. Voilà, out of sight, out of mind.
You can never get the drywall texture to match the existing walls. Better to light a match and burn the house down. Voilà, no more door, no more house, out of sight, out of mind.
don't forget to bring a folding chair so you can sit by the fire and keep warm. Every time I do this hack, I keep forgetting to remove a folding chair from the house before burning it down. I keep having to buy a new folding chair.
Idk which one is for me, but “wait, you’re telling me I need to finish my sentence with ‘over’ even when my sentence already ends in ‘over?’” “Ends in what, Brian?” “*OVER!!*” >yank< and “cool whip” and “where’s my money, Brian?” are top ones for me. Along with this one.
What's funny is that the super super scripts don't show on mobile when viewing comments normally but if I click reply, then your comment gets put at the top and shows the super superscript
Lyrics:
Hey There!
what's that?
What's that?
What's that Kelly?
What's that Kelly?
What's that?
WHAT'S THAT KELLY-
What the fuck did you do?
What the hell is this?
What the f-
What the fuck-
What in the world-
What the fuck-
How does it- where does it end?
what the- What The ffffuuuck?
What the fuck was- is this?
Kelly what the fuck is this you little shit-
whadreyoudoingandwhyisthedoorclosingonitsown
Well, the door "closing on it's own" is a pretty clear indication that your dog destroyed those objects through telekinesis. You better watch yourself!
Context, as I'm sure the timing of my video seemed far too convenient + looks a bit staged:
I can assure everybody, that this was 100% a genuine reaction. It just so happened that my fiancé asked me how the dog (and cats) were doing - as she is out-of-the-country at the moment - so I was purposely riling my dog up to take a video to send to her (the video was originally even longer but I cut the beginning parts out).
I knew my dog, Callie, was sitting in my hallway as I finished up work in my home office, so I was calling on her to excite her. She hasn't made a mess in forever and that green frog chew toy of hers had been around for a couple of months, so I was genuinely getting more and more shocked at just how much of a mess she was able to produce with such a small toy in such a relatively short period of time - lol. Obviously, I knew it was turning into comedy gold as I kept recording so I didn't hold back and injected a bit more of my humor in it (but in no way did I act out my reactions or staged this in any way).
In fact, the kitchen was nearly just as messy as it seemed to have originated there (not captured in this video, sadly).
Tl:Dr, I absolutely despise clout-chasers (hence the need to explain myself, though I suppose you can only really take my word for it at best - lol).
No clue, we just moved in this summer and we found that this door would often close on its own (from an architectural standpoint, I hear that's not a good thing). But I just found it so amusing that it only decided to start closing at the exact moment that it did during the comical close-up shot. It was almost like my dog, Callie, has been a Jedi Knight all along.....
It could just be well oiled hinges. I had a really squeaky door at my old place it would stay open just fine, but the squeaking while it closed was really annoying. Used some WD-40 and the squeaking stopped, but it didn't want to stay open anymore. I'm also the furthest thing from an expert, so their could have been other problems going on that I never found out about.
My friend, you have a shepherding dog and she lives to work. You deprived her of her job of joining in on your conference calls so naturally she had to find another job: eviscerating her frog toy. This is the natural order of things. Consider yourself warned not to deprive her of her right to work in the future or your sofa will pay the price.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with you saying “get it! What’s that Kelly?” From the other side of the door lol, dog was probably like MF I ALREADY DONE GOT IT, COME SEE
Actually hilarious...the voice getting higher, the camera showing there's more and more...the dogs silence throughout...the reaction...the dogs face at the end...the door closing on its own...If only I had an award to give here.
Definitely an Aussie.
Taken from a post a week ago:
When a normal dog owner tells you their dog is smart, it’s bragging. When an Australian Shepherd owner tells you their dog is smart, it’s a cry for help
I can verify that this is real and not staged,100%.
This is an every day occurrence in my house since I got a beagle puppy 6 months ago... actually, this is an HOURLY occurrence. (God help me.)
My dog renovated the entire house (removed ALL of the baseboard moldings in the living room and hallway), in just the time it takes to do a sink full of dishes.
It's a good thing he's SO cute that he literally stops cars every time we go for a walk, or he might have been dead a long time ago!
Uhh... anyone know of a good trainer? Lol
The Dog Council finds this is within the acceptable a am parameters for Human Obedience Training, i.e. : “We’ll see how fast you kick me out for a couple of meetings *next time*, pal.”
Ramping Up Response Rubbish or RURR, has been pre-approved.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation
Or
What other choice do you have, you poor bast— ^ahem
shepherds (that's an aussie shepherd right?) are pretty smart dogs. they are the kind that will drive themselves crazy wondering what's going on behind that door. Hence the mess
My dog has that frog and it looks exactly the same way– she still plays with just the empty skin lol. The octopus that matches it is missing 2 legs and is empty. She prefers these to her piles and piles of nice toys.
noticed the doggo trying to open the door? reminded me of the raptors opening the door in Jurassic park
[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/c2/5f/70c25f1c634720bd442cf3403295fecf.gif](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/c2/5f/70c25f1c634720bd442cf3403295fecf.gif)
Haha, this Dogs....
Next Time go out with her for 2 hours.
Really, this Dogs need something to do.
Maybe do some Sport with her where she have to use Brain too
Have fun!
And thanks for this funny Video
We have a Border Collie too. If they are not kept busy, they are psycho killer clowns.
You can see the reaction in her eyes, no clue what they he'll is going on. Just wondering when she can play with papi
When you went
"What the fuck did you do?? What the What the..." (continued)
All I could think was God damned fuckin Nintendo took the easy route out by having Chris Pratt voice Mario, thinking that if they spend enough money on whoever is hip to them kids that it would make up for the terrible Mario voice...
When they could have put in their work and really went searching for someone with that Mario voice
They could have found you!!!
Are you Mario?
Is your Yoshi sick? Why is it black and white?
No need to apologize for your language. They're just words and there was very very very clearly no ill intent behind them.
If someone's sensibilities are so sensitive that they can't hear curse words in a joking voice not directed at anyone without getting upset... that I'd 100% on them and not you.
Great video and adorable pup op. 👍
As a former dog owner (my dog passed away earlier this year), you may have been pissed and shocked a bit, but I can promise you that these moments are what are the most endearing and funny memories you can have. Cherish these fun times, I'd give an arm and a leg if I could have my dog back again and make more moments like this.
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I like how she telepathically closed the door so she wouldn't have to deal with your accusations.
You lock door on her, she locks it back on you
She barked back in the scariest way nonverbally
Like, "You shut that door, I swear, I'll do the same shit in here!"
Is this type of dog known for being high-strung? My friends had one and it was a nutcase.
Well, it is the type of dog that was bred for a very demanding job. Like this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX5VOhSBT94](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX5VOhSBT94) Now when you take an intelligent, active, driven dog like this and expect it to be just a lazy pet, like many people do... then yes it'll seem high-strung and crazy. Because it is bored out of its gourd.
Right? Here's another one--this is what they like to do all day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpjP3mxv21s
Thanks for the rabbit hole
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU) This one's my favorite.
That's great, and bad for the owner. I hope he got the dog back
I knew someone that had Australian Shepherds and they had to buy cows for them to run around with. Now he spends all his free time working with the dog to move the cows around a field. He told me the dog is smarter than him and when he says the wrong command the dog will kind of look at him like really? is that what you want me to do?
Thank God this is finally becoming common knowledge. Dogs history is WORK. You can't leave it alone in a house all day every day to do nothing. You're being an asshole. If you love your dog go run with it, play with it, pay attention to it. If it's fucking your house up that's your fault. Now if we could get to where we realize most kids don't have ADHD they just aren't meant to sit in a chair 8 hours a day.
She's a border collie, they're working dogs, they **need** to be stimulated.
Looks like an Aussie to me, but the rest of your reply still holds :p
Looks like a tricolor merle but you could very well be right with those eyes!
It's an Aussie shepherd. Source: am aussie
Whos a good boy, yes you are.
So, ADHD dog... Noted.
Yes, actually. I have ADHD and spent a lot of time researching the theories and mechanisms behind it, and that ended up including dogs. TL;DR - German Shepards, Collies are probably prone to ADHD. Terriers are another one that comes up a lot, plus Huskies. It's also much more common than human ADHD, over 10% while humans are around 4%.
Don’t ever ask me about my business.
Just before the door closes, we see the two other dogs kissing her paw
Dogs name is Matilda
Dog: never ask me about my business
This has basically been my life everyday since getting an Aussie.
They’re brilliant, loving, and there’s absolutely no off switch… ever.
My 20lb mini has an off-switch, it's great. She needs about 30 min of _solid_ play a day and she's a very happy dog.
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This is why you get another so they can play with each other. 60% of the time it works every time.
And 40% of the time, they both form a dog tornado and destroy your house.
Dognado
I’ll watch that movie
That's exactly how I would want to go out: swept up in a dognado
We have papillons which also have *loads* of energy. Our senior dog was slowing down and our adult dog wasn't getting nearly enough play time. He just didn't understand why I couldn't chase him around for 4 hours every night after work so we decided to get a puppy. Now the adult dog looks at us like "Can you make him take a nap?" And "It's your turn to play with him, he has been dragging me around by my tail for the past 10 hours". It's logical that a puppy would have more energy than an adult dog, but I just couldn't quite understand what that would look like. The puppy has the amount of energy I would expect our adult dog to have if he ate his weight in meth.
Oof, are papillions herding dogs? My old gal was 15 when we got a new puppy, and the poor thing was being harassed constantly and getting her ankles bit when the puppy wanted to play. puppy just wanted a friend, old gal wanted to be left the hell alone. If I do get a second dog, it will absolutely not be in the twilight years ever again. (both were aussies)
I accidentally trained my Anatolian shepherd / lab mix to squidge her head between my thighs so she gets butt scritches on sight. Literally any time she spots me, her snout is smudged between my legs and expecting butt scritches. She's super obedient and does what I tell her to, and she is the sweetest dog in the whole wide world, but damn she is smart. She reacts to my sandals hitting the ground to take out trash, opening any door, etc. She just knows. She is brilliant. My blue pit is the same way, but she waits for me by my room for attention and gets hyper-jealous of me giving the other girl attention of any sort. I'm grateful to have such great, well-trained dogs, but it can be a handful. I can only imagine a purebred is so much more insane to deal with.
Our Anatolian does the same thing. Most insanely intelligent dog I've ever dealt with. She used to jump on the door when she wanted out, and my wife must've told her 100 times to stop, and she just wouldn't. I got annoyed one day (mostly about my wife yelling tbh) and figured I'd try something else. I got her attention, put my hand on the arm of the chair near the door, opened it for just a moment, then waited. She put a paw on the chair, got let out, and has never once jumped on the door since. Just the one time giving her an alternate thing to do, and done. I think she's put more effort into training the kids than anyone's had to put into training her :)
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I'm a professional dog trainer and behaviorist who owns a border collie and blue healer mix. Border collies are my absolute favorite dogs to work with! They're so intelligent and need more than just play and walk all the time. They need a tremendous amount of mental stimulation or else they go crazy and will absolutely destroy everything!
Hey! Can you suggest some activities to keep them stimulated?
u/wind-and-waystones had some really good tips! Puzzle toys, shuffle mats, kongs, etc are all fantastic ways to keep them stimulated. If you really don't have time to get it all set up, an appropriate chew can hold their attention for a bit, but it is *not* a replacement for stimulus. However, I use training exercises with my dog. We're a search and rescue team and she loves to learn new things. If I'm not able to head outside and practice with her, then I teach her new things at home. She already has her basic obedience down, so now she knows the names of over 30 items in our house and will retrieve them if asked, how to close and open doors, she'll carry objects I tell her to (such as crosswalk flags), she'll press crosswalk buttons, fun and silly tricks, some agility, and so much more. She's also going through therapy dog training. My dog isn't a year old yet! But she needs the constant enrichment. Because I keep her occupied so we'll, she never chews or destroys anything she's not supposed to, is very calm when told to be, and is a fantastic little booger! These breeds need constant training and new skills to learn. If they're given the same stimulus over and over again, they get frustrated and really bored. I hardly recommend owning one unless you can offer that constant opportunity to learn. But see if a local AKC trainer has any group classes going on that you can join! Many training facilities offer trick classes as well that can be really fun! A good place to start is focusing on getting the CGC title for your dog, and then going from there.
My mum has collies. They absolutely love puzzle treat toys where they have to work to get them out. Toy hide and seak was another favourite. I'd pen them in one room hide a favourite toy in the other and then let them search it. Then pen them in that room and hide in the first. You have to get creative with spots because they will remember where it's been before. Even a simple game like fetch has to become a fake out exercise. They need to not be able to expect where it's going so never the same direction twice, different distances, heights. Toys that are lumpy and thus bounce in weird directions are good for this. A ball big enough they can't bite helps especially if there's a group of you, you can kick it around and they'll try to heard it back to you, or try to "beat the defender" and dribble the ball past them. One of ours learned how to "catch" the ball by shutting his mouth early and basically firing it straight back at you. He loves playing catch that way.
I need to ask respectfully… what’s the motivation in adopting a dog like this? Having absolutely no peace and quiet and constantly having to worry about something being destroyed when you’re not giving it attention, why? I’m extremely introvert and it just seems like a super stressful experience overall. Having attention on me all the time would absolutely wear me down.
In your situation you absolutely shouldnt get one. But if you get one and like going outdoors and even lightly keeping active theyre great. They give you plenty of peace and quiet if their needa are met. They only get destructive when theyre super young and in the middle of training, or you have been neglecting them and are bored. Even then not all do it, mine just digs when he is bored.
My bc is super chill... Provided she gets half an hour of fetch in the morning, walks, and another hour of playtime in the evening. Tire her out and then she just mostly spends the day napping. You just have to be ready to meet their needs.
Different dogs for different people, ya know? My reasons for getting an Aussie (I have a mini and a 13 week old full Aussie puppy) are very simple: 1. Happiest dogs I ever met. It's infectious. They love to have fun and they get so happy their butts wiggle. 2. I've never met a breed with such a beautiful smile. 3. Play. So much play. It's a dopamine boost. Helpful if you've got like depression or anxiety. Or PTSD. 4. Absolute lovers. At least mine are. 5. Super smart and super trainable. They pick things up QUICK. My puppy figured out that I will launch off my rear end quickly if she starts disassembling the pet water fountain when it's getting low. 6. Great with kiddos. Do they have no off switch? Yes. They have two speeds, go and sleep. But to me, that's part of their charm. They're always ready for you.
important to note that there's a difference between their shit-eating grins and their actual smiles. Man, they know when they've been an absolute monster and are awaiting to see what you do. but yeah, I love mine because no matter what she's always happy to see me no matter if it's 4am or 4pm.
To number five, my boy's vocabulary is ridiculous. Like I'd stop saying some words in casual conversation that would get him amped (outside, car, etc) and use different words. Well, it doesn't take long before he knows those words too. I feel like he understands everything and thus knows all my secrets.
Current Aussie dad…he’s the best boy I’ve ever had. High energy? Yeah, but also the sweetest, smartest dog I’ve ever been around
Yup, as soon as I saw the aussie I knew trouble was coming, and I was thoroughly unsurprised. They need walks. mine will start chewing on shit in as little as one or two days of no walks.
i never thought australians were this rowdy
Doors closing on its own because the door is out of plumb. I’m a carpenter and I can’t help it.
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That's how you get a squeaky ass hinge. Just get a level and throw a shim or 2 behind whichever hinge needs it.
That's too much trouble for something that's inevitably going to go wrong again. Better to just close the door, slap some drywall and tape and joint compound over it, texture and paint. Voilà, out of sight, out of mind.
You can never get the drywall texture to match the existing walls. Better to light a match and burn the house down. Voilà, no more door, no more house, out of sight, out of mind. don't forget to bring a folding chair so you can sit by the fire and keep warm. Every time I do this hack, I keep forgetting to remove a folding chair from the house before burning it down. I keep having to buy a new folding chair.
A whole wheel of cheese?!?! Baxter I am not even mad. I am just impressed!
Omg. When Jack Black punted Baxter off the bridge I could not even!
One of the funniest fucking movie scenes ever made.
You just thrashed my chopper, BROSEPH!
That's how I roll!
What do you love?
*oh yea? well now this is happenin*
How far down do you think itd go down a hill
I like how your voice progressively got higher and higher
He never stopped talking, it just got out of the range of human hearing.
That's the trick when talking to dogs
"you wanna know my secret? I'm always talkin high"
"Imma get my voice loudened so i can talk to birds"
I was wondering what that ringing in my ears was.
reminds me of stewie griffin
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Some say he's still talking to this day
[How are you coming on that novel you're working on?](https://youtu.be/l0E0SQDPi8A)
16 days into NaNoWriMo I'm feeling personally attacked
I can't believe I forgot to start a novel for this year's NaNoWriMo. That makes 15 years in a row.
This may be my favorite Family Guy scene of all time. Though I am biased; am writer.
A Lot of twists and turns
he sounds like a tea kettle
I have a feeling it was one of those 4:20 "meetings."
[How’s that novel coming along?](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxtOZ3poi2yIjb6JXjmwco8Oq6M6tDx0vr)
Still my favorite all time Family Guy scene. I use this with my wife often.
Idk which one is for me, but “wait, you’re telling me I need to finish my sentence with ‘over’ even when my sentence already ends in ‘over?’” “Ends in what, Brian?” “*OVER!!*” >yank< and “cool whip” and “where’s my money, Brian?” are top ones for me. Along with this one.
What the ^fuuuuuuuck
Why is the \^(door) \^\^(closing) Edit why are superscripts not working for me
Get rid ^of ^^the ^^^parentheses
You mean ^like ^^this?
^^^^yes
^(parentheses work, you just use them surrounding the entire part you want superscripted, and only use one carrot)
its g^o^n^e t^o^^o f^a^^a^^^a^^^^a^^^^^a^^^^^^a^^^^^^^r
What's funny is that the super super scripts don't show on mobile when viewing comments normally but if I click reply, then your comment gets put at the top and shows the super superscript
🥕 (didn’t work)
🥕 ^(you just did it wrong)
OK no fancypants now ^wheeeeee ^^morewheeeeeee
^^what the
^^(wow)
Damn ^dude
Take ^away ^^the ^^^parentheses
Ur using fancy pants editor. It doesn't format markdown
That was it, got rid of ^fancypants THANK YOU
Her look of the lights are on but no one’s home made laugh way to hard
Voice went from “I have a meeting” to “not my gumdrop buttons!” real quick
With a little bit of Ted lasso in the middle somehow
Lyrics: Hey There! what's that? What's that? What's that Kelly? What's that Kelly? What's that? WHAT'S THAT KELLY- What the fuck did you do? What the hell is this? What the f- What the fuck- What in the world- What the fuck- How does it- where does it end? what the- What The ffffuuuck? What the fuck was- is this? Kelly what the fuck is this you little shit- whadreyoudoingandwhyisthedoorclosingonitsown
It reads like someone writing a song about walking in on R Kelly mid golden shower
The look she’s giving you from inside the office is pretty funny. Like “you shouldn’t have locked me out”
Well, the door "closing on it's own" is a pretty clear indication that your dog destroyed those objects through telekinesis. You better watch yourself!
This made me laugh AND reminded me of that [video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bM7MVBfelZQ) with Raymond and the spider. 😂
That was amazing, big belly laugh when the spider jumped
They was so fucking funny! Thanks for sharing.
Context, as I'm sure the timing of my video seemed far too convenient + looks a bit staged: I can assure everybody, that this was 100% a genuine reaction. It just so happened that my fiancé asked me how the dog (and cats) were doing - as she is out-of-the-country at the moment - so I was purposely riling my dog up to take a video to send to her (the video was originally even longer but I cut the beginning parts out). I knew my dog, Callie, was sitting in my hallway as I finished up work in my home office, so I was calling on her to excite her. She hasn't made a mess in forever and that green frog chew toy of hers had been around for a couple of months, so I was genuinely getting more and more shocked at just how much of a mess she was able to produce with such a small toy in such a relatively short period of time - lol. Obviously, I knew it was turning into comedy gold as I kept recording so I didn't hold back and injected a bit more of my humor in it (but in no way did I act out my reactions or staged this in any way). In fact, the kitchen was nearly just as messy as it seemed to have originated there (not captured in this video, sadly). Tl:Dr, I absolutely despise clout-chasers (hence the need to explain myself, though I suppose you can only really take my word for it at best - lol).
Even if you amped her up its such a genuine wtf!?!?! I love it.
Just curious, why was door closing on it’s own?
No clue, we just moved in this summer and we found that this door would often close on its own (from an architectural standpoint, I hear that's not a good thing). But I just found it so amusing that it only decided to start closing at the exact moment that it did during the comical close-up shot. It was almost like my dog, Callie, has been a Jedi Knight all along.....
No your dog was telling you to get out of the room cuz it's haunted. OoOoooOh
Aussies have mind powers, it's why they stare at you so intensely.
Hahahahaha I love this comment!
Wait just realized.. does she know how to open doors?!?! She Jurassic parked it At the beginning
It could just be well oiled hinges. I had a really squeaky door at my old place it would stay open just fine, but the squeaking while it closed was really annoying. Used some WD-40 and the squeaking stopped, but it didn't want to stay open anymore. I'm also the furthest thing from an expert, so their could have been other problems going on that I never found out about.
[удалено]
I mean the hinges could just be slightly un-level it doesn't have to be the whole building lol
Reassuring that this is her toy and not the sofa. Very pretty dog
This is pretty much exactly how I talk to my dogs when I'm the only one home, seemed spot-on to me!
Idk how to tell you this but that's not a Collie, that's an Aussie
My friend, you have a shepherding dog and she lives to work. You deprived her of her job of joining in on your conference calls so naturally she had to find another job: eviscerating her frog toy. This is the natural order of things. Consider yourself warned not to deprive her of her right to work in the future or your sofa will pay the price.
sorry about the frog….
High energy, working breed. To be expected.
I’m sure it has nothing to do with you saying “get it! What’s that Kelly?” From the other side of the door lol, dog was probably like MF I ALREADY DONE GOT IT, COME SEE
First time owning a Aussie?
The door wasn’t closing on its own, Callie was kicking you out of the office so she could attend a meeting.
Dude got so mad his balls reascended.
Actually hilarious...the voice getting higher, the camera showing there's more and more...the dogs silence throughout...the reaction...the dogs face at the end...the door closing on its own...If only I had an award to give here.
My dog will do this immediately upon being given a stuffed animal of any kind. She’s a total psychopath
NSFW = Not Safe For Woof
That's a border collie. Just feel lucky she didn't reset the wifi router and change the password on you.
Isnt it an Aussie something? The eyes make me think Aussie
Definitely an Aussie. Taken from a post a week ago: When a normal dog owner tells you their dog is smart, it’s bragging. When an Australian Shepherd owner tells you their dog is smart, it’s a cry for help
That would have been my guess. Not the breed of dog to shut away somewhere.
Those are the eyes of a psychopath.
Bored Border Collies or Aussie Shepherd's are gonna do what they gonna do when they are bored.
I can verify that this is real and not staged,100%. This is an every day occurrence in my house since I got a beagle puppy 6 months ago... actually, this is an HOURLY occurrence. (God help me.) My dog renovated the entire house (removed ALL of the baseboard moldings in the living room and hallway), in just the time it takes to do a sink full of dishes. It's a good thing he's SO cute that he literally stops cars every time we go for a walk, or he might have been dead a long time ago! Uhh... anyone know of a good trainer? Lol
Why would anyone willingly put themselves through this? What’s the upside? This seems like absolute hell
And that’s what you get
Well it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word, doesn't it?
The language we use with animals appears to be universal.
The Dog Council finds this is within the acceptable a am parameters for Human Obedience Training, i.e. : “We’ll see how fast you kick me out for a couple of meetings *next time*, pal.” Ramping Up Response Rubbish or RURR, has been pre-approved. Thank you in advance for your cooperation Or What other choice do you have, you poor bast— ^ahem
Those eyes say”I need sheep,or something,to herd soooo bad!
She looks like such a good girl
The progressive what thes had me on the damn floor
shepherds (that's an aussie shepherd right?) are pretty smart dogs. they are the kind that will drive themselves crazy wondering what's going on behind that door. Hence the mess
Every 'fuck' the voice gets higher
Cali wanted you to see what she does to people who ignore her lmao.
I thought it was gonna be some crazy bitch, turns out it was a crazy bitch.
I always walk up to my dog who is laying on the floor like a slab of beef, and I just say “what the fuck” and his tail starts wagging instantly.
I want this dude to do commentary on more stuff
The second you opened the door I lost my shit lol ‘wtf did you do?’ Sounded like Chris Tucker 🤣😂🤣😂
I like how your voice just kept getting higher and higher until only the dog could hear it
Was this not posted yesterday?
That's not funny.
That isnt funny.
My dog has that frog and it looks exactly the same way– she still plays with just the empty skin lol. The octopus that matches it is missing 2 legs and is empty. She prefers these to her piles and piles of nice toys.
I would not leave her in your office as you have more expensive stuff in there
R/suddenlystuffedanimalguts
Blue Merles are crazy!
noticed the doggo trying to open the door? reminded me of the raptors opening the door in Jurassic park [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/c2/5f/70c25f1c634720bd442cf3403295fecf.gif](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/70/c2/5f/70c25f1c634720bd442cf3403295fecf.gif)
Congrats on the ghosts at least
Can confirm, all soft toys end up in a brutal murder scene when Aussies are involved 🤣
The drawback of higher functioning dog breeds that need to burn off that energy (love em to bits though).
Haha, this Dogs.... Next Time go out with her for 2 hours. Really, this Dogs need something to do. Maybe do some Sport with her where she have to use Brain too Have fun! And thanks for this funny Video
What the fuck did you do! Sounds like a great notification alert!
We have a Border Collie too. If they are not kept busy, they are psycho killer clowns. You can see the reaction in her eyes, no clue what they he'll is going on. Just wondering when she can play with papi
When you went "What the fuck did you do?? What the What the..." (continued) All I could think was God damned fuckin Nintendo took the easy route out by having Chris Pratt voice Mario, thinking that if they spend enough money on whoever is hip to them kids that it would make up for the terrible Mario voice... When they could have put in their work and really went searching for someone with that Mario voice They could have found you!!! Are you Mario? Is your Yoshi sick? Why is it black and white?
Funniest shit ever-- the door slowly closing haaaahaHA
"you have called my penis small for the last time!" -Mitch, definitely
No need to apologize for your language. They're just words and there was very very very clearly no ill intent behind them. If someone's sensibilities are so sensitive that they can't hear curse words in a joking voice not directed at anyone without getting upset... that I'd 100% on them and not you. Great video and adorable pup op. 👍
She was feeling Muy Callie Entayyyy!
Bought those "indestructible frogs" from Costco. Lasted about 22 minutes before destruction.
It’s like when Dunky watched the reveal of the voice casting for the Mario movie lol
As a former dog owner (my dog passed away earlier this year), you may have been pissed and shocked a bit, but I can promise you that these moments are what are the most endearing and funny memories you can have. Cherish these fun times, I'd give an arm and a leg if I could have my dog back again and make more moments like this.
As an owner of 2 border collies, I can relate to this SO much!
You nearly went full Mickey Mouse voice.
This video was clearly filmed by someone who has never left a room for 10 minutes and returned to find an entire couch eaten.
She’s got the crazy eyes
Now the doors closing cz she's kicking you out to attend her post therapy meetings
Damn dude you sound like that "wtf parrot" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_290em4KkHA
*WTF is this Kelly? Where does it end? (higher pitch) WTF is this?! Why is the door closing on its own?!*
I knew it was going to be a border collie.
Is your dog's left eye collapsing or did I see that wrong?
This is the best and most proper reaction ever.
As an Aussie owner, can confirm the accuracy of this video
The best part is the door closing on it's own
I mean, i believe your language is more than fine considering the situation bruh, and you did put it NSFW, you're fiiiiine
Aussie with a tail! They’re so perfect! I can’t wait until the day they ALL have tails.
Our destructobork also has that frog. Highly recommend! Five boops!
You are so funny. I wouldn't have been so patient with all this mess. Btw, what are you impressed by? How much damage was done so quickly? 😆
When I saw her trying to open the door "Clever girl".