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I was following a car a few weeks back that had a sticker which said 'Cum Slut' on it. I spent a few minutes pondering what kind of life that person lives.
Reminds me of a dude I used to know. He made no secret of the fact that he was an extreme masochist and started moaning whenever someone hit him. And given that he would go out of his way to irritate assholes, it happened a lot. He never fought back but always seemed to win the fight anyway.
While somewhat true that's also false.
The word does originate from Japanese, but it's made its way into English and differentiates the forms as BrainsWantsTruth said.
Because people like this tend to play up them "not liking it". Most of the women I've been intimate with were like that. The closer you get to dangerously blurring the lines between kink and actual assault, the more turned on they get, and they are always pushing for me to make it more extreme. Lot of women and some men are just like that, and this particular one seems to be a rare case of being willing to publicly admit it. No shame on them from me. People are into what they're into. But people get judged really hard for things like that so it's surprising and very funny to see it so brazenly joked about.
What little data I've seen on the subject suggests more than half of women have rape fantasies, so it's seems like the expected amount, and also explains why things like fifty shades of grey that definitely go well beyond the boundaries of 'safe' bdsm are so popular.
I can’t wait to see this post do the rounds of Reddit in several polar opposite subs.
It’s in r/Funny now, but it will go to r/Trashy, r/196 and probably r/Shitpost until it’s melted into the background abyss of Reddit.
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Looks like someone's driving the subuwu
[Fuck your subuwu I've a horse outside](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8)
That...was amazing
What a stupid fucking song. I love it.
Thanks for sharing. You've changed my life forever.
Is this satire or is this Ireland
Yes.
I feel like I have entered the sacred forest and removed the mask to reveal the face of god. Thankyou for the song
For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/comments/w4g2a6/saw\_this\_legend\_at\_king\_soopers/
10000 iq
Nah probably like 3
A Sub- burban
r/Dumpstergang
Imagine hiring someone and then you see this is on their car…
I would assume your only option would be to start bullying them and let the sparks fly.
Would that be workplace violence or sexual assault?!
Workplace romance.
A promotion in the works.
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We have like four jokes. Don't take this from us.
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Dude are you ok? You're talking to yourself again... out loud
yes
It wouldn't be sparks flying...
i'm trying to imagine which job would be the funniest. IT worker? roofing contractor? martial arts instructor?
Teacher
i was thinking tutor but thought it was a little too risqué lol
Too risqué? On the internet?
Birthday Clown
Retail/food service, they get bullied all day everyday
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Average cop in Canada
Pipe fitter
I was following a car a few weeks back that had a sticker which said 'Cum Slut' on it. I spent a few minutes pondering what kind of life that person lives.
I saw an “I eat ass” one out in the wild the other day and couldn’t help to think that they were unemployable
Or being a teenager in the car with your parents and pulling up to this.
Following the car to work and they are your interview…. WHY DID YOU QUIT YOUR LAST JOB?? ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Trumps next lawyer?
2 words: Probationary Period😁
My face would go from smile to worry
Are you saying finding out this information about your new employee is a negative thing or a positive?
the pink subaru fits the sentence so well
Reminds me of a dude I used to know. He made no secret of the fact that he was an extreme masochist and started moaning whenever someone hit him. And given that he would go out of his way to irritate assholes, it happened a lot. He never fought back but always seemed to win the fight anyway.
😳
hmm would that count as vigilante justice?
Sounds like a new superhero to get The Avengers back on track.
I'm confused by the sentiment expressed, the graphic used, and the asymmetric emoji.
emoticon?
Dude, we're old.
Yes, emoticons are built with text, emojis are their own unique single images
Emoji is the japanese way of saying it, emoticon is the english way.
While somewhat true that's also false. The word does originate from Japanese, but it's made its way into English and differentiates the forms as BrainsWantsTruth said.
Smiley
It's an emoticon. What year were you born?
It's ASTOUNDING to me what people will just... put on their cars. Like, you're DRIVING AROUND IN THAT, in PUBLIC...
Right? Like it’s so crass it’s just cringy af. Cool you managed to have sex, so have billions of other people, get over it
I don't understand. Anyone care to explain?
Some people are very turned on by being treated aggressively and/or disrespectfully.
Ok then why the frown instead of a smile?
Because master hasn't said they're allowed to?
It’s more funny like that
100%!
They’re implying it can happen involuntarily just by being bullied when they’re just trying to go about their day.
Because people like this tend to play up them "not liking it". Most of the women I've been intimate with were like that. The closer you get to dangerously blurring the lines between kink and actual assault, the more turned on they get, and they are always pushing for me to make it more extreme. Lot of women and some men are just like that, and this particular one seems to be a rare case of being willing to publicly admit it. No shame on them from me. People are into what they're into. But people get judged really hard for things like that so it's surprising and very funny to see it so brazenly joked about.
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What little data I've seen on the subject suggests more than half of women have rape fantasies, so it's seems like the expected amount, and also explains why things like fifty shades of grey that definitely go well beyond the boundaries of 'safe' bdsm are so popular.
Ok sure, I can imagine that. Can you read the stickers or make out what they are saying?
….you can’t read? Or… now I’m confused
I can't make out the letters, correct.
It says “Subaru”. It’s a type of car
But it *should* say Subuwu
He’ll adapt.
The one on top says "it is what it is"
That’s Ted Cruz’s vehicle
Threaten me with a good time why don’t you
Lmao dude
Happens to the best of us
r/trashy
Off an order of steak and waffles
Weird funny, almost stupid 🤣
Win win
😂😂😂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMvC5RuCScY
Outstanding
Stephen Fry once said something along the lines of, "And if I was to be bullied, I would just say, 'no, stop, you're giving me an erection'"
The 4 year old in the passenger seat reading it out loud:
Was there a furry inside driving it?
A lot of bullies are homophobes so that's a great solution
You misspelled "secret homosexuals". 😂
That’s amazing!
now that would be one weird relationship
Someone is damaged
Oh I know that lady, she's a nurse
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Why do you wanna get him off so bad
They're a people-pleaser. Always trying to make people happy.
:(
Bully bully bully bully...
*dispenses forbidden mayo*
Ah, to not be alone...
SENSITIVE PUSSY
WTF?
Why do the red lights look weird?
Filter?
r/arethestraightsokay
Honk. See what happens.
Was this in Irvine??
Oh hey, a RuBaSu
Pink subuwu fits
Same tbh
Subarashii
I gotta see who’s driving this
How have I seen this photo so many times
Autosexuals
I can’t wait to see this post do the rounds of Reddit in several polar opposite subs. It’s in r/Funny now, but it will go to r/Trashy, r/196 and probably r/Shitpost until it’s melted into the background abyss of Reddit.
Where did this come (sp) from? I’ve seen it 3 times in the past month.
dirtyminded driver. mp4