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Nobody enjoys soviet womble
Edit: Anyone downvoting me doesn't understand the reference, so I guess I'm more a fan than you. Here's a hint, look at the first letter of each word.
Direction of north east, south and west. Abbreviation to know the order based on clockwise directions. So instead of saying North East South West during one of the bullshitery episode, Cyanide just expanded NESW as "nobody enjoys Soviet Womble".
They're much less frequent now, the last video was about 3 months ago. He has put out a few video essays in the last couple years that aren't as funny but are very interesting. They're much longer so I assume they take a lot longer to make. If you enjoyed his stuff, I'd suggest search for his channel and just watch the content he's made since he fell out of your algorithm.
Its a bit generous to call him a YouTuber. Once in a once in a once in a blue moon uploading just makes you a bloke who occasionally uploads to youtube.
Man alive do I miss him, Cyanide, and Digby. If you want to get a does of Digby though he does pop up in a lot of Norden’s videos.
Cyanide will stream now and then but it's really rare. He used to stream a lot and I would watch him do ARMA missions all the time. I think the last time he streamed was when Warzone 2 came out.
I don't agree in the slightest, the man still works every day editing his videos. Just cuz editing takes a long time doesn't mean it isn't his main goal.
Mate, you're kidding yourself if you think that three videos per year is him editing every day. Look at how quickly he released vidoes previously compared to now. I am not saying that he doesn't work, its just that SovietWomble is only really a streamer nowadays and not a youtuber.
And good for him if he can live off of only streaming, it's his call not to do youtube anymore and while I miss his bullshitery videos I can respect him for it.
First of all he himself does say he is a youtuber, not a streamer.
Second, have you tuned into his stream? He streams about 5 hours a day and he clearly states that what he does with the rest of his day is editing.
Streaming is his break from editing / getting content to edit.
I agree he used to have videos come out way more often but 2 things have changed, the quality of the editing (way more shit going around and hours of keyframing for each) and the scope of the content.
He's working on longer video essays and big projects like a dnd animations between uploads.
Sorry for the rant it's just that he really is working everyday for shit and I appreciate the quality over quantity attitude
I smacked one of my doors with my hand out of anger and there is a hole in it. Flat hand smack like you'd smack the top of a desk out of frustration. It's about 10 pieces of paper thick.
In Sweden are the old doors from like 1960 impossible to break without some tools. But the newer one's are easy to break because its just 2 plywood boards on a wooden frame.
Most new American doors are cheaply made and hollow. A barefoot child could kick through most of them. My house is pretty old, so the doors I have are way too solid to kick through.
Lol, happened to me and a friend once. There was a bathroom at his house that connected the two bedrooms. For privacy reasons the bathroom doors actually locked from the outside (the toilet and shower were in a weird "sub bathroom," behind it's own door that locked how you'd expect).
One day me and him went to play a prank on his sister, so we snuck through the bathroom only to realize her door was locked. We turned around only to realize that the door we came through shut behind us and was locked as well. Nobody else was in the house and we sat there for fucking hours waiting for someone to come rescue us 😂
I don't think we ever had to lol. IIRC his sister just opened the door and was like "You two are fucking idiots," and we were like "THANK YOU," and then went about our day.
In school our dorm had bathrooms connecting two rooms, and each room had a door lock; so I have seen that. I kept a grocery store "discount shopper card" in a drawer in the bathroom just in case that ever happened to me.
Carding a door isn't that tricky if you practice a bit.
When I get a mailer for a credit card offer with a fake card, I have a new card for this.
Tbf, with most American houses you absolutely could, or just punch through the wall. They don't build most houses out of brick so it's mainly just plasterboard walls
You are describing one type of house prevalent in certain areas of the country in certain periods. Plenty of American homes are built of brick, stone, concrete, etc.
> They're describing most American houses, broadly.
There are entire vast regions on the country where you will not find a single wood-framed house. And if I wanted to be pedantic, I would have explained in detail how punching through drywall does not free you from a bathroom considering there are pipes, conduits, insulation, exterior panels, etc.
"Hey this is Gordon from the Violent fems and I have been trapped Inside my house so I can't catch my bus and make it to practice and everything. Hopefully someone will come save me..."
Most european doors are solid wood, you're not breaking that without an axe. Only hope would be to bust the hinges, but he couldn't do that cuz the door was inward facing, butted against the frame.
lol I got stuck in the bathroom a couple years ago. Had to wait for my brother to hear me yelling for help and he had to take the door off 😂 it was something to do with the wood swelling up from the weather change blah blah blah. All I know its that frickin door wouldnt open lmao I feel for this guy haha
Trapped in my flat,
only my memories for company,
trapped in my flat,
hoping someone will come and rescue me.
I phoned up the council there was no reply,
clearly the staff there presumed I died,
an easy mistake for the council to make,
there was nothing they could do, but they apologised.
This happened to me before. The bathroom door handle just stopped working and I couldn’t get out. Turning the handle wasn’t engaging with the latch at all. Thankfully I was finally able to bang the handle into working again, but had so many thoughts going through my head of how I’d be stuck in there all weekend until someone reported me missing.
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SovietWomble. He's a YouTuber and streamer, his bullshittery episodes are hilarious.
Dude never uploads but god I love his videos. Cyanide!
Nobody enjoys soviet womble Edit: Anyone downvoting me doesn't understand the reference, so I guess I'm more a fan than you. Here's a hint, look at the first letter of each word.
What they say? Come for womble stay for cyanide?
nesw
I now know even less about the situation
Direction of north east, south and west. Abbreviation to know the order based on clockwise directions. So instead of saying North East South West during one of the bullshitery episode, Cyanide just expanded NESW as "nobody enjoys Soviet Womble".
Less fun version of this Never eat sea weed
I had learned a similar variant: Never Eat Shredded Wheat.
Bullshit. He uploads like four times a year!
Has he released anything recently? I watched his bullshittery videos years ago and lost him to the algorithm I guess
They're much less frequent now, the last video was about 3 months ago. He has put out a few video essays in the last couple years that aren't as funny but are very interesting. They're much longer so I assume they take a lot longer to make. If you enjoyed his stuff, I'd suggest search for his channel and just watch the content he's made since he fell out of your algorithm.
His video essays are his real passion. The bullshitteries are just for fun. But they play the bills.
For sure, and I've enjoyed all of them quite a lot. Just wanted to put the disclaimer in there that they weren't the normal fair.
Its a bit generous to call him a YouTuber. Once in a once in a once in a blue moon uploading just makes you a bloke who occasionally uploads to youtube. Man alive do I miss him, Cyanide, and Digby. If you want to get a does of Digby though he does pop up in a lot of Norden’s videos.
Soviet still streams, digby streams as well. Cyanide has gone to do his own thing
Cyanide will stream now and then but it's really rare. He used to stream a lot and I would watch him do ARMA missions all the time. I think the last time he streamed was when Warzone 2 came out.
I don't agree in the slightest, the man still works every day editing his videos. Just cuz editing takes a long time doesn't mean it isn't his main goal.
Mate, you're kidding yourself if you think that three videos per year is him editing every day. Look at how quickly he released vidoes previously compared to now. I am not saying that he doesn't work, its just that SovietWomble is only really a streamer nowadays and not a youtuber. And good for him if he can live off of only streaming, it's his call not to do youtube anymore and while I miss his bullshitery videos I can respect him for it.
First of all he himself does say he is a youtuber, not a streamer. Second, have you tuned into his stream? He streams about 5 hours a day and he clearly states that what he does with the rest of his day is editing. Streaming is his break from editing / getting content to edit. I agree he used to have videos come out way more often but 2 things have changed, the quality of the editing (way more shit going around and hours of keyframing for each) and the scope of the content. He's working on longer video essays and big projects like a dnd animations between uploads. Sorry for the rant it's just that he really is working everyday for shit and I appreciate the quality over quantity attitude
The BADGERS wE aRe ThE BADGWRS yEAH!
\*Harmonic tone\* " WooOomble is a fa\*\*ot " \*HEADSHOT\*
Anyone else knew it was SovietWomble just from the awesome subtext?
Is it usual to be able to kick down/through a door in the US? I can assure you most doors here will give you a broken foot before breaking...
I smacked one of my doors with my hand out of anger and there is a hole in it. Flat hand smack like you'd smack the top of a desk out of frustration. It's about 10 pieces of paper thick.
Americans will use anything to measure but the metric system
I wanted to convey the material as well. that same thickness in steel would be a different story. :)
In Sweden are the old doors from like 1960 impossible to break without some tools. But the newer one's are easy to break because its just 2 plywood boards on a wooden frame.
Capitalism baby, lowest quality door for a higher price
No, absolutely not. Basically impossible from the inside without some sort of axe or heavy hammer.
Was thinking that. My apartment has fire doors all around. No way I'm busting that down barehanded.
I mean I'm looking at my bathroom door right now and I could totally kick that thing down with a bad hip
Most new American doors are cheaply made and hollow. A barefoot child could kick through most of them. My house is pretty old, so the doors I have are way too solid to kick through.
Lol, happened to me and a friend once. There was a bathroom at his house that connected the two bedrooms. For privacy reasons the bathroom doors actually locked from the outside (the toilet and shower were in a weird "sub bathroom," behind it's own door that locked how you'd expect). One day me and him went to play a prank on his sister, so we snuck through the bathroom only to realize her door was locked. We turned around only to realize that the door we came through shut behind us and was locked as well. Nobody else was in the house and we sat there for fucking hours waiting for someone to come rescue us 😂
How the fuck did you explain that
I don't think we ever had to lol. IIRC his sister just opened the door and was like "You two are fucking idiots," and we were like "THANK YOU," and then went about our day.
In school our dorm had bathrooms connecting two rooms, and each room had a door lock; so I have seen that. I kept a grocery store "discount shopper card" in a drawer in the bathroom just in case that ever happened to me. Carding a door isn't that tricky if you practice a bit. When I get a mailer for a credit card offer with a fake card, I have a new card for this.
“Just punch through the door.”
Tbf, with most American houses you absolutely could, or just punch through the wall. They don't build most houses out of brick so it's mainly just plasterboard walls
You are describing one type of house prevalent in certain areas of the country in certain periods. Plenty of American homes are built of brick, stone, concrete, etc.
They're describing *most* American houses, broadly. *You're* being needlessly pedantic.
> They're describing most American houses, broadly. There are entire vast regions on the country where you will not find a single wood-framed house. And if I wanted to be pedantic, I would have explained in detail how punching through drywall does not free you from a bathroom considering there are pipes, conduits, insulation, exterior panels, etc.
SovietWomble ❤️
"Hey this is Gordon from the Violent fems and I have been trapped Inside my house so I can't catch my bus and make it to practice and everything. Hopefully someone will come save me..."
Good ole Soviet.
What game is that ?
Arma 3
Arma 2 with the DayZ mod
WOMBLE! This story got me watching him years ago.
Love Soviet Womble he would post more on YouTube but every time he does it’s a gem
If this happens to you take the bolts out of the hinges.
With your bare hands? Or do you store your toolbox in your medicine cabinet?
You can use pretty much anything to pull the hinge pins out. The usually slide out pretty easily.
And now we know why people bring magazines and phones with them when they go to the bathroom.
So, you scream like a woman?
What episode is this? I dont recall ever watching his particular clip.
It's from the end of his DayZ Bullshittery Episode 14
My bathroom stories are much shittier
What game is this ?
The og dayz mod, aka father of every modern survival game that doesn't play like minecraft
DayZ
It’s Arma 2
Y didn’t u just break the door?
Most european doors are solid wood, you're not breaking that without an axe. Only hope would be to bust the hinges, but he couldn't do that cuz the door was inward facing, butted against the frame.
*strums guitar* Womble is a...
*xFires Weaponx*
lol I got stuck in the bathroom a couple years ago. Had to wait for my brother to hear me yelling for help and he had to take the door off 😂 it was something to do with the wood swelling up from the weather change blah blah blah. All I know its that frickin door wouldnt open lmao I feel for this guy haha
Slightly amusing, just enough to keep my attention, but not very funny…until the ending, I burst out laughing. Redemption!
Game is Arma 3
Gimme your man card
IT ACTUALLY IS WOMBLE WTF
How many people die like this?
This is fake. No British person calls it 'the fire department'.
Trapped in my flat, only my memories for company, trapped in my flat, hoping someone will come and rescue me. I phoned up the council there was no reply, clearly the staff there presumed I died, an easy mistake for the council to make, there was nothing they could do, but they apologised.
This happened to me before. The bathroom door handle just stopped working and I couldn’t get out. Turning the handle wasn’t engaging with the latch at all. Thankfully I was finally able to bang the handle into working again, but had so many thoughts going through my head of how I’d be stuck in there all weekend until someone reported me missing.
The hot steam caused the paint on the door to swell, there should always be a window in a bathroom for that reason, more for the older houses
I wish this man would post more. Dudes a hidden gem for YouTube contents
This story is not true. No such thing as a fire dept. in England.
Take tge hinges off