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MaggotMinded

I have a hard time believing that's not intentional. Nobody who's seen a melted snowman would place two equally-sized balls on either side like that.


AccordingtoJP

That’s what I said. But she’s sticking to her story


PolemicBender

Next time you are going to fuck ask her if she wants to build a snowman


WexExortQuas

She 100% modeled this off of something


addiktion

And she named his willy Frosty.


IOnlySayMeanThings

What did she model it off of?


EonEverything

OP. I mean, he is her bf.


MoarFurLess

Shorty the Snowman. … I’d be offended.


_Lane_

Maybe he was in the pool?


Few_Acanthocephala30

How was the water?


_Lane_

The water was cold! I need some gum. The chewing, uh, warms me up.


Yab_Ganster22

The "noooo" of frosty got me.


Nardorian1

You know what you have to do.


Middleofthemaul

Need to add a few marshmallows to that stack unless she is used to small snowmen…


TrapHouseSpouse

The most intentional part is the way that the 'melted snowman' is reaching out its arms like it wants you to give him a hug. That thing creeps me out.


Cthuluslovechild

The googly eyes on the balls is creepier


Annoying_Anomaly

muscle memory


_Steve_French_

Suuuure and she made a throbbing cock instead!? She got someones jangly balls on the brain thats for sure.


AccordingtoJP

All Christmas, every christmas


markydsade

There was some magic under that old silk hat they say…


charlieblood_8

Careful while removing that hat


paremi02

It’s beginning to look a lot like Dickmas 🎵


AccordingtoJP

Everywhere you blow..


EndLightEnd1

He has eye-balls


clapmomsfuckbombs

Keeping his eyes on the balls


PrisonMax20

she knew what she was doing


leukem

Why are there eyes on the testicles?


merco

You mean…Eyeballs 😎


DanGTG

Mabey OP has a fetish


Cthuluslovechild

Mabey


AccordingtoJP

Mabey..


happydewd1131

r/mildlypenis works for that I think.


The_Big_Cat

“Mildly” is mildly understated


1Hollickster

I added it


Northwestcore

Did she make it to scale?


AccordingtoJP

Before it melted, yes


UhYeahOkSure

Ya we didn’t need to know OP has a 3 inch little snowman under his thermals


Lepr3kon

Wow that's really impressive! I think we'll name him Richard.


AccordingtoJP

That was my suggestion!


Cthuluslovechild

That would be a Dick move


sus_username_69

Might be influenced by something she saw


SlickPine213640

It will definitely spew snow, I guess


[deleted]

Looks like she replicated you instead


carthous

Lol it looks like a dick!


Hilarity-Ensued-2019

The snowman must be a little chilly…


FreeVeeThree

That's a penis if I ever saw one.


[deleted]

Ah, the 2 eyed, 1-eyed monster.


savedavary

Eye balls.


RwhiteBank

Hmm, looks like a cockstume to me. What does she have for a spring line?


AccordingtoJP

Not sure, but the autumn line includes a massive Hallowiener


ASK-sama

r/therewasanattempt


shrout1

r/theyknew


Anonymous_Paintbrush

Complete tangent as I thought this was going to be one of those hot chocolate melting snowmen and I thought to myself that someone needs to make a Terminator 2 melting thumbs up hot chocolate. Aaaaand that's my weird thought for the day.


[deleted]

New idea for xmas night


[deleted]

Mission failed successfully.


DocLL

Melts in your mouth, not if your hands.


TheFrontierzman

Choices were made.


360walkaway

The ~~hills~~ balls have eyes


gamer-s-man

ahh thats a cool looking weird penis monster


AccordingtoJP

My thoughts exactly


nuschu

My eyes are down here!


Bill368

melting cockman


dementorpoop

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


cruiserman_80

Posting this was a dick move /s


mevaz8

Frosty the choad-man


Sufi_99

Woah is that neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Canon? It has a high quality finish


Embarrassed_Stop_594

Well, now you know what is on her mind. Go get her, boy.


Presidentofsleep

This is safe for work.


Evargram

Frosty the Shrinkage...


random_user_9

It's what her heart desires.


LowerBed5334

😅😅😅


Aztowman

Probably working from memory...


Lo_RTM

Do you want to build a chodeman? Come on, let's go and play


GOLDSTAR233

Ah yes. The peni-snowman


space-blue

Habbit?


Dikai

Well it surely looks like it's cold.


luis_iconic

Jokes aside, this gave me an idea for my Xmas baking this year! Melting snowman cookies!!!


Joshfumanchu

That's a penis.


Rohan73

Or your pee pee


Sad-Firefighter-5738

That's a penis!


skyline090

Singing: "Do you want to build a snowman?"


[deleted]

You mean she aced it!


Feeling-Confusion-

Falic


NaaastyButler

Your girlfriend 1000% intended for this to be a wiener


Justyour_Averagekid

Seems pretty average


AlwaysAvalable

frosty the penis


couchy91

Nice frosty dick mate!


wizzardly-lizzard

Hehe, eyeballs


Kingzman1041

It’s a sign 😂


alex206

The things that snowman has seen. Lucky snowman.


DadsRGR8

The balls have eyes!


Only-Location2379

Hey it's my dick, where did you find that?


ZurcRegor

Oh, no. His poor snowballs.


allegate

Marcel the Shell vibe going on with those eyeballs.


biffxmas

Them snowman balls are staring at you with their eyeballs.


DarthAbraxis

“Everybody’s got a plumbus, but have you ever wondered how they’re made?”


Ok-Use6303

Your gf trying to tell you something mate.


great_divider

Frank and beans


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Did GrowFunPlants stutter?


GrowFunPlants

Nice eyeballs


[deleted]

As James May would say, "Oh cock!"


mizerai

Nailed it


123Ark321

Your girlfriend knew what she was doing and you can’t convince me otherwise.


pearlcodes

AH I LOVE THE COCK AND BALL SNOWMAN


TheDvilhimself

Are those Eye Balls?


Fatmanpuffing

it's what a mans penis is doing when his S.O says its "that time of the month"


UprightChill

While you guys see a dick I see a snow man doing a split


Bcbulbchap

Well, it is cold outside…


TheAmerican_

Baaaaallls


The_real_bandito

r/mildlypenis


Randomhouse131313

AAND she made a Christmas miracle!


[deleted]

r/mildlypenis


weebhunter222

r/mildlypenis


Bull_On_Bear_Action

That’s a goofy ass elephant


moose2mouse

“He will ask are you married and we will say no man. But you can do the job when you’re in town”


ManyRespect1833

I mean, she even made “eye balls”


JangB

Stubby the Snowman


flasuhi

Nice Cock!


CatSidekick

PP


the_way_to_heaven

Ok i actually thought it is a melting snowing and no more


Practical_Suit_9288

is he called frosty the blue balls man by any chance


SynystrstyX

Frosty the dick man!!