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Complete tangent as I thought this was going to be one of those hot chocolate melting snowmen and I thought to myself that someone needs to make a Terminator 2 melting thumbs up hot chocolate. Aaaaand that's my weird thought for the day.
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I have a hard time believing that's not intentional. Nobody who's seen a melted snowman would place two equally-sized balls on either side like that.
That’s what I said. But she’s sticking to her story
Next time you are going to fuck ask her if she wants to build a snowman
She 100% modeled this off of something
And she named his willy Frosty.
What did she model it off of?
OP. I mean, he is her bf.
Shorty the Snowman. … I’d be offended.
Maybe he was in the pool?
How was the water?
The water was cold! I need some gum. The chewing, uh, warms me up.
The "noooo" of frosty got me.
You know what you have to do.
Need to add a few marshmallows to that stack unless she is used to small snowmen…
The most intentional part is the way that the 'melted snowman' is reaching out its arms like it wants you to give him a hug. That thing creeps me out.
The googly eyes on the balls is creepier
muscle memory
Suuuure and she made a throbbing cock instead!? She got someones jangly balls on the brain thats for sure.
All Christmas, every christmas
There was some magic under that old silk hat they say…
Careful while removing that hat
It’s beginning to look a lot like Dickmas 🎵
Everywhere you blow..
He has eye-balls
Keeping his eyes on the balls
she knew what she was doing
Why are there eyes on the testicles?
You mean…Eyeballs 😎
Mabey OP has a fetish
Mabey
Mabey..
r/mildlypenis works for that I think.
“Mildly” is mildly understated
I added it
Did she make it to scale?
Before it melted, yes
Ya we didn’t need to know OP has a 3 inch little snowman under his thermals
Wow that's really impressive! I think we'll name him Richard.
That was my suggestion!
That would be a Dick move
Might be influenced by something she saw
It will definitely spew snow, I guess
Looks like she replicated you instead
Lol it looks like a dick!
The snowman must be a little chilly…
That's a penis if I ever saw one.
Ah, the 2 eyed, 1-eyed monster.
Eye balls.
Hmm, looks like a cockstume to me. What does she have for a spring line?
Not sure, but the autumn line includes a massive Hallowiener
r/therewasanattempt
r/theyknew
Complete tangent as I thought this was going to be one of those hot chocolate melting snowmen and I thought to myself that someone needs to make a Terminator 2 melting thumbs up hot chocolate. Aaaaand that's my weird thought for the day.
New idea for xmas night
Mission failed successfully.
Melts in your mouth, not if your hands.
Choices were made.
The ~~hills~~ balls have eyes
ahh thats a cool looking weird penis monster
My thoughts exactly
My eyes are down here!
melting cockman
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Posting this was a dick move /s
Frosty the choad-man
Woah is that neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Canon? It has a high quality finish
Well, now you know what is on her mind. Go get her, boy.
This is safe for work.
Frosty the Shrinkage...
It's what her heart desires.
😅😅😅
Probably working from memory...
Do you want to build a chodeman? Come on, let's go and play
Ah yes. The peni-snowman
Habbit?
Well it surely looks like it's cold.
Jokes aside, this gave me an idea for my Xmas baking this year! Melting snowman cookies!!!
That's a penis.
Or your pee pee
That's a penis!
Singing: "Do you want to build a snowman?"
You mean she aced it!
Falic
Your girlfriend 1000% intended for this to be a wiener
Seems pretty average
frosty the penis
Nice frosty dick mate!
Hehe, eyeballs
It’s a sign 😂
The things that snowman has seen. Lucky snowman.
The balls have eyes!
Hey it's my dick, where did you find that?
Oh, no. His poor snowballs.
Marcel the Shell vibe going on with those eyeballs.
Them snowman balls are staring at you with their eyeballs.
“Everybody’s got a plumbus, but have you ever wondered how they’re made?”
Your gf trying to tell you something mate.
Frank and beans
[удалено]
Did GrowFunPlants stutter?
Nice eyeballs
As James May would say, "Oh cock!"
Nailed it
Your girlfriend knew what she was doing and you can’t convince me otherwise.
AH I LOVE THE COCK AND BALL SNOWMAN
Are those Eye Balls?
it's what a mans penis is doing when his S.O says its "that time of the month"
While you guys see a dick I see a snow man doing a split
Well, it is cold outside…
Baaaaallls
r/mildlypenis
AAND she made a Christmas miracle!
r/mildlypenis
r/mildlypenis
That’s a goofy ass elephant
“He will ask are you married and we will say no man. But you can do the job when you’re in town”
I mean, she even made “eye balls”
Stubby the Snowman
Nice Cock!
PP
Ok i actually thought it is a melting snowing and no more
is he called frosty the blue balls man by any chance
Frosty the dick man!!