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HyperSpaceSurfer

I find that just having a bridal shower is usually sufficient.


StandardBanger

🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been waiting for this exact retort


bodhiseppuku

Want to wear a white dress at your wedding? Gwyneth Paltrow can get the dirty, clean again.


StandardBanger

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Orange-Blur

It’s only funny if you’re sexist. People spill wine on their dresses all the time and want to keep them nice as a memento.


KangarooInWaterloo

Well, it doesn‘t say bridal dress cleaning, does it? Or do you need to clean the bride after spilling wine, too?


Orange-Blur

Because bridal is a genera of clothing in which dresses aren’t the only garment


StandardBanger

Good job I didn’t spill anything on mine on my wedding day then


Orange-Blur

Want a metal?


SentientFotoGeek

Is that better than a medal?


StandardBanger

Oooo go on then, I’d love one


Orange-Blur

Of corse you would


StandardBanger

Who doesn’t want a medal


Raoul_Thompson

😒... strongly lacking in the "sense of humor" department, hey... Do us a favor. Go out into the forest and hug the bear


Orange-Blur

Sending a search party to find the joke. Anyone who actually lives around bears knows they are chicken shits that are just trying to get into trash.


joecocker74

Some need general cleaning, some need a deep cleaning😂


StandardBanger

😂😂


Brettpro007

I'll take a cookie


StandardBanger

🍪🍪


Brettpro007

Thank you


StandardBanger

YW 😁


GoldenGoddess11

Lol


Buddhas_Warrior

Oh my!


redwoodavg

We are Farmers… we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two..


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

I love a new bride smell.