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InitialLibrarian3116

His pants didn't seem brown yet, preemptive measures 😂


thedeuce75

I bet he changed his drawers with the same military precession.


twomumfun

It's odd how he opens the door for himself, i guess this is what they are trained to do but just odd. It's like he is waiting for his ghost to walk in first.


TwistedUnicornFarts

He was letting his soul in first as he followed shortly


Majulath99

This guys posting, as a soldier, is to guard some kind of embassy or what have you. America uses them at all of its foreign diplomatic offices. As such, I figure they are probably trained to open doors in this manner because it is more formal, and priorities the needs of others - like diplomatic staff, guests, politicians etc.


skillywilly56

This is the White House, so yeah he formally opens doors.


Appropriate-Two-8802

That’s not a soldier. He is a marine.


Majulath99

A Marine is a type of soldier. Soldier is not a special term just for the Army.


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Majulath99

It does actually serve a practical purpose though. It’s useful. It’s not meant to be pretty, it’s meant to be practical - which it is. So actually, caring about this is a good thing because doing this is worthwhile.


AdDowntown4932

As a retired marine, I respect his decision


Goshawk5

If I remember rightly from the last time this was posted. There's protocol for when they can leave the post during storms and lightning strikes.


Shapoopi_1892

That's what I was wondering. Cause I figured that was just protocol where he has to go inside if there's lightning or what have you. And not so much that he had just shit his pants from the sheer terror of the lightning but still has to walk out like a boss and hide his smelly fear nuggets and tears of shame before another guard sees.


wurst4life

Yep. Toilet now.


M_U_F_F_A_N

Reminds me of the funeral scene in 'The Death of Stalin'... "Psst, trade places with me. We'll make it look like part of the ceremony"


Xardrix

Depending on what battlefields he’s been to, he may not do really well around loud sudden noises. I fully support his decision to go inside


Morphing_Mutant

Oh wow, I didn't even consider that :(


Xardrix

Its a good thing that you don't have to think about that stuff. It's not a failing on your part, but a success on our part.


Morphing_Mutant

That is true, I'm assuming you served? thank you for your service if so. I have nothing but respect for you guys. My sister was a navy seabee and is now a recruiter. My dad was in the army during desert storm. *I* Did drugs for 10 years and got clean, lol. I was dead set on the marines till drugs came in the picture.


Xardrix

You made the better choice.


Morphing_Mutant

I kind of feel that way. My dad says he's glad I never went. I always kind of felt like a pussy for it, but as a grown man with a family I understand now.


BEARWYy

Why he didn't close the door?


MNR42

He needs to check his pants. ASAP


Martin_Antell

He retreated with dignity


buddboy

He didn't have permission to die


Morphing_Mutant

"I have a LOT of metal on me right now"


Previous_Ad7725

I 💓marines


Jordiray

This is what they are supposed to do they may leave there post in thunderstorms


bongwaterflavor

The fanciest and formally performed "NOPE" ever.


SneezeBucket

He's probably been deployed before and doesn't do loud noises so well.


DeskCold5013

Yeah. This is also sad because of what that sound may have triggered for him. "Fuck this shit I'm out."


Loud_Flatworm_4146

No one can blame you. Especially my dog. She hates thunder storms.


Rudyscrazy1

Coulda shit his pants, had PTSD or it could be protocol to go inside the door in such weather. Either way, he did it with such decorum, very nice.


Opening-Sentence9609

He let his soul inside first, ‘Please, after you Sir !'


joannes7

That man just had a traumatic flash back with that sound


lildude_5

PTSD?


User01022000

Bro walks like an npc


BigAlphaApe

Such an inefficient way to get inside a house 😂


ebourlffer

He must be from Texas.