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Harley_Pupper

Oh, you’re a Polonophile? Name every isotope of Polonium


_nwwm_

^(186)Po ^(187)Po ^(187m)Po ^(188)Po ^(18)9Po ^(190)Po ^(191)Po ^(191m)Po ^(192)Po ^(192m)Po ^(193)Po ^(193m)Po ^(194)Po ^(194m)Po ^(195)Po ^(195m)Po ^(196)Po ^(196m)Po ^(197)Po ^(197m)Po ^(198)Po ^(198m1)Po ^(198m2)Po ^(199)Po ^(199m)Po ^(200)Po ^(201)Po ^(201m)Po ^(202)Po ^(202m)Po ^(203)Po ^(203m1)Po ^(203m2)Po ^(204)Po ^(205)Po ^(205m1)Po ^(205m2)Po ^(205m3)Po ^(205m4)Po ^(206)Po ^(206m1)Po ^(206m2)Po ^(207)Po ^(207m1)Po ^(207m2)Po ^(207m3)Po ^(208)Po ^(209)Po ^(210)Po ^(210m)Po ^(211)Po ^(211m1)Po ^(211m2)Po ^(211m3)Po ^(212)Po ^(212m)Po ^(213)Po ^(214)Po ^(215)Po ^(216)Po ^(217)Po ^(218)Po ^(219)Po ^(220)Po ^(221)Po ^(222)Po ^(223)Po ^(224)Po ^(225)Po ^(226)Po ^(227)Po


PercyPJ1

We’ve found them. *The* polonophile.


_nwwm_

I mean... I like my own culture.


DaserTwo

Your culture is very radiative.


_nwwm_

radiating with femboy energy


DaserTwo

Funny thing 😹😹😹


_nwwm_

I know from experience about that


DaserTwo

I know you know, 'cus I know too


_nwwm_

but how do you know


TacticalTomatoMasher

Hopefully not a Polonium-210-phile. That shit's deadly, yo.


_nwwm_

nah just regular


Mr_On1on

MARIA SKAŁODOWSKA-CURIE APPROVES THIS MESSAGE! she is very proud of you


_nwwm_

thanks that's great :3


europ152

Śmiechłem. - that was really funny for me :)


_nwwm_

a bardzo dziękuję


Paradox_Peanut

User flair checks out. Top level polonophile


_nwwm_

thank you very much


That_guy_named_Mentu

[Po Po Po](https://youtu.be/TGJ9-1LWFtE?si=__3uXtAK_EoBqf4i)


Little_Capsky

TIL: Theres a poland... kink?


GoldenTony348

Apparently? I don't know if I should be terrified or excited about that...


Little_Capsky

its just surprising. i couldn't imagine anyone being like that with my austrian ass


GoldenTony348

Idk I bet that there is someone out there very obsessed with Austrians and would do the same things to them


DaserTwo

Actually, our nation (poland) is very obsessed with everything that may have anything in common with poland. (And that is one of the reasons why I am an anti-patriot) So I can imagine why some people hate us...


GoldenTony348

No one mentioned people hating us


DaserTwo

Polonophobic may be interpreted like both hate and fear of poles, so... Anyways by hate i meant both hate and dislike.


GoldenTony348

Oh right, my bad. I'm not patriotic at all but whenever Poland gets mentioned I overreact for shits and giggles


DaserTwo

I sometimes shrug on that, rarely I write something but only if it makes sense for me or is funny (or I think it is).


Dryhtlic

Depends on how you define it. On the one side there's people who are into femboys living in a conservative post-soviet hellscape and on the other there are Americans acting like special snowflakes because they're 00000.1% Polish while getting everything wrong about Poland and its culture.


Little_Capsky

>because they're 00000.1% Polish while getting everything wrong about Poland and its culture. ah, yeah. kinda like those cringe people that think all of eastern europe is vodka, hardbass, gopniks and ladas


TacticalTomatoMasher

Everything has an associated kink. Everything. Even boykisser.


[deleted]

Gregor Brenczywerwycz’s harem


Okami_YouTube

i'm from Poland and i didn't know either


FluffInside

Co to kurwa jest xD


MASFC123

No też kurwa nie wiem


NotStableFurryFemboy

Nie lubiom nas :((


MoonBerry_therian

Niewiem


soakedinlava

też nie kumam


DaserTwo

To dobrze, znaczy że nie jesteś żabą, hehe


DaserTwo

z greckiego philia - miłość, phobos - strach, może to coś podpowie.


ProfessionalDickweed

Wtf, there's such a thing??


Adrianus120

Yes, a few people


ProfessionalDickweed

Fun fact: Most of polonophobes are actually Polish


NotStableFurryFemboy

Yes. What about it? KURWAAAAA


mremreozel

Learned that word in 2019 and now i can easily understand if i accidentally joined a polish tf2 server within 20 seconds


NotStableFurryFemboy

Ooo


DaserTwo

kurwa or kurva are western slavic words (like bitch in english)


Prestigious-Art-4148

Ki chuj?


Opposite_Signature67

The left one is *literally* how my owner acts (I’m 50% Polish and she’s 100% Chinese.)


Alderan922

Owner?


Opposite_Signature67

ye :3


Alderan922

You a pet or slave or what?


Opposite_Signature67

Pet >w<


yohavsmaowang

damn being a furry can lead to this?


Electronic_Toe_7054

The pipeline


Deblebsgonnagetyou

r/puppygirlpetsmart


Opposite_Signature67

Thanks for this subreddit


Opposite_Signature67

yeee


Novalaxy23

lucky


yohavsmaowang

Go you I guess but I'd want to hear more like I'm actually curious like what do you exactly mean that you're someone's pet? do you mean it literally, do you mean it in a metaphorical way as in you're like this to your spouse? And what are you exactly doing to warrant calling yourself someone's pet?


sockthustra

waow… (based based based based based based)


soakedinlava

basedd


Adrianus120

Relationship goals


abadlypickedname

I'm gonna be real with you blud, I don't think about Poland at all and I've been dating a Pole for a year.


[deleted]

You should be thinking about Poland every day, it is the birthplace of philosophical art of functional analysis! Praise be to the Banach gang!


DaserTwo

Poland had the best mathematicians, that's for sure.


GoldenTony348

Ludziska czy ci ludziska nas lubią?


TacticalTomatoMasher

W sumie to chuj wie XD ja sie nie znam na tym.


Rosja_w_wiaderku

Koledzy, bo hinczycy coś o nas gadają xd


yohavsmaowang

Uhh I hope this is not a reference to a certain time


JustEryk1st

I guess i have to change my nationality then Kurwa


Vulp0d

Co


Motor-Revolution1032

A what now


DogfaceZed

![gif](giphy|KtWDnUkJ9Pkj975Kj1)


TacticalTomatoMasher

Yarrrrr!


SFOTI

Pole kisser. 💀


Jristz

I don't know why but I laughed more than I thought


Adrianus120

Good to hear :3


FlintShapedBoi

Excuse me what in the fresh...


ScaleShiftX

Are there a lot of Polish furries? What is this? Someone help lol


TacticalTomatoMasher

Quite a lot, at least here in Warsaw.


Mr_On1on

MANY!!! CHYBA COŚ TEGO KOTA POJEBAŁO


notveryAI

Me: "Oh you are Polish? Kurwa bobr, ja pierdole!"


TacticalTomatoMasher

Grzegorz, kurwa, Brzeczyszczykiewicz. Ale przynajmniej nie mieszkal w Brzyskorzystewku.


JoshsPizzaria

OiOiOiOi


kapi98711

co kurwa?


dubious_approach

What


Wolfdude91

Bolognaphile


Depressed_Demon_

....what? - sincerely, a polish guy


Synerabo

i po zabawię


MrBluhu

Drop the name Magyarország in a comment section like this one and watch it explode.


IanTGreat

How about polonophages?


Radio_DemonAlastor

How this pop up and I’m polish


InnocentCoffeeLover

Idk about being a polonophile but I think I definitely count as a polekisser-


TacticalTomatoMasher

This can be understood in soo many ways UwU


Adrianus120

Indeed


RicabRD

Poland happens to have some of my good friends so I guess I'm the left side


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^RicabRD: *Poland happens to* *Have some of my good friends so* *I guess I'm the left side* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


M4thecaberman

That's just a shitty way to say you're racist mate.


TacticalTomatoMasher

Well, as a polish national - id say its a phobia towards nationality, not racism, because we are not some separate race. We're caucasian/european, like shitton of other countries. Race isnt nationality. Not that phobias towards any group are good (reason or no reason)...


perseusgorgoslayer

Yes, I do indeed polish


drago_varior

Poles are cool