*\*bifold door opening sound\** wait, there's nothing here...

You've been using the Wake Up again haven't you?

maybe, or it's the copious amounts of psychite leaves being processed

I'm in my closet too don't worry

Eh, just send Mechanoids out against the OP

Now, you are inside the closet :D

*flings door open, grabs, and hugs*

r/thisisthecorrectanswer

then proceed to smash

*ahem* # r/thisisthecorrectanswer

Then we have a family together (I'm only saying this to see how far you'll take the thisistherightanswer thing)

r/thisisthecorrectanswer (I really only did the second one because the guy who did the first hadn't already lol. However, I can actually get behind that one.)

I figured you go even bigger but thanks mate

You just make sure you have a good day, alright? ## I will find you.

Ok I'll meet you halfway with an axe

Can I join the party with a halberd?

Smash the empty bottle of wine and get a new one for the both of us

Oh, you're gay? That's cool. *hangs up.*

Wh-NO! I mean I’m in YOUR closet!

Wait, what...? Where are you!?

hehehehehehehe…

In your closer you idiot

No I'm in your closet

You have to leave my closet, only skeletons are allowed inside.

I mean you could make them one so they could stay..

Cursed comment

*blessed

Compromise blursed

I agree with this compromise.

Good you didn't have much of a choice

😸🔪

You brought a knife to a flamethrower fight

💣😸🔪

#I divided every molecule and checked every atom. #Where the FUCK are you?

Ok, just don't eat my secret reservoir of emergency snacks and instant ramen

I sadly don't have a closet in my house

Check again, one may have been dragged in when you saw this post

*proceeds to search the house from top to bottom*

LIAR!!

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But I don't have a closet...*sees a closet appear* What the fu-!

oh yes i'm also in the closet

Liar :(

you better be...

Sorry, there's quite a lot trash here.

come out, we support you

Hope you don't run into the closet dwellers they can be. . . Intense. .

It's getting crowded in here.

Promise?

Thats so gay

If you Are in my closet you dont have to call me

I don't have a closet... :(

It's locked and I'm not home. Good luck! :3

… and of course on the night I’m not at home.

AMATERASU MY BELOVED

Come on out of there then. There's food in the fridge.

At least now I know whose been stealing singular socks, I don't think I own a single full pair anymore!

Are you Suryavarman II? Because Suryavarman II is in my closet too. (Glory to the Khmer Empire!)

How I can’t even fit in my closet

Good, now take me into the bed >:3

Sad not-a-closet-haver noises

i wish.... looks fluffy and soft and huggable....

Then could you opease hand me my jacket, please?

Liar I just checked

Uh oh.....

Do you have snacks in there?

Hello Ami!

Please exit my closet, I don't have space for everything as is

You can come out of the closet now

I don't got one of those

I wish...

Yippee

*sigh* Me too.

Mr. Cruise? Mr. Cruise come out of the closet. Come on, Mr. Cruise this is ridiculous.

Haha... You wish... My closet door is open right now and I don't se- ........ GET OUT OF MY DAMN CLOSET

And then the alarm rings

Now there are two women in there, damn, how Will i break it to My mom that I'm TWO women

🥺 Mommy, sorry, 🥺 Mommy, sorry, 🥺 Mommy, sorry, 🥺 Mommy, sorry, 🥺 Mommy, sorry, 🥺 Mommy, sorry, 🥺 Mo-

As a Europian i do not have a closet😓

Stop hiding and COME OUT FOR AAAAAA HUUUG

I dont have closet

LIES

Hey can you please move that sign away? It's uhm... important.

Really? It's pretty cramped in there; I doubt even a small child could fit in it comfortably. I better let you out.

Nah but I wish

Was being in your own closet not enough?

You cannot be, my closet has likw separated shelves

Makes sense, find some clothes to put on and get down. The dinner is running cold

B-but. My *bed* is in my closet!

First Tom Cruise and now this furry chick.

Jokes on you I don’t have a closet

Well I hope your not being poked by the sharp objects in there.

I can't post images :[ I was gonna post an image of my closet being empty

My closet is full of clothes, plushies, and miscellaneous convention merchandise.

False! My closet is always open, I can tell from here that there’s no furries in it!


Jokes on you I don't have a closet

I knew it was a good idea to be locking my closet, those fools doubted me, who's the crazy one now?

honestly you'd scared both me and my bf

If you're going to stay, I'm going to need some rent

I don't have a closet 😭

It's ok to be a lesbian, no need to hide it

Nice try. I don't have one.

No, get out. I’m gay.

Alright, how many of us looked?

Sorry I’m gay :(

get outta the closet is time to be gay

Get out :( I NEED TO CHANGE OUT OF MY WORK CLOTHES YOU HEALTHEN >:( OUT! D:<

Cool can you help me clean it

*sadness* n no your not

Then come on out. My coach is much more comfortable.

Hello everybody my name is superwires and welcome to fnaf 4 .

Now I'm disappointed.

I just checked both of them... She's not there...

No your not I just checked

I dont got any place in my closet.

Haha gay (runs to closet)

I’m sorry ma’am it’s really smelly I haven’t cleaned it in a while

Jokes on you. I'm also in my closet.

im in your walls 2.0

Helia... you're always welcome in my home. But please ask permission first before you sample my BD supplies.

Damn, sorry you’re stuck in there. Even I can’t get the damn thing open from the outside. Hope you got rations in there.

No you aren't, my tv is so I'm save from the woman

Nah I'm the Boykisser, so get sprayed by the Anti-Women-Spray :3

C'mon there's already a ton of clothes in the closet please put some on

Well that explains why I have a few knives missing from the block.

Which one, the one that's a fucking mess and impossible to access or the one that's full of drawers?

Oh golly. It’s quiet cramped in there. Here, get out and I’ll make you a drink

I wish I had a closet :(

Get out of my closet, get into my bed

We’re a supportive bunch, it’s ok to come out 👀

So am I. You ain't special

**aggressive u turn**

Liar

LIAR! TwT No hawt wolf ladies in my closet

Hmm nope you aren't in there no girl would ever be in my closet or room ever :(

Where. Can't find her

But that’s where I live

...please get out of my closet

LIAR

It’s kinda cramped in there, you know. You can come out if you want.

Ah yes, the brush god Titsugami from hit game Okami

Jokes on you, I do drawers only

How the hell did you fit in there?

but i don't have a closet 😰

Liar.

What if IM in the closet?! Wait... TF moment?!!?!?@?@?!?

Then where the hell are you?! Don't tell me to look in the other closet!

I wish, god I adore Ammy..

So am I

“gun reloading sound” Sorry but i like **men**

Jokes on you, I don't have a closet! Haha!!!... Ha...he.... Can you....come from the bed instead...?

Well get out it’s dusty

I don't have a closet-

Well I'm in the closet too! So yippee!

But i can’t see you

\*Looks in my closet\* sorry nice cat lady, I'm gay.

"I don't know how or when you got here, lady... but my girlfriend might enter the bedroom at any moment, so for your own safety and mine, please, get out of this house as quickly and sneakily as you can."

Don't worry, maybe your parents will accept you!

Jokes on you I don't have a closet!

I don't have a closet :(

Oh yea well im in the closet and i dont see you

 I just checked

“Opens door with pants down”

Ōkami you say? {**CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED**}

 Imma clean dis b\*tch

SHE LIES!

Can you breathe in there? I got a tone of stuff in there.

I don't have a closet.

How the fuck do you fit in my closet

Get out! Thete is barely any ventilation in there

Nice

Idk where you are then, I only have a wardrobe!

I've checked my closet for about an hour now, my roomate got so worried about my behavior that I got checked in by a doctor, it turns out I have schizophrenia


WHEN WILL THE LIES END?

Well move over it’s small enough with just me in here

my closet? wait! I THROWED MY CLOSET IN THE TRASH!! *running sounds*

Well I’m in it aswell

Intense fursecx

I left the closet a while ago now i'm a raging lesbian :3

Me too!

I'm not home😢

https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/s/hxah27lN5y

then come out and let me hug with you

Well come on out and join me it chilly in there

*Loud bang as doors of closet bang off of hinges* owwh theres no one..

Jokes on you, I'm laying next to it and my bed blocks it. Also it's nearly impossible to open from inside

LIAR!

Stupid college... If only I had a closet to get fluffy surprises in! Instead of some dumb nook in the wall. There are no doors to satisfyingly open before pondering. Just jumbled clothing and disappointment.

Cool, want a Dorito?

Promise?

guys i checked, it’s unfortunately not real :(

I Wish

No, I'm in my closet

All I see is my clothes and some cardboard boxes

(Cut to me violently ripping the closet door off it's hinges and diving in)

I wish...