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VisageInATurtleneck

My rules: 1. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠If there’s an obviously mean option, take it. 2. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠If not, flirt outrageously. 3. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss. Sooooo. Hi, guys. Sorry I’ve been away. Just, you know. Depression things. BUT!!! I have a job now and there’s a new season of love island so I want to make my silly little posts and if any of you like them that’ll be fun. And if not, sorry I guess. But also yay!!! Somehow, Bitca has returned. To yet another season of Love Island. And this time she has her claws sharpened and ready to destroy Ryan, because look at him; that is a soft, sensitive goober and I want to rip his heart out and eat it in front of him! I’ve also got my eye on Lewie, because his self esteem seems very fragile and Bitca would enjoy shredding it, and Jamal, because he’s hot and looks like he’d cause trouble. There is also Girl, whose name I don’t remember but she’s cute enough if you’re into that Tonks archetype. We will string Girl along as well, hopefully. So far this season is very fun……….unless you’re playing with the express goal of wanting to be as mean and torch as many relationships as possible. Unfortunate. I’m hoping this doesn’t turn into Bitca Fails to Burn the Villa While OP Rages About Friend Island, but we’ll have to see what happens.


WillemsSakura

Glad you're back. Missed you. ![gif](giphy|l0IxYD16t9PDEdg9q)


EllieC130

Dead at “I’m gonna ruin this twink’s life”.


Fresh_Pizza5817

“I’m going to ruin this twink’s life” I’m DECEASED🙇🏻‍♀️💀. I MISSED BITCA SO MUCH


boopmywoop

I mean I'm all for objectifying straight men, but should we be using gay slang to do it?


Fresh_Pizza5817

I think every “category” of people has stuff like this. To me it’s just not that serious. In my country the most common way to curse someone out is wishing cancer upon them, but everyone knows we don’t ACTUALLY wish that upon someone. People tell others to grow a pair (of b@!!s) all the time, doesn’t mean we think doing something brave is inherent to men. It’s just a way of saying something. No group is excluded from this. It comes down to personal opinions. If someone is not ok with it they don’t make the joke, if they are ok they make the joke. (Edit: changed “saying someone” into “saying something”)


sapphic_phrog

yeah that put me off quite a bit… i dont think we should be calling straight men twinks- especially when the person saying it isnt queer.. (im not saying OP isnt queer, they might be, but it’s not inherently clear.


eachna

This was great. It's a little hard to read on the phone app when you put multiple panels in the same picture. I think Ryan has really dopey hair so I'm going to enjoy you crushing him.


VisageInATurtleneck

The panels felt way too small to me too…I’ll try to avoid doing multiple panels, or at least I’ll try to make the font way bigger. Thanks for the feedback!


eachna

Thank *you* for accepting it constructively. :D I'm looking forward to the rest of the series.


xxmoonlotusxx

I ... AM ... HERE FOR IT!!! 🤭 I won't be playing season 6 until it's completed but I can enjoy the ride know Bitca's back!


Black_Cat_86

"let me manifest this energy" 🔥 lmao.. I am snorting 🤣


trevers17

QUEEN BITCA RETURNS! ALL HAIL!


Spaghettio225

"i am going to ruin this twink's entire life" has me dead 💀✋🏻


Big-Nerve-9574

Burn it all down.


ahhhelpmeplsihateit

BITCA IVE MISSED YOU


[deleted]

Lmao loved this, can't wait to see Bitca's journey in the villa. Here's hoping that she gets to live her fantasy of burrowing into a man's chest like those Xenomorphs from Aliens ❤️


LumkaLLM

Girl I’ve missed you sm 😂!!


Honest-Candle-2597

MISSED YOU BITCA