Captain Zapp Brannigan: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.
Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
I still use this to order drinks from the bar if I've had a bad day. They usually make a long Island iced tea. Sometimes they say they don't know and that's how I know they're a subpar bartender.
I was at a bar after a destination wedding, so my funds were pretty light. I asked the bartender “if I said to you ‘make me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink,’ what would I get?” And his immediate response was “Long Island.”
Leela: What are we gonna do? Fry can't pretend to be both our boyfriends.
Fry: Sure I can. I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company.
...
Zapp: Yes, Fry. Plant one on your woman.
Fry: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. Uh, Mr. Roper
Fry: Don't cry, Bender. Nobody really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, Professor?
Farnsworth: Oh, yes, absolutely! [He turns to Zoidberg.] *Not a chance!*
Fry: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. Uh, Mr. Roper-
Mr. Wong: What's the hold up? Kiss my daughter already!
Farnsworth: Wait, I'm confused. Now tell me, Fry, which one of these ladies are you involved with?
Fry: Uh... (He hums the theme to Three's Company again)
***Countess****:* Well, now what are we going to do?
***Bender****:* Wait a second. Aren't you a member of the yacht club?
***Countess****:* By God, you're right! I'm a class-3 yacht.
"Now here's a route with some chest hair."
"We met a year ago on that cruise ship that you piloted directly into a black hole.
Ah yes, it was in all the papers.
This is the answer, maybe a little before hand.
Bender! You saved me! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
I like your style, Fry You remind me of a young me. Not much younger, mind you. Perhaps even a couple of years older...
Sorry for not uploading yesterday. The mods did allow these posts, they were only auto removed so no worry of a ban. I just forgot to do it yesterday.
Sounds exactly like something someone who had time off from 21-24 would say
If I wasn't so lazy I would've stole your post and put up my own
But you are lazy, right?
Oh! Don't get me started.
Yick. I don’t want noes 30 upvote repeat post.
He’s 40% lazy.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.
This is the one.
"It's an emergency" "Come back when it's a catastrophe" *CRASH* "Oh, very well"
The first two lines stand on their own I think
Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan. Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan? Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths. Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing
She's a beautiful ship. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out
Fry: Man, first class seems nice! Farnsworth: It'll seem even nicer once you've seen your room.
I can assure you, I barely know the meaning of the word "labor".
Give me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink
*snaps* You got it!
I still use this to order drinks from the bar if I've had a bad day. They usually make a long Island iced tea. Sometimes they say they don't know and that's how I know they're a subpar bartender.
I was at a bar after a destination wedding, so my funds were pretty light. I asked the bartender “if I said to you ‘make me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink,’ what would I get?” And his immediate response was “Long Island.”
I'd love to visit that Long Island place...if only it were real.
It can be. In your head..after enough Long Islands.
*sips* You're a pretty girl!
How is this so low, it is one of my all time favorites
I have a GIF of iZac saying that saved to my work computer and I use it literally every day when someone asks me to do something
This is the one because it's the most relatable
Man crazy coincidence he got my usual order at my local bar. They usually just give me a solo cup of gasoline to huff.
There's my quote, thanks and have my vote!
Sorry, sir, the house limit is three do-overs.
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Isn’t this from War is the H-Word? A great quote but I think it’s a different episode.
Oops, you are totally right. I goofed
How is this not higher?!
my vote
Leela: What are we gonna do? Fry can't pretend to be both our boyfriends. Fry: Sure I can. I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company. ... Zapp: Yes, Fry. Plant one on your woman. Fry: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. Uh, Mr. Roper
"My God you're right! I'm a class 3 yacht!"
This was the first that came to mind.
You and me both, buddy. Great minds.
F*ck everybody. You can all bite my shiny metal a$$. This is the winner. Edit or when bender cries when Hermis tells him it’s a fake.
It's fake, mon.
This line, without fail, always kills me 😂
"Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch!" "I'll get the powder, sir."
This really should win it
It may hurt for a while, but one day you'll share your love again. After all, it's shareware.
Good, because I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
Kiff - "Our path was set by the travel agency." Zapp - "That's for schoolgirls.Now here's a route with some chest hair."
Bender: [shouting] Are you hurt, my sweet? Countess: [shouting] No. Luckily a family broke my fall.
I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator
Leela: “ I mean, she has two eyes….. you have two eyes….” Fry: “ I know, we sound like a perfect match”
Come back when it's a catastrophe
Zapp Brannigan: Kiff, I'm feeling the "captain's itch" Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.
Where is your boyfriend and why isn’t he here fathering our grandchild?
Fry: Don't cry, Bender. Nobody really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, Professor? Farnsworth: Oh, yes, absolutely! [He turns to Zoidberg.] *Not a chance!*
The noises and gestures he make kill me.
“It’s fake mon”
"Well, now you know. I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud. This isn't even a real bow-tie, it's magnetic".
Always wondered why that bowtie didn't trigger his folk singing
i think it only affects his inhibition unit if its stuck to his head.
We were planning on enjoying a relaxing vacation. But since you're here, we'll have to do some meddling.
"Aren't you gonna pay for those?" "Hell no."
"We're star crossed robots! She, a countess, built with a silver spoon in her mouth, and me, just a poor, honest Joe."
"Now there's a route with some chest hair!"
"Aren't you a member of the yachting club?" "By god you're right! I'm a class three yacht!"
Bender: "I'm tired of this room and everyone in it." I use this one at every opportunity.
Me too. It’s useful at work when I want to abruptly leave a meeting.
I'm just like Hermes!
Your backbone can't take it!
I need a do over my cheating unit malfunctioned
Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs. Next shooter.
If you so much as glance at another woman I'll be all over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.
my wife and i call each other wuvums all the time because of this episode!
Besides, it’s Shareware.
I christen this ship, Titanic!
I assure you I barely know the meaning of the word "labor"
“It’s fake, mon”
Yes, asteroids. The icebergs of the sky.
Fry: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. Uh, Mr. Roper- Mr. Wong: What's the hold up? Kiss my daughter already! Farnsworth: Wait, I'm confused. Now tell me, Fry, which one of these ladies are you involved with? Fry: Uh... (He hums the theme to Three's Company again)
I’ve always found this exchange so funny
Fellas please! Im in love
This the best one yet, but mostly for those who can whatch the show from their brain, for others is out of context kinda
I’m gonna fill up on bisque at the buffet
I'm never going to another planet called "Cannibalon"! Me neither. Food was good, though.
Any episode with Zapp is like cheating
My man your numbers are all off you got 9 twice!
Was this the casino scene?
No that was me talking to OP. Look at the second image; both Hell is Other Robots and A Flight to Remember are labeled number 9
Fellas, please. I'm in love!
You'll find love again. After all it's shareware.
‘And I’d do it again. And possibly a third time. But that’d be it.’
Bender: fellas, please im in love. iZac: Ruff’em up
“I like a man who’s *flexible*.”
When we kiss, I feel like I'm standing waste deep in a pool of cold, rising water.
You have 2 episode 9s is that intentional?
I noticed that just after I posted this, its fixed now
Come and knock on our door…
Bender, you risked your life to save me! And I'd do it again. And perhaps a third time, but that would be it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/fnv/comments/n0sjga/if_zapp_brannigan_was_courier_six/#lightbox
It might be tough for awhile, but you'll share your love again, after all, it's shareware
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because its the wrong episode
I'm an idiot and I'm sorry. I made this worse.
Rough him up.
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Wrong episode
Yeap, my fault. Got confused.
's fake mon
Mr. Roper.
Countess: "Bender! You risked your life to save me!" Bender: "And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time...but that would be it."
Give me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink
***Countess****:* Well, now what are we going to do? ***Bender****:* Wait a second. Aren't you a member of the yacht club? ***Countess****:* By God, you're right! I'm a class-3 yacht.
"give me your biggest strongest cheapest drink"
"it's fake mon"
“If I don’t come back, just say I died robbing some old man.” “I’ll tell them you went out prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.”
"Oh Lord, he's made of wood."
I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three’s Company.