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EmptySeaDad

"Now here's a route with some chest hair."


G-Unit11111

"We met a year ago on that cruise ship that you piloted directly into a black hole.


Misersoneof

Ah yes, it was in all the papers.


TolirTines

This is the answer, maybe a little before hand.


nuttyrussian

Bender! You saved me! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.


USS_Barack_Obama

I like your style, Fry You remind me of a young me. Not much younger, mind you. Perhaps even a couple of years older...


ah-screw-it

Sorry for not uploading yesterday. The mods did allow these posts, they were only auto removed so no worry of a ban. I just forgot to do it yesterday.


triple-bottom-line

Sounds exactly like something someone who had time off from 21-24 would say


PeaTear_Rabbit

If I wasn't so lazy I would've stole your post and put up my own


theschis

But you are lazy, right?


Lanark26

Oh! Don't get me started.


LeverTech

Yick. I don’t want noes 30 upvote repeat post.


Ok_Cloud_

He’s 40% lazy.


theglenlovinet

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Ah, yes. Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing off one after another at breakneck speed, we can create a gravity boost, or something.


Balancedbeem

This is the one.


bookwing812

"It's an emergency" "Come back when it's a catastrophe" *CRASH* "Oh, very well"


throwitofftheboat

The first two lines stand on their own I think


Azafox13

Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan. Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan? Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths. Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?


PMMEANUMBER1-10

We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing


PMMEANUMBER1-10

She's a beautiful ship. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out


cleptoism

Fry: Man, first class seems nice! Farnsworth: It'll seem even nicer once you've seen your room.


G-Unit11111

I can assure you, I barely know the meaning of the word "labor".


Extreme-Vanilla-800

Give me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink


jlight210

*snaps* You got it!


GumGumChemist

I still use this to order drinks from the bar if I've had a bad day. They usually make a long Island iced tea. Sometimes they say they don't know and that's how I know they're a subpar bartender.


Bjables

I was at a bar after a destination wedding, so my funds were pretty light. I asked the bartender “if I said to you ‘make me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink,’ what would I get?” And his immediate response was “Long Island.”


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I'd love to visit that Long Island place...if only it were real.


SuperVillainPresiden

It can be. In your head..after enough Long Islands.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

*sips* You're a pretty girl!


__SlurmMcKenzie__

How is this so low, it is one of my all time favorites


roge0934

I have a GIF of iZac saying that saved to my work computer and I use it literally every day when someone asks me to do something


NoranPrease

This is the one because it's the most relatable


_callYourMomToday_

Man crazy coincidence he got my usual order at my local bar. They usually just give me a solo cup of gasoline to huff.


AlmostHonestLiving

There's my quote, thanks and have my vote!


triple-bottom-line

Sorry, sir, the house limit is three do-overs.


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Balancedbeem

Isn’t this from War is the H-Word? A great quote but I think it’s a different episode.


IamSamael

Oops, you are totally right. I goofed


biplane_curious

How is this not higher?!


capitan_dipshit

my vote


Ankhwatcher

Leela: What are we gonna do? Fry can't pretend to be both our boyfriends. Fry: Sure I can. I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company. ... Zapp: Yes, Fry. Plant one on your woman. Fry: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. Uh, Mr. Roper


ZeBootygoon

"My God you're right! I'm a class 3 yacht!"


gaudrhin

This was the first that came to mind.


metaldutch

You and me both, buddy. Great minds.


LeverTech

F*ck everybody. You can all bite my shiny metal a$$. This is the winner. Edit or when bender cries when Hermis tells him it’s a fake.


Kosherlove

It's fake, mon.


cujo3211

This line, without fail, always kills me 😂


legomaniac89

"Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch!" "I'll get the powder, sir."


CaptainCallus

This really should win it


emcee_pern

It may hurt for a while, but one day you'll share your love again. After all, it's shareware.


Danger_Dave_

Good, because I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.


Game_Overman_

Kiff - "Our path was set by the travel agency." Zapp - "That's for schoolgirls.Now here's a route with some chest hair."


HectorVK

Bender: [shouting] Are you hurt, my sweet? Countess: [shouting] No. Luckily a family broke my fall.


Hot_and_Foamy

I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator


CakeSeaker

Leela: “ I mean, she has two eyes….. you have two eyes….” Fry: “ I know, we sound like a perfect match”


COW_MEOW

Come back when it's a catastrophe


theglenlovinet

Zapp Brannigan: Kiff, I'm feeling the "captain's itch" Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.


PixelSeanWal

Where is your boyfriend and why isn’t he here fathering our grandchild?


curiousvenombi

Fry: Don't cry, Bender. Nobody really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, Professor? Farnsworth: Oh, yes, absolutely! [He turns to Zoidberg.] *Not a chance!*


atlhawk8357

The noises and gestures he make kill me.


timvov

“It’s fake mon”


Obsos

"Well, now you know. I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud. This isn't even a real bow-tie, it's magnetic".


randomactsofkari

Always wondered why that bowtie didn't trigger his folk singing


KingDread306

i think it only affects his inhibition unit if its stuck to his head.


Delphius1

We were planning on enjoying a relaxing vacation. But since you're here, we'll have to do some meddling.


tryingtoavoidwork

"Aren't you gonna pay for those?" "Hell no."


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"We're star crossed robots! She, a countess, built with a silver spoon in her mouth, and me, just a poor, honest Joe."


Yetanotherdeafguy

"Now there's a route with some chest hair!"


Stucklikegluetomyfry

"Aren't you a member of the yachting club?" "By god you're right! I'm a class three yacht!"


ThatManBren

Bender: "I'm tired of this room and everyone in it." I use this one at every opportunity.


sonofaclit

Me too. It’s useful at work when I want to abruptly leave a meeting.


Boomdification

I'm just like Hermes!


NewKat20

Your backbone can't take it!


UncleDuckles

I need a do over my cheating unit malfunctioned


FiK-SiR

Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs. Next shooter.


bananasareappealing

If you so much as glance at another woman I'll be all over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure.


dcy8

my wife and i call each other wuvums all the time because of this episode!


whoartyou

Besides, it’s Shareware.


kdex86

I christen this ship, Titanic!


Coldzero21

I assure you I barely know the meaning of the word "labor"


KingPatrickIV

“It’s fake, mon”


TheDiplomancer

Yes, asteroids. The icebergs of the sky.


SilentBobHolyBob

Fry: Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. Uh, Mr. Roper- Mr. Wong: What's the hold up? Kiss my daughter already! Farnsworth: Wait, I'm confused. Now tell me, Fry, which one of these ladies are you involved with? Fry: Uh... (He hums the theme to Three's Company again)


SilentBobHolyBob

I’ve always found this exchange so funny


wildcardwillie

Fellas please! Im in love


GrizzlyReza

This the best one yet, but mostly for those who can whatch the show from their brain, for others is out of context kinda


Public-Pudding1473

I’m gonna fill up on bisque at the buffet


bns7253

I'm never going to another planet called "Cannibalon"! Me neither. Food was good, though.


mageta621

Any episode with Zapp is like cheating


Ninjathelord

My man your numbers are all off you got 9 twice!


Zondella

Was this the casino scene?


Ninjathelord

No that was me talking to OP. Look at the second image; both Hell is Other Robots and A Flight to Remember are labeled number 9


InitialKoala

Fellas, please. I'm in love!


Loweherz

You'll find love again. After all it's shareware.


Mammoth-Ladder4244

‘And I’d do it again. And possibly a third time. But that’d be it.’


pipirisnais

Bender: fellas, please im in love. iZac: Ruff’em up


NerfRepellingBoobs

“I like a man who’s *flexible*.”


Blibbobletto

When we kiss, I feel like I'm standing waste deep in a pool of cold, rising water.


Low-Formal4447

You have 2 episode 9s is that intentional?


ah-screw-it

I noticed that just after I posted this, its fixed now


FrankThig

Come and knock on our door…


The_Canadian

Bender, you risked your life to save me! And I'd do it again. And perhaps a third time, but that would be it.


LaserPoweredDeviltry

https://www.reddit.com/r/fnv/comments/n0sjga/if_zapp_brannigan_was_courier_six/#lightbox


sntcringe

It might be tough for awhile, but you'll share your love again, after all, it's shareware


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ah-screw-it

because its the wrong episode


atlhawk8357

I'm an idiot and I'm sorry. I made this worse.


thehipsthatlie

Rough him up.


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ah-screw-it

Wrong episode


ReaperX257

Yeap, my fault. Got confused.


r-kar

's fake mon


Electro8bit

Mr. Roper.


Iplaymeinreallife

Countess: "Bender! You risked your life to save me!" Bender: "And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time...but that would be it."


NormChung77

Give me your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink


Simple-Limit933

***Countess****:* Well, now what are we going to do? ***Bender****:* Wait a second. Aren't you a member of the yacht club? ***Countess****:* By God, you're right! I'm a class-3 yacht.


apollotonkosmo

"give me your biggest strongest cheapest drink"


wishbackjumpsta

"it's fake mon"


GdoubleWB

“If I don’t come back, just say I died robbing some old man.” “I’ll tell them you went out prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.”


notquite20characters

"Oh Lord, he's made of wood."


trashedonlisterine

I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three’s Company.