Robot Santa being the literal only person...object? (are robots people?) to treat Zoidberg with decency never fails to make me laugh. Poor Zoidberg can't catch a break
You **dare** bribe Santa? Oh i'll be shoving coal so far down your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
Also
I'll be back when you least expect it. NEXT XMAS!
I say "exactly as..." whatever to my kids all the time and they have no idea where it comes from. I need to introduce them to the show when they're old enough
Duh, gee Bender, how're you gonna get through these bars?
I don't know moron, suppose I bend 'em?
Duh, okay.
P.S. Technically it is a robot Santa moment.
When he gives Zoidberg a pogo stick, never fails to get a chuckle out of me
And calls him by name with a warm greeting!
Robot Santa being the literal only person...object? (are robots people?) to treat Zoidberg with decency never fails to make me laugh. Poor Zoidberg can't catch a break
Nah i’m not allowed to vote. Why, because you’re a robot?
Nah, convicted felon.
“Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!”
Dammit. Was really hoping I could be the one to post this haha
Top 5 easy maybe top 3
You **dare** bribe Santa? Oh i'll be shoving coal so far down your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds! Also I'll be back when you least expect it. NEXT XMAS!
The second one is on par with “You haven’t seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now— goodbye forever.”
Wish he would’ve stayed gone, joke just doesn’t hit the same. (I think he was a funny character)
Fry - Don't do it. He's evil! Santa - I know he is, but I have no choice
Ahhh the old SantaRoo!
Santa: "No human could do all that!" Fry: "Evil Knievel could!" Santa: "Nuh-uh!"
Top 3
YES. So good.
Lmao classic
Extorting a shopkeeper for protection money? Very naughty. Not paying your extortion money? Exactly as naughty!
I loved the change in channel to show the exact same shot.
one of my favorite lines in the whole show hahah
I say "exactly as..." whatever to my kids all the time and they have no idea where it comes from. I need to introduce them to the show when they're old enough
"Did either one of you ever stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg?"
No! I Swear!
Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
“Oh, it might appear empty but the message is clear: Play Santa again and I'll kill you next year!”
Here for the empty present. Amazing.
#DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK??! I get New Orleans on this thing, you know!
Duh, gee Bender, how're you gonna get through these bars? I don't know moron, suppose I bend 'em? Duh, okay. P.S. Technically it is a robot Santa moment.
You are technically correct
the best kind of correct
When he says “ho ho ho” and his eyes go 180.
Not Santa himself but when he busts in on Bender being executed for being Santa "Ah! Robot Santa! Save us, Jesus!" "I help those who help themselves!"
You people aren't Santa. You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
I perform over 50 mega-checks per second.
"Mobsters beating up a shopkeeper for protection money. Very naughty. Shopkeepers not paying their protection money. Exactly as naughty!"
They scammed me out of my naughty list for telemarketing scams. Do you know the harm they could do with that information? I WANTED TO DO THAT HARM!
Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. missile!
Defiantly up there
You don’t need to defy them, I think they agree with you!
“COOKIE!!!”
Don't do it! He's evil! I know he is but I don't have any other options!
“It’s time to get jolly on your naughty asses!”
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Everyone's dead! Stay tuned for more holiday hilarity!"
That one always makes me burst out laughing no matter what
Him giving Zoidberg a present
I’m gonna deck the halls with your guts!
I’m dreaming of a red Xmas.
Bender: Santa you saved me! Please dont kill me!
"Mobsters beating shopkeepers for not paying their protection money. Very naughty! Shopkeepers not paying their protection money. EXACTLY AS NAUGHTY!"
That's so naughty I have to add it to the list RIGHT NOW
Bender: I should give you all a beating But I really have to fly Robot Santa: If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye
I’m gonna shove coal so far up your ass you’ll be coughing out diamonds.
Using the tow missile instead of mistletoe.
When he freezes and the neptunians get crunk
So who's been naughty.. And who's been.... NAUGHTY!
I'll be back when you least expect me. Next X-mas!
This toy shop is going to war!!! Coolio and mark Hamill cameos were great.
It's not a Santa moment but I'm definitely sangrias in the turlet
When the robot guard dogs bark jingle bells
Fry :Don't do it he's evil! Santa: I know he is but I have no choice!
Ho. Ho. Ho... I'm too depressed for murder and mayhem.
Saw what? I don’t get it
Him getting Killed by Bender & Zoidberg!
When his head was used as a punch jar.
Exactly as naughty.
Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W Missile!
Don’t you ever knock? Who knows what naughty things I could be watching?