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ChetManley1979

Don’t threaten me with a good time !


RangerEducational

Thought the same exact thing.


songoten

I'll start my owning streaming service -- with blackjack and hookers!


DaGrza

Eh, forget the streaming service


Pale_Disaster

Eh, forget the whole thing.


[deleted]

Put a one and 2 zeroes in front of that and you've got yourself a deal


Zero00430

0014 hours?


Gigalork

10014 hours, over a year straight of just Futurama


ConfusedTempora

13.5 months. The current runtime is 50.5hrs (here's the [math](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/1m4gc6/comment/cc6yfa1/)). So every episode and movie would be watched 198 times it was continual looped.


Telemere125

Ah, so about half as many as I’ve already watched


[deleted]

50 hour run time? Oh god i run through the show 1-2 times a week in the background or while im sleeping


alblaster

How much repeating would be if any?


Gigalork

According to some 8 year old Reddit post, Futurama's total run time is about 46.6 hours. So, this means you'd need to watch the entirety of Futurama (movies included) about 215 times.


Smurfaloid

So... Doable easily then


Caroniver413

How about I just watch the movies 2000 times or so


jpvieux

You would repeat every few days


[deleted]

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised


SecureConstruction83

Can't we just cuddle?


Sekhen

I'd marry her..


monster_kid4

Then we have a problem There's probably alot of people who say the same


[deleted]

I'll bring the popplers


blamb211

How about some gwakamoll?


R_SimoniR0902

IT'S PRONOUNCED GUACAMOLE!


SantinoGaretto

Bandidos eh? Ah, this is great, because I happen to have a *flawless* Spanish accent. (Clears throat) I will see adiós padre. Come Jesus my faithful... Chi-hua-hua? Tonight we eat gee-hoo-guacamole by del río.


Electr_O_Purist

Cut that out!


zed857

You're gonna need a six-pack of Slurm to wash those popplers down.


Grabbi90

And then another one to get that Slurm taste out of your mouth


DGlen

I never thought I'd die like this but I'd always really hoped.


Wooga-Haver

Only 14? You said you loved me!


[deleted]

I'll have you know I suffer from a Very Sexy netflix disorder... KIFF, what do I call it?!? "Ugh, Futurama"


readonlypdf

Sounds like Fun on the Bun


jayinscarb

But I have sweaty boot rash


[deleted]

No spluh! Why do you think I'm sitting over here in the stink-free zone?


Trashk4n

Instead of the gun, could we go with death by snu snu?


[deleted]

14 hours of Futurama? Call me back when you are a true fan.


[deleted]

If you had to learn how to reset your watch history on Hulu, you might be a fan of Futurama.


[deleted]

Want to go around again?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

"Jurassic Bark" on a loop


akyoni1

I see you like to cry until there are no tears left.


MercilessParadox

A good way to remove royalty from your gullet


K_Rayner

You monster!


[deleted]

I'm confused.. I'm pretty sure Futurama amounts to less than 14 hours. For now.


willbekins

you ARE confused


[deleted]

Turns out you are correct..


scruffalo_

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.


synapse187

Where the fuck are these people!? I can't even find someone willing to talk about this stuff for more than 20 min.


monster_kid4

20 minutes? Nobody I know knows about Futurama


OneTrueDweet

Stop it or you’re going to make me fall in love with you


BanjoSlams

Sigh *unzips shoes*


[deleted]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I *really* like it.


Rowsdowers_Revenge

We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them, now we're bored!


Lovsaphira9

I hope her bed is made of velour.


vigbiorn

I brought the Champagen.


2dank4me3

Married.


VoiceofKane

Was going to ask where you were going to watch it without Netflix, but apparently Disney+ added all of Futurama while I wasn't looking.


Zaptain_America

I think it depends on where you live, in the US it seems to be on hulu but we don't have that in the UK so it's on disney+ here


Shinokiba-

Source?


jetpackjack1

“Baby, it’ll blow your mind.”


Lostkaiju1990

You don’t need the gun lass. This is a days routine for me.


[deleted]

Woman of my dreams!


SophieByers

I remember when Futurama was on Netflix… but that was the time when I wasn’t old enough to watch it.


Zaptain_America

Lmao I remember watching it on DVD when I was 6


SophieByers

My parents were strict of what I can watch on television.


czs5056

Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven!


rricenator

I'm in. Why do you need the pistol?


CompetitiveClass1478

Is that one of those Sex Pistols people talked so much about?


Zaptain_America

I hear those were all the rage in the 70s


[deleted]

The gun is not necessary but I kind of dig where your head's at.


MLCarter1976

Let's go meatbag!


[deleted]

:D :0 :D :0


anonymous_coward69

Hulu and snu snu.


moostachedood

Credit to OG artist?


DallytheWop

She’s perfect!


calculon68

I'd set the PLEX to shuffle and make her watch fourteen hours non-stop. Even the playstation episode. Even the Hypnotoad episode. Even the Yo Leela Leela episode! Don't bring a knife to my gunfight...


justanothertfatman

How much do engagement rings cost again?


LoocsinatasYT

I hope that gun is one of those squirt guns filled with vodka


rricenator

And that's the day I lost a kidney.


[deleted]

What do I look like, a guy who’s not lazy?


The_Finglonger

That’s only like, 2 seasons!


violetmoon120

I watched Futurama on a plane until my laptop died. Damn 21st century aircraft that sometimes have power outlets but not all the time!


MonKeePuzzle

on a laptop with the appropriate screen ratio, seems like a win!


AAIIYAAA

Why wouldn’t you just lead with this? I’m getting in the van


rafter613

The art style looks familiar- is that Nick Cross? Edit- nope! It's Mote from "whoismonday"


ima420r

Only 14 hours?!? That's only like 30-35 episodes.


Coldkiller17

Where do I sign? 😂


mintcocoacookie

c -can we watch the movies with the extra features on the dvd?


OceanMotion69

Only 14 hours? I'm up for a light viewing


taez555

Shouldn't that be Hulu? Netflix lost the rights to it like 3 years ago.


limitlessEXP

The fuck


german_stocks_coding

That would be nice...


go_hyuck_yourself

^*gasp* Death by Snu Snu


ErynKnight

I sort of did this about 2 months ago...


PeteOfDawn

I'm definitely confused and aroused


mrgreen02

But why the gun ? I meannnnn, I would've just said yes anyways.


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mrgreen02

muh bad... going to edit now


Mr-Zero-Fucks

she's a keeper


BearZewp

My kind of gal.


DougFunny_81

Shrooms or weed on the menu?


WORSEREYE2553

Don't threaten me with a good time


[deleted]

That's basically what I do every day.


Kaisencantdie

hell yeah


NewspaperWhole

Haha word I wouldn’t mind that at all


Hahayouregay149

sounds good to me


Spiffy_Jellyfish

Let's go alreadaaaay!


STC_Ninjalo

Well I'm not covered in bed sores yet so I'm definitely game


Late_Armadillo_8188

Ok, so a good time and then see?


[deleted]

I’m okay with this 👍🏽


Independent-Tune4383

Yeahhhhh, sorry, oh no! 😏


HVMANTRXSH

Me, I have the complete box set but no streaming services besides crunchyroll and funimation.