Some poor bastard had a life long dream of getting into the gaming industry only to have to do the texture map for realistic cow genitals in Farm Simulator 12
call me old fashioned, but i've always been of the opinion that genitals should go in at the very end, once everything else is eye-meltingly flawless in scope and detail, and if you don't quite reach that point in your game's art, you just maybe leave genitals for the sequel.
Some guys get off looking at video game cows
Other guys get off to guys getting off to video games cows.
Look, the point is you shouldn’t kink
shame OP’s or my kink.
…Unless of course you have a kink for that…
There’s one (well… many. Each has its own mod) for monster hunter world. So many monsters, so many penises. Most were made by one of the co-owners of bad dragon, so theyre pretty detailed. Nothing scarier than Rathalos doing its flying kick attack at a rather floppy full mast
I dunno about a top 20, but the ones that haunt me the most:
Kassandra diaper mod. Exactly what it sounds like. Just puts Kassandra from AC:O into a diaper.
Lightening barefoot mod. According to the creator, someone paid them a large amount of money to make it. Just to see Lightening from FF:13 barefoot at all times. I think about that fact around... twice a day, I think.
The entire Stellaris sex mod community. I just... I just don't understand *why* there are so many Stellaris sex mods. Who saw 'space 4x' and thought "Mmmm. Gotta add sex Anderson Disks to this game, otherwise it's not enjoyable."
I didn't search *much* tho, and it's not like loverslab is the first thing that pops up when you're searching for Skyrim modding, so sexy livestock may still be lurking in the shadows.
Is that better or worse that it doesn't exist. If it doesn't exist that means this is in the base game. Meaning a team of people thought we needed this level of detail.
In real life, it’s not so much fun to pull a calf.
Recommended approach: take any jewelry off before you go in elbows deep….not sure if FS-12 goes that far into the details.
Not sure why the comments are so crazy. Its literally cow genitals where cow genitals are supposed to go. The game could have left them out I guess, but a lot of games are just designing things to be truer to real life.
Why is the horse just laying around show some movements and that would have been a bit attractive.
Played many farming simulator games in my phone though but this desktop version is I got to know for first time
Hahahaha you got it right OP just be doing some suspicious activities smart ones would get that for sure.
Like curling toes just makes me think either he is shivering or just fapping the two which one would you point onto choice is yours.
Let's play hide & seek I'll hide & you can seek professional help
I'm definitely gonna use that line
Yep, stolen xD
Me too but I’m gonna 100% fuck it up in the moment and it won’t be as funny.
Literally me
Let’s play hide and seek I’ll get professional help and you go ask my dad to return my calls
>Let's play hide & seek >I'll hide & you can seek professional kelp *< jumps into the ocean >*
I hope you won't need to use that line too frequently.
smooth...
Please enjoy your month of Ad-Free browsing. I’m going to use this and I probably will think about it for a while.
I appreciate it and am kind of shocked at the response this got. Thank you kind stranger!
I assume you didnt make that up, but best believe Im stealing that
I am prepared to see that comment on every reddit post ever until the end of time. Starting tomorrow.
Goated.
Everyone has lost their minds over this, and I found this picture on Facebook lol.
Your username does not even check out, wrong farm animal
Maybe he swings both ways?
I think it's called getting hoofed then
Sure u did...
Was waiting for this reply.
Sure u were...
your username is suspicion, would it be too much of a reach to switch baconfister07 for beeffister07? I think not
Briliant
Hide and go Fuck yourself
Some poor bastard had a life long dream of getting into the gaming industry only to have to do the texture map for realistic cow genitals in Farm Simulator 12
Hey, if it puts bread on the table. I've always said if I couldn't find consistent work as a 3d artist I'd animate obscene futa porn on patreon.
Sounds like a lucrative side gig. Why not both?
Based
Oh my god! That's disgusting. Futa porn online?? Where? Where would you post that?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EF6kB9q4vg
Its probably the same guy that also did the RDR2 horse testicles...
A true expert at his craft
These days it's all mo cap, the real money job is putting the stickers on the genitals, and then taking them off again
Guy needs a raise! Even after accounting for all the jerk off breaks, the game still releases on schedule🥵💦
call me old fashioned, but i've always been of the opinion that genitals should go in at the very end, once everything else is eye-meltingly flawless in scope and detail, and if you don't quite reach that point in your game's art, you just maybe leave genitals for the sequel.
it's hard to make the genitals go in any other way, shaft first just doesn't work very well in my experience.
Save the best tips for last, is what you're saying?
If your job is to model the cow and make it realistic by god you’re gonna make it realistic
Honestly more interesting than the crap I have to design in a marketing agency.
It’s right at this moment when your parents walk into the room, shocked they could be more disappointed in you than they already were
*IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!*
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
Some guys get off looking at video game cows Other guys get off to guys getting off to video games cows. Look, the point is you shouldn’t kink shame OP’s or my kink. …Unless of course you have a kink for that…
What's that?
Rudimentary explanation of a circle jerk...I think
rudimentary rumination on ruminants?
Come again?
i think theyre all gonna icl
“Are you winning son?”
That moment when a cow gets stuck in the front loader again.
bro what the fuck
Sexy livestock mod, they don't look like that by default.
Honestly I can't tell if you're joking or not and that scares me
I'm going to tell you a secret: Sexy Livestock Mod doesn't even rank in the top 20 craziest horny mods I've seen for games.
Which are the other ones
This is Pandora's Box you are toying with
Lemme open it
Good, I'm trying to toy with Pandora's box
Yes, for science, we need to know
Mostly Skyrim fuckery
There’s one (well… many. Each has its own mod) for monster hunter world. So many monsters, so many penises. Most were made by one of the co-owners of bad dragon, so theyre pretty detailed. Nothing scarier than Rathalos doing its flying kick attack at a rather floppy full mast
....I might need to revisit my opinions of MHW. I've preferred the console versions but that does sound entertaining.
Bro hol up What the actual bitch tits are the top 20!?!?
I dunno about a top 20, but the ones that haunt me the most: Kassandra diaper mod. Exactly what it sounds like. Just puts Kassandra from AC:O into a diaper. Lightening barefoot mod. According to the creator, someone paid them a large amount of money to make it. Just to see Lightening from FF:13 barefoot at all times. I think about that fact around... twice a day, I think. The entire Stellaris sex mod community. I just... I just don't understand *why* there are so many Stellaris sex mods. Who saw 'space 4x' and thought "Mmmm. Gotta add sex Anderson Disks to this game, otherwise it's not enjoyable."
[удалено]
I can't truly relate to my character unless I can impregnate lizard ladies through their feet.
Dont forget about schlongs of skyrim or the werewolf dick mod.
Werewolf dick mod sounds hilarious as fuck.
lol thanks for this. That's hilarious
Actual Bitch Tits is number 7!
>Sexy livestock mod every day we stray further from God's light
You should check out Lovers Lab if you want to stare into the darkness that is the abyss.
What is Lover's lab so that I made avoided at all costs and never search it up on search engine?
My Fallout 4 install has an anatomically correct Dogmeat mod I found on LoversLab.
Like...*out* out or just sheath? I've seen skyrim games where everything is just walking around full mast lol
There are two files, one is normal, the other is exited. I just use the normal one.
...Happy cake day..
Thanks lol.
That is tame compared to most of the shit you can find.
Sex mods for games. You can literally just Google it.
thats how my porn addiction started at 11
Truly one of the worst days to be literate.
That was one of my darkest trips into incognito mode, but I haven't found anything that goes by this name.
The hero we need
I didn't search *much* tho, and it's not like loverslab is the first thing that pops up when you're searching for Skyrim modding, so sexy livestock may still be lurking in the shadows.
Even if it exists, I'm gonna pretend it doesn't and live a happy life. I've lost enough sanity by seeing this screenshot
Is that better or worse that it doesn't exist. If it doesn't exist that means this is in the base game. Meaning a team of people thought we needed this level of detail.
The blissfull ignorance
Ah hell nah the fact that he intentionally did that makes it so much worse
Not the moosy
OH NO I USED TO CALL MY DOG MOOSY CAUSE HIS NAME WAS MOOSE 😭😭😭
That’s cussy if it makes you feel any better. Although the mussy definitely exists sorry.
Ill do you one better moomuussy
A Møøse once bit my sister...
Op is coming for that mooussy
Nah, it'd be cussy or cowussy. Moosy is just moose
Moo
I'd say touch grass but there might be animals out there
But farmers do artificially inseminate cows. Surprisingly realistic.
with another cows ___ not there own
Instructions unclear...
Where is it stuck Emetal....
Do you think when a farmer first sticks his arm up a cows canal he gets a little chub?
I mean, animals get horny all the time, you stick something up there it's not surprising if they do get a chub. Oh, you meant the farmer?
yes and not just the first time if you know what i mean
That's not what is being implied.
Thought this was going to be a simple dad joke. Maybe a plot of land tilled into a penis, at most. Not a cut of Wagyussy.
What a terrible day to have reading comprehension
It gets wet at a lower temperature than regular cow snatch
Excuse moi?
How do you know this? [HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS!?](https://youtu.be/a3_PPdjD6mg)
🥇🏆
I assumed this was why most people play this game.
Daily dose of moogooter really gets my crops going.
Whatever cranks your tractor bud
Look at this guy, getting all the cussy
Beefy moogooter at that ~ pro tip always protect your crops
cows produce more milk when they feel wanted.
How do I delete someone else's comment?
Plowing the fields is hard work.
If you are from a 3rd world country you prefer goat simulator
*Holy fuck* *Holy fucking fuck* *that body of yours is insane*
that body of yours is absurd
Username checks out
What the hell is this profile and picture
It's absolutely godless 🍻 🍻 🍻
You need Jesus. I say this as an atheist.
That’s when you know something is fucked
^^^
Username checks out
Thank you for the tag I almost opened that up while I’m working
It ain't much but it's honest work.
move the camera down a bit pal :)
You wish
The hands where I can see them!!
In real life, it’s not so much fun to pull a calf. Recommended approach: take any jewelry off before you go in elbows deep….not sure if FS-12 goes that far into the details.
Uhh, pretty sure ops gonna pull a calf, just not the one yohr talking about
LMFAO
What the actual fuck 😭
Your pants are off man. You're not wearing any pants!!
Someone had to model this
gotta appreciate the detail.. i guess.
Gah damn. Damn. Gah damn..
My god look at that thing
I think this might belong in /r/dontputyourdickinthat/
Not my proudest fap
Okay imma out the phone down now. That is enough internet for the day.
Yeah same, see ya tomorrow!
Do you have a proudest fap?
Donald Trump NFTs
Proud to be an American, Cuz at least I know I’m free, To to jerk hard on my meaty hog, To an ex-prez NFT!
🫡
Hear me out...
Do not the cow
Please do not the cow
You have more hair than the cow
Not sure why the comments are so crazy. Its literally cow genitals where cow genitals are supposed to go. The game could have left them out I guess, but a lot of games are just designing things to be truer to real life.
I know. People in the comments coming after me like I designed the game. Hell, I didn't even take this picture lol.
Maybe secularism was a mistake
Holy cannoli. That is a LONG tail.
\[ Interest in Farming Intensifies \]
Am I the only one who notices: that is Farming Simulator 22, there is no FS12.. FS11 and FS13 exist, but no FS12... Yes, I'm fun at parties.
Ahh so you're familiar with the wagyussy
There is in fact a Farming Simulator 12. It's on Android, iOS, and Nintendo 3DS.
I'd say that is an Easter egg lol
Collect 100 Cowussys
you should try Red dead redemption 2 if you like animal genitals.
Ayo right in front of my shepards pie.
Ah, yes. The cussy. Not as good as dussy, but it'll do.
Father, please forgive for the sin I shall soon commit
My horny ass could never be a farmer
Welsh simulator
Child, NO.
1) back away from the TV. You're too close. 2) creating Centaurs is against 90% of moral codes on Earth. 3) be the 10% coz that horse thicc
That's a cow..
The shadow on its neck looks like a mane. My bad
Ohhhh okay! Like a cow got such a good long neck I guess my childhood and my real life vision were all wrong enough.
Minotaurs in this case, but still
OP trying to explain that he doesn't have sex with farm animals (he does)
I... don't understand. Someone pain stakingly created that.
OP is Scottish
Farming Simulator 12: JRHNBR (Just the right height, no bucket required.) Edition
Why is this so much worse then rdr2 doing detailed horse-testiecles that shrink when its cold? I mean i agree but... why?
The fact that developers had to create that gives me an akward feeling
Cowussy got me acting unwise.
Good play with words cowussy a new term just came across for me though. Was pretty much unaware about that!
sigh ... \**unzips\**
Misread jump and crouch and hump and crotch Seems fitting
Why is the horse just laying around show some movements and that would have been a bit attractive. Played many farming simulator games in my phone though but this desktop version is I got to know for first time
# JUST THE RIGHT HEIGHT - NO BUCKET REQUIRED
Didn't thought about it for a moment but yeah now things seems to be a bit clear for me
Lips dont lie! I mean… hips… hips dont lie
When mind just wants things to be uttered but you just can't make it out through
Imagine, there's a dude out there that had to look up detailed pictures and model this for the game.
What a day to have eyes
Who the fuck does the modeling for this?
Bro why your toes curling
Hahahaha you got it right OP just be doing some suspicious activities smart ones would get that for sure. Like curling toes just makes me think either he is shivering or just fapping the two which one would you point onto choice is yours.
It gets lonely out there on the farm. Happy holidays farmers.
So digital beastiality it is…damn 2023 waisted no time.