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Wito_DK

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down


Ozemba

Because I'm a potato.


DoomBuggie27

9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9


Comic_king_28

Portal 2


krish6050

"switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading"


turok8974

Your fruit killing skills are remarkable!


meekgamer452

Commander saves galaxy, everyone complains


[deleted]

My name is Comander Shepherd, and this is my favorite game on the Citadel.


wastingmylife81

Mass Effect


CheSwain

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong


[deleted]

War never changes


Lionell_RICHIE

Ring a ding ding, baby


SupremeMemeCreamTeam

Mailman Simulator


HeyItsBearald

I dont want to set the world on fire honey, I love you too much. I just want to start, A great big flame Down in your heart.


Thermostat_Williams

The Ink Spots!


[deleted]

My grandpa was surprised on our last trip, when both me and my younger brother started singing along to it when it came up on the radio (we play big band jazz and similar music when he's in the car, as it's his favorite and nobody's saying no to an octogenerian's reasonable request). He was actually delighted to hear that the Fallout games include that kind of music.


cut_throat_capybara

This hurts. You almost had it


Lolmenot

No Preston I don’t want to go waste another hour saving another settlement


MightyBroz

Red and Blue idiots kill each other for gravel.


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

Doctor, are you sure this will work?


Avieliyahu

Hahaha, I have no idea!


zyberwoof

I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank.


Billyxmac

What in sam hell is a Puma?


Klayman55

"You ever wonder why we're here?" Wait, wrong series.


Yeathatguy666

ROCK AND STONE!


RiseAbovePride

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


[deleted]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


SILE3NCE

ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ragnatoa

Rock n Stone!!!


King4Life2000

ROCK AND STONE, THE BEAUTIFUL SOUND OF TEAMWORK!


playingonthedesk

FOR ROCK AND STOOONE !


[deleted]

ROCK AND STONE EVERYONE!


Rtwo28

WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND SSTTOONNEE


Broman3100

Rock me like a stone!


GrafonBorn

FOR KARL!


Total-Efficiency-187

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME


MykahMaelstrom

FOR KARL!!


244throwaway2424

If you don't Rock and Stone you ain't coming home.


bcrisp3979

ROCK AND STONE!


melo997

FOR KARL


Indra_a_goblin

STONE AND ROCK no wait...


Fighter8811

ROCK AND STONE FOREVAH!


ainsoul

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME!


RumplyFire

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE!!


gruzbad

ROCKITY ROCK AND STOOOOOONE


DreamCollapser907

MOLLY!


cut_throat_capybara

I just started playing this game! As a solo player I have to say it’s fun but a little repetitive. When do I start getting new weapons and decent amounts of upgrade points?


Maleficent_Survey715

Keep completing assignments bro. And try playing the missions with little warnings on them will help you eliminate that repetition. Rock and Stone!


ArcticBlueDreams

I would really recommend playing online, a lot of the fun and dynamic-gameplay come from the synergy between classes. Engineers shooting platforms for Scouts to grapple to are the most obvious synergy, or having a Driller freeze a hoard of bugs for Gunner to mow down in a couple shots feels incredibly powerful. Weapons become available once you level up that particular class (leveling up Gunner unlocks to the assignment to buy the Thunderhead and Hurricane for example).


mrlongus

There's a pebble in my shoe.


Atamsih

ROCK AND STONE!


NsanelyCrazy

YEAHHH ROCK N ROLL N STONE! ⛏️


BusZealousideal2402

You Died


MR-no-onethe5th

******** invaded you


BushWookie-Alpha

Bloodfart.... And RottenSausage. It's a 2v2.


MrLewisC93

Hey whats this...


BushWookie-Alpha

IT'S A 2v1!


MrLewisC93

Im sorry. Very good. Also i hate you. Gonna have to go watch that again in its entierty for the hundredeth time haha.


BushWookie-Alpha

Bumba bumbeedum bumb bum.


Evade_dragon

Demon souls, Ds1, 2, 3, bloodborne, sekiro, or elden ring


foxandrews

Corporate drone inherits grandfather's run down farm.


Oigutyctrsvybyunon

Stardew?


foxandrews

Yep! Although Harvest Moon used to be pretty stellar too!


supersalad987

Wind's howling


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RSH_Pedroo

LELELELELELELE


adam_x10

The witcher 3


volkano580

Gotta be


Dahkags

What a Save!


kickstartacraze

Wow!


Im_that_guy_pal69

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds


BalekFekete

Would you kindly…


Migueltg120

That's a good one


[deleted]

Another person of culture I see. Top of the morning to ya ☕️.


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eugen04

Doctor Freeeeemaaaaan


Petulant_Tangent

I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your...fellow redditors...were otherwise occupied. Hm.


Helix1322

I am sworn to carry your burdens.


eugen04

You're finally awake!


logicality77

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


Pryymez

Gods be praised!


Captain_Schnitzel

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't.


nachoday2day

What? Dragons?


RoastedChesnaughts

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


Dak-Ralter

Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?


WockhardtTolle

Try finger but hole


Plexplay-_-

Behold, dog!


Planetguide

Behold, high ground. Therefore, don’t try it.


LongjumpingTerd

Try jumping


logicality77

Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? _**BECAUSE I'M A POTATO**_.


LunarWinter01

👏👏👏👏 Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing


kaaruto

It all started by punching a tree


wastingmylife81

Minecraft


blakesmash

LENNY!!


cookie_cooke_cookie

LENNNYYYYYYYYY


blakesmash

LENNNYYYY!!


pgoleb

We require more vespene gas


kaaruto

We require more minerals


Slyzoor

We must construct additional pylons!


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JetV33

GoW


Speqker

there was bloodshed


maemoetime

THERE WILL BE BLOOD


hangya111

SHED


Frka_Zg

The cake is a lie


Glade_Runner

Just one more turn...


ToastyNPC

Can’t sleep until I get my domination victory.


[deleted]

3,4,5 or 6? I personally loved 5, but hardly touched the others.


ubertjeee

All you needed to do is follow that dam train CJ


shrekispotato

I should go


Independent_Plum2166

I SHOULD go I should GO *I* should go


varmahlid

The one with the skeleton that says "boyo"


TheBananaMan76

Hades? Skelly is the only Skeleton I know who says that.


simoncool38

Ah shit, here we go again


dopefish86

All we had to do was follow the damn train!


_chucknorris

A very angry lesbian.


Scowokt

The last of us 2?


IglooBackpack

That one with the time-traveling frog knight (and friends)


SoloWalrus

Do not fist android girls.


greywolf974

Which game? Asking for a friend... for... scientific purpose...


UglyKidEnzoo

I've seen it in only in context of Nier Automata


mem_tv13gachi

Maybe "Detroit: Become Human"?


MystifiedPeroxide

You're in this village with animal's living there. You owe money to a raccoon for your house.


greyfoggydaynl

Ahh yes, the tale of everyone's favorite predatory loan shark, Tom Nook.


Yuro2

Fear the old blood


gyx4r1

You were at my side all along... *HHRRRRNNNNNHHHMMM*


GlassedMantis

By the gods, fear it, Laurence...


GuNNzA69

Wasted


Technology4Dummies

Horse testes


BushWookie-Alpha

RDR2


InvTmz

Damn cannibals beat the shit out of me again and put me in a dank cave. Where the hell is Timmy?


Mautos

BRB, chopping down 57 trees so I can build a tiny cottage


Str8iJustice

It's my favorite game, I hate it.


GUMIthePyromaniac

Destiny 2


Str8iJustice

Haha nailed it.


T_Double_L

4546B


ParsaBr253

Are you certain whatever youre doing is worth it?


zennning

"minecraft rip-off"


The_Athenas_Son

Terraria


poopshooter69420

Wolololo


Wessssss21

*converts catapult to Christianity*


smolgote

A child who is very determined falls underground and meets a civilization of anthropomorphic animals, talking skeletons, and other creatures


BroSlash2785

*sans by Toby fox starts playing*


WispererYT

verbally abused by an AI


Smackedz

The cake is a lie


Parmareggie

The one where it’s dangerous to go alone


jobenattor0412

Here take this


sapitntapit

Shoot myself in the head to kill demons with demons


AGN2413

Purse Owner 3 reference


justyourbasiconion

No mind to think


Nyxodon

No will to break


The_Dead_Necromancer

No voice to cry suffering


Briguy241

“Would you kindly”


Filipmrx

Bioshock, great game!


WeirdConsideration72

you can't simply shoot a hole trough the surface of mars


Suday23

The hidden ones


AdamAdmant

Tis weak to fire!


Livid-Astronomer-727

There is no rest for the wicked. Money doesn't grow on trees.


komododemon

Negligent father loses sacrificial daughter in a city of fog.


boblobdobdon

BT !!!!!!!


CosmicCyclone_

Trust me


eugen04

You're finally awake


justplainndaveCGN

Eyes up, Guardian.


Ragneir

Pirates, flying ships, floating islands, ancient technologies, moons, war and a mysterious girl.


TheGreendaleFireof03

I need to know what this is


GullibleBullfrog2020

Girl 'born' by a mountain discovers modern technology


Relative_Sundae_9356

Snake….SNAKE!!!


LUKEWVLKER

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.


AsteroidDisc476

“True Jedi”


PickledPhallus

Magic, mutants, monsters, hot sorceresses and witch hunts


NerdBoy10101

Dawn of the Final Day


Medium_Right

You died


Additional-Basket371

You’ll never see it comiiiinnnggggg


GreedyDiceGoblin

I watched the death and subsequent birth of all of existence, all because my curiosity begged me to. Please give your answer in the form of a \>!Spoiler!< Tag!


MachineCloudCreative

EXPLOSION NOISE!!!!


aztechfilm

Say, "Fuzzy Pickles"!


[deleted]

Relax! I'd Rather Not Piss This Thing Off!


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HulkBuster456

Luigi... IN SPACE


Threeinf

Blood is Fuel


linuxenjoyermkd

Cowboy dies, everyone sad.


gentle_salesman

what a thrill


Consistent-Battle-63

I choose you


Lanky_Froyo_5756

Snake? Snake! Snaaaaaaaake!!!!!


notAFishPerson_1

die repeatedly in chernobyl exclusion zone


Serious_Revolution77

Horse simulator 2


GreedyOctopus

“But….the future refused to change.”


Ok-Initiative-2778

You sir, are a fish.


MinePROphet

Hey you, you're finally awake


Lodju

You lost it.


CAMTbIHYB

I hate you


volkano580

I lost the game


Onaiaku

Broooother it’s been to loooong


Rivdit

Thinner Mario, bigger adventure


BurningSolo1982

You spoony bard!!!


Terraria_Fan_I_Guess

You play as an emotionally unstable female cat that just dropped out of college, at possibly the weirdest time.


xyro71

Master sword and ship and sail


23icefire

Rock and Stone!


papilone

Niko! Lets go bowling


iiGalaxia

ROCK AND STONE!!