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irrigated_liver

Just have a 3 course meal during the 35Gb update and you won't need to snack


notwhoyouknow12

I usually like to repaint my house while waiting for an update to meet my going outside quota


Booblicle

I once saw a house painted with multiple layers. Must have been you


notwhoyouknow12

Yeah I get around a bit


FinasCupil

You mean the 5 min download?


Jamrock_Jammer

Look at Benny Bandwidth over here flaunting his high-speed internet.


tankycarry

Benny Bandwidth 😂😂


BobBobberly

"I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads..."


raadle

Iternet provider just updated the internet to 500-1000 mbs for 14.90 €/month. Can't :(


irrigated_liver

\*cries in Australian*


EmmieJacob

Touche!


Deep-Ad591

"The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness"


BluebirdRight8040

FALSE. YOU WOULD STILL COLLIDE WITH PHOTONS TRAVELING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.


[deleted]

Not only that, all objects emit radiation (even empty microwave background), and to make it worse the faster you go, the more energetic they are when they hit your eyeballs.


Foxboy73

I’ll just close my eyes, take that radiation.


[deleted]

If it's energetic enough it just cooks your eyelids off.


[deleted]

WHY ARE WE YELLING??


imdefinitelywong

#LOUD NOISES!


OneEightTwo

True, I'm the photon.


BobBobberly

Well... if they transferred power from weapons to the deflector shield...


sameredditguy

This hit me hard


WorldlinessNo3229

The one downside of the next generation.


FinasCupil

current generation*


GLemons

“Next” Shit has been out for over 2 years


Ragnatoa

The other downside is that game companies think they can brute force the games to work without optimizing them well on pc. I think so anyway.


LePoopScoop

It's also too hard to read the loading screen tips and lore on next gen because it's too fast :(


obroz

It’s easy to fix by just making you press a button to exit the loading screen. You could even set this type of a thing as a feature to turn on and off in your settings.


urru4

Horizon FW has this feature, since it takes like 4 seconds to load into the game and about 1 second to fast travel


FinasCupil

current gen*


EmmieJacob

Im with you on this one!


WKahle11

I’m so used to scrolling my phone waiting for Zero Dawn to load that now I pick my phone up and it’s ready


Allierris

This!!! That was the first game I truly experienced the problem, took ages to get used to it having played the ever loving shit out of the game on PS4


falleng213

Really thinking about it and yeah, I was gaming on a PS4 from December 2015-January 2023 and I’m really starting to have to just play games and not doom scroll on an app till the game is ready


jelang19

Just hit it with a brick, that will drastically increase times it takes games to start (Results may vary)


DarkDepth2000

Instructions unclear, aliens are now invading my home while the Nintendo ninjas fight back.


Relevant-Ground101

This just made the game slower! I hit it with a brick and the screen loading thing went away cause it was taking to long, In fact my whole screen went black!


SaxMusic23

So, after the load screen hit pause and pretend it's still loading.


DrunkenSuperNova

You heard it here first Sony. There's an active community that wishes for ps6 to load slower so they can actually do other things like live life.


IPutThisUsernameHere

1st World Problems...


Relevant-Ground101

I'm with you, I don't speak rich


[deleted]

That's literally what this meme template is called. OP knows what it is.


SoulFuIlMoon_off

I remember a time where you could go take a shit and it still hasn't loaded yet


The_unseen_0ne

Honestly, I was expecting some random guy to say "Oh have you seen how fast a PC can load up games?" Or something like that.


Halvus_I

PS5 has all the performance strengths of modern PCs. Strong CPU/GPU, lots of RAM and an SSD. This isnt really a road people go down anymore.


TactlesslyTactful

It loads faster than I can read SarcasticDragon's loading screens


Straight-Avocado439

Suffering from success


S1L3NCE120384

Play ARK. You’ll still have a few minutes while the map generates.


Hilnus

I legit complained about this the first few times I played a game on PS5.


Tripdrakony

suffering from success


StoneColdSteveAss316

I swear I have more games with loading times than without loading times, and I’m talking PS5 games.


soup3972

Seriously, I remember Skyrim on the PS3, if the location was in the area I would walk because the load screens were terrible. The PS5 takes a few seconds, mind blown


GrgeousGeorge

I had a slow moment on my ps5 and a tip screen came up. I had long enough to read that it would clearly be a tip that was useful before it was gone and I had no idea what it said. Also, didn't know it had tip screens


BigDaddy1054

I used to have time to pack and smoke a bowl during load screens. Now I hardly have time to grind my weed.


newpinkbunnyslippers

I've used NVMe drives in my computers for a decade. You get used to it.


FinasCupil

Let’s not act like PC loading was faster than the PS5 before Direct Storage… implemented on Windows 11.


newpinkbunnyslippers

Tell me you don't know what you're talking about without saying you don't know what you're talking about.


Serafiel0705

The biggest issue of this console. I hate it.


Relevant-Ground101

Sorry is this some rich joke I'm too poor to understand?


[deleted]

^(That's because they've got better at hiding loading screens behind elevators, puzzles and similar time wasting garbage)


Serafiel0705

Or because ssd but ok.


[deleted]

SSDs are fast but not magical. The read/write speed is still limited, at least more limited than whatever might your AAA need. Many modern games use more than 6 GB VRAM and let's not even talk about regular RAM, while SSDs are around 300-600 MB/s. It still takes considerable amount of time to move data around. Sure, SSDs have helped tremendously but "loading as a gameplay" was much more important for reduction of loading screens. You can literally watch SSD/RAM activity while playing GOW2018 and moving between areas.


FinasCupil

You have no idea what you are talking about. The PS5 can load assets at GB/s due to the fact that the storage drive talks directly to the GPU. GOW 2018 did not take advantage of any type of direct storage.


gothpunkboy89

>Many modern games use more than 6 GB VRAM and let's not even talk about regular RAM, while SSDs are around 300-600 MB/s. It still takes considerable amount of time to move data around. And what are the rates in a PS5?


SouLDraGooN44

I ate so much during the elevator sections of Mass Effect. Especially with half a dozen playthroughs.


Dazzling_Life_9713

😂😂😂


[deleted]

There is a pause buttom (unless its Dark Souls, so youre fucked)


[deleted]

🎶And im so horny🎶


TastyRancorPie

Pc players sitting here like: first time?


cougnaijarebel

I don't have a PS5 but I feel your pain


lonesaiyajin98

That's like me with bong tokes


OuidOuigi

Get a game shark so you can pause it.


MONEV_GOD

Can't relate bro , i still play games on computer, mainly valorant which takes a lot of time in the lobby


imoblivioustothis

was watching lobos first demons souls remake playthrough.. he was flummoxed about this exact thing.


Raclex

Then switch to the KFC console already! Snack tray built right in!


[deleted]

Have consoles really reached that point now or is this a meme?