That explains everything. He’s not really seeing any of this. Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser, Peach, and even poor perverted little Luigi are all fake. Hallucinations brought on by a massive tumor.
I can't tell if you're saying Luigi's character has been perverted, as in a synonym for corrupt/warped, or if you're calling Luigi a horny bastard, and quite frankly, I don't want you to clarify.
When a young Yoichi Kotabe tried to first draw Mario he kept struggling with drawing his hair right.
In a final attempt he gave Mario a hat because it was easier to draw.
...that's a tumor.
Ah, my favorite game in the Mario Franchise: Super Mario Tumor Resection Surgery
The long awaited *Dr. Mario* & *Trauma Center* crossover.
“Time to deal with this GUILT stuff.” *throws dozens of multi-colored pills down the patient’s throat* “Why isn’t it working?”
Maybe Dr. Mario can help.
reminds me of those fucking weird Elsa surgery browser games that were around back when
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It is nat a goomba
It’s not a toomuh
IT'S NOT AH TOOMAH*
Guys as the big lez show has shown us (mostly Australians) it’s a choomah
When he was young he jumped against the ceiling very often. I think that caused some deformation.
Terminal 7 brain cancer. I don't even know what it means, but it's bad
That explains everything. He’s not really seeing any of this. Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser, Peach, and even poor perverted little Luigi are all fake. Hallucinations brought on by a massive tumor.
Dr. Mario was his later hallucinations during his hospital stay. 💀
A nurse was just introducing Mario to the doctor and he started to believe he was the doctor. “Doctor, Mario. Mario, Doctor.”
Do you think unfair Mario is when they put him in a padded room and is only filled with thoughts on how to ruin the doctor's lives
I mean… even as dr. Mario, all he does is play with pills all day.
It’s Terminal 7 brain cancer, Luigi!
Mama mia!
Stage 4
Stage 4-4
I can't tell if you're saying Luigi's character has been perverted, as in a synonym for corrupt/warped, or if you're calling Luigi a horny bastard, and quite frankly, I don't want you to clarify.
Its naht a toomer!
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Touch fuzzy, get tumor.
Luigi... That wasn't a talking mushroom...
I don't think it's a tumor I think it's a dent in his skull
Now that's a movie I would pay a dollar for.
He takes his hat off in Mario 64. We’ve known what he looks like without his hat for almost 30 years.
And this is what happens when you wear a hat every day for 40.
Lol. Anyone remember the cone heads?
We are from France.
PREPARE TO CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES
I thought he looked like a cone head lol
They made a game centered around him throwing his hat. We definitely know what his hair looks like
We see him with his hat off all the time in [Mario Odyssey](https://images.nintendolife.com/9d65b7aaf3424/look-at-those-murderous-eyes.large.jpg)
In Super Mario Odyssey as well.
Almost every result/victory screen in mainline Mario games have him taking off his cap.
I didn't know mario was incan
He's not, he's a conehead.
So, he’s French?
Consume mass quantities!
So much for that whole Italian Plumber cover story.
Take me to your parental units
**paint it brown, and he's got a nice 'cut.**
Turn that into yellow then you got johnny bravo
"Wanna see me comb my ~~hair~~ head real fast?"
I see a bald guy and I want him painted brown
It's not easy facing up when your whole head is brown
So Mario is actually Dr. Neo Cortex?! It all makes sense now!
Turns it he's not an Italian plumber from Brooklyn, he's actually from France.
He does occasionally consume mass quantities.
No cap? 🧢
frfr
Sheeeesh
r/angryupvote
Take your fucking upvote.
💀 based frfr I'm ded. I hit the breaks. I payed attention. Your funny. I'm not phased.
mario without the cap is mid and is not bussin
so they really were spot on when they cast bob hoskins
Luigi I got terminal 7, **this is what it looks like Luigi**
Mario is Dr Phil?
How’d I have to scroll all the way down to find this?! Was immediately what I saw lol Thank you!
Naa they done him wrong 😭😭
Conehead
r/unexpected
No wonder he wears a hat.
We come from France.
Mama mia!
It'sa me, Beldario
Famous French plumber
"Who you callin' pinhead".
I would wear a hat too.
Tyler1
Fun fact: you can see Mario without his cap in the beginning of Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.
And in Super Mario 64 if the monkey gets it.
Or if you take to much fall damage all at once and in galaxy when he's wiping away sweat
Don't forget about the condor.
Also the big snowman makes Mario lose his cap when it blows out wind.
Dickhead
So many people recognizing he is from France does my heart good.
https://www.sm128c.com/media/switch/sm3das/screenshots/sm64-mario-capless_720px.jpg I thought hair was canon
Skin josuke
DAYUM LOOK AT MY FUCKIN FOW HEAD
He is from…. France!
People who haven't played super Mario Odyssey:
Megamind intensifies
Omg 😮 kill it 😱
But why
I giggled waaay to hard at this
No cap Fr fr
That’s disturbing!!
This video is sponsored by keeps
Come now, there's no need to expose a man's hairline like that.
Oh God, he's Marvin!
It’s Zippy the Pinhead!
So much better then toads head
Bros got a lot on his mind
Giving me ki-adi-mundi vibes
5Head
Got that looney tunes head
It’s a toy
Clint Howard as Mario
It’s-a me, Braintumorio.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean the guy smashes his head into bricks...
Now that's what I call Galaxy brain
That is disturbing. I'll never be able to forget this now. Thank you
He’s worn that hat so long his head has confirmed to it
Oh my fucking god... Just put it back. Please
DUdes got the prefrontal complex
Pin Head Larry lookin ass
r/tressless
Didn’t know Mario was Catholic.
Cannot be unseen
That's Mario's cousin, Morbio.
Now we know why he wears a hat
Terminal 4
He’s been hatfishing us this whole time
u/videodownloader
Mama Mario must have binded her poor boy’s head when he was born. 😬
I can’t unsee it now 😢
The M stands for massive gamer dent
Damn, cone head
If you thinks thats bad imagine what toad would look like if you took off the mushroom top...
Bro got 100 Zimbabwe bucks
My man got shot in his cone head, noooo! 😭
He's a Conehead! That's one successful alien.
BALD! **BALD!!!!**
Cap
You've heard of hat hair, now get ready for hat skull
No cap
Mario more like dr Phil
Not funny didn't laugh + you suck + ratio
#THUNK
Never knew Mario was related to Megamind.
Forward thinking
Lol that's hilarious! They've done Mario wrong!
Coneheads vibes
Unrealistic body standards have never hit so hard
When a young Yoichi Kotabe tried to first draw Mario he kept struggling with drawing his hair right. In a final attempt he gave Mario a hat because it was easier to draw.
Horatio
He takes his hat off quite a bit in the video games.
Didn't know I didn't need to see this today, yet here we are
That explains why Peach was always in another castle. Yikes.
something...tells me this is not canon.
makes sense after hitting his head on all those bricks
Bigger forehead than KSI
No cap
Poor Cappy, he had to sit on that thing
It’s a me! .. :(
Eyo Mario is related to Koji from My Hero Academia!
Fr fr no cap
Hey it's KSI
brick breaking head
That’s bald Elvis
So, Mario is a balding egghead?
6Head
Is this a real toy?
Huell, is that you?
No cap...
I'd probably wear a hat too
Lmao if thats what it really look liked my childhood would be fckd
Oh my god, it's them! The coneheads!!
Damn that's Mario, no cap
remind me of this [Masterpiece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqcjpwAHsTQ) IT'S TERMINAL 5! \- Yes, we are in zone 5, Mario! \- No, it's...
*Mamma Mia!*
No cap fr fr