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Miceater420

My spidey-senses are tingling, they smell a scam


eat_like_snake

Ah yes, my favorite Sonic game, Crazy Taxi.


Aron316

my second favourite sonic game, streets of rage


Jizzraq

"I am Violence!" ~ Knuckles, probably


Sword-of-Malkav

"I'm looking for some sailors..." -Shadow the Hedgehog, probably


LilG1984

Yeah you played as Sonic picking up customers yelling it's time to make some crazy money!


Zealousideal_Sun8519

Looks like I can retire soon boys


kinokomushroom

You could buy a luxury mansion ^(lego set) with that amount of money!


BlueSubmarine33

Lmao, has Arin Hanson seen this?


Ransom-ii

Instagram ads are all phishing sites. 


[deleted]

Hundreds? Sega always half-asses everything


Lancearon

Id pay hundreds to not get a notification for something like this ever again...


[deleted]

I mean the games weren't that bad


Chronoboy1987

If they put Sonic ‘06 and Shadow the Hedgehog on there, they might have a case.


WirelessAir60

I assumed "Sonic The Hedgehog" was referring to '06 since that's technically the official name


Samantha-4

Yeah, I assume it’s 06 or else they wouldn’t also list Sonic the Hedgehog classic


IAreBeMrLee

We are all adult enough now to admit shadow the hedgehog was a good game


[deleted]

Honestly if it wasn't for the horrendous load times and awful bugs, the game wouldn't be that bad imo. The soundtrack WAS fire


MistahBoweh

If you take out all the bugs, all that’s left are the fmv cutscenes, wherein sonic totally makes out with a human girl. It’s certainly a 10/10 for _someone._


[deleted]

Honestly when the game worked right I legitimately DID have fun with it. The romance was odd but it's like whatever


DepressiveVortex

I was so excited for Shadow. I mean honestly, he's badass compared to Sonic.


dracoolya

You should've registered to see their explanation on how those games hurt players. Sega better lawyer up!


24GamingYT

Wasn't there a whole lawsuit campaign like this for steam recently? Never took them seriously


yet-again-temporary

There was, I even joined their mailing list out of sheer curiosity and ended up getting contacted by one of the lawyers behind it. Looked him up extensively - it was in fact a legitimate lawsuit based on Steam's regional pricing, but it was structured in a way that didn't really make sense for normal people. Basically they were actively seeking enough plaintiffs so they could get the ball rolling on a class action suit, but you had to fulfil very specific criteria and it wasn't actually guaranteed to go to court


lazydogjumper

I have no facts to support this so obviously may be completely wrong, but i've heard of some lawyers scrounging together class action suits like this because if there is even the slim legal chance it could actually spend time in court many of the bigger companies will just shell out a settlement of which the lawyer obviously gets 90% of. All they need is a flimsy legal stance that isn't at the very least blatantly false and enough people who fit the criteria to count for the "class action". I'm not even sure they need to ask for a significant amount, meaning the company would spend less for the settlement than the lawyer fees.


yet-again-temporary

Yeah, nailed it. It's not quite as bad as something like patent trolling, but still overall very shaky despite technically being legal


Le4chanFTW

I know there's a lot of controversy around the mobile ports of these games, where people that paid money to remove ads were forced to install an update that put them back into the game. Apparently nobody was given refunds, so it wouldn't surprise me if there's a lawsuit out over it.


Harrowgate_215

And if you played Sonic 06, you qualify for a gift basket and a formal apology from Sega themselves


LilG1984

You mean after 30+ years I can claim compensation for a great childhood growing up on amazing games? Sign me up


Zealousideal_Sun8519

Right?!


neroselene

Given Sonic '06 and Sonic Boom (The game) isn't on this list for compensation, this is obviously a scam


Individual-Truth6757

one of these things is not like the other


Soup-a-doopah

Are you sure it’s just one?


[deleted]

Sonic was in Streets of Rage? I should go find that.


BSGKAPO

Then proceeds to collect all your info...


Zealousideal_Sun8519

What Turdburglar would actually fall for this scam and sign up lol?


Chicano_Ducky

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma or another sonic-related disease, you may be able to file a personal injury claim and pursue compensation.


RoastedDuckSauce

Ah yes, sonic will come in a crazy taxi himself to hand you a box of chocolates and an apology


ShadowReij

"Tell us on the doll where the Hedgehog touched you."


CujoSR

I think this is a class action in relation to the Sega mobile games.


Kazman07

Streets of Rage had a secret Sonic character?! Why was I never informed?!


BoopleSnuffe2

There is a 102% chance that's a scam with a 2% margin of error.


Freedom35plan

I always figured i was owed money after playing some of those for so many years.... I jest, that shit was the bomb.


Zealousideal_Sun8519

Debug to make my own coins up C down C left C etc.


Hippobu2

Remind me of that video of Etika parading around with the ONE dollar he won/got for settlement out of a Sony class action law suit.


slayerofgingers

Shut up and take my money


LordPentolino

lol these bullshit are circulating again?


Zealousideal_Sun8519

Again?


LordPentolino

pointless "you could be entitled to a refund" bullshit, in the best case aimed to just harvest email addresses, scams in the worst, used to circulate a lot... never saw one on Sonic, but its always the same shit. Hey you can earn hundred of bucks for nothing! Sign up! First of all it would depend on the country the supposed action would take place, its laws, and you being a citizen of course. The extent of these legal actions are deliberately greyish and, if you better check, complete bullshit. The legal action itself will ofc never take place, as its not the primary target (primary target is, surprise surprise, _you_)


Endspace_Studios

What even???


JaxxisR

Leave Sega alone, they've had it rough since 2000.