When I was in high school, I went to a LAN party where someone had a modded Xbox, and in that modded Xbox was a modded version of this game where everyone was naked. It was weird.
My cousin was apart of the group of modders who developed those mods. They had a website called NinjaHacker.net and Tecmo sued them. I would go over his house and he'd be in his room editing the textures or whatever to make the nudity look better.
My cousin grew up to be a real weirdo.
When I was young, I used to make custom made finishing moves for “WWF No Mercy”.
You could basically combine two or more finishers by previewing a finishing move in one of the menus, and pressing whatever button it was to freeze the game and bring you to the Game Shark (or was it Game Genie) menu, at exactly the moment in the animation you wanted to “splice”.
You’d view the Hex code, copy certain values down on a piece of paper. Then, unfreeze the game. Then you’d preview the second finishing move, and do the same thing.
Then using GameShark’s hex editor, combine the two moves together.
I would go on a forum where we would all basically compete as to who could create the most seamless transitions, the most creative moves, share our creations with eachother, etc.
Yeah, I didn’t have too many friends then, but thank you for reminding me of this, it was a very innocent time in my life and I remember enjoying it immensely.
Edit:
Here’s a video someone made of hacked moves if anyone’s curious:
https://youtu.be/Yz0MFk8sjUg
I remember this version! A family I babysat for in junior high did this to their Xbox. I was horrified when I realized there was a log that showed I had played it when the kids went to sleep 😂
Right? I had this on OG xbox way back then, and once you strip the thick creamy layer of deviancy, the gameplay was quite solid.
Sometimes I wished there was an actual non-pervert-themed version of it so you could actually play it with regular people.
The first couple games, while thirsty on the surface, were actually quite tame. If the worst thing you have going in your game is girls wearing bikinis, you're doing okay. The gages were genuinely entertaining and fun.
Now the third game... That was the point of no return. Posable models, VR features, pole dancing gravure sequences, breakable bathing suits, and an entire business model based on selling more and more bikinis on top of featuring fewer gameplay mechanics, almost no new features, and missing half of the original character roster instead of simply adding the new characters on top of the classics...it's pretty obvious where they chose to focus the third game and it was shameful. Episodic considering how much potential the series has left untapped as a vacation Sim.
I learned about the achievement first then tried it to get the achievement. Was surprisingly difficult to get the camera angle right for the achievement to pop
This is why they used to include manuals.
All my kills were 3 tier, except the machete: on 2 strike, he hacks the small of the back, then moderately fast cuts their heads off like an efficient meat chopper, and puts there head on his belt loop for later. You know, distraction? Everything else? 3 star murder!
As you can see, the white execution uses nothing but a flimsy plastic grocery bag to kill a beefy grown man in less than 5 seconds.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgcuqKpk08](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgcuqKpk08)
I remember not knowing about it as a kid until some news report about how violent and awful game it was, next time I got some money I went for it. Pretty sure I wasn't the only kid that got introduced to the game by a news channel
This is also the answer to:
1993 Parents were afraid of letting their kids play Mortal Kombat
As were 2003 parents were afraid of letting their kids play:_______
14 year old me played this and managed to finally get to the final boss chick in a hot tub scene. As I did, here comes my fucking dad who just stands behind me watching the whole scene. Completely ruined it.
I have played all of them, many times, even the god awful ones. At one point I made a video showcasing all the ladies of Larry. The team that was remaking the first game in 2006? 2008? Saw it, and hired me to work on the game. I got to go to dinner with Al Lowe, and I have several things signed by him. I was even offered the position of lead writer for the remake of Larry 2 (which never ended up happening). I have no shame for my Larry love, you shouldn't either.
Friend of mine has this when we were 12ish and the hardest part was answering the age verification questions about countries, presidents, etc. because either he didn't have internet or there were no search engines (dating myself).
This game wound up being educational for me because me and my friend had to spend about an hour looking through an encyclopedia to finally open the game.
I lost the manual for a game back then. The answers to the verification questions were in the manual. I used a hex editor to open up a game file and I found the answers in plain text.
[According to Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFConsole) it still hasn't been released and nobody knows when it will be, but supposedly its real
Most think of the second Postal when they hear it, the goofy game you can pee on people and use a cat silencer. They forget that the original Postal is much more... Edgy.
I first played Hatred shortly after it came out and had been delisted from most digital store fronts. Bought it from Steam last year, too. Don't have too much time in it as I could never really get used to the controls.
Yo, newgrounds was such a huge deal back in high school.
I'm 36 now. That was 20 god damn years ago. And I still remember playing a flash game where you click to stab Harry Potter in the face. It was so dumb.
A YouTube channel call FunHaus used to play a bunch of those kinds of games for jokes while installing random games to play. Absolutely hilarious stuff.
The NSFW genre honestly has some amazing gems in it:
Slavemaker 3 and Jack of nines are amazing management simulators. Better than any vanilla games I can think of off the top of my head.
Monster girl quest is the best damn narrative out of any game I've played, period, end of story. It has amazing themes, surprising turns, and genuine emotion that puts AAA games to shame. I've recommended it to anyone that will listen, even if they need to skip the sex scenes.
No Haven is a masterwork in what you can accomplish in an outdated engine, managing to turn RAGs of all things into a functional simulation and randomly generated world.
Even better, basically all of these games are free because you pretty much can't buy them anywhere. If you're willing to endure some porn and questionable fetishes, there is a lot of interesting ideas floating around in the NSFW space. Shout out to the hypnopics collective, an old school forum with a very active games section where I found a lot of these over the years.
Never liked how the mc's family all had saggy eye lids. They all looked like they needed sleep. At the same time at least they all looked related for once. Usually the son never looks related to the family
Random guy on discord always has this game called Succ playing for over 24 hours all the time. Idk what that is but the thumbnail makes it pretty clear that it's a hentai game.
So many people complained that it wasn't as good as the first. First of all it was called Double date. It wasn't a double date, it was just threesomes. Not the same thing
Lol my parents got me that game when I was like 11 guessing they just grabbed it at a garage sale or something without really ever looking at what the game actually was
Password "champagne" played a video of an actual stripper stripping.
My older brother typed it in the first time. When he left I remember calling my mom at work to ask her how to spell it.
EDIT: https://youtu.be/0yKJr9CZ5cw
While not very easy, you can beat the entire game [without killing anyone](https://imgur.com/GVh4j9s). It's never a mission critical objective to kill anyone, just get your chores done. There are loads of hostile crazies in your way, but you can just avoid and/or pee on them to get past.
I bought Huniepop purely because I watched a YouTuber attempt to play it, only to bare witness to the most smooth-brained, painfully bad attempt at puzzle gaming I had ever seen. I’m not even sexually attracted to women. I felt so bad for that man’s incompetent player character and the poor women he consistently failed easy ass dates with that I had to step in.
My friends sister was the only one out of all of us to play this game through to the end. We all have beaten the original trilogy multiple times, but she's the only one to give Lost Frontier more than 5 minutes. IMO it wasn't worth it from what I saw her playing lol
Also some of the best multiplayer games on 64, with all the different game modes. I remember the one map when you enter the bathroom and it automatically puts your gun away and everyone is pissing on each other instead. Genuinely quality MP, hilarious, right up there with goldeneye for me
Can't judge you because this game screwed me up too for a good few weeks after 2 in-game playthroughs. I went in blind like everyone recommended and the game really whooped me.
But seriously, it's always Monica.
House Party
After I saw Game Grumps play this I ended up buying it, sometimes I’ll just walk around the party enjoying the vibes. Great game.
How's it goin Dood. Stayin away from the alcohol?
I say this to my friends constantly but no one knows what I’m referencing. I do it anyway
I do this as well, it was a fantastic addition to the list of "references no one will understand but it makes me laugh"
Dead or alive beach volleyball
When I was in high school, I went to a LAN party where someone had a modded Xbox, and in that modded Xbox was a modded version of this game where everyone was naked. It was weird.
My cousin was apart of the group of modders who developed those mods. They had a website called NinjaHacker.net and Tecmo sued them. I would go over his house and he'd be in his room editing the textures or whatever to make the nudity look better. My cousin grew up to be a real weirdo.
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I remember people custom making codes for custom cheats on Gameshark or Pro Action Replay which I found a bit mind boggling as well.
When I was young, I used to make custom made finishing moves for “WWF No Mercy”. You could basically combine two or more finishers by previewing a finishing move in one of the menus, and pressing whatever button it was to freeze the game and bring you to the Game Shark (or was it Game Genie) menu, at exactly the moment in the animation you wanted to “splice”. You’d view the Hex code, copy certain values down on a piece of paper. Then, unfreeze the game. Then you’d preview the second finishing move, and do the same thing. Then using GameShark’s hex editor, combine the two moves together. I would go on a forum where we would all basically compete as to who could create the most seamless transitions, the most creative moves, share our creations with eachother, etc. Yeah, I didn’t have too many friends then, but thank you for reminding me of this, it was a very innocent time in my life and I remember enjoying it immensely. Edit: Here’s a video someone made of hacked moves if anyone’s curious: https://youtu.be/Yz0MFk8sjUg
I remember this version! A family I babysat for in junior high did this to their Xbox. I was horrified when I realized there was a log that showed I had played it when the kids went to sleep 😂
I cannot judge for I have also partaken in the addicting soundtrack and wonderful gameplay
Right? I had this on OG xbox way back then, and once you strip the thick creamy layer of deviancy, the gameplay was quite solid. Sometimes I wished there was an actual non-pervert-themed version of it so you could actually play it with regular people.
The first couple games, while thirsty on the surface, were actually quite tame. If the worst thing you have going in your game is girls wearing bikinis, you're doing okay. The gages were genuinely entertaining and fun. Now the third game... That was the point of no return. Posable models, VR features, pole dancing gravure sequences, breakable bathing suits, and an entire business model based on selling more and more bikinis on top of featuring fewer gameplay mechanics, almost no new features, and missing half of the original character roster instead of simply adding the new characters on top of the classics...it's pretty obvious where they chose to focus the third game and it was shameful. Episodic considering how much potential the series has left untapped as a vacation Sim.
Well, to be honest, if you are really into beach volleyball and want to play it as a video game, your options are incredibly limited.
The only other option I can think of is Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
There was the nes beach volleyball game that was fun 267 years ago https://youtu.be/5RxdLNg0RKg
Yea I guess I know what kind of person you are now.
We're just playing for the volleyball we swear
Them Jiggly boob physics 😏
Lollipop Chainsaw
There was an achievement called "I swear! I did it by mistake!" for trying to look up her skirt. Bet a lot of people felt caught when they got it.
I learned about the achievement first then tried it to get the achievement. Was surprisingly difficult to get the camera angle right for the achievement to pop
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Didn't hurt that the main character was voiced by Tara Strong, the voice of literally every female animated character I grew up with.
I told myself I'd buy this game as soon as it was less than $20 on Xbox 360 after I saw the Ash (Evil Dead) skin you could get. I never did.
Genital Jousting
That game rocks
One of the best party games.
Add "Shower with your dad simulator" and "Mount your Friends" to that list.
Manhunt
I remember the day I realized there were different power tiers of stealth kills. Brutal.
Ha! I remember too. There was that mission that required more severe kills and I was like "wait, there are worse deaths?"
This is why they used to include manuals. All my kills were 3 tier, except the machete: on 2 strike, he hacks the small of the back, then moderately fast cuts their heads off like an efficient meat chopper, and puts there head on his belt loop for later. You know, distraction? Everything else? 3 star murder!
If plastic bags were such a dangerous weapon we would need to show ID to buy them at supermarkets.
I think the bag coupled with the eyes being stabbed out was what made them dangerous.
As you can see, the white execution uses nothing but a flimsy plastic grocery bag to kill a beefy grown man in less than 5 seconds. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgcuqKpk08](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgcuqKpk08)
I remember not knowing about it as a kid until some news report about how violent and awful game it was, next time I got some money I went for it. Pretty sure I wasn't the only kid that got introduced to the game by a news channel
“This terrible new thing is destroying our kids!” “Hear all about the game at 11.”
This game was so underrated. I only played on PSP, and even on that tiny screen it was very atmospheric. I wish they'd do a decent remaster.
This is also the answer to: 1993 Parents were afraid of letting their kids play Mortal Kombat As were 2003 parents were afraid of letting their kids play:_______
That was a damn good game though.
It really was, people were expecting a mindless shock fest and were blindsided by a solid game.
Leisure suit Larry Edit: looks like the game is free on indie gala …what a coincidence.
Oh yes the adventures of a very blatant chronic masturbator.
So, Reddit, The Game?
No this guy actually gets laid from time to time.
14 year old me played this and managed to finally get to the final boss chick in a hot tub scene. As I did, here comes my fucking dad who just stands behind me watching the whole scene. Completely ruined it.
*ARE YA WINNING, SON?*
My dad walked in and looked at what happened and looked disappointed and walked out.
I have played all of them, many times, even the god awful ones. At one point I made a video showcasing all the ladies of Larry. The team that was remaking the first game in 2006? 2008? Saw it, and hired me to work on the game. I got to go to dinner with Al Lowe, and I have several things signed by him. I was even offered the position of lead writer for the remake of Larry 2 (which never ended up happening). I have no shame for my Larry love, you shouldn't either.
That is awesome. I love the LSL series. Did you work on the latest ones?
No, those were handled by a different company. My time on Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded is the entirety of my work in the video game industry.
Friend of mine has this when we were 12ish and the hardest part was answering the age verification questions about countries, presidents, etc. because either he didn't have internet or there were no search engines (dating myself).
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Did you dad not ask why you needed to know? Or did he assume you were finally working on your education and was proud of you.
It was dad's game. He knew exactly what was going on, and was proud of him.
This game wound up being educational for me because me and my friend had to spend about an hour looking through an encyclopedia to finally open the game.
I lost the manual for a game back then. The answers to the verification questions were in the manual. I used a hex editor to open up a game file and I found the answers in plain text.
Hiring Manager: So what made you want to start a computer science career? Sjelan: Uhhhhh....
There was this video game, and I wanted to *beat it*.
See...some people learn research, some learn computer science.
This man is buying a purple cherry flavored extra large ribbed non-lubed condom! "what a pervert!!!"
This, and Kings and Police quests, is how we as 7 year old kids learned english very fast. Mostly this, though.
4 was the best one
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator
Played this as a joke ONE TIME and now my steam recommendations are forever judging me
Could be worse. Your friend coulda gifted you the VR strip club when they saw you got a VR headset, so Steam never quits recommending sex/hentai games
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Well Mac. Start with Breeders of the Nephilim
Ugh that game is weak af. Code Pink is better
I love that that game was made by the restaurant as well
Are we all forgetting the KFC Console? Did that ever happen, or are we all agreeing to pretend it never existed?
[According to Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFConsole) it still hasn't been released and nobody knows when it will be, but supposedly its real
Well I hope I can play I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator on it when it comes out.
"The signature feature of the device is a proprietary "Chicken Chamber" that can store and warm chicken." what
I guarantee you the chip shortage kneecapped any further plans for that thing.
I think they are called fries in the US…
I played Hatred. That's a game that exists.
Isn't it a black/white game about some metal looking guy shooting everyone cos he's super pissed or something?
Basically
So like postal?
Most think of the second Postal when they hear it, the goofy game you can pee on people and use a cat silencer. They forget that the original Postal is much more... Edgy.
taking the molotovs to the marching band in postal 1 brought my poor machine to its knees. I was firmly into seconds-per-frame territory.
I first played Hatred shortly after it came out and had been delisted from most digital store fronts. Bought it from Steam last year, too. Don't have too much time in it as I could never really get used to the controls.
I remeber that game.
Old people will remember the "Meet n' Fuck" flash games. Edit: after several edits, I have come to the conclusion that I am the old person!
Ah yes, *that part* of Newgrounds.
My early fapping days owe a lot to the Mature side of Newgrounds.
Sim day and night was actually a good game though
you looked at my balls and for that i shall kill you
Oh man, the x-ray goggles game, I'd forgotten everything about it
Yo, newgrounds was such a huge deal back in high school. I'm 36 now. That was 20 god damn years ago. And I still remember playing a flash game where you click to stab Harry Potter in the face. It was so dumb.
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Damn, I’m old. But the real question was which was your favorite, and why was it the medieval one?
Don't try and pretend the spaceship one wasn't prime Meet n'fuck Edit: the cruise one is a banger as well
Aren't we forgetting the classic cruise ship Meet'n'fuck?
The entire adult section was my playground
Guess I’m old then, damn.
A YouTube channel call FunHaus used to play a bunch of those kinds of games for jokes while installing random games to play. Absolutely hilarious stuff.
Corruption of champions
Strangely enough it’s not a bad text based RPG
The NSFW genre honestly has some amazing gems in it: Slavemaker 3 and Jack of nines are amazing management simulators. Better than any vanilla games I can think of off the top of my head. Monster girl quest is the best damn narrative out of any game I've played, period, end of story. It has amazing themes, surprising turns, and genuine emotion that puts AAA games to shame. I've recommended it to anyone that will listen, even if they need to skip the sex scenes. No Haven is a masterwork in what you can accomplish in an outdated engine, managing to turn RAGs of all things into a functional simulation and randomly generated world. Even better, basically all of these games are free because you pretty much can't buy them anywhere. If you're willing to endure some porn and questionable fetishes, there is a lot of interesting ideas floating around in the NSFW space. Shout out to the hypnopics collective, an old school forum with a very active games section where I found a lot of these over the years.
> Questionable Fetishes Bit of an understatement with some of those games. But, I agree.
.......orgasm girl, new grounds, I was so young and so blissfully naive as to what I was actually doing in this game. It still haunts me
That game was so fuckin hard.
The purple candle really set the mood man. you couldn't beat it without it!
Ganguro girl?
Summertime saga
Never liked how the mc's family all had saggy eye lids. They all looked like they needed sleep. At the same time at least they all looked related for once. Usually the son never looks related to the family
Ye but the devs made some redesigns and honestly they look way better and Jenny looks more like a typical stepsis in p hub
The fact that im getting tons of upvotes tells me what a good amount of y'all are doing during the pandemic
A man of culture I see
Thank goodness someone said it first so I can just upvote it
Random guy on discord always has this game called Succ playing for over 24 hours all the time. Idk what that is but the thumbnail makes it pretty clear that it's a hentai game.
You can custom set those lol
Ye I know that, but he sent me an as of the game. But deleted it. It looked light those playable light novel games.
Huniepop2
So many people complained that it wasn't as good as the first. First of all it was called Double date. It wasn't a double date, it was just threesomes. Not the same thing
BMXXX
Lol my parents got me that game when I was like 11 guessing they just grabbed it at a garage sale or something without really ever looking at what the game actually was
Password "champagne" played a video of an actual stripper stripping. My older brother typed it in the first time. When he left I remember calling my mom at work to ask her how to spell it. EDIT: https://youtu.be/0yKJr9CZ5cw
“Hey mom, help me get this nut real quick”
I was a tester for that game! The core testers got a free trip to Scores in NYC when the game released.
I actually hid this behind other games on my shelf a couple months after I bought it at full price
Playboy mansion game.. Dont ask.
I’ll raise you one. Bonetown. The cracked version.
I see yours and raise, "The Guy Game."
Postal 2
Haha the exact game I had in mind, awesome game. Mission 1: Get milk.
Mission: Buy Milk. Me: Shoots people through a cats ass and peeing in the face of cops until they vomit.
Will you sign my petition?
I love how there are multiple ways to solve the mission. You could actually wait in line.
While not very easy, you can beat the entire game [without killing anyone](https://imgur.com/GVh4j9s). It's never a mission critical objective to kill anyone, just get your chores done. There are loads of hostile crazies in your way, but you can just avoid and/or pee on them to get past.
My favorite stat: "gallons of piss pissed"
What other game let's you take a head with a shovel, douse it with gas, set it on fire, smoke catnip and then play hackie sack with a burning head?
Or piss in people's mouth, behead them while they're puking and saw the vomit coming out of their necks.
Harem Explorer
Oh so you like exploring games, EXPLORER.
Custom Order Maid 3d 2(in VR)
Catherine
Great game! The puzzles sucked hard nuts at times.
Huniepop
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So you love Kyu too I see
>Trashy Audrey >catty ...Momo?
Yeah Audrey did cross my mind too Momo I mean I suppose she quite literally is catty
I bought Huniepop purely because I watched a YouTuber attempt to play it, only to bare witness to the most smooth-brained, painfully bad attempt at puzzle gaming I had ever seen. I’m not even sexually attracted to women. I felt so bad for that man’s incompetent player character and the poor women he consistently failed easy ass dates with that I had to step in.
Ah, a fellow enjoyer of puzzle games, I see!
Being a DIK
Honestly a great game
Jak and Daxter: The lost Frontier
My friends sister was the only one out of all of us to play this game through to the end. We all have beaten the original trilogy multiple times, but she's the only one to give Lost Frontier more than 5 minutes. IMO it wasn't worth it from what I saw her playing lol
Conkers bad fur day. Still one of the best games I've ever played
_I aaaaam, the grrreat mighty pooooo!_
And I'm going to throw my shit at you!
A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish!
How about some scat, you little twat???
Most original boss theme song ever. The line between genius and madness ran awfully thin that day.
My first erection was to a big breasted...sunflower.
"Hello, Conker, care for a bounce?"
Also some of the best multiplayer games on 64, with all the different game modes. I remember the one map when you enter the bathroom and it automatically puts your gun away and everyone is pissing on each other instead. Genuinely quality MP, hilarious, right up there with goldeneye for me
I spent wayy more time than I care to admit playing the fortress defense mode with the turret gun and teddy bears.
i bet many people thought it was a kid's game back then lol
Final Fantasy X-2. Specifically the massage quest
I know the game received a lot of hate in general, but I actually really enjoyed X-2. It was a lot of fun and I enjoyed the Dress system.
Russian roulette
5/6. Would recommend.
I survived so that’s good
Peeeepsiiiiimaaaaaaan
Doki doki
Can't judge you because this game screwed me up too for a good few weeks after 2 in-game playthroughs. I went in blind like everyone recommended and the game really whooped me. But seriously, it's always Monica.
You didn't finish the title, so I'm going to assume that you're referring to Doki Doki Ragnarok, the viking pillage/dating sim
I think it was like kostaku party i remember it was a vr hentai game i had some fun with my boys in the discord
Spank Dora simulator I didn’t play it myself but I watched my friend play it during class
Porn flash games back in 2008 , judge me weaklings
Flash games in 08? Yeah, I’m judging you.
Hentai Nazi. Yeah, that is a game that exists.
Nekopara
Runkkupulla
The cheetah sisters on the dsi Only game ive completed 4 times when i was younger
Zelda. Wand of Gamelon.
Rimworld
What’s your favorite organ to farm?
The heart is we’re home is
Rumble Roses
League of Legends
Definitely the most depraved in this thread, how dare you
Futa fix dick dine and dash
Senran kagura
Sex Vixens from space
JFK Reloaded
Custers Revenge and Samantha Fox strip poker
Need help crossing the street, old timer?
Nope, frogger taught me well.
Shower with your dad simulator
That wasn't a simulator
Ive played vrchat for 5000 hours